Chapter 133: Shoot in the face
Outside a suburban cabin,
Ryan lay on the massage chair he bought from the mall, quietly looking at the white clouds slowly drifting in the sky.
He's not looking at the scenery, he's waiting for someone.
Next to him,
Wade did the same, bringing in a chaise longue, with his feet crossed and swinging one foot in a binding.
And in the cabin between them, there was a large bottle of milk and a large bottle of Bingkolo.
After a long while, Wade couldn't help but be a little curious: "What the hell are you looking at?" ”
They had been lying outside since the morning, probably for two or three hours.
Ryan didn't answer, but still stared at Bai Yun and asked, "Do you know what the slowest moving institution in the world is?" ”
"New York PD?"
Wade said without hesitation.
"It's not." Ryan shook his head, "It's Hong Kong PD." ”
New York PD generally rushes to the scene when the bad guys are ready to escape;
As for the Hong Kong PD, that's very powerful,
They all wait until the bad guy finishes doing the bad thing, then runs away for a while, and finally gets caught by others, and then drives the police car over and escorts the bad guy away.
While preserving his own police force,
It also achieves the purpose of punishing crimes,
It's the safest city in the world.
"So you're waiting for the Hong Kong PD?" Wade is even more curious, when did the Hong Kong PD reach out to New York?
"No, I'm waiting for the world PD." Ryan reached out and rubbed his face.
Ever since they successfully took out the nine-headed "pyramid scheme" den yesterday, he has been waiting for the reaction of S.H.I.E.L.D.
He knew if Ward had reported what he had done during this time, and he didn't know what S.H.I.E.L.D. would think about it.
But
Regardless of the outcome, Ryan genuinely feels that he doesn't care so much now, and he even has the leisure to lie on the massage chair and taste his milk carefully.
It's not like when he just crossed over, just the pursuit of two unknown forces can scare him enough, and he even hid and tossed for a while.
This is the benefit of the improvement of strength,
Maybe it's also because I'm used to my current identity, but in the final analysis, it's because of my current strength that I have this confidence.
It's been almost a year since I crossed over,
Although it seems that he has been fighting with ordinary people, Ryan is not slow to improve his strength.
several times the physical fitness of ordinary people's limits,
A fancy hand and the magic of cards used,
The Q-bomb is changeable and can also save Zack's body,
Li Qing's leg method, which can run and fight.
Although the physical fitness is relatively average on the books, and there are not many abilities obtained, when all this is concentrated in the same person, it is not the effect of one plus one equaling two.
at least
It also has to be the effect of one plus one plus one plus one equals four!
And now he has also researched a new way to improve his strength, that is, to directly participate in various major events or influential events.
Because this kind of thing is generally more widely involved, and the number of people involved is relatively large, the most critical point is that in this kind of thing, no matter what he does, there will be two kinds of feedback.
If the positive party is happy, he will gain happiness points; If the opponent is happy, he will also be able to gain happiness points; And if both parties are happy, then he can directly get double the happiness.
For example, this incident,
After he killed Ward and Killian, he could see that his happiness was steadily increasing even when he was lying on the massage chair, and based on his previous experience,
This speed is generally double the speed of happiness, and it is estimated that the insiders on the S.H.I.E.L.D. side are happy because the forklift has a mole, while the insiders of the other factions on the nine-headed side are happy about losing one less competitor.
Just when the two developing bodies were already a little sleepy, a small black dot finally appeared in the blue sky and white clouds, and it quickly grew larger in the field of vision of the two.
"Here they are."
Wade sat up, one hand subconsciously touching his crotch, his gun hidden in that position.
"Don't panic."
Ryan was still lying on the massage chair, and his whole body was almost sunk in, and this feeling of wrapping made him feel very comfortable.
Adults always say that it's best for children not to always lie on soft things when they are developing, but Ryan thinks this statement is complete.
It's just like a child eating fish roe to reduce IQ, or eating earwax will become dumb, it's all nonsense, and it's probably used to bluff people for fun.
If you don't believe me, you can just find someone around you to feed you a mouthful of earwax and try it.
If he scolds you directly, it proves that this sentence is, but if he directly hits you, there is a high probability that he has really become a dumb person.
"Let's make a code."
Ryan turned to Wade sideways and said:
"If I take a sip of milk later, I'll prove that it's fine, but if I take a sip of Bingkolo, you'll pull out your gun right away."
"No problem."
After Ryan gave himself waves of excitement and consternation, even Wade himself didn't notice the change in his subconscious attitude towards Ryan.
S.H.I.E.L.D. didn't make them wait long this time,
There was no further display of the high-tech technology on their plane, and the black Kun fighter plane landed directly next to the cabin.
When the cabin opened, Hank walked out slowly, still in the same mixed manner, and there was no trace of training in his steps.
When he saw the two children sitting on the recliner, Hank's footsteps paused obviously, and there was a trace of confusion on his face, and the boiled egg asked him to come over to Ryan to understand the situation.
But he didn't tell him that Ryan had two more children in the family, and he didn't show him any satellite photos of the scene.
At this moment,
He saw one of the white-looking and somewhat familiar children pick up a large bottle of milk on the table next to him, and take a big sip.
The other, slightly older-looking child, quickly pulled his hand out of his pants.
"Ahem..."
Hank walked over a little embarrassed,
His gaze stayed on Ryan's face for a moment, and he said:
"Where's your family?"
“???”
Ryan hugged the bottle with a question mark on his face.
"Ryan Gosling, is he your uncle or your uncle?"
Hank touched his stubbled chin with his hand and said to himself, "Are you his illegitimate son?" ”
"Poof..."
As soon as the words fell,
Hank suddenly noticed that a white liquid was squirting out of the child's mouth, and it was shooting straight at his face.