Saul had a dream in which he was resting on a large warm and soft bed, and his queen mother was sitting next to him and looking at him lovingly, as if everything had gone back to his childhood.

But suddenly, the mother who lovingly looked at him turned into his cruel and murderous sister, Hela, the goddess of death, only to see Hela sneer at him, and the soft and warm bed instantly turned into a giant python!

And no matter how panicked he struggled, he could only watch the giant python entangle itself inside, round after circle... It wasn't until he felt that the bones in his whole body were creaking and moaning, and he was getting more and more out of breath, that the huge snake head bit at him violently!

"Ahh

Thor woke up suddenly, and broke out in a cold sweat!

After confirming that he was just dreaming, he subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.

But all of a sudden, he realized that the bones in his body were really creaking, and he really started to have trouble breathing.

What happened?

Thor finally turned around and glanced to the side, only to find that in addition to him, there was a huge green figure sleeping sweetly on the bed!

And I don't know what this huge green figure dreamed about, at this time, a thick thigh was pressing on his body, and at the same time, two huge arms thicker than his waist held him in his arms.

If you were an ordinary person, let alone insist on sleeping all night, it is estimated that you will be strangled to death by strangulation of the bones of your whole body in just a few seconds!

"Hao... Gram! Hulk! ”

With a blushing face and nowhere to break free, Thor screams Hulk's name with difficulty, hoping to wake him up.

Otherwise, if he continues like this, he may really be strangled to death by Hulk.

But Hulk slept soundly, and he couldn't wake him up when he was woken up just now, and now this sound is no different from a mosquito calling.

Then I don't know if it's uncomfortable to sleep, Hulk turned over and pressed Thor directly under him...

Thor feels like he's going crazy!

He didn't want to provoke Hulk, but now there's nothing he can do, it's a big deal to fight again!

So he gathered the power of thunder on his right foot, and then kicked it towards an unknown part!

"Roar!!

The sleeping Hulk was awakened in an instant! No, it should be said that the vulnerable part was woken up by a heavy blow!

When he woke up, Hulk clutched his crotch and began to run wild, and the specially built sturdy bed was the first to suffer, and two punches were crushed.

Thor, on the other hand, saw the time, dodged with a roll, and then hid behind a pillar and waited for the Hulk to calm down.

Hulk in a state of rage, no one can stop it, and no one dares to stop it!

What's more, this is not the earth, nor is it Asgard, if you want to smash it, you don't have to pay for it anyway.

So the rampage Hulk shook a mosaic and smashed everything in the room that could and couldn't be smashed with red eyes!

It wasn't until the pain subsided and he was almost done venting that Hulk gradually stopped, gasping for breath and sitting on the smashed bed.

And watching Hulk gradually calm down, no longer rampage, it is impossible to hide behind the pillar all the time, Thor quietly showed his head, showed a foolish smile at Hulk, and said, "Hey! Good morning, we... It's all right. ”

"Hao! Gram! ”

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! ... You almost strangled me just now, I really couldn't wake you up, so I chose a more violent way, believe me, I won't hurt you again. ”

Seeing that Hulk suddenly stood up, and his eyes were bloodshot again, Thor hurriedly ran out and stretched out his hand to explain.

However, Hulk, who stood up face to face, had to be mosaiced, so Thor felt a little spicy, and said bluntly: "You're a little too revealing now, you can see it at a glance, put on your pants and let's have a good talk, okay?" ”

Thor turned his head to the side, feeling like this image would linger forever, it was a nightmare!

Hulk, on the other hand, was just dressed roughly, and after glaring at Thor viciously, he ripped off the sheet and wrapped it around his waist.

Thank God!

That mosaic is finally blocked!

"Hey, big guy, listen. We're going to get out of here together, this place is so bad, you're going to love Asgard, it's magnificent, it's splendid, it's radiant. ”

"Thor, go. Hulk, stay. ”

Hulk snorted unhappily and turned his head.

"No, no, no, my people are waiting for me to go back, back to Asgard, and we must stop Ragnarok."

"Ragnarok?" Hulk grabbed a fruit that looked like a gourd from the side, and said as he took a bite of it.

"It's the prophesied end, the end of the world, there will be no return, and my home will be completely destroyed!" Thor explained as best he could.

But at this time, Hulk yawned loudly, clearly not interested in the Ragnarok that he said could destroy Asgard.

Thor had no choice but to come up with an agreement that he thought might get Hulk to agree.

"If you help me get back to Asgard, I'll help you get back to Earth, how about that?"

"Earth hates the Hulk, and the Hulk doesn't go back." However, Hulk is not stupid at all, and directly rejects Thor's offer.

Indeed, on Saka he is a national icon, and everyone loves him and worships him!

But what about when you return to Earth?

All are afraid of Him, afraid of Him, hostile to Him, against Him!

In this case, even a fool knows how to choose!

So Saul was anxious, "How could it be! Earth loves Hulk, and everyone loves Hulk! And you are a member of the Avengers, our comrades-in-arms, and friends should help each other, right? ”

Thor was almost moved by what he said, but Hulk's IQ exploded, and he said bluntly: "You're Banner's friend, not Hulk's friend." ”

Thor choked up, but reacted immediately and began to babble nonsense, "I'm not Banner's friend, I like Hulk more than Banner!" I don't like that weak chicken at all, you know, he's a mathematician? Or what home... I hate the kind of thing that makes people dizzy at first glance! ”

However, no matter what Thor says, Hulk is not fooled, saying "Thor goes, Hulk stays." "Just let him be helpless.

So for some reason, the two scolded each other.

"You big, green, stupid idiot!"

"Thor, weak chicken."

"Ha, don't forget, I won that game, not you!"

"Hulk let Thor. Thor, weak chicken. ”

"You let me? Haha, that's funny! ”