Chapter 124: The Elephant Dragon Gets Out of Trouble [Part II]

[PS: Sweeping the book today, the mentality is blown up, put a few small paragraphs below, and change it to the text tomorrow.] 】

【1】

With delicate facial features and meticulous hairstyle, Meng Yun sat expressionlessly on the interview seat.

"Meng Yun, if you are given a chance to cross, what time do you want to cross?"

"Travel to the future!"

"Huh? Why not go back in time? ”

"Traveling to the past is a choice made by incompetent waste, the past did not have what I wanted, only the future full of unknowns is the ambition that a Chinese in the new era should have!"

"Uh..... Meng Yun, that.... As an online writer, what do you think of the countless brain-dead articles that are now flooding the online literature industry? ”

"For example?"

"For example, the hottest ones now, some unsatisfactory people who are mixed in the real world, have crossed over to the other world and called the king and emperor?"

"Foolish nonsense, people who can't get into the real world of civilized legal system, are thrown into a world where even the civilized legal system is not perfect, and the only thing worthy of doing is to eat!"

"Capable of crossing ..... in reality"

"Why do capable people look forward to crossing?"

β€œ..... What about some rebirth essays about going back in time? ”

"Reborn?" Meng Yun sneered: "A person who can believe that time can be turned back, his IQ is not worthy of being called a person!" ”

"Systematic?"

"It may be his father who makes the system, and those protagonists may also share the same father!"

"The ruffians in the countryside counterattacked, and the beauties were all collected?"

"The otherworldly plastic surgery and membrane repair hospital is willing to help all the brain-dead husbands who are willing to ride and reap their happiness on the bus!"

"Brainless aura?"

"Someone needs to remove this kind of thing, and then let everyone see if the villain after removing the halo, as well as the protagonist's subordinates and brothers, will take out the protagonist's soul and light the sky lantern!"

"Three years of cultivation to become an immortal?"

"A snap of his fingers to get him back on the street and ask for food!"

"Meng Yun, your anger seems to be very strong......

"Lao Tzu is TM, I really can't stand these brains on the Internet! Lao Tzu is just going to spray them to death! Lao Tzu just wants to see these shameless guys lose everything, and then let them die without a place to bury them in the end!! ”

"Meng Yun, let's interview again!"

"They fed me, and Lao Tzu smashed their jobs!!"

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【2】

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In a house of about fifty square meters.

"Look at this person, he is not a good person at first glance, he keeps saying that he fell in love at first sight, but he still doesn't fall in love with the beautiful girl Liu?"

The person who said this was a beautiful girl in her early twenties.

He is in his early sevens and has two slender thighs.

The face is medium to upper, the chest is a little smaller, and there is probably a B.

Well, this kind of girl is probably the best that ordinary people can marry when they marry a wife.

Her name is Zhao Han's girlfriend.

"I can't say really..."

Lying on the sofa, Zhao Han's expression was dull, and there was a trace of irritability hidden between his eyebrows.

Absent-mindedness in response.

Teng Xinyue in front of him was still talking.

"What is really fake, Zhao Han, let me tell you, there is no such thing as love at first sight in this world!"

"Love at first sight is the important thing in the back...."

"If it weren't for the good-looking appearance of the willow beard, you said that the scholar would have taken a fancy to her at a glance?"

"I said...."

"Huh!"

β€œ... You... Still won't let me speak? ”

"That's you men."

"We... Man... What's wrong? ”

"I just don't like it."

"You don't like it too much, and the world can always revolve around you?"

"Zhao Han!"

The bickering between the two continues.

In the narrow computer screen, the woman surnamed Liu was accosted by a scholar surnamed Feng, and after being a little reserved, she took the jade pendant handed by the scholar.

At the end, he also said, 'Feng Gongzi, don't forget the appointment of the child tonight.....

It's done!

On a big night, when there is no one around, what can men and women do when they are dating together?

Broken!

Zhao Han was still staring at the TV screen, and beside him, Miss Teng suddenly hammered him on the shoulder.

Hurt!

"I'm talking to you."

"Hmm...."

Zhao Han's eyes still didn't take his eyes off the TV screen.

She's angry?

Well, angry.

"Can you look at me?"

"Oh."

Zhao Han turned his head and looked at her face.

Half ringing.

There was no speech between the two.

And then .....

"Let's break up."

Teng Xinyue's face was calm, and she looked at Zhao Han with a cold attitude.

She's playing a tantrum.

wanted Zhao Han to coax her.

In other words, Zhao Han had already catered to him with a cheap smile at this time.

But this time.....

No way!

"Oh."

Zhao Han nodded, put down the remote control in his hand, and stood up:

"Then break up."

After saying this, Zhao Han turned around and walked to the bedroom.

Door.

Open the wardrobe and store some of the luxury goods in the wardrobe in the suitcase.

Under the gaze of Miss Teng, he was busy for about fifteen minutes.

'Click...'

The lid of the suitcase snapped up.

Taking a deep breath, Zhao Han stood up.

Hand over the handle of the suitcase:

"Your stuff, probably.... That's all, right? ”

Ice.

Looking at the cold gaze of Miss Teng on the other side, Zhao Han found that he was a little weak-hearted.

Uncomfortable feelings.

The two dated for a year and six months.

At first, Zhao Han just wanted to find a material girl, and then relieve his lonely heart.

An old liar said something like this.

'Material things are more stable than love.

After all, luxury brands don't suddenly go out of business.

But the love between you ......'

Zhao Han has always felt that this sentence is very reasonable, and he has also been like this for the past twenty years.

But who let him ......

Running out of money?

Money is a man's guts, and when there is no money, he is not tough in anything.

Since you can't give other girls the life they want.

Rather than delaying the good years of other girls, she was complained about in the end.

It's better to cut through the mess quickly.

"Are you serious?"

didn't pick up the suitcase in Zhao Han's hand, Miss Teng just looked at him with some surprise.

"Hmm."

Silent.

After about a minute of silence, the silent Teng Xinyue turned to leave.

Didn't go to get the suitcase.

"I can't move things, you can mail them directly to my house."

'Bang....'

After a loud bang, the security door was locked from the outside.

......

......

"Whew....

I....

What have you done? ”

The whole person fell on the sofa, and Zhao Han buried his head in the cushion of the sofa.

In this world that has entered the era of the great universe, if it is not for the country to vigorously develop the heavy industry that depends for a living but to develop in an all-round way, there should be such a display bar above Zhao Han's head at this time.

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[Name: Zhao Han]

[Age: 20 years old]

[Height: 178LM]

[Weight: 62KG]

[Status: Imperial Citizen of the Second Class]

【Education: 119 Undergraduate Graduates of Alverde College】

[Occupation: Internet Writer]

[Location: Far East Giant Migrant Fleet, B13 Cabin]

[Brain wave state: entangled, regretful, want to die.......]

......

Well, none of the above.

Although it is the 21st century, another 80 years have passed.

However, due to the depletion of resources caused by the war and the Great Universe Project, there has not been much scientific progress in people's livelihood in the past 80 years.

The phone is softer and can be tucked into your pocket without worrying about getting broken or falling into the water.

Computers are still computers, and there are no private terminals that match the human brain.

There are some medical .....

"Ah, what I just thought!"

Breakthrough progress....

"Damn procrastination advanced cancer!"

You wait a while, and then I'll show you when I'm done!

Picture shift.

Someone who had just made a wave of his own death sat up from the couch and picked up the kettle in front of him.

Well, well, you can leave him alone for the time being.

Where did we just go?

Oh, yes.

Although there have been some breakthroughs in medicine, there is still no effective solution to terminal diseases such as 'procrastination', 'literary youth', 'lazy cancer', 'wanting to live forever', 'Internet addiction', 'tsundere', 'not beating uncomfortable' and so on.

And unfortunately, about the above kinds of incurable diseases. This guy in front of everyone has it all.....

"Whew.... No matter how difficult life is, life has to go on! ”

It seemed that it was irrigated with water, and Zhao Han, who put down the kettle, rubbed his face.

At this time, two paths were placed in front of him.

Either go to the code word and strive to earn the rent, water and electricity, and living expenses for the next month before the twelfth of this month.

Either go back to the computer desk, run the medicine garden with peace of mind, and no longer attack the big boss who prevented him from making money by playing games, and had already killed his two characters.

How to choose?

"It's impossible to code words, and I don't want to feel the torment of Calvin's near-despair in my life....."

Take out your soft, stool-colored phone from your pants belt and bring up the mobile version of a beta game.

Looking at the words [377 days away from maturity] prompted by the system on the three 'Tongyou Grasses'.....

Zhao Han came to his senses!

"No! Don't be a plaything!

I love codewords!

Codewords make me super happy!! ”

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【3】

When, November 1, 2018.

Location: Haicheng University Cafeteria.

Our protagonist Nie Yu was sitting at the dining table at this time, looking at the balance of his mobile phone bank card in a silent daze.

Seven pieces of three cents and six cents, this is all his property.

And the cost of his meal this time was seven dollars and five cents.

"I shouldn't have asked the cafeteria girl to add a spoonful of meat!"

At this time, Nie Yu fell into endless chagrin.

He knew that because of his greedy mouth for a while, he would face an extremely terrifying scene next.

Taking a deep breath, Nie Yu looked at the fat girl opposite who weighed three hundred pounds, and showed a smile that he thought was charming:

"Ruhua, for the sake of my classmates, can you lend me ten yuan?"

On the other side of the dining table, Ruhua Fangxia had a greasy pig's trotter in his hand, looking at Nie Yu and squeezing his eyes.

"Borrowing money? No. ”

"Uh.... Do you have a boyfriend? ”

"What do you want to do?"

"Ruhua, you can be my girlfriend!"

Suddenly, Nie Yu suddenly stood up and looked at the more than three hundred catties of Ruhua in front of him with his affectionate eyes: "Believe me, I will bring you happiness!" ”

Such as flowers: "......".

Nie Yu's words scared the pig's trotters in her hand to fall off!

After so many years of growing up, this is the first time that a boy has confessed to her!

But will she say yes?

After hesitating for a moment, Ruhua looked at Nie Yu's affectionate gaze and said loudly: "You don't want to catch me and let me help you settle the bill, right?" ”

The news shouted by Ruhua immediately attracted the attention of others in the cafeteria.

At this time, I don't know how many people I know, or, I don't know, all of them are shocked and feel "admiration" for Nie Yu's "bravery".

"How many mouths does it take to get out of your mouth?"

"For the money of a meal, is it worth it?"

"My God, if Nie Yu's confession succeeds, I decide, I will invite him to another good meal!"

Everyone was shocked, and they just wanted to wait to see the next result.

And the central point of the matter.

Ruhua, who was watched by everyone, suddenly burst out laughing at this time: "Hahaha, I believe you will make me happy, Nie Yu, your joke is definitely worth a meal!" ”

As he spoke, Ruhua took a picture of a "ten-yuan bill" on the table.

"Okay, I'm in for a treat!"

Ruhua said with an atmospheric face.

Then, the hand she slapped the money with was caught!

Opposite her, Nie Yu still looked at her affectionately: "Ruhua, I'm serious!" I've been in love with you since the first time I met you! ”

Ruhua: "... What do you want? ”

Nie Yu: "Be my girlfriend!" ”

was stared at by Nie Yu so affectionately, and a trace of shyness flashed on his slightly flowery face.

"Don't make a fuss..."

"Like a flower! Be my girlfriend!! ”

This sentence Nie Yu roared out!

All around, everyone who originally only watched it as a joke was really shocked by Nie Yu's boldness this time!

"Does he really like a flower?"

"Uh... No, Nie Yu looks good, I remember that his ex-girlfriend is also quite beautiful, it's only been half a month since they broke up, won't he suddenly be blind? ”

β€œ... He must have been hit. ”

"You talk nonsense! This is obviously true love! ”

said that true love is a body type such as Hua Xiaoshang, but there is almost a 278 girl, and at this moment this girl is staring at Zhao Yang with a face:

"It's definitely true love! See them! I believe that there is true love in this world!

Sister Ruhua!

Promise him!! ”

"Promise him!"

"Like a flower! You promise Nie Yu! ”

"Look how sincere he is!"

"Like a flower! After this village, there is no such shop!! ”

With the little chubby girl taking the lead, everyone on the side coaxed.

Seeing this, Ruhua was a little moved.

And opposite her, our protagonist Zhao Yang, is living in dire straits at this time.

He didn't want to do that either!

But God knows how he got a bad luck spicy chicken system?

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[Ding: The host has accepted the task.] 】

[Objective: Pursue like a flower.] 】

[Difficulty: Grade F.] 】

[Task reward: 500 soft girl coins.] 】

[Task punishment: Deduct 750 soft girl coins.] 】

......

With such a punishment, how could Nie Yu dare to take it lightly?

You know, his entire net worth is only seven yuan, three cents and six!

Seeing that Ruhua was still hesitating, Nie Yu knew that he had to make a big move!

The other hand was also held on the fat hand like a flower, and the corner of Nie Yu's mouth showed a warm man-like smile.

But what he said was.....

"Sister Ruhua, so many people are watching, don't let me not get off the stage."

Ruhua is even more shy...

"Please, promise me first, it's a big deal that I'll treat you to two pork knuckles tomorrow!"

"Really?"

Across the dining table, the eyes are lit up.

"Really, more real than real gold!"

Nie Yu nodded.

"Good! I promise to be your girlfriend! ”

At the moment when Ruhua agreed, the system's prompt sound sounded in Nie Yu's ears.

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[Ding: Congratulations to the host for completing the task 'Pursuit Like a Flower', 500 soft girl coins have arrived.] 】