Chapter 35: The strongman locks ♂ the man
The moment he pulled out the watering can, Huang Taiyi felt an incredible change in his body, and at the same time, he immediately figured out what strange things had happened.
What day is today? Did the mentally retarded god recite some tongue twister related to the wheel of fortune in his dream? Can this guy dream about anything other than what he eats? It's a feeling of seeing his daughter become a promising father.
No, now is not the time to complain about this.
Early in the morning, the emperor found herself falling rapidly, her arms, legs, and stomach bulging at a very frightening speed, full of fat.
It's really a long experience, and the fat house is actually in an abnormal state...... Well, since the dogs are counted, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with the fat house.
The whole body felt completely wrong, as if it wasn't your own at all, not just stiff or inconvenient, it was almost like not being able to move.
As a superman, the emperor is equivalent to the [natural body] with its own EX rank, although it will not theoretically grow into a superbrother, but according to the testimony of a certain muscle control who likes to disguise himself as a bear, it belongs to the perfect posture of "touching it all day long".
Because of its own attributes, this makes him never experience a body form other than "perfect", even if he becomes a dog, he is a perfect dog with uniform muscles all over his body.
The body of the fat house is 10,000 times more difficult to manipulate than that of a dog.
Besides, there is another situation.
The super special move [Big Draw Knife - Flying Dragon Riding the Clouds] that has just been released is impossible for the emperor to disappear voluntarily because of the fat house.
The shower section of the watering can erupted with a cluster of extremely violent water cannons.
Its length is already more than 100 meters, and it stands to reason that it should form a chopping knife that flows water, well, it stands to reason.
In this world, there are simply many examples of unreasonable cards.
The moves of the pot drawing knife series do not mean that everything is ready after the knife is drawn, of course, the simpler moves may be true, but more moves require precise control to be completed.
After the fat house, the emperor's ability to control the watering can can can be said to have dropped to the bottom line, so the water flow broke out smoothly.
The complete form of [Big Draw Knife - Flying Dragon Riding the Clouds] should be slightly curved, similar to the appearance of a long knife.
It turned out to be spring-like for some reason.
Snort –
The strong current of water also did not hit Yamato, and it deviated a far, far away, spraying directly on the mountain rocks.
If it's just spraying water, that's not too much of a problem.
The water is too fierce, and it is not much different from a real spring, and after being sprayed on the ground, not only will it not dissipate, but it will even continue to bounce.
duang!
"Ahhh
The emperor was embarrassed and held the watering can in both hands and roared loudly.
The fat in the stomach is shaken by the force of the watering can, and it seems to be able to make a duang sound.
Who said this is called Wei 〇 armor! There is no armor at all, okay!
I can't control it, I can only barely get thrown out, and I don't know where it will be bounced next.
How many hangs have you opened in the previous life, and this life will fall to the point of reverse hanging?
The body was trembling.
Every piece of excess fat is shaking in the bounce, a very fresh feeling, but not comfortable, as if your body also has a strong elasticity, as long as you curl up into a ball, you can bounce around on the ground.
Maybe it can be done......
No, can't imagine such a strange thing...... Ah, bounced again.
The current Huang Taiyi, under the power of the water spring, bounces back and forth.
I'm a superhero who lives up to saving the world, and I'm a real superman...... Although the main work is outsourced, today it has been reduced to a situation where you can't even control your body and are very idiots bouncing around on the ground, is this the legendary thirty years referring to the original thirty years of Hexi?
Huang Taiyi has always been proud of his talent for always coming up with cold jokes at critical moments.
"Ahhh
What I've been worried about is going to happen after all.,It's really a fate that can't be escaped.,If you can, I really don't want to use the word fate to describe it.。
It's quite far from the river bank, but the location is still by the river after all, and the power of the water spring is extremely great, and every time it bounces, it has to pop out for hundreds of meters, and it is strange not to fall into the water.
If it's just river water, forget it, the current river water is still covered with the turbidity of the bobcat, which means that it will be directly bounced into the bobcat's body next.
The last thing you want is this, the devil knows what will happen if you fall.
Is there any way to get out of it?
If you can fly......
Hey?
Huang Taiyi suddenly felt that his IQ had been with Si Ming for too long and was pulled down to the same level.
Since the fat house is an abnormal state, it is equivalent to the power that can liberate at least a while, so why do you have to hold the watering can and endure it?
It's incredible, IQ is always offline at critical moments, and the ancients don't deceive me.
I even forgot about the fact that I could fly after liberating a period of power.,It's full of mental retardation.,Sure enough, it's because not only the physical ability has declined after the fat house.,Thinking ability has also declined.。
Since you can fly.
What are you afraid of!
Huang Taiyi tried his best to ignore his body that was difficult to move, condensed the surging true qi in his body, and really easily controlled the rhythm of his body.
If you work hard, you can still do it, no problem at all.
Not being able to control the body does not mean that you cannot control the direction of the true qi in the body, no matter how much fat there is on the body, the position of the meridians will not change much.
Flight!
The true qi that erupted from behind immediately increased the speed of the flight, and the emperor wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to swirl around the bobcat in an attempt to lure it out, but when the fat house state was lifted, he couldn't do it.
"It's coming!"
Before he could get close to the turbid current, Huang Taiyi felt as if there was something about to move under the water, presumably an attack from a water cannon or something.
Because of the mental preparation, I am not too nervous now, after all, the speed of the flight has not reached the limit yet, and if you really fly at the limit speed, you will definitely be able to dodge it.
And so it was.
A thick water cannon erupted from the depths of the turbid current, but the accuracy was so poor that the emperor was so bad that he sighed.
You don't need to accelerate, and you can easily escape from the edge of the water cannon.
"This level of attack ......"
Huang Taiyi was proud, and accidentally said the flag that often bad things.
At this moment, a mutation suddenly appeared, and a pair of thick arms stretched out from the water cannon that seemed to have been shot out, tightly locking Huang Taiyi's neck from behind.
"Meow!"
At the same time, there is also a cat meow that seems to be imitated by the uncle pinching his nose.