783 Do You Save Water? (The big chapter is sent~)
"Hot~ You won't forget anything, right?" A phone call interrupted Tang Qian, who was watching a video of the hard attack under the basket.
"Oh~ who are?" Tang Qian's mind was now on the video, so he didn't think much about it at all, and asked casually.
"What!! Scald!!! Are you kidding me!! The other end of the phone was immediately unhappy, and began to babble angrily: "Your excuse is too low-level!! β
Uh, Tang Qian was stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted, he adjusted his thoughts for a moment, and said, "It's Sestin, do you have something to do with me?" I thought this would ease the embarrassment, but I didn't expect it to be exchanged for a bigger "storm" and said: "Hot~ What do you say is the matter~ Did you forget what you promised me so quickly??? Are you still a man??? β
The little girl thought that Tang Qian was deliberate, so she jumped to her feet in anger all of a sudden, if Tang Qian was by her side now, it was estimated that she would bite directly with a mouthful of silver teeth.
Yes? What kind of promise? What did I promise, I ...... Well??? Oops, awful!! I was so busy playing that I completely forgot about it!!
After thinking about it, Tang Qian immediately laughed and said: "haha~ I remember remembering, I promised you that I won't regret it~ Oriental people are very trustworthy~" "Really? Then why haven't I seen you yet??? Sestin snorted in disbelief: "Hot, do you remember this matter, are you bullying me for being young and reading less??? β
"You went to my sister's prom, why are you so shirking mine? Is it because she's a little bigger than I am? I'm taller than her! β
"What big breasts and small breasts, am I this kind of person? I'm telling you, that's not the case at all. Okay, what time is it? I'll be right over right now. Before Tang Qian finished speaking, he heard the voice on the phone shouting, "Ah, you really forgot!! Scald!!! You're treating me like that!! I'm going to bite you to death!! β
This, this little girl, is really a violent Lori.
No, what loli, is there such a tall loli? Alas, forget it, who said that he had forgotten it.
"haha~ I'm in the car~ Don't worry, wait for me right away, I'll call you~" After speaking, Tang Qian hung up the phone directly, saving him from being nagged again. Then he didn't turn off the video, so he hurriedly changed his clothes and called an Uber to go straight to Sestin's school.
Fortunately, the road conditions in the United States are still better than those in China, mainly because there are fewer people, so there are no traffic jams along the way. It took about an hour or so, and Tang Qian rushed to Sestin's school.
"Hey, Sestin, I'm here, where are you?" Because this school is considered an aristocratic school, the security measures are very strict, and no one comes to lead it, so it is impossible for Tang Qian to break in directly. Of course, looking at the appearance of this doorman uncle, if you use money to attack, it is estimated that it can also have an effect. But Tang Qian didn't need to do this, he just had to wait for Sesteen to come over.
"It's finally here? I thought you were going to release my pigeons!! Sestin said with some annoyance, but her dress tonight was indeed eye-catching. It is really a combination of excellent genes, she inherited her mother's perfect body proportions, although her breasts are a little smaller than Sophia, but for Orientals, it is domineering enough. COUPLED WITH A HEIGHT OF ABOUT 174~175CM, IT IS NO WONDER THAT SHE WANTS TO BE A PROFESSIONAL MODEL. The body proportions are very golden and fried. Usually it's youthful and energetic jeans and student clothes, so the visual impact is not obvious, but tonight I changed into formal clothes, and it stood out all at once.
A brilliant blue starry sky skirt with elegant butterfly straps on the shoulders is a little more playful and cute than the ordinary one-shoulder dress. At her feet is a faint gradient of sequin heels, as if there is a drill hole flickering on and off, which matches her dress tonight, which is very suitable and complements each other. There is also a white and gold swan pendant collarbone necklace around his neck, even if Tang Qian doesn't understand these so-called high-end goods, he can feel that these things are very valuable. Ordinary people are reluctant to buy one piece in their lifetime.
Alas, good-looking is good-looking, but capitalism is too much, where are these clothes and shoes, this is clearly a walking soft girl coin, no, it is a walking American knife banknote.
But it can't be denied that people rely on clothes, and after wearing it like this, Sestin's whole temperament has been further sublimated, and it is several percent more noble and delicate than the daily feeling.
Seeing Tang Qian looking at himself, Sestin was not shy at all, but pulled the tips of his hair proudly and said, "haha~ I look good tonight~ Let me tell you, there are no fewer people who have accosted me along the way." But unfortunately, who told me that I was already famous tonight. None of them are blessed with this. β
"Well, you're not comfortable walking." Tang Qian asked something that was not very appropriate.
"You know what!" After hearing this, the little girl pouted and said slightly: "This is the way the formal occasion is, we are girls, not you stinky boys!! Cinderella doesn't have a pumpkin cart and a crystal slipper, do you think you can get the prince's favor??? Hmph, what are you doing in a daze, help me hold up my skirt~"
"Oh, good, good." Tonight was her own fault first, and Tang Qian could only obey her wishes, helping to enter with a long skirt along the way. When he arrived near the prom hall, Sestin asked Tang Qian to put it down, then raised his head with his chest straightened, straightened his appearance a little, and said, "Let's go in." β
"Okay, let's go." Although Tang Qian had attended Sophia's graduation ball once, he was still not very familiar with this. Anyway, the latter has been with him last time, otherwise he might not be able to figure out what steps he has. No way, this thing is not prosperous on the other side of the ocean, we don't have a dance party for graduation there, but a performance stage for school leaders!
Seeing that Tang Qian was about to enter like this, Sestin's eyes almost popped out, and he shouted loudly: "Hot~ What are you doing?" Did you just go in? "Huh? No, what else? "Tang Qian hasn't understood yet.
"Hold my hand! You've got to hold my hand! Why don't you have any gentlemanly demeanor!! β
"Uh, I'm sorry, I'm going to save it, I'm going to save it." Tang Qian was embarrassed, because this may be considered basic etiquette in Europe and the United States, but he didn't understand it, and he didn't have this knowledge reserve in his head. Alas, it's really troublesome, but fortunately the NBA doesn't have so many precautions, otherwise I would really have to be one head and two big.
In fact, Sistin has worn high heels for more than 180CM, but standing next to Tang Qian, he is still a "little bird". There's no way, Tang Qian's height is the standard height of a giant in any country anywhere on the earth, and the girl is 180CM? Even Taylor, who has a net height of 180CM, is too short when he wears more than ten centimeters of high heels.
The two of them pushed open the door and immediately became the focus of attention of the audience.
The beauty of the woman and the majesty of the man, this combination is an eye-catching guarantee everywhere.
Especially Tang Qian, who was more than 7 feet tall, stood out from the crowd as soon as he walked in, overwhelming all the men present.
Americans, even high school students, have a lot of men who are 190cm or even close to 200cm, but all this will be overshadowed. STILL THE SAME SENTENCE, A PERSON WITH A HEIGHT OF 200CM STANDS NEXT TO TANG QIAN, JUST LIKE A PERSON WITH A HEIGHT OF 165CM STANDS NEXT TO A PERSON WHO IS 180CM. The difference in effect is huge.
Now Tang Qianke is different from the previous prom of Sophia, at that time he was not very famous, and he had just gained a foothold in the NBA. Now, it's hard to say about other cities, at least Los Angeles, his face is already a "familiar face" of the public. So it didn't take long for many people to recognize him.
Sestin enjoys this feeling very much, girls, always a little vanity, male companions have the ability and status to be the best "decoration" for her at night. This "ornament" is not a pejorative, but a positive one.
"Sestin, you really have a leg with this Oriental!" But a few minutes later, someone came up and broke the harmony.
"Are you ......" Tang Qian frowned and lowered his head and asked, I don't know why, he always felt that the little girl in front of him was a little familiar.
But specifically, he can't remember for the time being.
"Kelly, what did you say?" Sestin originally wanted to go crazy, but he didn't know what to think, and suddenly his face changed suddenly, and he said with a smile: "I just have a leg with him, what's wrong?" Hot is the Lakers' hottest star right now, isn't it better than that rap boyfriend of yours? β
Sestin deliberately took a step closer, put his hand to his mouth and said, "You know, athletes are in good health, you probably don't know how to do it, right?" These words should be whispered, but they didn't mean to be whispered at all, so angry that the little girl opposite who was also dressed up angrily said: "He's not Kobe, how much money can he make?" β
After hearing this name, Tang Qian immediately remembered that this was the one who lost the bet on the court that day...... Little Babes ??? It turns out that she and Sestin are alumni of the same school.
"Ah~ha~" Sestin deliberately covered his mouth and smiled as if he had caught the other party's sore feet: "Your boyfriend is still Will. Smith, forget it, he's really rich. But your new partner, haha~, don't blame me for speaking too directly, he's just a second- or third-rate rapper, right? How much is he worth 1 million? Or 2 million? Can this be compared to ironing? At present, the company has signed a contract with an annual salary of 10 million yuan, and there will only be more in the future! And he has a lot of endorsements on him, all of them are afraid of making your new partner sad, let's just say the sneaker contract given to him by AND1, 30 million for 2 years, this is only the basic income. Alas, how much net worth do you have now? Even if it's only after taxes, it's ten times stronger than your rap partner, right? β
Say yes to Will. Smith is joking, of course, but he is actually referring to the son of the former, which is nothing more than a standard American irony.
Tang Qian was surprised that Sestin remembered some of his things so clearly, but in this case, it was inconvenient for him to interfere more. Because, this is a war between women, and it is good for men to stand behind and press the formation. But he didn't speak, and the one standing across from him was Kelly. The black man behind Jenna "stepped forward" and walked over and said, "Hey~ Do you look down on me Tyga?" β
"Kelly, you don't know the rules very much, can a man interfere in the matter between us?" Sestin didn't bother to look at him as if she was looking at the air, directly to Kelly behind the black rapper. Jenner asked. "Tyga, don't come out and talk, it's between me and her." Kelly. Before Jenna finished speaking, she listened to the former: "That's right, don't get involved in our affairs for small characters, otherwise be careful that you won't be able to sell a single record at that time." β
This Tyge is actually a fake rich man, who was exposed in later generations. The Ferrari given to Jenner on her birthday was actually rented at all. And later, because of the "credit" F. full 200,000 US dollars, he was sued by the latter in court! This jeweler is also the one who made Kobe Bryant's retirement ring in the original plane. In Los Angeles, it is very famous.
And Tyge loaned a Ferrari to give away his girlfriend's scandal. A message released by Z and CelebrityNetorth. At the same time, including the total asset statistics of the former, it can be regarded as an authoritative giant of "grapevine".
So as Stallone's daughter, it's normal to look down on him, $2 million? This is really too "shabby".
"I warn you, don't talk nonsense! You know? I'm not going to show mercy just because you're a woman! "This guy obviously doesn't have a good head, and he actually wants to be strong. The vindictiveness between women, Tang Qian doesn't matter, but the man joined, as a male companion, of course, he can't stand by and watch, step out, and the black singer who is less than 180CM tall said: "I also warn and warn you, don't talk nonsense, I can be merciful to women, but men, I have never had this habit." β
The absolute suppression of height and figure, all of a sudden, Tyge seemed to have the lights turned off on the top of his head, and all of them were shrouded in the shadow of Tang Qian. He paused, but in front of his female companion, he was embarrassed to let him go directly, so he still forcibly said: "Don't be nosy, I have a lot of connections in Los Angeles, you know......"
"I only know one thing." Tang Qian shot back domineeringly: "I'm taller than you, more handsome than you, and richer than you." β
As soon as these words came out, it was suddenly cold here, and Tyge ate the dog. is like, and the whole person's face is about to burst into black pulp. But if you think about it, isn't what the other party said wrong? That's right. He just doesn't have anyone tall, no one has money, and no one has ...... Well, that's handsome. With such a simple and direct crit, even black Americans are just as speechless and don't know what to say.
"haha~ hot, you are so handsome, I think this is a classic." When Sestin saw Tang Qian dragging like this, her little face felt even brighter, so she smiled and trembled, which made people's hearts itch.
"It should." Tang Qian said: "Men should let men deal with it, okay, let's change you to perform." β
"haha~Okay, good~It's my turn~" Sestin also came and said with interest: "Okay, I just proved it, my male partner is far better than your male partner, you will be the second honestly tonight, well, you are usually not bad, but you can't run into me, you know?" β
"If you run into me, you only have one ending."
Sestin shook her blue starry sky skirt and said, "!! β
The official translation of this sentence probably means to completely solve it, but there are also some slang connotations in the United States. Well, translated into Chinese is probably ...... Blind you!!
Very domineering!!
Kelly, who was originally the focus of the audience. Jenner, destined to lose to Sestine tonight.
Lose from head to toe, from woman to man.
She watched the two men leave in front of her with their heads held high, her eyes full of resentment, and she turned around and snatched the door away. No matter how much the male partner dissuades him, it doesn't have any effect.
Seeing that she had cleaned up the school enemy by the way tonight, Sestin was in a good mood, she pulled Tang Qian to the center, and then suddenly said warmly: "Hot, do you usually save water?" β
βhaοΌβ Tang Qian was stunned for a moment, he didn't know what this meant, after thinking about it, he nodded, indicating that he didn't waste water and was a good young man. But who knew the next sentence, the little girl said amazingly: "Then where are you going to take a bath with me tonight?" β
οΌhatοΌοΌοΌ Tang Qian was stunned!! Why is this little girl getting bigger and bigger now???
Or did you just not let go before???
Although Tang Qian's English is good and his spoken English is very good now, he is still very unfamiliar with some American slang and puns. For example, to save water, there is also a fixed unwritten pun in the United States, that is:
To conserve water, try to bathe with a man (boyfriend)/woman (girlfriend).
Therefore, Tang Qian inexplicably "fell into the trap".
Although Sestin made all kinds of colorful jokes throughout the night, Tang Qian still felt that this trip had relaxed a lot physically and mentally. In the previous continuous games, continuous training, he himself was unconscious, and the clockwork was too tight. In the long run, this is actually disadvantageous.
However, after the ball, when Sestin asked the question of "saving water" again, Tang Qian immediately blurted out:
"No, I never conserve water, I just love the feeling of taking a shower alone! Well, that's it! β
He then shoved Sestin into the car heading home.
Call~
Today's minors, it's so powerful, just kidding, there's no degree at all.
Tang Qian went home and took a bath, shook his head and smiled bitterly a few times, and soon fell asleep.
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The five-day break will soon come to an end, but today they won't have to travel long distances by plane because the venue is in Los Angeles, right in the Staples Center.
The Lakers' 67th game of the regular season is about to start, and the opponent is the first in the West, the San Antonio Spurs.
And it's a Spurs team with a full lineup.
This game is a "litmus test" of whether the Lakers can break the prejudice of the outside world.
It is widely believed that the Spurs have a bigger chance of winning and the Lakers are smaller.
It's strange to say that when the Spurs and the Heat team are compared, they are "old, weak, sick and disabled" or "the end of the strong crossbow", and when they compete with the Lakers, they immediately "turn over and sing the serfs". It seems to have been blown into a rare strong team in the sky and on the earth.
The urine nature of this ESPN is simply speechless.
Looking at the data, the Spurs really don't have any particularly strong individual stars this season, and the core GDP portfolio is all one year older than last year, I really don't know how they managed to be the first in the West and the league in the regular season. He is currently averaging over 105+ points per game! The points conceded are controlled within 97 points! Close to 8 points per game! That's a lot better than the Heat this season!
No, not to mention the Heat, who have an average net difference of more than 8 points per game, the Spurs are now the only team in the entire league.
In fact, only San Antonio has an average goal difference of more than 7 points per game.
The Miami Heat, known as the biggest favorites to win the championship, have a net difference of less than 5 points. That's already strong! But compared with the Spurs, I don't know how much worse it was!
Generally speaking, the average net point per game of 1~2 points is the most normal, and the Lakers have an average net point of 2.8 per game, in addition, most of the top eight teams in the East and West are within this number. Goal difference of 8 points!! This equates to almost every game to win by close to 10+ goals against the opposing team!! This kind of destructive power is rare in history.
Do you think that's tyrannical? No, no, no, the Spurs in the regular season are just warming up, and they are terrifying this season in the playoffs! The original space-time average will reach a terrifying 9.3 points per game!! It's not a simple 8 to 9 boost!! Look at the big picture of the whole league. For example, the Heat have a net difference of almost 5 points in the regular season, but what about the playoffs? Plummeted to less than 2 points!
In the same way, there are also the Pacers, Bulls, Raptors, Thunder, Clippers, and Rockets, all of which are about 2 points, and some of them have a negative average net point per game! With such a comparison, you know what the Spurs' average of 9+ points per game in the playoffs is!!
In the finals, the Heat team was comprehensively beaten, and it was a matter of course to analyze it from the data.
However, the Lakers also have a new addition to the team, and he is the one who has not been seen for a long time. Nash.
Although it was only the second time that the team practiced together, Nash's state and ability suddenly made a big change for the entire Lakers team. D'Antoni even called Nash a "savior"! It couldn't have come at a better time!
Indeed timely, especially for Mike. For D'Antoni, this means he can finally start to implement his philosophy and system with the Lakers a little bit. Nash, is definitely one of the most qualified candidates for him.
In addition, the two have had many years of tacit cooperation, and there is no need to run in and adapt at all, so Nash can directly be used as the "backfield engine", so that D'Antoni's system can be implemented. And the effect of joint practice is unexpectedly good! It can even be said that it is much stronger than last season!!
Just look at the lineup, Kobe Bryant, who is at the peak of the game, definitely has no problem playing small ball and running and shooting, and Kobe Bryant proved himself last season, he and Nash can be perfectly compatible on the offensive end, and the efficiency has been greatly improved. Small forward Wesley. Johnson is also passable, and waiting for Nick. When Young and Meeks return, the scoring points will be added to a greater degree! As for the No. 5 position, Howard, who was originally last season, was not very willing to play small-ball blocking and dismantling with Nash, and only wanted to go to the low post to be his "low-post killer". This season is different, Tang Qian is not Howard's kind of person, and one thing is clear, he is more athletic than Howard, faster, and better suited to play with Nash.
As a result, in the Lakers' starting lineup, only Gasol may have a little problem.
But it's just a point, you can flexibly change the formation, let Gasol play a fake starter, and then raise the positional attack, which can be done.
So with Nash's return, the Lakers' problems on the offensive end were suddenly solved, and they were no longer a problem all of a sudden.
When all the players are back, they will compete to score points, and they will not be afraid of any league opponents.
Because the big guys have found out, the Lakers' No. 10 is in very good shape, perhaps more positive than last season.
PS: 6k big chapter sent ~ Although there is only one chapter, Xiao Zi is not lazy ~