In life, there will always be a lot of strange things, and it is under those strange things that people grow up step by step, so they have to adapt, they must adapt.

Thinking of this, Commissioner Huang wiped the two lines of old tears that flowed from his eyes, "How much time does Nima have for me to get used to, Nima, I'm about to go to see God and his old man!" ”

As soon as he remembered what he had done not long ago, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but shudder.

Yelling at the eldest lady, scolding the fifth master and the seventh master, just like the dead bald head said, what I can do next is probably to curse him to be a poor ghost for the rest of his life after death.

Alas, forget it, life is short, timely fun is the king, anyway, sooner or later you have to die, one step later, one step earlier is not much different, I still hurry up to finish the fun of this life, at least enjoy all the enjoyment of this life, and then .......

Nima: That's right! Nima, I don't even have a dime in my pocket!! Nima, I can't even enjoy enjoying the last pleasure of life!!

The corners of Commissioner Huang's eyes couldn't help but shed two lines of old tears.

Poor, so poor, I'm so poor that I can't even do it with the capital to be happy in time.....

Hehe, hehehe, I seem to be so poor that I can't even kill myself, I want to make myself comfortable, but I don't even have the money to buy sleeping pills.......

Commissioner Huang, who had nothing to love, looked at the toilet door in front of him and sighed faintly, "In this world, there will probably be no poorer people than me, right?" Hehe, I can't afford to die. ”

took out the Marlboro in his pocket, and Commissioner Huang lit one with great sorrow.

Swallowing the clouds and spitting out the fog, that bitter face looked more and more sad.

"I would have known that I wouldn't have been so impulsive, I would have listened to the words of the eldest lady if I had known, and obediently put the old guard and Carl on it, although this is no different from a beast, but I can survive anyway."

Yes, that's why Huang Xiaobei was so impulsive before, that's what Miss Yiyi asked him to do - do you want to live? Want to know what people want? Then be in front of me by Carl and Wesling last time!

Well, that's right, it's the be, it's Commissioner Huang who was on it, if he was on someone else, it is estimated that there will be no next thing.

After all, is Brother Gui also a tradition of the Fanzhuo Academy?

At that time, Miss Yiyi stretched out her green fingers and waved, meaning to ask, "I really don't want to die?" ”

Commissioner Huang nodded hurriedly, "I don't want to." ”

Miss Yiyi smiled and nodded tentatively, "Really? ”

"Really, really!"

Then Miss Yiyi stretched out her demonic finger and pointed behind Huang Xiaobei, and then pointed at him, and the two thumbs pressed together fiercely.

Huang Xiaobei was stunned for a moment, and then he knew it in his heart.

Obviously, the eldest lady meant to tell him, "I don't want to die, and I want to know what other people want?" That's very simple, immediately go and put Carl or Wesling or other men, on the ground and kiss wildly, not only that, but also tongue kisses, if the kiss is not good, people will still be unhappy, they will still be angry, and if you kiss well, you will force them to bow once, and people will see it comfortably, and they will tell you what your wish is. ”

Of course, it is impossible to know so much information with a few simple gestures, in fact, Huang Xiaobei read all this from the smart eyes of the eldest lady.

This is probably something that only Huang Xiaobei can do, because Miss Yiyi's big black eyes seem to be not only a pair of beautiful eyes to him, but more importantly, he can see many, many other things from them.

Similarly, Miss Yiyi is the same, even if she doesn't speak, she can see what he is thinking from Huang Xiaobei's eyes.

But Huang Xiaobei couldn't, unless Miss Yiyi wanted to tell him what her eyes were talking about.

The rest of the matter is very easy to imagine, seeing that the eldest lady is almost vexatious, and even trampling his self-esteem under his feet, Commissioner Huang's heart suddenly ignited a layer of anger, and he was not in a good mood recently.

At that moment, Commissioner Huang had a feeling of being trampled under his feet and spitting.

Thinking that he wants to kiss Carl or the old guard, not only that, but also be forced by them? Not only that, but it was still in front of the eldest lady, not only that, but the expression on the eldest lady's face at that time was still so hateful!

Commissioner Huang didn't control one of them and blew up directly, so he made an unimaginable mistake.

In fact, Commissioner Huang at that time was also too impulsive, if he was willing to calm down, if he was willing to calm down and think about it, it is estimated that he would never be so impulsive, but there was no way, at that time, he didn't know which tendon was wrong, and he actually became angry directly.

It is worth mentioning that although he thought about it on the ground for five minutes, those five minutes were all inner monologues when he was forced to do so......

"Stop, bastard, stop, you can't do it there!"

And he probably didn't want to yell at the eldest lady at first, but as soon as the words came out, he couldn't hold it back, and in the end, he rushed directly to the peak of his anger, and he couldn't hold it back.

Recalling the scene just now, Huang Xiaobei sat on the toilet lid and smoked a cigarette while sighing, "Why are you so impulsive, why are you ...... Looks like someone else has to be impulsive......"

"Well, if that's the case, why can't we calm down? Why can't we just calm down? Now don't talk about asking about wishes, the eldest lady is probably about to hate me to death. ”

At this time, Commissioner Huang's desire to survive was about to move again, and he subconsciously muttered a sentence.

"If Carl and the old guard are put on now, will the eldest lady forgive me?"

After saying this, in the eyes of Commissioner Huang, a series of philosophical scenes suddenly appeared.

He began to think seriously about whether to go to the old guard and Karl....... After all, nausea for a few hours can be exchanged for a long and good life, well, if you think about it, it seems to be quite a good deal.

But after five seconds, Commissioner Huang suddenly let out a retch, wiped the bile from the corner of his mouth uncomfortably, and said with a cold face: "If I have to go to those two guys to live, then I would rather choose death!" ”

Carl, who was inspecting the sanitary conditions on the first floor, suddenly reached out and pushed his sunglasses, looked up and said in confusion: "Why did you suddenly feel a sense of relief just now?" ”

The old guard with three mops in his arms passed by Carl, and when he heard his words, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Do you feel this way too?" I just had it, and I just felt something staring at my ass, and I didn't feel comfortable looking at it. ”

As soon as Lao Wei said this, Carl also had a feeling of being peeped at, shook his body unnaturally, and said with a solemn face: "Maybe the people from the Demon Party are nearby, senior, be careful." ”

"Then eighty percent of the abilities of this demon party are related to the ass."

Lao Wei and Carl shuddered at the same time, so it can be seen that Commissioner Huang really didn't think about it casually just now, he was really thinking hard about whether to force those two innocent foreigners.

Fortunately, in the end, human reason occupies the high ground, otherwise...... I am afraid that Huang Xiaobei will become the new president of the Fanzhuo Academy Brotherhood.

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"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true!"

Commissioner Huang, who was worried, Commissioner Huang, who no longer had any hope for the road ahead, and Commissioner Huang, who was silently smoking and preparing to borrow money to buy sleeping pills after smoking this cigarette, suddenly rang his demonic mobile phone ringtone in his ears.

Hearing the ringing of the mobile phone, Commissioner Huang sighed first, but there was no sadness or joy in his eyes, looking like a person who knew that his life was short, so he calmly went to die.

If there is no accident, the eldest lady should want to tell him, "You can clean up and go to." ”

Picking up the phone, Commissioner Huang's voice was very flat: "Miss, you are here to tell me, go out now and watch the sea with the fifth master and the seventh master, right?" Can you have dinner and go? ”

Unexpectedly, it was Uncle Liu's voice that rang on the other end of the phone

"Stinky boy, it's me."

As soon as he heard the voice of Uncle Liu, Commissioner Huang almost missed the phone.

"Uncle, what's the matter, why are you? Don't worry, I'll go back to see you the day after tomorrow (turn into a ghost and go back to see you). Commissioner Huang said secretly in his heart.