Chapter 099: Big News on April Fool's Day

"Real Madrid: 100 million euros + Kaka exchange Zhuo Yang! A preliminary intention has been reached with Barcelona. 》

On the day of the first leg of the quarterfinals with Arsenal, the news on the front page of "As" was so eye-catching that even Zhuo Yang was shocked when he saw it. Although he reacted immediately, the ridicule of Kaka in the headline and article still made him feel very uncomfortable, and after scolding in his mouth, he threw the newspaper aside.

As the New Year approached March, Kaka's performance became more and more mediocre, and his old knee and groin injuries had reached the point where they had to be treated, but they could not be treated. Because the World Cup is in three months, the surgery at this time will definitely be missed. Therefore, Kaka can only be treated conservatively as before, and minor injuries are not in the line of fire.

Kaka is 28 years old, and the dark injuries have accumulated for too long, and no one can say whether it will be a blessing or a curse after an operation. It's sad to think about this summer, another four years later.

In fact, Kaka is not mediocre, but it is a bit far from people's expectations. Last summer, the four major champions of the transfer market, Zhuo Yang and Ronaldo basically played their worth, and Ibrahimovic was okay, only Kaka was slightly sinking among the four.

Last month, the pro-Real Madrid newspaper Marca listed Kaka at the top of the top 10 parallel imports in La Liga for the new season, along with the likes of Asenjo and Negredo. At the top of the list is Shunsuke Nakamura, who has returned to Japan, and Tshigrinski is next to Kaka.

In fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see that this so-called 'top ten' is coming for Kaka, and Real Madrid is looking for a scapegoat for the missed Champions Cup.

After spending so much money last summer, not only was Barcelona always held back in the league, the Champions Cup was once again stopped in the round of 16, and the huge amount of money did not bring any progress in performance, and Real Madrid was under a lot of pressure.

Therefore, someone has to carry the pot, and the others are not good enough, only Kaka is the most suitable.

But from the point of view of performance, Kaka is the one who has delivered the most assists among the midfielders of the Galaxy Battleship, and the performance can not be said to be bad, compared to the sharp decline in the number of goals in the Milan era, it can also be explained by the excuse that Ronaldo and Higuain have taken care of the main attacking firepower.

However, Kaka's value is so high that his on-court performances are always below expectations from the media and fans. In addition, injuries have also made the Brazilian transfer cost-effective.

There are too many versions of Kaka's mysterious knee and groin injuries: some say Real Madrid are the culprit of AC Milan, some say the injury will last him for life, and some say that Kaka only needs a year to recover.

At one point, there were even two Kaka in the media: one who claimed that he was still feeling unwell when he was not doing well, and the other who stressed his safety before each match.

Regardless, Florentino signed Kaka to score goals and build the flag, not to hold a seminar on groin and knee injuries.

Of course, the Milan laboratory is well aware of Kaka's injury, but the director of the laboratory, Dr. Nilnino, cannot be complacent about his 'great achievements', because he was scolded by Berlusconi.

Prime Minister Bei didn't care about Kaka, and he asked the Milan laboratory: Why is Zhuo Yang still alive and kicking, and his body has not shown any signs of collapse, not even cramps?

Dr. Nile replied in a sneering manner: ...... Probability Problem......

"Fuck your probability, you can prevaricate others with this, Lao Tzu is something you can fool? Mother Trere! 80%, you have to explain this 80% to me. ”

If it weren't for the 80% probability of Zhuo Yang given by the Milan laboratory, Lao Bei would never have sold Zhuo Yang, at least not in ten years. 100 million euros may sound like a lot, but in front of a super-tycoon like Berlusconi, it's a small daily goal.

Since selling Zhuo Yang, Lao Bei has been tossing back and forth between joy and distress, looking forward to the big news of Zhuo Yang from Spain. But a season is about to come to an end, and Zhuo Yang is a hat trick and a big four, how can there be a little bit of collapse.

For Silvio Berlusconi, if the Milan lab misjudges, it means that he has made the stupidest deal since he took charge of AC Milan.

Tsygrinsky, who was the runner-up on the top ten parallel goods list, was actually a little aggrieved. The contrast between his 24 million value as the most expensive defender in Barcelona's history and his ability characteristics and La Liga is a bit of an eyesore.

Qi Jesus is a standard German centre-back, suitable for hard-bridged hard-horse style teams and leagues. He is not inferior to anyone today in terms of frontal defense and heading, and his positional and defensive awareness are also passable, but his ability to turn and hold the ball is very bad in a place like La Liga, where rabbit wingers are plagued.

Coupled with the fact that he did not qualify for Europe this season, criticism is inevitable.

Qi Jesus felt that he had come to the wrong place, the wealthy family was not a good place, and he could make a name for himself if he earned a lot, but all his shortcomings were ruthlessly magnified in the spotlight. He revealed to Zhuo Yang that he wanted to leave Barcelona, if it was put in the past, Zhuo Yang would definitely persuade him to insist on it again, and he would pat his chest to reassure him, and he would definitely help him on the field.

But this time, Zhuo Yang didn't say so, but asked him to think about it himself, if he really wants to leave, it's not a big deal, where the loess doesn't bury people.

Puyol, despite being 32 years old, is clearly the soul of Barca's defence for at least two years. Therefore, if Ziglinski wants to advance to become the main force in Barcelona, in addition to being willing to wait, he will have to face competition with Pique.

What kind of person Pique is, through almost a season of contact, Zhuo Yang already has a good idea in his heart. Thoughtful and courageous and resourceful, although he is thorough, he is still not afraid of offending people at critical moments. Skigrinski is not as good as Pique in these aspects, and he is a bachelor of intellectual property who likes guitar and jazz, quiet and nostalgic.

Tsygrinsky didn't like to be in the limelight, and Zhuo Yang always felt that he seemed to have some secrets in his heart.

Ziglinski and Pique have little chance of winning, and now that Marcos is useless, Milito is a dead substitute, even if Barcelona no longer add strong central defenders, for the foreseeable period of time, Pique will hold his starting position. Peake is a person like him, and it's best not to make enemies with him unless absolutely necessary.

From Pique's point of view, if the 24-year-old Ziglinski wants to stay in Barcelona, he must first be patient, which he does not lack, so Ziglinski is still hesitating, and Guardiola does not want him to leave. Excluding the factor that his brother is an agent, in Guashuai's view, although Ziglinski is not satisfactory, it is obviously not completely unusable.

On the third day after playing the first leg of the Champions League quarterfinals with Arsenal, Barcelona played in the 30th round of La Liga between Camp Nou and Athletic Bilbao at home.

For the second leg against Arsenal and the national derby that followed, Barcelona made a big rotation in this game, with Bojan and Heffren even playing the leading role in the attack, and Messi and Zhuo Yang only played half of the game. The four strikers will each score a goal, and Heffren is also a big fan in the first team.

The game went smoothly, and as for the front-page news of the newspaper As, which was mentioned at the beginning, it was not surprising that the sensational headlines in the European newspapers went sea that day.

Inzaghi admits he's gay! Milan Sport

Usain Bolt signed with Manchester City and will wear the number 58 shirt. The Times

"David Beckham and Spice Girl Victoria Divorce by Agreement!" The Sky

"Maradona will coach the Chinese Super League after the World Cup! Sports Weekly

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It's scary, but no one takes it seriously because it's April Fool's Day. Even Kou Ko called Zhuo Yang to confess: "Brother Zhuo Yang, I don't want to lie to you, in fact, my nose is bulging ......"

Before she could finish speaking, she giggled with laughter herself.