Chapter 143: The Swelling Big Ben
After buying a pack of soft China, the brothers came directly to the grove.
Daben quickly took out a Chinese cigarette and lit it for himself.
Taking a deep breath, he squinted his eyes and began to swallow the clouds.
Then pull out two of them, give one to the gangsters and one to Taixuan.
"The second and third, it doesn't matter if you don't, slowly learn to smoke. ”
"It's called society. ”
Daben stood up directly, and the dog's paws quickly lit a cigarette for the gangsters and Taixuan.
The gangsters and Taixuan, as soon as they heard what their dog brother said, immediately learned to swallow the clouds and smoke the fog.
"If we are in society, we must not only drink, but also learn to smoke. ”
"When we are free in two days, let's go to the big health care for another one. ”
"I heard that there is a full set of ....... ”
Daben, who released his nature and grasped the authority of the family, is really a little inflated now.
That is, he dared to do this knowing that his master was in retreat.
In normal times, it would not dare to run out to buy cigarettes.
also instigated the second and third children to smoke together.
After the brother finished smoking, he immediately went to walk down the street.
I'm going to find a restaurant and have a good time.
Wearing a million-dollar honor hat, Daben who looks extremely spiritual, and a cute gangster in a handsome little suit.
There is also Taixuan, who has a dusty temperament and wears ancient costumes and robes.
Walking on the street has attracted the attention of countless passers-by.
Handsome guys, plus cute pets, attract passers-by girls.
I almost couldn't hold it, and I wanted to come over and talk to WeChat.
"Brother, why did you come out to hang out?"
Brother Wang next door walked out of the noodle shop and happened to run into the dog and his party.
immediately regarded the disguised Taixuan as Ye Xuan.
"Eat. ”
Tai Xuan's face was expressionless, and he said lightly to Lao Wang.
"Come to my noodle restaurant, your brother Wang invited me today. ”
"Haha, open to eat. ”
Lao Wang was very enthusiastic, and dragged Taixuan to his noodle restaurant.
His noodle shop is not only noodles, but also sells some home-cooked dishes and wine.
"Let's eat here. ”
Da Ben used his mind to transmit the sound, and said to Taixuan and the gangsters.
This brother is not a little reserved, and Lao Wang is not polite as soon as he is invited.
When I walked into the noodle shop, I found a table and sat down.
Daben and the gangsters jumped directly onto the stool.
"Sister Zhang, come over for a moment. ”
Lao Wang beckoned to a gorgeous middle-aged woman, and Sister Zhang glanced at Lao Wang with a charming look.
Twisting the waist of the water snake, he walked over.
"This is my brother, you greet them well, I will invite them to eat this meal. ”
"Go fry a few side dishes, let my brother let go of eating and eat openly. ”
Lao Wang patted Taixuan on the shoulder, and finally said quite boldly: "Brother, you must eat to your heart's content, otherwise you won't give your brother Wang face." ”
"Your brother Wang still has something to do, I have to go home first, and I won't accompany you today. ”
"Remember, you must not give money, otherwise you will be slapping your brother Wang in the face. ”
After arranging Taixuan Daben and the gangsters, Lao Wang hurried home.
"We have nourishing medicinal wine here, do you want to make two or two?"
Sister Zhang smiled quite brightly, and her business was in a good mood.
Taixuan looked towards Daben, finally nodded, and said to Sister Zhang, "Let's take three catties first." ”
"Three...... Three pounds?"
Sister Zhang was stunned for a moment, and frowned directly.
Can you drink three pounds?
However, thinking that this was Lao Wang's friend, he immediately took three catties of medicine and wine without saying much.
As soon as the noodles are cooked, the side dishes are served at one end, and the medicinal wine is served.
The brother ate unceremoniously, and the meal on this table was eaten in less than two minutes.
Three catties of medicinal wine were drunk directly.
Especially the gangsters, who directly incarnated as super foodies.
"Stir-fry a few more dishes, add three catties of wine, and bring three bowls of noodles. ”
After wiping his mouth, Taixuan shouted justifiably.
That's really welcome, it's really open to eat.
"Finished eating?"
Sister Zhang ran out and took a look, and she was directly stunned.
Hurriedly brought up another table of wine and food.
The brother continued to open the whole room, and in less than two minutes, a table of wine and food were all wiped out.
The thugs even licked the plates.
"Stir-fry a few more dishes, add three catties of wine, and bring three bowls of noodles. ”
Taixuan wiped his mouth and shouted towards the kitchen again.
Hearing this, Sister Zhang was not calm directly, and ran out to see that the food on the table had been eaten again.
Even the plates were licked shiny by the gangsters.
You don't need to wash it, you can use it directly.
Sister Zhang gritted her teeth, continued to serve side dishes and wine, and then cooked the noodles.
I still don't believe it in my heart, a person, a dog, a honey badger, how much can I eat if I die?
In less than two minutes, the wind and clouds .......
This guy is like a starving ghost reincarnated.
The wine and dishes, as well as the noodles, immediately followed.
............
......
Half an hour later, Sister Zhang's face was no longer shocked.
The whole face was dark, and I felt that the whole person was not good, and there was a feeling that the sky was falling apart.
The dude ate it open, and the horror was beyond her imagination.
"Stir-fry a few more dishes, add three catties of wine, and bring three bowls of noodles. ”
In the same sentence, Taixuan shouted at Sister Zhang again.
It's .......
Sister Zhang in the kitchen stumbled directly when she heard this.
One didn't stand still and almost fell to the ground.
Taixuan's words seemed to have become a spell, constantly echoing in her ears.
"I'm sorry, the three jars of wine have been drunk by you, and there is no more noodles to cook. ”
Sister Zhang's heart is dripping blood at the moment, although this is Lao Wang's noodle restaurant.
But you know .......
This brother drank up three jars of wine as soon as he came, which was a nourishing medicinal wine for thirty yuan and a tael.
How much are these three jars worth, Sister Zhang is dizzy just thinking about it.
Not only did they drink all the wine, but they even ate all the food they prepared.
All the noodles in storage are eaten.
Thinking of this, Sister Zhang's heart trembled.
It's also terrifying.
When they heard this, there was nothing left to eat, and the brothers and sisters looked at each other.
Immediately slapped his ass and prepared to leave......
"Hey, that'...... That one....... ”
Sister Zhang was a little anxious, so she hurriedly walked over, and stopped talking to Taixuan for a while.
Her thought was, how can you be embarrassed and just leave.
Give some money to make up for the loss, otherwise there will be no profit to be made in the noodle restaurant this month.
The key is the three jars of wine, and now Sister Zhang feels that the world is spinning when she thinks about it.
It hurts so much that I can't breathe.
I saw that the brother who was full of food and drink was not embarrassed at all.
swaggered out of Lao Wang's noodle restaurant.
Pay?
Inexistent.
Before leaving, the thugs also let out a sullen fart, and all the food they ate was transformed into a wisp of Xuanhuang Qi and stored.
"Shameless!"
Seeing Taixuan leave like this, Sister Zhang immediately scolded angrily.
It's just stinky, I've never seen such a brazen person.
I ate everything, and I even patted my ass and walked away with peace of mind.
"Lao Wang, your brother ....... ”
Sister Zhang took out the phone and called Lao Wang directly.
"Are you taking money?"
"Loser girl, that's my brother, give me good food, drink and hospitality. ”
"If he gives money, you can't take it. ”
Before Sister Zhang finished speaking, Lao Wang was a head and face training on the phone.
Sister Zhang was in a hurry, her face turned pale, she was sweating, and she fainted immediately.
............
......
When he got home, the gangsters watched TV, and Taixuan went directly back to Lin Youhan's house.
Daben hugged the computer, directly turned into a tentacle monster, and the dog's paw was crazy to code words.
This one has poured a lot of effort into Daben.
is not only a cool text, Daben also integrates the "Daben Pharmacopoeia" into it.
It's all the real stuff of some dry goods.
In addition to the "Daben Pharmacopoeia", there are also "Tiangu Devouring Sun Dafa", "Dog God Catalogue" and "Eighteen Rings of Ben Thunder".
Daben stuffed these dry goods little by little in the form of cool writing.
There will always be one or two of these real things in the future, and they will be obsessed with excellent understanding.
And the reader who accidentally realizes something.
When the time comes, these readers will be the descendants of its dogs.
Daben was coding at home, the gangsters were watching TV at home, and Taixuan just walked into Lin Youhan's villa community.
I keenly perceive that something is wrong.
There is a feeling of being targeted, as if there is danger hiding nearby.
[Side Mission 3: Make every effort to protect Lin Youhan's safety and kill more than a dozen hidden killers together]
[Note: The difficulty of the task is too high, you can seek help from outside the field]
A prompt sounded in his head, and a flash of realization flashed in Taixuan's eyes.
Looking around, it didn't realize that there were killers lurking, and there were more than a dozen of them.
Taixuan, who was full of chivalry, immediately slapped his head, and the pet chat group appeared.
In the group, Taixuan @ Daben and sent a message asking for help.
Daben, who received the information, immediately called the gangsters, and it was already late at night.
The night is dark and the wind is high.
"Second brother, go fight with your dog. ”
Daben put on the green helmet of the gangsters and prepared to ride his master's electric car.
"Woo....... ”
As soon as he heard the dry frame, the gangster's eyes lit up, and he was so excited that he slammed it on the sofa.
Out of the door, Daben rode directly on the electric car and drove the gangsters towards the address given by Taixuan.
Anyway, it's late at night, and there are no pedestrians on the road.
The dog rides an electric scooter on the road to carry the gangsters.
It doesn't make a difference.