Chapter 5 I Cultivate Immortals in My Dreams
The first class was the Immortal Law class, which was taught by the Cangqing Earth Immortal.
In the classroom, the green earth immortal spoke brightly on the podium, and he was about to enjoy himself, and he also demonstrated a few subtle and profound immortal methods.
The students listened with relish and benefited a lot from the audience.
Except, of course, An Lin......
At this time, he was like listening to the book of heaven, listening to the green earth immortal teaching seriously on the stage.
It's not that he doesn't listen carefully, it's that he doesn't understand at all!
Take the example of the earth, An Lin's feeling at this time is that he has just graduated from elementary school, and then he was sent to Huaqing University, the most powerful university in the country, to listen to a professor talking about advanced mathematics with flying eyebrows......
Every word spoken by the Cangqing Earth Immortal, An Lin could understand. But when they were combined into one sentence, he had no idea what it meant!
"As we all know, the Yangyan vein is separated from the Qingteng line, and if you turn the condensing qi array and hook the vitality, you can reach Tianyuan. However, you can also use the technique of the ghost ring, supplemented by foot luck, with the density of the sky's vitality, and operate according to the Tianhua formula, which can save the time for casting the fire spell...... "The green earth immortal opened his mouth slowly.
The students suddenly realized and nodded their heads again and again
An Lin: "??? ”
As a waste material, An Lin actually has the dream of seriously learning professional courses, and then crushing the geniuses with amazing IQ, and finally realizing the perfect turnaround of the waste material flow.
But the reality is cruel, and with zero foundation in cultivating immortals, he can only look confused in class.
Although the green earth fairy spoke in simple terms, it was vivid and vivid.
However, that was only for the geniuses who were in the first class and had a deep foundation in immortal law.
For an idiot like An Lin who has no foundation in cultivating immortals, Cangqing Daoist is there to talk about the Book of Heaven.
Under the strong effect of the "Cangqing" sleeping pills, An Lin, a scumbag, began to feel drowsy.
Eventually, he fell asleep involuntarily......
In this way, An Lin had a dream.
He dreamed that he had become an invincible god of war, and that countless beautiful fairies loved him.
Xuanyuan Cheng became his little brother, calling "Brother An" one by one.
Su Qianyun secretly promised himself that he would send himself ninety-nine roses to express his love every time they met.
But An Lin can't accept her love, because he is responsible for protecting the world, so he can only put aside the personal feelings of his children.
No, the alien forces of the Demon Realm have begun to invade our Kyushu Realm again.
The Lord of the Demon Realm was extremely powerful, and all the immortals in the Heavenly Court saw the change in color, and they did not dare to fight with him.
At this moment, An Lin, as the god of war, stood up.
"Hahaha, you are the true god of Anlin, who is known as the number one fierce general of the Heavenly Court, invincible and invincible?" The voice of the Lord of the Demon Realm was as loud as a bell, resounding through the nine heavens.
"That's right, it's me, the Lord of the Demon Realm, you accept your life!" An Lin roared angrily, colliding with the Lord of the Demon Realm, and this battle fell apart.
The Lord of the Demon Realm wailed, "You are so strong, but why do you talk in your dreams during class? ”
"What are you talking about, I'm guarding the world!" An Lin didn't know why the Lord of the Demon Realm was incoherent, and yelled.
The Lord of the Demon Realm was furious: "Wake me up, believe it or not I'll throw you out of the classroom!" ”
An Lin was also furious: "Don't talk nonsense, take my punch first!" ”
An Lin threw out a punch, but unexpectedly, the fist of the Lord of the Demon Realm was bigger and stronger.
The fist smashed An Lin's head into a severe pain, and An Lin screamed in pain, and the world spun.
"Wow, it hurts!" An Lin shouted loudly, it was dark in front of him, and then he woke up slowly.
It turned out to be a dream...... An Lin broke out in a cold sweat.
He opened his eyes with some difficulty, only to find that the whole class was looking at him with strange eyes, and some of them couldn't help but laugh out loud.
He touched the swollen bag on his head and immediately felt bad!
An Lin looked up and found a beautiful and moving woman standing beside him, holding a lesson plan in her hand, glaring at him angrily.
"Huh? Shouldn't he be a middle-aged uncle, how did he become a beautiful sister? An Lin was still dizzy now, and complained casually.
As soon as these words came out, there was another burst of laughter in the classroom.
Xu Xiaolan sat next to An Lin and covered her forehead and turned her face to the side, not wanting others to know that she and An Lin knew.
"Yo, this little brother has a very sweet mouth." The woman looked at An Lin with a smile.
An Lin was shocked, he only came to his senses at this time, and knew that he had lost his words.
Before he could open his mouth to apologize, he was hit in the head again.
An Lin's eyes were full of stars, and he was dizzy, and a second bag grew out of his head.
"Remember, the next time you sleep and talk in your dreams while you're still in class, my mother will throw you outside the classroom!" The glamorous and sexy woman said viciously.
A terrifying power suddenly emanated from her, enveloping An Lin and making him tremble all over.
"Teacher, I swear, I won't be next time!" An Lin kept nodding like a chicken pecking rice.
The lecture episode quickly subsided, the female lecturer continued her teaching, and the students quickly returned to their senses and began to listen carefully.
"Hey, hey, Xu Xiaolan, what happened just now?" An Lin asked in a low voice to Xu Xiaolan beside him.
If she could, Xu Xiaolan really didn't want to talk to An Lin at this time......
However, An Lin's big eyes looked at her pitifully, which made her really helpless, so she had to say, "Do you know how many classes you have slept in?" ”
"Two sections?" An Lin said with some uncertainty.
The lecturer has changed from a middle-aged man-like green fairy to a beautiful woman on the podium, thinking that she has slept in two classes.
"No...... You've slept for almost four classes, and this is the last one! Xu Xiaolan didn't have a good air.
"Oh my God!" An Lin exclaimed quietly.
I can sleep for a morning, how good can I sleep?
An Lin guessed that this should be because he meditated for too long last night, causing his body to be too tired.
"It's okay if you sleep quietly, the teacher won't care about you."
"However, just now you were talking in your dreams in class, and your voice was not small, anyway, most of the students heard your wonderful speech." Xu Xiaolan looked at An Lin with some sympathy and said softly.
An Lin had an ominous premonition: "What did I say?" ”
Xu Xiaolan held her cheeks, as if she had remembered something, and sneered.
After laughing for a while, she began to imitate An Lin and the female teacher's tone and began to repeat.
"Lord of the Demon Realm, you accept your life!"
"Who the hell is this student? I dare to talk in my dreams during class. ”
"What are you talking about, I'm guarding this world!"
"Wake me up, if you don't wake up, I'll throw you out of this classroom!"
"Don't talk nonsense, take my punch first!"
……
"That's how it happened, and after this classic dialogue is over, you're beaten."
Xu Xiaolan squinted her eyes, her eyebrows were crooked, and after seeing the two big bags on An Lin's head, she forcibly held back her smile in order not to make him feel too hurt.
An Lin finally knew how miserable he was, and sat on the chair in a daze, wanting to cry without tears.
He felt that the word "ruined and discredited" was the most appropriate way to describe himself now.
What an embarrassing scene to talk in your dreams in front of the geniuses of the class.
Forget about talking in the dream, the key is that he still says such a second line!
Alas, I lost my face and threw myself at my grandmother's house......
An Lin covered his face, he was very hit now, and he really wanted to find a hole to get into......