Half a month later.

Delivery.

Lan Li leaned against the red lacquer beams, and the green clothes accompanied him, and the room was quiet.

"How long has it been since Wen Po went in?"

"It's been ten minutes."

"Why is there no sound?"

“......”

"For better or worse, make a noise, right?"

"Childe, don't worry, my sister's physique is not an ordinary woman, and giving birth to a child may not be so painful for her...."

"! You don't see how big her belly is? ”

Lan Li glared at her when she heard this,

Seeing this, Green Yi frowned slightly.

Indeed, compared to ordinary pregnant women, Zixuan's belly is like a broken dragon and phoenix fetus, such a big belly, it is indeed a very painful thing for the child to get out of it.

It was painful for both mother and child.

In his previous life, Lan Li had seen too many articles praising maternal love or defining childbirth as a tenth-level pain, so he had a certain fear of female childbirth.

Ordinary women are easy to say, but when the woman who gave birth was replaced by a woman close to him, someone felt anxious.

At such a time, what martial arts and what intelligence are floating clouds.

Lan Li had only one thing on his mind,

Mother and daughter are safe!

However, things often turn out unexpectedly.

Just when someone was so anxious that he left five deep fingerprints on the wall pillar, there was a baby's cry in the delivery room, followed by a shout of relief in the surprise of Wen Po.

"It's a girl!"

'Bang....'

With the strength of the five fingers, there was a big gap in the vermilion stone pillar that Lan Li relied on.

In the next second, Lan Li, who was outside the corridor, had already rushed into the delivery room.

in the room.

Zi Xuan, who was leaning on the head of the bed, was stuffing a small persimmon into her mouth, and when she saw Lan Li rushing in, she waved at him very happily.

On Zixuan's bed, a fleshy little guy waited for her round eyes, dripping and turning, and from time to time rubbing her ass with her equally fleshy little hands, as if she was wondering why the old woman just now wanted to pinch herself.

The scene was very awkward for a while.

"Husband, hug!"

Lan Li: "......"

"Xin'er, look, your father is in."

Little Baby: "??? ”

The corners of Lan Li's mouth twitched, seeing Zixuan eating there heartlessly, like a person who had nothing to do, he really didn't know what to say.

Ignoring someone's expression of reaching out for a hug, Lan Li walked to the edge of the bed, looked at the little baby rolling at the head of the bed, and stretched out his hands to lift her up.

"This is mine.... Child? ”

"Humph!"

"Freshly born?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Then how do you act like you're okay?"

"I told you a long time ago, I don't need to invite any stable woman, I can do it alone!"

One person can do it.....

"Give birth to a child, use a little spell, won't she just come out of the belly?"

Drilled out.....

"Hehehehe, husband, look, isn't this little guy very cute, does it look like someone when he was a child?"

Lan Li: "......"

God is so cute! The little guy in his arms weighed more than ten pounds, and his eyes were as wide as two lanterns, as if he had just been born!!

What the hell is this?

Shocked by the reality in front of him, someone only felt that he was so excited that he didn't know what to say.

Seeing that Lan Li didn't let go of his meaning, he happily used his little hand to break Lan Li's palm holding him.

Not to mention, the little guy is quite strong.

It is estimated that they have the strength of ordinary adults.

As for the result, it was naturally unmoved.

Aggrieved, she pouted her mouth, and hit Lan Li's head with her teeth and claws.

Lan Li: "......"

Zixuan: "Hahahaha, husband, let go of her, she will be very uncomfortable if you hold her like this." ”

"Uh....."

"Come to Xin'er, come to my mother's side."

The little guy who broke free from Lan Li's hands rolled and crawled to the bed, and 'along the way' was just like her mother, silly and endless.

With this posture, the forehead of the stable woman on the side was sweating.

Scold in your heart!

'My dear, what am I doing?' How can this be born to climb, I'm afraid it didn't give birth to a monster!

Finished! I'm afraid that I won't get the reward if I don't get this job, and I'll put my life into it.....

When I thought of this, Wen Po was so sad that her heart was dead, and her mind was full of 'the scandal of the master's family was exposed', 'the black-hearted master killed people and destroyed his mouth', and 'the three hundred and twenty-seven Wen Po who died in the delivery room in those years'.....

Well, she thinks too much.

Lan Li, who felt that she had been deceived, had no time to deal with her at all.

"Green."

"The slave is here."

"Go and take Wen Po and get a hundred taels of silver."

"Whoa."

Hearing Lan Li's words, Green Yi walked out of the bedroom with a frightened expression, as for whether she needed to change the bed or anything..... The bed was clean, not even a trace of blood or filth, was there anything that needed to be replaced?

Wait until the two of them are out.

In the room, Lan Li took a deep breath, walked slowly to the bed, and picked up the little baby who was picking up the edge of the bed on the ground.

Then, he himself sat on the bed and took Zixuan into his arms.

"Thank you for your hard work..."

Zixuan blinked, then looked at the little guy who was pushing him on Lan Li's leg with a smile:

"Husband, you're so strange!"

"Huh?"

"Give birth to a child, why do you look nervous, make everyone nervous."

"Uh....."

"Our Nuwa clan is different from you, the child can roll in the grass as soon as she is born, and if her parents are not there, she can still find food to feed herself.

As long as you are not very unlucky, you can live to adulthood in good health! ”

Blue Rite "......"

Could it really be that he had some misconceptions about 'babies'?

Or was he bewitched by Zixuan's weak appearance?

Well, it's not unreasonable.

Species of oviparous organisms, such as snakes, lizards, and fish, are born to feed on their own.

Only mammals, like humans, are very vulnerable during the newborn period.

So. 168

Humans have evolved for so many years and have become the overlords of the world, what have they evolved?

You have three meals a day, and if you don't eat, you won't have the strength.

I have to sleep every day, and if I don't sleep, I don't have energy.

You have to have oxygen to survive, but what if one day, the oxygen is gone?

Direct genocide?

Three meals a day are time-consuming and laborious, and sleep directly wastes one-third of your time.

Hasn't anyone thought about this for countless years?

As the overlord of the world, what is left of humanity other than learning to use foreign objects!!

Over the years, in addition to the fact that human beings have become much smarter, the rest of what they have evolved is to 'evolve' their own creations, right?

A cold, fever, and runny nose can kill people, and a random infectious disease can kill a large number of people, why train so many scientists to come out, and can't let human beings themselves evolve with it?

Not to mention the ability to gain abilities, but about such powerful defects as eating and sleeping, is it possible that no one wants to improve it?

I don't know what those scientists are afraid of!!

......

......

For other higher lifeforms, human beings are indeed inferior to other higher life forms.

For the Nuwa family, there are actually no weaknesses such as physical weakness during pregnancy cycles and physical weakness during the birth period.

Although compared to them as adults, they are indeed very weak in infancy.

But compared to other species, babies can catch rabbits in the grass one day after birth, run all over the streets in ten days, give birth to jackals, tigers and leopards at the age of three, and after the age of five.... They will be able to awaken the innate spells!!

Compared to other species, the Nuwa clan is really a very strong race.

And what made Lan Li even more speechless was that this little guy was born and could eat meat......

It's not that you can't drink milk, but if you only drink milk, the little one will feel hungry! I'm going to cry when I'm hungry!

In other words, milk is not a necessity, meat and grains are the first source of her energy.

Although the energy contained in Zixuan's milk is even larger, to her, it seems that she is not full.

Therefore, in the next few days, as soon as the Lan family opened the meal, they could see a fat little doll crawling on the dinner table, and she was full of greasy, and she picked up a big pig's head and gnawed it indiscriminately in a hurry, not afraid of her bad stomach or indigestion at all.

The eating appearance is extremely cruel!

And the other people at the dinner table, except for Zixuan, everyone was moved and stunned by the performance of the Lan family's newborn 'little princess'.

Have you ever seen a baby who had the strength to tear his rag doll to shreds on the first day of life?

Have you ever seen a five-day-old baby who can crawl all over the yard chasing cats and dogs, and from time to time make a 'big jump', fly directly up to the branch and catch a bird and stuff it into his mouth?

Not to mention that a baby, as soon as it is born, can eat almost the same food as its own weight every day!

The only advantage may be that this little doll is smarter, and after being taught by Zixuan not to defecate in the open, she learned how to use the toilet......

Seven days after Lan Xin'er was born, messages began to spread throughout Emperor Wu City, saying that the city housewife was pregnant for four years and finally gave birth to a monster.

Monster.

Magic Star.

Reincarnation of the Heavenly Demon!

Anyway, no matter what, the people in Emperor Martial Emperor City are not willing to treat the little guy as their own kind!

This made Lan Li very distressed for a while.

I'm so worried about whether to let those rumormongers keep their mouths shut forever.

Why was the Demon Star reincarnated?

How did you become a youkai?

My daughter! How cute!

Lan Li, who was thinking like this in his heart, looked at the little girl who was pouring ink into his mouth on his calligraphy desk, and only felt that his heart was twitching.

snatched the ink tray from the little girl's hand, Lan Li looked at the black in the little girl's mouth, and couldn't help but stare and said:

"This thing is not for drinking!"

When Lan Xin'er heard this, she didn't know if she understood it, so she made a stupid look at Lan Li anyway.

Seeing Lan Li reaching out to himself, he also waved his little fist, beating vigorously.

"Smack!"

slapped her girl's buttocks, and seeing that the little girl was still fluttering there, and spit out some ink from time to time in her mouth, Lan Li only felt that her head was hot.

Well, this little girl is born with a strong physique, and she has the foundation left by Lan Li and Zixuan, she just poured crane top red into her mouth, and she couldn't drink her, and the ink was useless.

But that's not how the key kids are taught!

Not to mention anything else, whose child do you see, and you want to compare with her father twice when it's okay?

It's not a full moon yet!

If she grows up, will it be worth it?

'Poof....'

It seems that he was slapped hard by Lan Li, resisted the useless little girl, and directly released a stink at him.

Lan Li's movements froze.

Carrying the clothes on the back of the little girl's neck to her eyes, Lan Li had a cold face, and the little girl had a look of resentment.

The father and daughter stared at each other with big eyes facing each other, and no one was convinced of anyone anyway!

"Wow, ahhhh

"Speak human words!"

"Wow! Wow wow! ”

"I won't say I'll beat you up today!"

"Wow wow wow wow wow! tui！ ”

It seemed that she was forced by Lan Li to be in a hurry, and the little girl who couldn't speak spit directly at Lan Li.

Although it was in mid-air, it was blocked by Lan Li's body protection true qi.

But Lan Li is still angry!

'What the hell am I going to do?' ’

Pinch your face and pull it to the sides.

'Is this little thing really born by me?' ’

Snap, the rebounded flesh directly stunned the little girl.

With such a little ancestor here, Lan Li doesn't want to work today.

casually hung this girl on her shoulder, and didn't care that she was pulling her hair vigorously, Lan Li went out like crazy.

"Green! The man in green! ”

In the corridor and pavilion, all the passers-by lowered their heads, not daring to look at the disheveled appearance of their son-in-law.

"What about the man in green? Where did you go? ”

Grabbing a passing maid, Lan Li asked with red eyes.

"Back to Gongzi's words, the second lady... The second lady seems to have accompanied the woman out shopping....."

The little girl said this tremblingly, her super cowardly appearance, Lan Xin'er sitting on Lan Li's shoulder was stupidly happy.

"They're out shopping?" Lan Li's brows furrowed when he heard this.

"It's... Yes. ”

"Okay, when they get back, tell them to come to the backyard to find me!"

"Slave... The slave knows..."

"Go ahead!"

After speaking, Lan Li let go of the girl's wrist and walked to the backyard with her precious girl.

And behind him.

When the maidservant saw that the little girl sitting on his shoulder was actually waving at her, her face turned pale for a moment, and her body began to tremble.

Look at Lan Xin'er's pitch-black mouth and nose because she drank ink, and then look at her murderous appearance when she tore Lan Li's hair.......

"Sure enough, the eldest woman just gave birth to a monster, whose baby has just been born, and it will grow like this......"

At this time, Lan Xin'er, in the eyes of the maidservant, is tantamount to the reincarnation of a demon!

It's still the kind that eats people......

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