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Therefore, it is in the interview record of Dongchen

Time: 8021

Location: Studio 1 of "100 Questions of Lushen".

Moderator: A crescent moon

Guest: Want to capture the old and indulge the combination.

WD Legacy (WD Team Mascot, Player on the Road)

TG Dongchen (Captain of TG Super Play Club, known as ghosts and sorrows)

[This program is broadcast by a readers' committee that does not vote, leave a message, or give a reward, and is often uninspired by the One Moon Support Association]

[Director]: "All camera positions are ready, gaffers, photographers, you come up in a crescent moon!" ”

A waning moon showed a tired smile: "Director, I've just gotten off work, can you let me sleep for a while..."

Director: "You're asleep!" What readers see! Readers raised you with a handful of S and N, did they make you more lazy? ”

A crescent moon: ...

The fourth issue of the "Land God" interview officially began.

1. Please introduce yourself.

So Zong (holding the skull, shy): "Hello everyone, I am a member of the WD team, from Nandu, and I am very happy to come here. ”

Yu Dongchen cocked Erlang's legs: "I am Yu Dongchen, the first handsome in Ancheng." ”

A crescent moon: "Hehe." →_→”

Yu Dongchen: "What, do you have an opinion?" Do you want to go heads-up in King Canyon? ”

A crescent moon: "? (?`^′?)? Don't dare, don't dare, question 2! ”

2. Which of you is above?

So long (naïve): "Do you mean geographical location?" Anseong is located in the north of the southern metropolis. ”

Yu Dongchen (showing a weird smile): "I like him more than me, go deeper!" @##%……&*..”

Director: "Kakaka! 1. Pay attention to the meniscus! Don't lead guests to detours! Salary deduction and salary deduction!! ”

A crescent moon: "It's my fault again?!! ”

3. What is the other party's favorite?

Yu Dongchen: "Skeleton, dissection, me." ”

So he tilted his head and thought for a while: "A man pretends to be a woman." ”

Yu Dongchen stumbled: "Little so indulgence!" Did you misunderstand me? My favorite is you!! ”

Therefore, the baby's face is red.

Only then did a wanyue notice the skeleton in Gu Zong's hand, and was stunned: "This is a real skeleton?!" ”

Therefore: "One hundred and fifty years ago, male skeletons in the Qing Dynasty. ”

A crescent moon fainted, foaming at the mouth.

Director: "Doctor, doctor! Damn, you are so timid in a crescent moon, deduct your salary!! ”

4. When was the first time?

So Zong (holding a skull): "The first time we met?" In Anseong. ”

Yu Dongchen (coughed slightly): "He's still young, I'm going to pick a suitable day, hehehehe..."

A crescent moon: "Watch your saliva, watch your saliva!" Seriously, we're a disciplined talk show! ”

The audience collectively threw tomatoes and eggs...

5. Which part of the other person's body do you like the most?

Yu Dongchen (smile): "Well, this—"

A crescent moon (vigilant): "Stop, stop!" The camera turns to the old longitudinal, so you will answer!! ”

So he tilted his head and thought for a moment: "I like his short beard, which is particularly masculine." ”

Yu Dongchen proudly touched his short beard, showed a rather manly smile, and secretly said in his ear: "Out of the beard, I have other places that are particularly masculine." ”

A crescent moon wiped away the nosebleed, and his eyes glowed golden: "Where?" Uh-huh? ”

So Zong: "Where?" ”

Director: "Kakaka!! Next! One month, you will be deducted from your performance bonus this month! ”

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"100 Questions of the Land God", Issue 4, end

The next episode airs when a crescent moon is uninspired...

Tips: Winter is coming, wear more pants.