"How the hell did you get into it? This snake is a dry snake at first glance, and it does not like water at all, and usually crawls out to feed on clear nights. It was so humid last night that they didn't come out, and besides, they usually stay in the mountains and rarely climb to the edge of the village.

He knocked twice on the window with his hand, and the big snake was alarmed, and drilled deeper, and its body flashed, and only the small half of its tail was still wriggling.

"I don't know, we caught it too late last night, and Xiaolei forgot to lock the car door, and it turned out to be like this in the morning." I was also very puzzled, I knew that I parked the car in the courtyard last night, and I wouldn't make so many things with more effort.

"This snake is too big, I guess it's not easy to catch, I suggest you get some vinegar smoked. I've read it online before and say that snakes are sensitive to odors, especially this sour vinegar smell. At this time, a tourist suggested.

"Xiaolei, hurry up and buy a few bottles of vinegar." Frequent diseases go to the doctor, regardless of whether this method works or not. Just let my daughter buy it and then talk about it.

"Don't, what are you doing with such a big deal," Liu Junhao hurriedly stopped him. Others are so particular that they don't dare to touch this white snake, no matter how he says it, he is also a good young man who grew up under the red flag, and he doesn't believe in the old thing at all. stepped forward and grabbed the snake's tail and pulled it suddenly, and then shook it twice, and the guy's bones fell off, and his head was just weakly stretching and contracting.

"Uncle Xiaohao, let's get this snake back to raise your family." The hairy boy leaned over and shouted. He had the idea of catching the big snake back and raising it, but just about to go forward to catch the snake, he was killed by his Lao Tzu and collapsed two brains, and now his brain is still hurting.

"What am I raising it for," Liu Junhao shook a few more times, and the snake was completely dizzy.

"Catch mice, the book says, snakes can eat several mice a day." The hairy child encouraged and encouraged, "Besides, if you raise this snake, you can still let people visit"

"Let it catch mice, then isn't my Doudou laid off?" This snake looks very distinctive, and Liu Junhao has the idea of raising it. However, thinking that his wife had no love for snakes, he dispelled his thoughts and directly picked the white snake into the grass with a stick and threw it away.

The snake didn't seem to be too affected, and as soon as it landed on the ground, it slipped and burrowed into the crack in the stone.

When he returned to the weir pond, he saw that Zhao Guangming's kid was talking to this group of children about the shell, and there was a small horn on the motorcycle next to him.

"Why did you kid come so early? It has only been a few days since I knew it, and it is estimated that it will take another ten days for Zhang Qian to organize people to go up the mountain. Liu Junhao asked with some confusion, this person had greeted him before. Knowing that the shell will naturally be kept for him, is there any need to be so panicked?

"Naturally, I'm not worried about your village, but other villages don't necessarily know about it, buddy, this is propaganda. See, all the high-tech is used......" Zhao Guangming said and pressed the horn button, and the sound of "received" immediately came from inside.

", what kind of high-tech are you, now everyone in the village uses this." Liu Junhao quipped.

"Can it be the same?" Zhao Guangming asked rhetorically with a hurt to his self-esteem, and he also felt that it was a bit embarrassing to use this little speaker.

"What do you think, hide this horn as you say?"

At the end, Zhao Guangming mentioned that he had helped him collect the shell.

"I don't have the spare time to help you collect it," Liu Junhao shook his head again and again.

Originally, I thought that these children in the village would not collect many shells, but I never thought that the single-haired children would bring more than two catties alone, and the other children also got a few catties.

In the end, many tourists came to sell them with convenient bags. They just picked it up in the past two days, and the quantity is very small, just for fun.

Seeing that Zhao Guangming was busy here, Liu Junhao didn't bother, and was ready to say hello and go back.

Turning his head and just about to leave, he was caught by Er Mazi. His cow trough was knocked down by a big yellow ox, and now he has to find someone to re-support it. This one was busy, another half an hour. Liu Junhao completely forgot that he hadn't eaten breakfast yet.

It happened that Lao Chang's family wanted to go over to buy watermelons, so Liu Junhao led them over.

Who knew that as soon as he arrived at the door, Goku screamed and threw himself into his arms.

"My uncle is back, take care of Wukong" followed Xiao Jianhui to catch up.

The monkey squeaked in his arms and looked angry.

"What's wrong with it?" Liu Junhao was very puzzled by the few people in the courtyard. Although he doesn't understand monkey language, he can still understand some basic things after getting along with Wukong for so long, and it seems that this guy is complaining.

"Goku wanted our money, and I didn't give it to it, so it came and grabbed my hair and messed up my braids. If Aunt Zhang hadn't stopped it, it would have scratched me. Xiao Tongtong muttered. She still has a little tear stain on her face, and like that, she looks more aggrieved than Goku.

When did the monkey become so domineering? It seems that when it asks for money and doesn't give it, it is at most sulking, and it is the first time that there has been a robbery of money. Liu Junhao looked at his wife suspiciously, wanting to ask what the reason was.

"Why don't you say where your money comes from, the money from the sale of the shell is said to have Wukong's share, and people are busy with you every day on and under the trees. The strength is no less than yours......" Zhang Qian opened her mouth to fight for her monkey.

When Zhao Guangming came to collect the shell, a few little guys immediately carried the results of these days after knowing it. On the way there, they had already discussed, and the money from the sale of the shell was divided equally among the four people. In a few days, after beating seven or eight catties, I knew that the shell could be sold for more than 200 yuan. They were elated along the way, calculating how much money they could share in a summer vacation, and what fun things to buy when school started, and the discussion was so fierce that they didn't think about monkeys at all.

Who would have thought that when Wukong saw that he could sell the shell for money, he also stretched out his hand and asked Xiao Tongtong for it. The little girl covered her wallet and didn't want to give it, and several times in a row, the monkey was annoyed. Reaching out and scratching at her hair. The little girl didn't expect that the lively and cute monkey would suddenly go crazy, and she was so frightened that she cried in the courtyard.

Fortunately, Zhang Qian heard that the voice was wrong and came out to check, otherwise this girl might have been scratched twice.

I see, I said how did the monkey become so unreasonable, and the feelings of this guy are reasonable. My wife is right, Xiao Haoyu can fight so many people with so many shells, and the monkey has at least one-third of his strength, or even more. You must know that these guys used to carry bamboo poles to facilitate the shell of the high place. It's better now, go out and shout Wukong, just two pieces of candy can make the monkey tree run up and down.

A few days ago, Liu Junhao was still complaining about his monkey, but now the trouble is really coming, and the monkey is not the one who suffers at all.

"No, your monkey ......" Lao Chang's daughter-in-law was dumb as soon as she said two sentences. In the past, the TV station showed Liu Junhao's animal performances, and the most brilliant of them was the monkey. She had already thought of the monkey as clever, but compared to the situation in front of her, she seemed to have seriously underestimated the creature—it understood the importance of such fancy paper.

"It's nothing, just get used to it" Liu Junhao smiled, and then remembered that he hadn't invited Lao Chang's family into the courtyard to sit down. How can his own monkey be inferred by common sense, although this guy can't think, but long-term observation has let him know that colorful paper can be exchanged for things.

Let the three of them sit down in the courtyard, Zhang Qian has already held most of the watermelon and cut it on the stone table.

"Squeak......" Wukong saw that his master no longer paid attention to him, and began to shout again.

"I said you guys make that much money. I'd better give it a little bit. Liu Junhao scratched his head helplessly.

"Don't give it" The little girl covered her pockets tightly, "Why don't you let Haoyu give it, he also has money." ”

At last, the girl saw that the monkey's mood had stabilized, and she patted its head like a child and shouted, "Be obedient, keep this money in my hand first, and I will buy you candy to eat later." ”

The monkey didn't know if he understood it or not, but he screamed more happily in his master's arms, and several times tried to struggle and jump off.

Yes, the annoyed can't do it. Liu Junhao had no choice but to take out a few pieces from his pocket and stuff them into the monkey's hands. This guy doesn't know denominations, only that the more the better. In fact, it is a complete waste of money to put it in its hands, and if it doesn't take half an hour, it will definitely go to Liu Qihua to buy a cleaning gun and use it.

Sure enough, the guy immediately settled down after getting the money, and the monkey's paw reached into his mouth and dipped some spit, and then pinched the bills one by one.

"Ahem...... cough...... "Lao Chang's family lives in Ermazi, and in the morning he saw the salted duck eggs and salted the oil, so he ate two. The duck eggs were salty, and his mouth was dry all morning, and he was holding the watermelon and nibbling on it. As soon as he saw the monkey counting the money, he immediately stuck a mouthful of watermelon in his throat. He blushed and his neck was thick, and he didn't reply to coughing a few times, Liu Junhao saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly hammered his back twice with his fist.

"I ...... This monkey in your house is so funny" for nearly half a minute, and Chang Chang relieved himself.

"Hehe, it's good to get used to it, it's good to get used to it" Liu Junhao and Zhang Qian were not surprised. No need to ask, it must be an imitation of the owner, Liu Junhao usually likes to do this action when he counts money.

For the four dollars, the monkey counted for a long time, then barked at the two starlings a few times, and led them out of the yard.

"Wukong is so fun, before the holiday, a few of our classmates said that we have time to come over to see it during the summer vacation," Chang Lei said at this time. Last year, a group of students went to Liujiagou to play, and the monkeys left an impression on them.

"Welcome at any time" It seems that the university is really a place to transform people, this girl seems to be much more cheerful, and she no longer lowers her head when she speaks.

"Xiaolei is at the front station, and the classmates in their class will come over together in a few days. This girl is now a member of the organizing committee of the class," Lao Chang's daughter-in-law explained with a smile, "She hasn't organized any activities before, and this time is also a workout for her." Looking at the smile between her eyebrows, she was obviously happy for her daughter's transformation.

"Mom, what are you talking about" The girl was thin-skinned, and when she heard her mother praise her, she immediately picked up her camera and walked around the courtyard. I've seen things in the courtyard on the Internet, but it's beautiful. But it's not realistic. She took several photos in a row, and was finally pulled out of the yard by Xiao Tongtong.

After a while, there was a crackling sound outside the courtyard. You don't have to go out to see, it must be that Wukong has come back from buying a rubbing cannon.

This guy was afraid that the cannon would be confiscated by Liu Junhao, so he squeaked in and entered the door after cleaning it outside the courtyard.

To Liu Junhao's surprise again, the monkey didn't completely buy the rubbing cannon, and he still grabbed two sausages in his paws.

"For me?" Seeing Wukong stuffing the sausage into his hand, Liu Junhao asked with some surprise, it seems that this guy is the first time to be so attentive.

"Squeak," the monkey nodded vigorously.

"Tsk...... The sun came out in the west. Zhang Qian also felt very strange when she saw this situation. The two of them could only look at the scene in front of them speechlessly, and for half an hour, the monkeys brought them an unimaginable impact.

Seeing their stunned looks, Liu Junhao also deliberately showed off, took out his nail clippers and cut the packaging on the top of the sausage. The sausage was covered in a layer of plastic, which was so smooth that he took a lot of effort to cut it.

As soon as it was cut open, before it was peeled, the monkey suddenly reached out and grabbed it into its paws, and then took a bite with its mouth open.

Kouhu, seeing it hand over another sausage, Liu Junhao understood this guy's intention: he couldn't get the plastic packaging on it, so he looked for his own.

The other three apparently understood, too, and burst out laughing. Fortunately, Lao Chang didn't eat watermelon this time, otherwise he would have choked again.

"It's so funny," said Lao Chang's daughter-in-law after wiping her tears.

"This guy is like that," Liu Junhao could only make a round for himself.

The monkey didn't eat the sausages for himself, but fed one of them to the starling.

The guy was full of food and drink and slipped into the house, Zhang Qian was afraid that it would be messing around inside, so she hurriedly followed. Who knew that this time the monkey did not look for anything else, but came out with a garbage bag.

"What is this for?" Lao Chang asked with interest.

"I don't know, maybe it's picking up trash." Most tourists know that monkeys are very hygienic. This guy loves to be serious, as long as he sees someone littering the ground, he will point at the garbage and make noise in your ears until he picks it up. Because of this, Liu Guangju also had the idea of inviting monkeys to serve as Liujiagou's "health image ambassador".

"Let's go, let's see" Lao Chang's daughter-in-law was amused several times in the morning, and now she is interested in monkeys picking up garbage.

Things were once again unexpected by Liu Junhao, and the monkey was not picking up garbage this time. As soon as it got out of the yard, it jumped straight up to the toon tree by the ditch, and then picked a shell from the top and put it in a plastic bag.

"It's not going to figure out the shell and sell it for itself, is it?" The old daughter-in-law was shaken again, and she now wondered if she was facing a monkey.

"It's possible" Zhang Qian didn't doubt this, after a long time of contact, she took it for granted that the monkey was smart.

"Wow, look, Wukong has picked up the shell for us again" A few little guys over there saw the movement and ran over excitedly.

"Squeak" the monkey didn't give them a good face, squatting on the branch and grinning with its teeth, its paws clutching tightly at the plastic bag. This guy is quite grudgeful, and I'm afraid he won't help them find out about the shell in the future.

Explain the reason why I didn't update in the first two days, I just got a job, and my new job is in the familiarization stage, so I'm busy, and I definitely don't have time to write a book during the day. I went to work at half past eight and got off work at six o'clock, and it took more than an hour to commute to and from work by bus each time, and it was already more than eight o'clock when I got home at night, and I was too tired to update.

I'm really sorry.,Catch up with a chapter today and Sunday.,Can you update it tomorrow night?