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"Come on, let's eat, I'm very confident in my cooking skills." Seeing that I was holding the bread crumbs and staring speechlessly, Princess Wannian seemed to think that I was moved by her sincerity, so she urged.

I tried to pick one up with my thumb and forefinger, rubbed it hard with both fingers, and was shocked to find that it couldn't be broken!

Be sure to teach me this craft of making bread crumbs as hard as diamonds.

Perhaps, this guy's cooking skills may really be god-level, at least I don't think Veras can do it, whether it's in terms of boredom or bad intentions.

"It's rare that you gave such a thoughtful gift, but I don't have anything good to entertain, so let's share it together." I handed my hand back with a smile.

"You are the master, you please first."

"No, no, no, you're a guest, you invite first."

After staring fiercely at each other in mid-air for a while, we said in unison: "Okay, then let's eat together!" ”

That kind of momentum, as if it is about to die together.

Each pinched a grain of bread crumbs and sent it to their mouths, staring at each other with dead eyes, for fear that the other party would cheat, just like that, little by little, into their mouths.

Hmph, I've even seen the diamond powder consommé noodles of the little ghost, and I'm afraid of the little rusks?

I sneered in my heart. Seeing that Princess Wannian stuffed the rusks into her mouth, I was not to be outdone, and stuffed it into my mouth, bit it hard, and exploded, my little universe, diamond stars, break it for me!!

With a pop, I rolled on the ground clutching my teeth.

"A stupid monkey is a stupid monkey, hahaha...... Haw~~~"

A princess who condescendingly laughs like a queen. Have the last laugh. He also covered the corners of his mouth and let out a sad scream.

"Too ...... It's too careless, I originally thought that with this artifact-level body, I could ...... Can ......"

"What the hell did you put in there, you idiot!" I jumped up in anger. Grabbed her shoulders and shook them. It's even harder than a diamond. Is it to add your terrible resentment to it?

"How can you sue the stupid monkey." The princess Wannian, who covered her mouth and had teary eyes, looked very pitiful. Still stubbornly said.

"Alright, alright, you two." The old Tia, who was at peace for ten thousand years, stepped between me and the princess of ten thousand years, separating the two of us.

"It's a celebratory banquet today, so don't make a fuss."

"Celebratory banquet?" I looked at Tia puzzled, what was celebrated, how I hadn't heard of it.

Tia had a look of remorse on her face, "Ah, oops, I accidentally exposed it".

"I seem to smell the smell of conspiracy." Holding the pipe in my mouth, I showed a deep gaze, as if I could read through people's hearts.

Of course, in fact, it is a pity that you can't even see through your clothes.

"This ...... That ......" Tiabi gestured, this and that, and looked at the other girls with a pleading gaze.

The princess of Wannian held her little hands behind her back with a weak face, and turned her head away, and the other girls either shouted in a sinister voice, and went back to the tent to deal with mistakes, or they were cleaning the spotless ground, or they were learning unknown knowledge, or they were pretending to make a light drink and practice swordsmanship.

I said, Sanwu Princess, you are enough, I can endure anything, but you can't! Tear the draft! Tear the draft!

In an instant, Tia's back was pale and petrified, as if flashing these big words, and she tasted the coldness of the world.

"Hey, did everyone arrive so early?" At this moment, a familiar, unexpected voice suddenly sounded.

Looking back, isn't it our bear-man princess, the majestic Martial Emperor Tamoya?

"Bear Tower, Tia, what are you two doing?" Seeing Tia gesturing in front of me, at a loss, she asked curiously.

"That's right, Tia is explaining to me about the celebratory banquet later, afraid that I will make a mistake later." I rolled my eyes and pretended to know everything before Tia, and said casually.

"A celebratory feast? Didn't you say that you were going to prepare it from the bear tower? When was it exposed? "The upright and simple Lord Martial Emperor, there is no doubt about him, blurted out.

The moment she spoke, all the girls looked like they couldn't bear to see.

The smart and clever Lord Martial Emperor immediately reacted, turned his head, and looked at me with dissatisfaction: "Xiong Ta, let me be a bad person." ”

But after a pause, she shook her head: "However, there is indeed something wrong with hiding from you." ”

"It's just, there's nothing to hide about this kind of thing." I nodded repeatedly.

"I discussed it with everyone, and I want to surprise Fan Fan."

Tia explained aggrievedly on the side, and sure enough, it was her idea, and I guessed that among the girls, it was this Hradik girl who loved to make fun.

"I appreciate the kindness, by the way, is it a banquet to celebrate my return?" I touched Tia's head and signaled not to cry, but Tia pounced on her with teeth and claws and pinched her nose.

"Ah, yes, that's it." Princess Wannian, who has been against me, replied unexpectedly honestly, but the next words are not very good.

"To celebrate the arrival of a new species in the camp - the dumbest monkey on the mainland."

"Who is it? Which female monkey is it referring to, the one who wears a white dress and hangs a thin sword? "Not to be outdone, I pretended to be confused and looked around, and my eyes fell on Princess Wannian from time to time.

"Alright, alright, you two." Tia interrupted the tension between me and Princess Wannian again, and interjected.

"It's indeed the same as Fan Fan said, it's a banquet to celebrate your return."

"I see." I clasped my hands to my chest and nodded deeply. Suddenly showed a sad gaze.

"The others are just that, I didn't expect Veras you to learn badly, and you deceive me together, Veras, I misjudged you, I can't stay in this home, I ran away from home, I'm going to go out to wander, don't persuade you to anything."

With that, put on a traveler's old mantle. Wear a cape and hat. Turn around and go.

"Huh...... Huh? I...... Woo~~~ Me too~~~ too......" Veras was startled, and the broom in her hand fell to the ground, and soon her eyes were teary, and she pounced on it regardless of the qiē. Hold your husband.

"I'm sorry. My lord. Please, I'm wrong, don't go. Stay~~~" As he spoke, he raised his dark eyes that were flashing with tears, and on his upright little buttocks, there seemed to be a fluffy puppy tail that was constantly shaking and begging.

Wow, now Veras, it's cute, and under the cloak and hat, I almost got a nosebleed.

The other girls shook their heads helplessly again.

What kind of third-rate family stage comedy is this? Veras is too easy to deceive.

Just when I was satisfied and ready to end the game and comfort my cute and cute puppy Veras, suddenly, an uninvited guest arrived.

"What? Wu boy is running away from home? An extremely exaggerated exclamation rang out, and three figures rushed up with lightning and ghostly momentum, squeezing Veras away and enveloping me.

"It's a good thing to say, every man must have at least one trip of his own in his life, a trip to cleanse his soul and understand life." Ral looked at me with a glittering gaze, pointing into the distance, like a life coach.

I think it's you who need to travel more than ever, Uncle Ral, to start a new life!

"When I talk about traveling, I think of the winter of that year." The big-mouthed Doug suddenly became a sad poet with a scumbag face, and whispered.

"It was a snowy night, and our two brothers, and Brother Laar, fled from Andariel's palace with scars all over their bodies, [only one step away, only one step away from defeating her, bastard], Brother Lal was unwilling to hammer the ground desperately, and the tiger's eyes shed two strings of heroic tears of sadness."

"Big brother, we are already old, even if our hearts are not old, but the body is already old, and the endurance of our youth is no longer ...... Doug said gloomily. ”

"[If we miss this time, our bodies will only get older and older, and there is no chance to challenge again], although I am very unwilling, but I have to admit this fact, heroes are wasted, and the years are not forgiving."

In just a few words, Doug sketched the tragic atmosphere of the failure of the three twilight heroes to challenge Andariel, as if there was really such a thing.

"However, although our bodies are old, our hearts are not dead, and we can't do it, so we put our hopes on the next generation, and at this moment, we heard the faint cry of the baby in the distance, and hurriedly ran in the direction of the sound, and saw a baby boy crying in the wet and dense grass."

"This must be the hope that God has given us, with a white beard on his face, as if he had suddenly aged fifty years old, and his face shone with joy and excitement, as if he had suddenly become ten years younger."

Hey, aren't you still thirty years old?

"The three of us, three pairs of hands, held the baby in the grass high above their heads, and in the pouring rain, a lightning bolt broke through the air and illuminated the baby's face, strange to say, this roaring lightning, even adults should be afraid when they see it, but the baby boy who has been crying, when he saw this lightning, broke his tears and laughed, and even stretched out his immature little hand to grab the lightning."

"Children of Lightning!! Brother Lal yelled excitedly, and we yelled too, although the failure of the three of us plunged the Dark Continent into disappointment and despair, but now, at least a glimmer of hope can be retained. ”

Don't say it, as if the three of you were once the last hope of the Dark Continent.

As if to fulfill our roar, a flash of lightning flashed again in the night sky, and then ...... The baby boy ......" Doug glared angrily, as if something new had happened to the baby known as the child of lightning under this lightning.

"Suddenly you have grown up and become a savior?" I looked at him coldly, and combined my own experience, I guess Doug wanted to make up such a story.

"No, the baby was killed by lightning." Doug shook his head and bowed his head: "It's all because we lifted him too high." Alas~~~"

Everyone: "......"

The coldest joke of the year is definitely this one.

Even their comrades-in-arms Lal and Geef, who have lived and died together for decades, couldn't help but get goosebumps from the cold, and they distanced themselves from Dougla, saying that they didn't know this guy.

"All in all, you guy, hurry up and travel! Travel! Give me back my precious daughter! Ral suddenly spat angrily at me.

"How can you succeed, you unscrupulous father, Sarah I will take good care of it for the rest of my life, and I don't have to worry about you!"

"Take care of a lifetime? You bastard said to take care of it for a lifetime? That's who made my baby daughter cry red all these times! Suddenly Ral grabbed the hem of my shirt with red eyes and shook it desperately. I can't tell whether it's serious or acting.

"But ......," he said abruptly. He patted me on the shoulder, and in my stunned look, he said softly.

"It's good to be back."

After saying that, he ran to Sarah. Selling my father's dignity went.

"Big Brother Lal, this guy. It's pretty cool once in a while. Doug muttered behind his back.

"No wonder you can fool Sister-in-law Lisa." Gev nodded violently.

"Why don't we try it too?"

"How do you try?"

"Fight under the sand at sunset. Finally, he fell down at the same time, looked up at the sky with a blue nose and swollen face, and turned his head. looked at each other and smiled. "I'll build yì on the side, let's follow the hot-blooded routine.

"Sounds good." The two barbarians are seriously considering.

"But what about the audience? You have to have an audience to be attracted. ”

"And, beware of troublemakers." Gerf stared sharply.

"Troublemakers?"

"Sunset, seaside."

"Sunset...... "Suddenly, Doug and I shivered coldly.......

How did I forget these two goods?

Think about it, the two people who are fighting under the sunset beach, swaying the brotherhood of passionate youth, are suddenly robbed of the scene, one is running naked, rushing past the two, not far away, another person is looking forward, taking off his pants and peeing against the sunset of the sea, what will be the situation.

Even if the scene is changed to the morning, there will be people doing morning exercises in an independent posture of the golden rooster on the side.

The peculiar hobby of the sheep and mules and chickens has become so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people that it has turned into a nightmare, and the women of the camp have to be protected by guards when they go to the river to wash their clothes.

Sister Lina, you better think about it again and dump Goult.

Shaking his head sadly, thinking of these three goods, no interest was lost, and Doug and Gev also gave up their plans to pretend to be cool girls.

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, no, before the person arrived, a strong animal breath came to his nose.

"Hahaha, I'll just say it's okay to come early, look, everyone is already there." Gott's classic smirk came over.

"Boss Wise!" Mishan, who re-pulled the trouser chain on with a solemn face, and Khan, who did not forget to practice morning exercises with his hands and feet when walking, made his debut.

"We are—sheep! Mule! Chicken! Brave! He who! Small! Team! ”

"Okay, you can get out." A fireball fell, and three figures flew out, replaced by Sister Lina, who rushed over to this side, hugged her enthusiastically, and touched her head.

"Little Brother Wu, I'm sorry, there have been a lot of things in the past few days, I haven't had time to greet you properly, obviously I finally came back from the hell world, I've heard about it, it's really not easy, it must have been through the hardships of nine deaths and a lifetime."

Choked up, Karina, a hearty and strong eldest sister, couldn't help but wipe the moist corners of her eyes with true feelings.

"That'...... That one...... Lina, I just came back from a trip to hell Oh, really, I didn't lie to you, and I also experienced nine deaths......"

Gort, who was blown to the ground by the fireball, spit out a puff of black smoke, as if he had used his last strength to raise his head, and stretched out his hand tremblingly to this side.

"It's good that you're okay." Sister Lina's hug tightened and threw another fireball in a certain direction.

To the tall gorillas of the kingdom of heaven, on the road to hell, go all the way.

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