Chapter 242: Cinema and Enlightenment
After dinner, the yard was cleaned up, and the family Wukong was rare like a baby by the two little guys, and he didn't forget to hold it at this time. As for Doudou, he is completely in Liu Junhao's arms at the moment, and he can't get rid of it. The flower cat has a bit of a strange temper and is only close to him. As long as the others hold for a while, this guy will struggle to escape, even Zhang Qianyi is no exception.
"Uncle, what does that bad guy want to do? How did the TV lens change. Seeing it excitingly, Jianhui suddenly asked.
"Oh...... Cough...... What," Liu Junhao was dumbfounded. Looking at the inquiring expression on the little guy's face, he didn't know how to explain it, so he could only grab the teacup and drink tea to cover it up.
The heroine on TV is being grabbed by the bad guys and pressed to the bed right now...... The camera flashes, and then the heroine cries.
"You don't know, auntie, you know what?" Seeing that Liu Junhao couldn't answer, this guy turned his head and asked Zhang Qian again.
"I ...... The outer garment is not forgotten. Collect it, don't get blown away by the wind at night. "My wife was also quite embarrassed and didn't know how to talk to the children about such things.
"I don't know, of course that bad guy is going to be. The beauty was stunned. Zeyu suddenly interjected.
"Flutter" Liu Junhao squirted out the tea completely.
"If you want to beat her and twist the root of her ear directly, my dad will beat her. I'm just just screwing my ears. Xiao Jianhui asked puzzled.
"You only have to twist your ears when you hit a child, so long to remember. Adults are all fighting. Butt ......"
The two little guys are both five or six years old, and at this time they are actually discussing. On the experience of being beaten.
"Let's go, I'll take you to catch sparrows," I listened to them talk more and more distantly. score, Liu Junhao hurriedly pulled the two out of the living room.
"Okay, okay" Ozawa. As soon as Yu and Jianhui heard that they were going to catch birds, they immediately became interested.
If you want to catch sparrows, you naturally go to the haystack outside the courtyard, Liu Junhao has already taken aim, and there are thirty or forty sparrows resting in it every night.
It was now cold at night, and the sparrows were already deep in the haystack, so it was especially easy to catch. Under Liu Junhao's guidance, the two little guys quickly caught a few fat sparrows.
Khan, finally diverted their attention. Today's children are really uncomfortable, and adults can't answer the questions they ask.
But seeing them, Liu Junhao remembered the fun he had when he was a child. When he was so old, it was the period when he went to the countryside to show movies, and at that time, he and Liu Qiyong and a group of partners were very envious of the martial arts moves in the movie, and they all followed suit. After seeing the one-handed brick splitting in the camera, they secretly dismantled the bricks on the school courtyard wall after class, but the result was that they couldn't split at all, and several people aimed at the tiles on the roof of the classroom. That thing is very thin, and when you cut it with your hand, you can cut it off accurately. As a result, the trick spread among the students, and it took only two days for more than half of the roof tiles to be removed.
Later, the matter was reported to the teacher, and several of their leaders were found out, and the parents of several families got tiles from their own homes to make up for them.
There were also a few times when people were very confused after watching the hanging scene in the movie, and they all wondered why the person in the movie stuck out his tongue. So after class, it was okay, and one by two tied the schoolbag strap to the beam of the house to go to school and hanged themselves.
As a result, they had just kicked over the stool and the teacher happened to be back in the classroom.
I remember that the math teacher at that time turned white with fright, and without delaying for a minute, he directly asked the students to go back to the village to call their parents.
He still remembered what the teacher said when he saw Old Man Liu: "My mother, Uncle Liu, hurry up and bring your children back, I really don't dare to teach, and if I continue like this, I will have to take responsibility and go to prison." ”
A few people were beaten with a strong buttocks, and they were quite puzzled at the time, maybe their tongues stuck out after a while!
But I'm glad I didn't stick it out! Otherwise, it's really a big problem.
was made so much trouble by them twice, and the adults in the village were frightened at that time, and later it was stipulated that children were not allowed to watch movies. For this matter, he and Liu Qiyong were complained by their partners.
"What are you laughing at?" Seeing her husband smirk at the sparrow, Zhang Qian was very puzzled.
"It's okay, it's okay" Liu Junhao hurriedly shook his head, this kind of sticky thing can't let his wife know, otherwise she will have to make fun of herself.
The two little sparrows have seen a lot, but it is the first time they have caught them with their own hands, so the little faces are red with excitement, and they say that they want to take them back to raise.
Zhang Qian complained to Liu Junhao, saying that he shouldn't take children to mess around. Then they finally let the sparrows fly.
Liu Junhao had just gotten up in the morning, and before he even washed his face, Zhang Qian shouted: "Come and see what is going on with this egg?" ”
"It's ...... Soft eggs. When he looked at the shellless egg in his wife's hand, he understood.
Is this usually due to calcium deficiency or zinc deficiency? In short, something is missing. It is said that with the nourishment of spring water, it has always been normal for hens to lay eggs, and it is the first time Liu Junhao has encountered such a thing.
It must be paid attention to, if it is an accident, then it is fine, if there are many such soft eggs, then you must ask Professor Zhao for advice later. The two carefully finished collecting the eggs in the chicken coop, and then they breathed a sigh of relief. Thankfully, that's just one case.
"Can you eat this egg?" When cooking, Zhang Qian was still thinking about soft eggs.
"Of course you can, it tastes the same as a normal egg." The soft egg Liu Junhao has also encountered it before. There was no way to sell this kind of egg, so Old Man Liu scrambled it for him.
Today is still a sunny day, and Zhang's mother originally wanted to take advantage of her time here to help her daughter and son-in-law handle the New Year's goods. But a few people summed it up slightly, and this year's goods have already been done.
The calculation is correct, chicken, duck and fish can be bought without leaving the village, and those green vegetables are generally bought as you eat, and there is no need to store them in advance. Dried vegetables and melon seeds, Liu Junhao has a lot of his own family.
If you want to buy New Year's goods, there is a lack of some couplet firecrackers.
The rural market is a lively one, and a few people can simply sit on other people's four-wheeled wheels and wander around the streets.
Wukong's eyes were particularly sharp, and when he saw his master going out, he immediately followed.
The four-wheeled one was just bought by Liu Qiyong's family, and in the past two years, many people in the village have surplus money in their hands, and they have begun to change their shotguns, and the original cart has also become a four-wheeler.
When they arrived at Liu Qiyong's house, they found that a large group of people were busy around the four wheels, and the two little guys thought something new had happened, and hurriedly squeezed into the crowd to check.
"Hairy boy, what's wrong?" Liu Junhao also stepped forward and asked.
"It's too cold, the car can't start at all, and I've poured two pots of boiling water just now."
Hearing what he said, Liu Junhao understood and walked to the car to help.
It is said that since this oil-eating guy bought it, it is indeed much easier to plow the land. But the four wheels are a little bad, the water tank is too easy to freeze in winter, once frozen, it takes a few rods to shake for half a day before it can start.
"Xiao Hao is here, let him take a hand" As soon as Er Mazi saw Liu Junhao, he immediately became happy, but he knew the perverted strength of this guy.
didn't say anything, here he took off the down jacket and put it in Zhang Qian's hand, and then held the cold crank.
"I'll help you hold down and decompress," Liu Qiyong leaned over and said.
"No, you're in the way here." Liu Junhao asked him to go away, pressed his left hand to relieve pressure, and then twisted the machine with difficulty. People with great strength are different, and soon the machine suddenly emits black smoke. As soon as it started, the oil pressure was unstable, and the black smoke was particularly pungent.
"It's good for this kid to go to the flour mill to fight big bales." Seeing that people don't have to make much effort to shake the machine, Er Mazi is very tasteful. This person, if you don't accept it, you can't do it.
As soon as seven or eight chairs are placed in the carriage, the seats are filled. Liu Laosan originally wanted to take a ride, but when he saw this situation, he had to go back and push out his four-wheeled bike.
When the four-wheeled car starts, the car is full again, and there are many people who want to hitchhike.
Where there are monkeys, there must be joy, this guy just sat down in the car and took out the cigarette from Liu Junhao's pocket and distributed it. It's equal for everyone, as long as everyone in the car has one, even a few little ones.
Now that it is approaching the end of the year, the streets are naturally bustling, and the streets and two lines are full of people. Zhang Qian wanted to accompany her mother to walk around, but after only a while, she dispelled her mind and bought good things early to sit down and go home.
However, the two little guys are like fish in water in this environment, and they keep drilling back and forth.
Liu Junhao was afraid that they would get lost, so he had to follow closely behind. Now there is no Zhang discipline, and the two of them each paid for a few boxes of cleaning guns. Wukong saw the cannon rubbing, and even tugged on the master's sleeve and shouted, look at the meaning, he should also want it.
"Uncle, what is this butterfly?" Seeing the many colorful butterflies on the stall, Ozawa's curiosity soared.
"It's called a butterfly, it's a firework."
"How can fireworks still be like this, these are?" Xiao Jianhui was also quite confused. Fireworks have been banned in the city since a few years ago, and the adults of the two families were afraid that children would have trouble playing with fireworks, so they didn't buy them at all, so the two people had a vague impression of fireworks, thinking that only the thick paper tube of the bucket was fireworks.
"This butterfly looks good at night, as well as arrows, grenades, ......" The stall owner saw the business and hurriedly introduced it enthusiastically.
Liu Junhao didn't want them to buy it, but he couldn't stand the entanglement of the two little guys, so he finally bought a big hug for each of them. Looking at the fireworks on the side of the street, he remembered that this was his first New Year. According to the rules of Liujiagou, on the fifteenth day of the first month of the first year of marriage, I had to buy fireworks and go to my mother-in-law's house to set them off, and called the fifteenth.
Wait until I go home and discuss with Zhang Qian, see where the fifteenth day of the first lunar month is, if it is in Liujiagou, it will be lively and lively at that time, buy it for hundreds of yuan of fireworks, anyway, it is not bad now.
The little brothers were too anxious, and as soon as they turned around, they took out a lighter to set off, and he hurriedly stopped the two from messing around. This is on the street, and if the arrow is not put properly and falls on someone's head, he will definitely be scolded.
Liu Junhao bought good things and was ready to go back, who knew that Zeyu and Jianhui were still interested, and they had to continue to wander around the street