Chapter 153: The Night of the Strange Thief Dance
What is the current situation?
Huang Taiyi's head is still in the stage of not being very sober.
The lost stamina is rapidly recovering, and it is simply the extent that the recovery medicine is knocked in the game.
No matter how stupid you are, you should understand that something must have happened?
Where is it?
White world.
It's pure white, and you can't tell the difference between up and down, left and right, but it does have a solid feeling of lying on something.
As soon as the emperor got up, he saw Si Ming scratching his head and smirking not far ahead.
Was it saved by this guy?
"Ahaha...... What's that...... It's been a long time, hasn't it been about three days...... That doesn't seem like a long time? ”
It is undeniable that Si Ming's shiny and shiny eyes are quite cute, to be honest, I can't see the cute or stupid attributes, it is a very orthodox beautiful girl protagonist type.
Could it be that in the consciousness of the mentally retarded, the speed of time is different from that of ordinary people?
"GodTM for about three days, what strange misunderstanding do you have about the word time? I don't dare to call it an error! The fraction of the error is tens of thousands of years, I said, this god! ”
The emperor's first reaction was to endure the headache and complain.
This...... This nostalgic feeling!
It's like going abroad to endure a Western-style breakfast for two or three years and suddenly discovering that there are fritters and tofu brains to eat today! The soul has been sublimated.
Human beings are really creatures that can't leave spitting.
Well, so is Superman.
"Huh?"
The smile on Si Ming's face froze.
It's here!
It looks like I'm thinking, but it's actually an empty expression! It's called dementia .jpg for short!
Is the so-called god a kind of work that can be done as long as you can write your own name?
"If you complain violently, please wait, okay? Can anyone say what the situation is now? It's very unsettling to make it look like we've all gone to heaven. ”
Mephistopheles approached unusually calmly, as if she hadn't been seen yet.
"Explain, please."
The emperor gestured to the order.
"Total ...... All in all, it's totally okay now! Hahaha......"
Si Ming was stabbed back again and again by the powerful gaze of the two people.
"The process of explanation is completely omitted, which is worthy of Sister Si Ming's style."
Mephistopheles spread her hands as if she had resigned herself to her fate, showing that she had not had any hope from the beginning.
Is it true that as long as there is no hope, there will be no despair?
"Hey! Don't just omit it! At least you explain one thing to me! ”
Huang Taiyi was now full of strength, and he rushed up with an arrow step and pressed Si Ming's shoulder.
"Yikes! I'm not very good at numerical crunching! ”
"What does it have to do with numerical calculations! What kind of form did you, me, and Mephistopheles appear in this world, should they just replace the original people! ”
This is something that Huang Taiyi is super concerned about.
It doesn't seem like that's the case, but if you don't explain it properly, it's hard to let go.
"What, I was worried about such a trivial matter, and I thought I was going to figure out the time...... Don't fight! I use the power of fate to connect you and me, that is to say, the fact that the two of you will appear in this world is already an unavoidable part of fate, and there is no substitute for it, because no matter what turn of events happens, the ending is destined to meet us. ”
Si Ming squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, and explained everything at a super fast speed.
"It seems understandable, but if we leave, won't there be fewer people in this world? I'm nothing, my big brother's parents will probably be sad. “
Mephistopheles pretended to wipe her tears.
"No, no, no, definitely not sad."
The Emperor replied categorically.
"It's okay, after we leave, the world will be repaired from a certain point, simply put, it will be repaired to a state that we have never been here, and what will happen after that is beyond my control."
Si Ming basically did not show mental retardation in matters related to his work, which is commendable, but if he really can't even do his job well, he probably won't have this god's job.
"Go back, do you have any eyebrows about the strange thief?"
Huang Taiyi asked casually.
"I didn't ...... No, because it's been ...... Hahaha...... Even the power was stolen...... No, it's not because I didn't pay attention, after all, you think, it's fun to play games, and you can't care about anything else......"
Large beads of sweat began to appear on Si Ming's face, and he looked at him left and right.
In other words, it's a big deal, right?
It is long overdue to think that it is destined to be so.
"There's really no way to do it, Sister Si Ming, but it doesn't matter, anyway, the team has been reassembled, and according to the convention, even if you don't take the initiative to trigger the plot, it will definitely be forced."
Mephistopheles seemed super happy for some reason.
Maybe it's because of Si Ming's awakening.
"And also got the strongest sword in the village."
Huang Taiyi condensed his consciousness in the center of his eyebrows, and his right hand immediately grasped the handle of the watering can.
It has become a summon-type weapon, so you don't have to worry about being found or lost, and it doesn't seem to be limited by any power.
"Well, go back."
Si Ming's fingertips traced a meteor-like trajectory in the air.
The pure white world then fell apart.
Before disappearing, he heard a sentence from Si Ming's supplementary explanation.
Can't you just bring important information to the front?
……
"Wow!"
As soon as the emperor opened his eyes, he found that there was a mess around him.
But it's not quite the same as in my memory, it should still be in front of the museum, and the big pit can still be vaguely seen in its original appearance.
Si Ming, squad leader, Mephistopheles, as well as Ning Anping and Wei Wu, were all nearby.
The toddler group was nowhere to be found.
"Huh? Could it be ...... Are we saved? What earth-shattering things have you done? ”
Ning Anping touched his face in shock, still a little disbelieving.
"It worked."
The squad leader calmly pushed down the frame.
"Looks like the calculation is correct."
There was not the slightest joy on Wei Wu's face.
"Is this even in your calculations? Strange thieves. ”
Huang Taiyi interjected very naturally.
Mephistopheles and the squad leader took a step in different directions, and the squad leader even dropped his hand on the transformer in the bag on his waist, and the three formed an outflanking lineup.
Only Si Ming and Ning Anping, who had not yet reacted, were in a daze.
"It turned out to have been exposed, I thought that after acting in that scene, I would clear my suspicion, I'm really ashamed."
Wei Wu's face turned a page as if by magic, and the pleasant and sly smile had completely shuffled his temperament.
"In order to clear the suspicion, you first disguised yourself as a victim, this is a very classic example, and you know a little too much about the strange thief, and when you drink a drink, you will inadvertently choose chili juice that ordinary people will never drink, and oh, as the initiator of this accident, I think you must want to observe in the nearest place, although you don't know your true intentions yet."
Mephistopheles held up her fingers, just as she counts your sins.
"Hmm...... Yes, I'm a little excited because I've experienced some things for the first time, and I'm a little carried away, but judging by your tone, you seem to have more conclusive evidence, can you show it to me as a monster thief? ”
Wei Wu, whose personality had completely changed into the form of a strange thief, bowed his head politely.
"Well...... You probably won't believe this kind of thing. ”
The emperor smiled awkwardly but politely, not wanting to speak.
"It's an oracle, oh, we hear God's voice, that's it."
Mephistopheles pointed to the sky and deftly brushed the topic over.
In fact, it was Si Ming who said it, the sentence she almost forgot before the world collapsed.
This kind of spoiler should be said to be very reliable, much more powerful than the uncle's party, a real official spoiler.
"I see, I did make full preparations before this, but I didn't expect that I still couldn't estimate the power of God, this is my mistake, it turns out that the goddess already knows everything."
When Wei Wu said this, his eyes were not directed towards anyone, but every word seemed to point to Si Ming.
"What do you mean!"
Unexpectedly, Wei Wu not only knew the fact of the existence of the gods, but also seemed to know the identity of Si Ming, and the vigilance of Huang Taiyi against him had been raised to the maximum.
"It's not interesting, it's just a feeling about the smallness and narrowness of being a human being, and if we can get rid of these indifferent things, human beings should also have real changes."
Wei Wu didn't plan to continue this topic, and he didn't want to reveal Si Ming's identity on the spot.
"Of course, because your CV is super expensive, I'm sure you're a monster thief."
Si Ming puffed up his chest arrogantly, indulging in his own "wisdom".
"Stupid ......"
As soon as the emperor was about to shout, he was immediately covered by Mephistopheles.
This idiot has exposed himself!
And what's the answer just now! Isn't it right in every sense!
"What?"
Wei Wu looked surprised, and the smile on his face was diluted a lot.
"Can't hide it from me, your voice is so good, the CV in it must be God 〇 Hiroshi, do you understand the super big name? Compared to the Ah Tai, which is simply a Volkswagen CV, I don't know how high it is. Mephistopheles's sister's Lolita voice is not difficult at all.,Although the super handsome big brother over there is also suspicious, but the voice of the hot-blooded uncle is not popular at all now.,The squad leader must be the final boss.,Of course it won't appear in this kind of plot...... Why are you looking at me like that? ”
With different meanings, his eyes were now all focused on Si Ming.
The squad leader's gaze was obviously murderous.
It's the final boss level, yes.
"That...... This is the real world, and the human voice is not made by CV...... And I protest against your statement, I feel like Ishikawa's voice is a bit like Ishikawa's. ”
Huang Taiyi finally organized what he could say.
"Scared!"
Si Ming was so shocked that he covered his mouth with his hands, and he was too shocked to speak.
Silent.
I'm even shocked by this!
Is there any chance of saving this IQ?
"Huhu...... Hahaha...... It's such a stupid reason...... Hahahaha...... I actually confessed it myself...... Interesting, with you you can really encounter interesting things everywhere, then there will be a period later! I've got what I really want to steal anyway! It depends on the situation and will help you! ”
"Stop!"
Huang Taiyi and Mephistopheles' stoppers were a step slower.
The figure of the strange thief seemed to melt into the air, and at the same time, colorful flowers* exploded around him.
After calming down, the shadow of the strange thief was no longer visible.
"Don't move!"
Like all the cops in the movie who only have a sense of presence at the end, a large number of people come from all directions, forming a perfect encirclement.
“…… Each of you is suspected of being a thief, follow me back to the police station. ”
Uncle Balabala, who seemed to be a very capable policeman, announced with a straight face after a while.
Got caught up in unexpected trouble.