"Hehe, hallucination."

"It's not a hallucination."

"No, no, no, it must be an illusion, oops, I didn't sleep well last night, and I actually hallucinated today, well, yes, yes, yes, hurry into the building, according to the older generation, as long as you walk into the building, the hallucination will not appear again."

Huang Xiaobei rushed to the building with his tiger bone wine in his arms, and the speed was so fast that he flew up, running out of six or seven meters in almost two seconds.

Looking at Commissioner Huang's flying posture and Miss Yiyi, who was holding a full gift in her hand, pursed her little mouth angrily.

pinching her waist, the eldest lady said with a fierce look: "If you don't come back, I'll let you go to the toilet!" ”

"Hey, isn't this a big miss, why are you here, miss? I haven't seen you for many days, Xiaobei, I miss it very much. Commissioner Huang, who was about to rush into the building, ran back with tears in his eyes when he heard the familiar threat of the eldest lady.......

Looking at the living Miss Yiyi in front of him, and looking at the gift in the hand of the eldest lady, Commissioner Huang gathered around Miss Yiyi like a pug like when he was in the hotel, nodded and said, "Miss, are you here?" Miss, have you eaten? Miss, you're pretty again, Miss, Miss......"

In the end, Huang Xiaobei almost cried, "Miss, you are here for Mao!" ”

It's no wonder that Commissioner Huang almost cried, originally thought that he didn't have to see the eldest lady again in the past two days, and he didn't have to accept her torture, but who would have thought that this existence written as "eldest lady" and read as "accident" actually followed?!

Mom, didn't you come with me to fix me? Isn't it, it must not be?!

"Miss, you, you will be here for Mao!" Commissioner Huang couldn't help crying.

"Hah!" On the delicate and lovely face of Miss Yiyi, a sweet smile was revealed, like a child who had done a good deed, and raised the gift in his hand as if an adult was asking for merit and reward, and said.

"Of course, I came to see my uncle, my uncle is very good, I have always wanted to visit him, you see, I spent a lot of money to buy these gifts."

As she spoke, the eldest lady stared at her big eyes cutely.

"Why are you here?"

"Oh, I'm coming...... Hey, wait, you're anti-guest-oriented! Is it me who asks you again? Don't put on a pretense that you're the master, hey! ”

Miss Yiyi tilted her little head and smiled sweetly.

With a little black skirt and a white silk shirt, the eldest lady doesn't look too cute today, and it's obvious that the eldest lady has dressed herself up with heart today.

What surprised Huang Xiaobei even more was that the eldest lady actually replaced her long hair, which had always been loose, with a cute ball head.

This, although this is a little devil, but it looks really cute and ruthless.

Huang Xiaobei's gaze moved down slightly, and he subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Especially the pink sneakers of the eldest lady, they are really good-looking, and they are ...... Oh oh oh, the eldest lady's feet are so small, I really want to hold it in my arms and lick it...... I'm going to Huang Xiaobei, are you still human?!

Commissioner Huang was deeply shocked by his shamelessness.

Huang Xiaobei, what are you thinking? What the hell are you thinking? She's come with you to fix you, and she's going to torture you hard today! And so you have such a disgusting idea? Sure enough, you've been with the perverts for a long time, and you've infected yourself!

Commissioner Huang clutched his chest and looked distressed.

Huang Xiaobei, Huang Xiaobei, how many times have you said, don't be fooled by the beautiful appearance of the eldest lady, she is a little devil, you must, don't be fooled by her pure and lovely appearance, remember, she is a demon, she is the worst in the world!

Miss Yiyi silently stretched out her little feet.

"Do you want to lick it?"

"It's dripping, it's dripping."

A second before he leaned down, reason regained the peak.

Huang Xiaobei, who felt disgusted for his shamelessness, raised his hand and slapped a big mouth on his face.

Is it human? Are you still human!!

Anyway, that kind of behavior just now was only done by Prince Chu!!

However, those shoes are really cute, and the long legs of the eldest lady are really uncontrollable...... I'm going to strangle you, Huang Xiaobei! Why don't you remember!

Isn't Megumi Yanagishita, who is not in a mess, your idol in life? Is that how you study like an idol?! It's really not okay to take Wei Zhongxian as an idol!!

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After being exhausted by the eldest lady again, Huang Xiaobei stared at the innocent and lovely eldest lady Yiyi with a resentful face.

"Miss, do you want to discuss something? Would you like to come back to see him tomorrow? ”

"Not good."

"Why?"

"Because there's no comparison!"

Commissioner Huang looked confused, "What are you talking about?" ”

Miss Yiyi consciously lost her words, quickly covered her little mouth, and then came to Huang Xiaobei's side with a smile, showing off the gift in her hand.

"Look, you see, people have been shopping for a day today, and they finally bought these things, do you think my uncle will like it?"

Huang Xiaobei glanced down at the gift in the eldest lady's hand.

Ginseng?

Velvet?

Wine?

Chinese cigarettes?

There were also several bags filled with unknown foreign characters and what appeared to be brand-name clothes.

Commissioner Huang suddenly gasped.

This, this, these things can't be brought down without hundreds of thousands, right?!

Hehe, is this really the strong beautiful girl in the mouth of the Taoist master, in order to fight for a breath, she has refused to recognize the Taoist master for more than ten years?

This Nima is simply a rich second generation to a certain level!! How can there be a little thrift!

After reading the eldest lady's gift, Huang Xiaobei silently looked at the tiger bone wine he had just bought from the stall in his hand......

Under this strong contrast, Commissioner Huang silently shed two lines of old tears.

Nima: This comparison is really not too tragic!

At this point, Commissioner Huang finally understood what the eldest lady meant by the comparison.

"Hehe, hehehe, eldest miss, don't be so tactful, just say that today is to fix me every day, I don't care, I really don't care."

Miss Yiyi carried the heavy gifts, and puffed up her mouth very unhappily and said: "People have come to help you fill the façade, why do you still say that, you can say that I bought these gifts with you in a while." ”

Huang Xiaobei's eyes widened, and he said as if he didn't know the beautiful girl in front of him at all, "Miss, have you been taken away?" ”

But before the eldest lady could say anything, Commissioner Huang said shyly, "Oh, eldest miss, what do you look at, how embarrassed you say I am, what is that, thank you, Miss Ha." ”

As he spoke, Commissioner Huang stretched out his hand along the pole, "Come on, Miss, it's very heavy, I'll help you get it." ”

The eldest lady hurriedly hid the gift behind her with a smile, "No need, no need, people come by themselves, people come by themselves." ”

"No, no, no, it's still me, it's still me."

"Don't, don't~ I'm going to take it myself~"

"Hehe, Miss, you're still playing with me."

"You just found out."

Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi walked into the building in a noisy manner.

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Although I don't understand what kind of medicine is sold in the eldest lady's gourd, she has come here, and she can't drive her away, right?

Well, I did have that idea, but the strong desire to survive said that it was better for me to calm down.

took the elevator all the way to the eighteenth floor, and when he stepped out of the elevator, Huang Xiaobei looked around and soon found his uncle's house.

Standing in front of the uncle's house and confirming that the house number was correct, Huang Xiaobei began to take deep breaths, and after taking deep breaths, he began to work hard to adjust the expression on his face.

Needless to say, he was a little nervous.

However, when a warm and natural smile appeared on Commissioner Huang's face, the commissioner's mood also relaxed a lot.

Nothing else, just one sentence today, let the uncle know that he has an extra oil bottle from now on, and he is still the kind of person who can't beat him away with a stick.

Yes, yes, yes, you have to behave naturally, and let your uncle understand that I like to live with him very much, and I must not let him have any superfluous ideas.

Standing in front of the door, Commissioner Huang looked up and thought.

Seeing me smile so happily and naturally, uncle must be very happy, right? I guess he would give me a hug as soon as he saw me, and then patted me on the back and cried: "You're finally back, Uncle can't sleep even if you think about it." ”

Well, although it is a lot of disgusting, I always feel very comfortable to say.

Hey, uncle, I'm ready for your hug.

With a thick smile on his face, Huang Xiaobei coughed lightly, then stretched out his hand and slowly rang the doorbell of his uncle's house.

"Ding-dong."

"Who?" Soon, Uncle Liu's voice sounded from behind the door.

Huang Xiaobei was about to surprise him, so he squatted on the ground and didn't speak, and pulled Miss Laiyi again, telling her not to speak.

The eldest lady nodded her little head in understanding, indicating that she understood.

After a while, I heard footsteps and talking from behind the door.

"Who is this?"

Soon, Uncle Liu opened the door of his house with a cigarette in his mouth and slippers, looking like he hadn't woken up much.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Commissioner Huang, who was full of smiles, suddenly stood up from the ground.

"Hey, uncle, it seems that someone on your floor is getting married today, and the elevators are all open......"

Looking at Huang Xiaobei who suddenly appeared in front of him, Uncle Liu's eyes widened instantly, and when one of Commissioner Huang's feet had already stepped in, Uncle Liu raised his leg and kicked the commissioner out directly!

Immediately after that, the uncle slammed the door again.

"Bang!"

Commissioner Huang, who was stunned and wanted to enter the door, was slapped on the ground like this.......

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Sitting on the ground in a daze, Commissioner Huang's brain instantly short-circuited.

Wait, just now, what's going on just now?

I, I'm here, I didn't hug, I didn't hug me and cry, and I didn't just kick me out of the door, right?

Wait a minute? What's going on here? Do I look like a loan shark?

Miss Yiyi kindly helped Huang Xiaobei up from the ground.

"Are you alright?"

"No, Miss, you wait a while, what happened just now?"

"I don't know."

Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi, you look at me, I look at you, standing stupidly outside the door, not understanding what's wrong.

"Are we in the wrong place?" Miss Yiyi pulled Huang Xiaobei's leather jacket softly and asked.

Huang Xiaobei rubbed his somewhat red and swollen nose, glanced at the house number again, and shook his head decisively, "No, it should be here, and the person just now must be an uncle." ”

Just when Huang Xiaobei and Miss Yiyi were at a loss, the strange words of the uncle suddenly sounded behind the door.

"Hello? Oh stinky boy, you're at the door, okay, go straight upstairs, someone got married today, and the elevator is open. Oh, I'm busy cooking for you, and you're taking the elevator up by yourself, what's the matter? You have to let me carry you up, grandma, how old are you, okay, I'll open the door for you. ”

Huang Xiaobei narrowed his eyes mysteriously.

What the hell is this old immortal doing?

After about half a minute, I saw Uncle Liu, who had an apron tied around his waist, a frying spoon in his hand, and a sweat or tap water on his face, opened the door enthusiastically.

Wiping the sweat on his forehead, Uncle Liu looked like he was stir-frying vegetables in full swing, tired and sweating, and greeted Commissioner Huang.

"Come on, come on, come into the house, come into the house, hey, I was busy cooking just now, I didn't hear you call me, how about it, uncle, this community is good, the environment is not particularly good, I must come back often in the future."

"Well, I didn't call."

The uncle slapped his head suddenly, "Yes, yes, yes, I told you yesterday that I got married today, so I didn't ask you to call me, okay, don't stand, hurry up and enter the house." ”

"That, uncle, you don't seem to have an apron on your body just now."

"Tie it, tie it."

"No, no, no, you must not have had an apron on when you opened the door just now, and you didn't have a frying spoon in your hand at all."

The smile on Uncle Liu's face gradually became a little embarrassed.

Soon, the vicious eyes emanated from the eagle eyes of Uncle Liu, staring at Huang Xiaobei viciously, and the uncle almost gritted his teeth.

"Can you die if you don't speak!"