Chapter 2045: Unspeakable Transformation
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"Is that all there is to it for this trip to the world of hell?" Akara finally asked.
"It's amazing enough, if I find something else, I'm afraid it will scare me to death." I smiled wryly.
"That's it, there's nothing to say about what happened next, it's here, I met the witch princess, through her abilities, returned to Gensokyo, and then returned to Camp Rog through there, and nothing worth saying happened in between."
For some reason, I pulled the red and white princess over again and covered her mouth tightly, and naturally, in exchange for everyone's strange eyes, as if I had concluded that there was some ulterior secret between me and this princess.
Yes, indeed, a lot of things have happened in Gensokyo, and most importantly, one to one more daughter, why do you say one to three, such an ambiguous statement? Don't ask me, I don't know, it's the inspiration of the Math Emperor.
"That's right, this information alone is enough for us to digest for a while, if you say something else, my head will have to be cut in half." Kane smiled contentedly, his wise eyes that had been through the vicissitudes of life were constantly flashing, as if his brain was already running at high speed.
"That's right. Especially the Holy See Hill, that mobile ship, if ...... If something can be done, maybe our alliance will be able to regain some of our disadvantages once again and face the Hells. Akara's cloudy eyes also narrowed, listening to her words, it turned out to be the idea of the spaceship.
There was something about the mysterious real room, and in the end, I still didn't tell them. One is that it's disgusting. I want to gag just thinking about it, and secondly, in this way, it will inevitably involve Avrina, and the entrance to the real room is so hidden. I would never have found out on my own.
Maybe. When the time comes. If Akara can do something about that ship, I'll [inadvertently] find it there again and let her see it enough. If you have studied enough, it is useless to say it now, it will only increase the confusion.
Thinking of this, I calmly hid this matter.
Seeing that the two old men were still digesting the words just now, for a while, it seemed that there was no way to communicate, and I had the idea of leaving.
"Grandma Akara, Grandpa Kane, I've said everything I need to say, if nothing else, we'll go back first."
"Well, it's okay, look at it, it's almost dark in a flash, let's disperse, these things are not in a hurry, and they can't be in a hurry."
I glanced out the window, and sure enough, as Akara said, it was getting dark, but I didn't expect to talk all day.
After saying goodbye to Akara and Kane, we left the small tent, and when we came with Lena Linya, when we went back, we brought a red and white princess with us.
In other words, I just feel that the crisis is too late, there are already characters like Huang Duanzi maid and Sanwu princess, and adding an extra red and white princess is just equal to negative infinity plus negative infinity, which is harmless.
So I was immediately relieved.
It's no wonder if you can rest assured, bastard!
"Princess Reimeng, thank you so much, Brother Wu was able to come back safely, thanks to you." Along the way, Linya and Lena don't know how many times they thanked the red and white princess, their eyes were full of gratitude, and they had completely regarded the red and white princess as the lifesaver of the whole family.
Although I don't deny the credit of the red and white princess, can you not indulge her like this, if this guy's tail is cocked, the family's festival will really be flooded.
"Where, where, it's just a gesture to bring him back by the way." The red and white princess shook her little hand, as if to say that this kind of thing is just a trivial matter, and what she got back is not a good thing, so she really can't deserve such a thank.
I'm sorry that it's not a good thing!!
"By the way?" Clever girls, it seems, noticed a word.
"Uh-woo-woo~~~~" The red and white princess just wanted to open her mouth to say something, but I was covered by me again.
"Nothing, nothing, I'm just worried about this guy's nonsense." Linya and Lena, who were puzzled by me, laughed and explained, even if you want to cover it, there is no way, if you involve my stupid daughter, the transformation of the Holy Moon Virtuous Wolf will probably not be saved.
"Brother Wu, you ...... today? It's weird, it seems like there's a lot of things hidden from us. Linya finally couldn't help but speak, once or twice, but again and again, it made her want to find out.
"It's not an important thing." I snorted and shook my head, and in the face of the eyes of two girls, one was my precious wife and the other was my precious sister, and gradually, I began to sweat on my forehead.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hide it from you, but it's really really hard to say, you will definitely know in the future, now, let me cover my ears and steal the bell for a while, okay?" I clasped my hands together and said to Linya and Lena.
"There's really no way to take Brother Wu, if you don't want to say it, forget it." Linya's gentle and tolerant gaze touched me.
"If it's something unspeakable, it will definitely be exposed in the future, brother, it's better for me to sue the two of us now, Sister Linya and I will definitely keep it secret for you, let others know little by little first, I think it's better than being exposed all at once." Lena was there to help me with advice.
"This ......" I hesitated, and Lena was not wrong at all, one by one let everyone know that the shame would indeed be much lower.
But...... But......
"I'm sorry, but let me think about it again." I still can't help it, I can't say it, bastard.
"It's a shame. I almost got my brother's secret out. Lena spat out her tongue and smiled at Linya.
"Yes, it's rare for one of us to sing with a red face and the other with a white face, I thought it was nine out of ten, but I didn't expect Brother Wu's vigilance to be so strong, I think it must be a great thing." Linya also gently stroked her face and chuckled regretfully.
"You two ......" I didn't expect it to be a trap just now, and I gritted my teeth with hatred, eager to arrest Linya and Lena now. Twenty spankings each. Let you play tricks on your husbands (brothers).
There's a red and white princess here, so forget it.
Speaking of the Red and White Princess...... Why is it suddenly quiet?
I glanced at the red and white princess, who was being held from behind and covering her mouth tightly, and saw that her face was flushed. It's almost suffocating. I was taken aback.
Sorry, sorry. Patronizing and talking to Linya Lena, one accidentally forgot to let go.
I was just about to let go, when I suddenly saw the red and white princess with her eyes spinning in circles. is still doing something, that kind of perseverance, like a dying person whose heart has been pierced, still stained with his own blood, with his fingers, with his last breath, writing clues about the prisoner on the ground.
I saw the red and white princess, very persistently using a branch that I didn't know where to get, and wrote a few words crookedly on the ground.
The Wolf of the Holy Moon.
Ooββββββ!!!oo
I hugged my head and screamed, and my body instinctively made a move.
German-style arch bridge falls, go you!
originally hugged the red and white princess from behind, but now he just needs to take advantage of the situation to make an iron plate bridge and throw her back......
With a snort, the red and white princess slipped out of my arms.
Damn, does this guy have the attribute of 100% dodging German-style arch bridge falls? I was about to burp just now, but in the blink of an eye, I slipped and dodged my inevitable blow.
I glanced at the red and white princess who was casually distancing herself from me, and I didn't care about dealing with her, so I hurriedly erased the three words on the ground at a lightning speed.
However, it must have been too late, Lena didn't say anything, Linya's eyes didn't spent, and the words on the ground were stored for three or four seconds, how could it be that she didn't notice it and see it clearly.
Linya, who had taken the name of the Holy Moon Virtuous Wolf into her vast and distant azure eyes, looked at her husband with a strange gaze.
"Brother Wu, do you mean...... You ......"
"Linya!" With a shout and a flutter, I carried Linya forward, and forced her to a tree a hundred meters away.
"Linya, we're husband and wife, right?" I looked at her affectionately.
"Hmm." Linya nodded.
"There's a saying I haven't said to you, I love you." My gaze was more affectionate.
Wu ...... Brother Wu, suddenly...... What are you talking about?,Uh-huh~~~ Forget it.,I'm ...... Me too, and I love Brother Wu too. β
Linya's face was flushed, and she burst cutely.
Wait, now is not the time to be cute, it's a matter of a lifetime of discipline, I must wake up the spirit.
"So, Linya, the two of us love each other, can you agree to my request and completely erase the words you just saw from your mind."
I looked at Linya solemnly, holding her hands tightly, as if I was exchanging wedding rings with her in a white wedding dress in the church, solemn and sacred.
"Brother Wu has said this, and there is no way to do it if you don't agree."
"Please agree, this is related to my lifelong discipline!" I burst into tears.
"The things that can make people like Brother Wu also have a crisis of discipline, to be honest, I'm really curious...... But forget it, everyone has their own little secrets, doesn't they? β
Probably seeing that I was really about to cry, Linya hurriedly changed her words and comforted me.
"Yes, yes, that's it, a man with a secret will be more attractive." I nodded repeatedly, hugged Linya, and kissed her cherry lips deeply.
Hey, wait, what do you mean by something that can make a person like me have a temperance crisis? I didn't seem to care about my own discipline before, Linya, am I really such a person in your mind?
Although the beauty is in my arms and my lips are fragrant, my heart is like a meteor flashing away, quietly drawing a tear of sadness and pain.
And Linya came to a long kiss and kiss as a hush money (?) After that, we finally got back to Lena and the Red and White Princess.
"Sister Linya. Hurry up and tell me, what did you just see? "Lena is a little impatient.
"I'm sorry, Lena, I've been bought by your brother." Speaking of the word buying, Linya's pretty face flashed a trace of redness, and she glanced at me coquettishly, which is called a charming and intoxicating.
"It turns out that Sister Linya is also a person who values color and ignores friends." Lena sighed, and immediately made Linya and I cough.
It turns out that what Linya and I did just now, Lena knows. Prophet is indeed a terrible profession that should not be underestimated.
"It doesn't matter. I'll find out if Princess Reimu knows. Lena, who felt betrayed, suddenly took the little hand of the red and white princess.
"No problem, as long as there is an offering." The eyes of the red and white princess suddenly turned into gold coins, as if she smelled the breath of money.
"Believe it or not, I'll offer a million gold coins later. And you can't buy a piece of paper with millions of gold coins? I squinted at the red and white princess. The tiger's body was shocked. Use the privileges of the Alliance Elders to the fullest.
"Woo~~~ In this way, I can't help you." The red and white princess did not have any pity for the jade, and abandoned Lena without mercy.
"My brother is domineering. It's a tyrant. Lena looked at me with a pout.
"What a great injustice, my Royal Highness the princess, except for this, whatever you want me to promise you will be, okay?" I looked at Lena pitifully.
"Well, my brother can't break his word." Lena smiled suddenly, how could there be a trace of anger just now, damn it, am I being toyed with by my sister again?
Is mortal IQ wrong?
"It seems that this saint has heard the screams of the stupid maid for help." Suddenly, the holy white light in the sky flashed, and my empty arms were immediately full of embrace.
Looking down, the lovely and charming little saint, struggling with her dreamy silver eyes, looked at me without blinking.
"You stupid ghost, who ignored my pleas for help, now ran out to join in the fun."
"Stupid Xiaofan, Dan Xiaofan, just a maid knight, also want to summon Ben casually...... Ben Ghost, you are the one who is guilty. "The little ghost was rubbed by me, not to be outdone, and bit me on the shoulder with a whin.
"Hey, there are two tooth marks here." Suddenly, the little ghost noticed something unusual, and there were two shallow tooth marks at the place where she was mouthing, less than an inch upward.
This tooth mark is obviously not hers, the little ghost's good teeth, to keep, it is also a neat two rows, it can't be the only two.
"Is there one?" I subconsciously touched it, and there really was, which shows how hard Lilith sucked blood last night, and even with my bear-like physique, I haven't been able to completely erase these traces until now.
"Wow! Xiaofan has other women besides me! The little ghost exclaimed, as if it was a vigilant wife, and finally found conclusive evidence that her husband was outsourcing the mistress.
"Don't judge this by tooth marks, and isn't that obvious?" I smacked the knife down, right on the forehead of the little ghost.
"Woo~~~Woowoo~~~ The maid dares to confidently announce that he has other women outside besides the master, have you ever seen such a maid? This ghost is never seen before. The little ghost clenched his head and whined, glaring at me with a malicious gaze, looking for a flaw.
"Good, don't cry, don't cry, you're my unique stupid ghost, that's okay, right?" Seeing that the little ghost was pitiful, I felt distressed, and I couldn't help but reach out and take her back into my arms, comforting her softly.
"Who is a stupid person, a big stupid little fan, there are flaws!" Unexpectedly, the little ghost screamed, and took another bite at my neck, which made me grin and roll my eyes.
"Impossible!" After releasing my teeth, before I could be furious, the little ghost exclaimed in surprise.
"My tooth marks are not as good as this guy's, damn it, how can you lose!" After saying that, she opened her mouth again to bite.
"Don't be competitive in strange places, stupid, do you want to bite me to death?" I hurriedly pressed the little ghost's forehead against her to prevent her from biting it.
"Don't worry, the half-dead Cheng dΓΉ will be fine."
"Not at all! I protest! β
"Protest one more bite!"
"You...... You wicked master! β
"It's the fault of the stupid knight servant Xiaofan, who didn't make the skin thicker."
"If you grow thicker, you will be cheeky!"
"Wow! It's not like it's not long. β
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Well, the bickering has been defeated by this ghost saint again.
"Do you know how long you've been asleep?" I looked at the little ghost helplessly, changed the subject and asked.
"How long?"
"It's been more than a week." I counted on my fingers, this lazy pig saintess, the last time I woke up was on the Holy See spaceship in the hell world, and took me on a tour of the spaceship as the master, probably because of this, I was tired, so I slept for nearly ten days in one breath, which was called a dark sky, and the sun and moon were dark.
"......" The little ghost's eyes widened in confusion, revealing a look of surprise and dazedness, and looked around.
"So...... Is it only a week or so? Why do I feel that I slept for a long, long time, before Xiao Fan was obviously still in the hell world. β
"That's right, you're still dreaming." I looked at the little ghost with a narrow face, to see if I could fool her for a while, after all, what happened after she fell asleep was so outrageous that no matter how much my mind jumped, it was hard to imagine that I could escape from the hell world so quickly.
"Dreaming?" The little ghost really showed a confused and cute expression and rubbed his eyes.
"Yes, yes, yes, it's a dream." I nodded repeatedly.
"No way, there is only one way to deal with dreams?" The little ghost muttered to himself.
"What's the solution?"
"Ahh I bite.
"It hurts!"
"It hurts, it's really not a dream, hum, Xiaofan lied to me." The little ghost proudly crossed his hands in front of me, holding his head high, like a proud and elegant kitten.
"You have to bite yourself, don't make a real deal of me." I rubbed the clear tooth marks on my arm, and I wanted to cry without tears, and once again understood what it means to die without death............ (To be continued......)