Dragon Boat Festival outside (I)
The first rays of the morning sun shine through the window lattices of the Weissbach Palace.
Asker slowly opened his eyes, and halfway up from the soft mattress, he saw Eleanor coming out of the bathroom.
She wrapped a large bath towel around her chest, revealing her fair neck and collarbones, and her brilliant blonde hair was simply tied in a bun at the back of her head to prevent it from falling.
"Honey, I'm going to talk to you about something." Eleanor sat down on the edge of the bed and said earnestly.
Aske propped himself up and slowly hugged her from behind, resting his chin on her shoulder in a daze.
"Mike, the governess told me that she suspected there was something wrong with his sexuality......," Eleanor said worriedly.
"What?!" Asker was immediately frightened to his senses.
Maximilian. Joseph. Feng. Weissbach, Asker and Eleanor's first son, is currently 14 years old.
Here, people usually refer to him by his Frankish name, but as for his Chinese name, it is not often used in the world here, so it will not be mentioned here.
"What do you mean by sexual orientation?" Asker's face was ugly.
Since both are already demigods, Mike is the child they gave birth to after suppressing their bloodline, so he is born very weak. Fortunately, he has a godmother who has mastered the laws of evolution - in his infancy, Nora has roughly recuperated his body and avoided the fate of illness and early death.
Probably because of this, Mike is now thin, but his face is delicate and handsome. In the past, when Nora came to see him, he always wanted him to try women's clothes, but every time Aske stopped him: what if it had any effect on the child's psychology?
I didn't expect to stop the women's clothing, but I still couldn't stop him from falling! Thinking of this, Asker hated the weakness of iron and steel, and hit the side of the bed hard.
Eleanor was taken aback by him, and quickly turned around and hugged him, and asked:
"Don't beat him! Children become like this, violence alone cannot solve the problem......"
"So what do you say?" Asker clutched his forehead.
"Ugh." Eleanor sighed, pressing her cheek to Asker's chest, "I can only find a way to make him read some books with a normal view of love, and see if he can correct it." ”
"What's the use of reading?" Asker's eyes were strange, and he leaned into her ear and whispered, "I don't think children are so young that they don't necessarily know what true love is. Why don't you go outside and find a clean warbler, then drug him, and see if you can force him back......"
"What are you talking about?" Eleanor's eyes widened immediately, "Isn't that going to get worse?" ”
"No, it won't, right?" Asker was also a little weak-hearted. This is just a whim for him, but he doesn't know that forcibly allowing homosexuals to come into contact with the opposite sex will accelerate his disgust with the opposite sex?
"yes!" Eleanor also patted the side of the bed and said loudly, "I started to hook up with maids at a young age, and I really let him know the taste of the marrow, so it's worth it!" ”
Asker: ???
"Wait, I seem to have a misunderstanding." He raised his palms, paused for a moment, and asked, "What do you mean when you say, 'He has a problem with his sexual orientation'?" ”
"The tutor told me yesterday that she had given the children a psychological test in the morning and asked them what kind of profession they wanted to become." Eleanor sighed and said quietly, "It's mainly an interest test, such as artists, lords, knights, or whatever......"
"And how did he answer?" Asker asked.
He said. Eleanor also covered her cheek with her hand, as if the answer made her extremely ashamed.
“…… His dream is to open a harem. ”
Asker: ..................
Hey, I thought he liked men, and he scared me to death.
As for the harem, hahahaha, my son is quite ambitious.
Seeing that he was visibly relieved, Eleanor Fox asked:
"Honey, don't you really think it doesn't matter?"
This is a proposition, and Asker, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, will certainly not be fooled, and immediately turned his face and said:
"Of course it can't be, he's only a few years old, he's so abusive at a young age, of course we can't let him go on like this......"
"Who do you think set a good example for him?" Eleanor laughed and threw Aske down on the bed in a fit of rage.
However, as he fell, he had already grabbed Eleanor's bath towel and pulled it away cleanly.
With a small exclamation, Eleanor was pulled down on the bed by him, and then began to move in a hurry.
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On the other side of the Weissbach Palace, four boys had already run out as today's math lesson ended.
At the head was Maximilian, a handsome young man with dull blond hair, who, although not the heir to the Weissbach family, was unanimously respected and favored by the whole family, especially his grandfather, the Duke of Bavaria, who doted on him to the extreme.
Therefore, there is no doubt that he has become the leader of the four children.
"Mike, are we still playing mercenary games today?" Behind him, a young man with slightly curly brown hair asked timidly.
Massimilino. Valencia. Licinius, the son of Aske and Nola, nicknamed "Maisie", is currently living in the Weissbach Palace, where he spends his summer holidays with his half-brother.
Unfortunately, even during the summer holidays in the other world, children still have to catch up on their homework every morning.
"Don't be stupid, Maisie." Maximilian (hereinafter referred to as "Mike" due to the long name) said disdainfully, "What's so fun about mercenary games?" A real man should be ......"
"Mike, you said last time that real men should venture on the continent like mercenaries." Another blonde boy complained, "For this, we played mercenary games with you for a whole week. ”
Christopher. William. Feng. Weissbach, the second son of Aske and Eleanor, also inherited his mother's blonde hair and his father's facial features, and had a lazy personality and was afraid of trouble, but was always led by his over-energetic brother.
"Chris, you were the one who said you were going to play the mercenary game." Mike rolled his eyes and immediately denied it.
"Huh?" Chris slumped his shoulders and once again had a new understanding of how shameless his brother was, "What a joke!" If it weren't for you, I should have taken a nap in my room at this time! ”
"Take a nap? Ha! As if hearing something funny, Mike said disdainfully, "Have you ever slept with a woman, my dear brother?" You're afraid you haven't even touched a woman's breasts. ”
Not again...... The other three teenagers sighed in unison.
At this time, if someone asks him rhetorically, "Have you ever slept with a woman?" Then Mike would immediately say that his first night had been handed over to his maid Mariana, and then describe the plot of more than a thousand words long for children.
However, Chris had already asked Mariana in advance, and in fact, Mike had just slept holding her hand that night. Poor Mariana had to sit by his bed all night, and the next day she woke up with pain in her neck and back.
Seeing that neither his brother nor Massie answered, Mike turned his gaze to the big man next to him and asked:
"Collisson, what about you? I've heard that the women of the Northland are very bold and will push their beloved men down in broad daylight and do good things...... Have you ever been pushed down by a woman? ”
Collison. Olaf. Henrik. Friedrich, son of Aske and Sidlifa. Sidlifa actually only gave him the name "Collison" at the beginning, but before he knew it, he was made up for so long...... It can only be said that these Northland nobles really have something wrong with their brains.
As the son of Sidlifa, he also inherited his mother's white hair and his father's facial features, and he actually looks a little similar to the other three teenagers, but he is extremely tall, and he has grown to 1.7 meters at the age of 12. If it weren't for his own silence, Mike wouldn't have been the head of the four children.
"I heard my father say the day before yesterday that today is the 'Dragon Boat Festival'." Collison's Chinese pronunciation is very accurate, "Dragon Boat Festival to eat a food called zongzi." ”
"Ah, zongzi!" Maisie was immediately intrigued, "I've eaten it!" It is a steamed and grilled food wrapped in leaves, and it is filled with glutinous rice and meat! ”
"Sounds good." Chris pondered. He was also fortunate to taste Nola's mother's exquisite cooking, "Do you want the kitchen to do it today...... Forget it, it's too much trouble. ”
"Hey! I'm talking about women, women! Mike expressed strong protest, and was almost blinded by Collison by changing the subject, "Don't discuss any zongzi for me!" ”
"It's too late to eat today." Collison said in a deep voice, "I have already said, 'the day before yesterday', the Dragon Boat Festival is the day before yesterday. ”
"You're too late, Collisson." Maisie thought about it seriously, "But no problem, I'll go and tell the kitchen to make a meal of zongzi, even if it's to compensate for the festival the day before yesterday." ”
"Wait, I'm the host of Weissbach Palace!" Mike immediately became anxious, "If you want to go to the kitchen and give orders, I'll go!" ”
"Well, let him go." Chris immediately made a color with the other two teenagers.
In any case, as long as he shut up and stopped talking about women.
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