Yu Qiqi was playing a game next to the desk, crossed Erlang's legs, and scolded without any image:

"I'm rubbing, what a stupid teammate, Ping A cut Dunshan, what does he think he is!! Move!! I'm rubbing, Han Xin came to steal the tower, come back, is this Yu Ji picking mushrooms in the grass?! ”

Bai Qingxu was dizzy by Yu Qiqi's quarrel, and waved his hand: "Hey, you be quiet." ”

When the words fell, the crystal tower of Yu Qiqi's team was stolen by Han Xin...

Yu Qiqi put down his phone dejectedly and returned to the bed.

"Qingxu, are you awake, do you feel unwell?" Yu Qiqi asked.

Bai Qingxu looked distant, looking deeply at his best friend.

Yu Qiqi was stared at by her penetrating gaze and his scalp was numb, and he scratched his head in embarrassment: "It's not that I deliberately lied to you, my brother gave a death order, and he was not allowed to reveal my sister-in-law's traces..."

"Sister-in-law?! You actually recognized the name of the indulgence!! Bai Qingxu whimpered, wanting to cry without tears, "Yu Dongchen looks like such a man, he actually likes men!" Even if you add up the IQ of the old lady's ancestors for eight lifetimes, you can't guess that this guy likes men! ”

She has been pursuing Yu Dongchen for so many years, and this guy finally got along with a little boy.

Bai Qingxu seems to have swallowed a hundred flies, and he is unspeakably uncomfortable...

It's not terrible to fall out of love, it's scary to be the person you like, who likes the same sex. This means that unless you are transgender, you don't have the slightest chance in your life...

"I don't care, the old lady is going to castrate Yu Dongchen now, and little JJ will take it to feed the dog in the iron pot!!" Bai Qingxu suddenly jumped up from the bed, rolled up his sleeves fiercely, and looked at Qiqi's room.

Yu Qiqi was startled, and quickly pulled her sleeve: "Qingxi!" Image! You are a big star, pay attention to the image of the goddess!! ”

"Phew! Yu Dongchen deceived his mother's feelings! Bai Qingxu wiped off a handful of snot and rummaged through the cabinets everywhere, only to find a small nail clipper.

She raised her eyebrows, and suddenly saw a white bone exposed under Yu Qiqi's bookcase.

When I opened it, it was a skeleton model. The model is quite terrifying, and there are still residual purple and red blood vessels and model meat on the white bones, as if the meat was gradually removed with a knife, and only white bones remain...

Bai Qingxu's beautiful eyes turned eastward, holding back the fear in his heart, and grabbed the skeleton model.

Yu Qiqi: "Clear the flocculent!" What are you going to do! This bone is precious! ”

Bai Qingxu: "The man called Gu Zong, who actually dared to rob the old lady, the old lady scared him to death with a skull skeleton!" ”

Yu Qiqi: ...

Bai Qingxu rushed downstairs in a hurry, so he was sitting on the sofa downstairs, Bai Qingxu could only see the back of his hairy head, and he seemed to be bowing his head to do something.

There was no one else in the living room, only Gu Zong sat alone on the sofa, revealing a small back.

Bai Qingxu suddenly lowered his footsteps, and his red lips raised a cunning arc.

Since you dare to rob my man, my mother must scare you and vent her anger!

Three steps,

Two steps,

One step, whispering closer.

She pinched the large skeleton model and stood behind her.

Take a shallow breath, and then, jerk the skull in front of his eyes.

It stands to reason that when a skeletal face with flesh and blood suddenly appears in front of ordinary people's eyes, their first reaction must be that their souls are scattered.

However, it is not true that it will raise its head.

So longitudinal:(☆_☆)

Wow! What a cute skeleton!!