Every time Ye Lang got on the plane, he heard the sound of stupidity and tuantuan, and he always felt that his nightmare was about to be gone.

Especially today, this feeling is getting stronger.

After the third chicken, the two guys finally got serious, followed Ye Lang like fart, and listened to the command.

At noon, it was already seven chickens in hand!

At this time, Ye Lang finally ate,

"Ye Lang, if you don't eat anymore, the old lady won't serve you anymore!"

Ye Lang looked back at Ye Tan'er and smiled, "Don't, I'm not busy with live broadcast today!" ”

Ye Tan'er was furious, "I still want to eat the food you cooked, it's good for you, let me cook now!" ”

"Mine mine, next time, next time!"

After Ye Lang finished speaking, he directly dried the noodles in one go.

"Delicious!"

Ye Tan'er grew her mouth, "Ye Lang, you are really exactly the same as when you were a child, you also ate like this when you were a child, I remember that someone took a pig exam at that time, and you had to eat the pork leg in one bite, and you would cry if you didn't give it......"

Ye Lang had a black line, "No, I'm live broadcasting, can you not expose it!" ”

When the barrage heard this conversation, he completely laughed like crazy.

"No, Ye Shen, you also have today?"

"Maybe that's the difference between a great god and an ordinary person! Three pigs? ”

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, Ye Shen was so arrogant when he was a child!"

……

"You great onmyoji, who do you learn from, will you talk well, if you don't learn well in my live broadcast room, you will think I taught it when it spreads out in the future."

Ye Lang said helplessly.

The barrage responds directly.

"Yes, that's what you taught."

"That's right, I learned it from you, and now the whole platform has become a great onmyoji."

……

After eating and drinking, Ye Lang felt full of strength.

"Dumb, Tuan Tuan, there are still three hands left, and the task can be completed, you cheer up, don't let your guard down, victory is about to begin!"

Duddy and Tuan Tuan didn't reply at this time, they had already turned off their voices and complained in the live broadcast room.

"It's so boring to eat chicken, no, I have to play more aggressively, in case I get on the highlights!"

After Tuan Tuan finished speaking, the barrage in the live broadcast room collectively played a question mark.

“？？？ Are you on the highlights? It can't be a collection of egg pain, right? ”

"The funny highlights are pretty much the same!"

"Haha, Ye Shen is so tired that he gobbled it up, look at the good things that the two of you have done."

At this time, Ye Lang asked, "What's the matter, didn't you open the microphone?" ”

Suddenly, Tuan Tuan opened the mic, and the dumb also made a sound,

"Brother Ye Lang, this scene, you take it, there will be ten chickens soon, is it okay to give a stage!"

Ye Lang had just eaten and was in a good mood: "Okay! This one, the stage is very big! I'll be in charge of the logistics, Commander-in-Chief, you can deal with these bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods! ”

Dumb immediately said solemnly: "Please rest assured, soldier Ye Lang, I will be the commander-in-chief and go out, one top three!" ”

After all three of them had eaten, the atmosphere was different.

At this time, Tuan Tuan did not swell, and he lost his previous domineering and became calmer.

Ye Lang asked the barrage: "Why did the two of them become gentle after noon, and they played so seriously." ”

The barrage immediately laughed at Ye Lang.

"Don't you know? After eating, people's blood is used to digest, and the brain is not enough. ”

"If the blood comes back to their heads in a moment, then the battlefield will be lively."

"Haha, Ye Shen, don't worry, maybe after digesting it, the lively duo will come back!"

……

Three hours later, Ye Lang felt that his skull was about to explode.

"Dumbfounded, Tuan Tuan, we performed so well in the morning, why is this the case in the afternoon? After seven chickens, we actually put the handle into a box, shouldn't we take it slowly......"

Tuan Tuan pouted, "That's our bad luck, Brother Ye Lang, it's okay, do it again!" ”

Stunned at this time, he was extremely calm: "It's normal, Brother Ye Lang, isn't it just that there have been accidents five or six times in a row." The first time you knew, it always hurt a little, but now, I just don't have enough strength......"

Ye Lang's heart jumped suddenly, "No, don't talk nonsense, it's time to come over!" ”

The barrage was originally made big by Ye Lang's seven chickens in a row, and they couldn't see the happy scene, they were crazy yin and yang weird and arch fire, and finally, on the afternoon journey, they witnessed Ye Lang and the two huskies all kinds of accidents one by one.

Drive into a tree and explode!

Skyfire Death Summoning!

In the finals, the dumb grenade blew up a nest of people and so on......

When the chickens that were close at hand were not allowed to eat, the barrage finally laughed out of the pig cry.

This is the taste of despair of this team!

AT THIS TIME, HE WAS STUNNED AND HAD NO INTENTION OF DRIVING, AND IMMEDIATELY CALLED FRANTICALLY ON THE BARRAGE.

"Haha, isn't that right? Leaf God! ”

"I think the old woman has a point, but how does she know how it feels? She shouldn't be ......"

"I took it, I felt that my three views were about to collapse, even the old woman knew this feeling, but I didn't experience it......"

Dumbfounded, he didn't realize what he was talking about, and he was still ironed.

Tuan Tuan didn't realize this problem either, and his mouth was extremely stiff.

"That seems to be the case!"

Ye Lang was speechless, "I sat up and fought, this one, death order, must eat chicken!" There aren't so many giggles anymore! ”

laughed wildly in the live broadcast room,

"Hahaha, Ye Lang, Ye Lang, you also have today."

"It's so cool to see the World Championship fall."

"I thought I didn't come to Ye Shen's live broadcast room, but the live broadcast room of an entertainment anchor, tsk."

Ye Lang stared at the barrage and read leisurely: "Is this barrage a rumor?" Tuan Tuan Ten didn't kill a single person! ”

Tuan Tuan immediately stiffened: 'Brother Ye Lang, people have been hurt! Don't believe you, look at the data in a moment! ’

Ye Lang nodded, "Yes, I still believe in Tuan Tuan's strength." ”

Tuan Tuan shouted excitedly, "Brother Ye Lang is still good to me." ”

As soon as the words fell, Ye Lang's voice came again, "Let me clarify, this is not a rumor, and besides, put it into a box!" ”

As soon as Ye Lang's words came out, the entire live broadcast room was stunned.

"Damn, Ye Shen is so ruthless, are you treating a girl like this? Well done! ”

"With your own rhythm, with the rhythm of your teammates, this show is ...... effect"

"You guys don't understand this game, hehe, Ye Shen laughs at you for not understanding live broadcast......"

"The drama is coming, the drama emperor is possessed!"

Ye Lang stood on the plane at this time and glanced down, "Two generals, this is the time for you to prove yourself!" ”

Dumb and Tuan Tuan immediately burst into full strength!

"No problem, serious, serious, iron discipline!"

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