The world of adults is painful.

There are many things I don't want to do, but I have to force myself to do them.

Compared with.

When children don't want to do their homework, their parents will take out their whips and teach you how to behave.

Ahem, that's a sad story.

As a minor.

Lan Li, who felt that he was forever seventeen years old, didn't want to deal with the fat-headed and big-eared guy in front of him.

He was dressed in gold and silver, and wore a scarlet hanger on the outside.

The already greasy hand also grabbed an even greasy chicken butt.....

Is this a prince?

If the princes of the Southern Song Dynasty ate like this, then it is really not unjust to die!

At a dinner party, Lan Li didn't say much.

Accompany the fat prince, and cater to it from time to time.

Then he looked at Fu Lu, a treacherous old dog, where he was talking to a royal retainer with a face full of flesh folds.

Well.

Should I say that I am not a retainer of the prince's mansion?

This appearance is similar to that of the fat prince after being pumped 200 catties of fat.

"Come on, eat more."

"Well, it's delicious, it's delicious."

"Delicious, right?"

Looking at the fat prince who was eating and drinking, Lan Li smiled:

"The crispy chicken in my Xiangyang Full Moon Building can be a must, but you can't eat it anywhere else.

These are all selected hens who lay eggs, and they stuffed their own spices and fruits into the openings and fed them to....

Stewed in ginseng soup to taste....

Take the essential oil three fried and three flat....

Only this one crispy chicken comes out of one oven.

It takes enough steps to keep a cook busy for eight hours..."

There was no stubble chatting, and most of Lan Li's eyes were focused on the folds of his face at the lower position.

His name is Wang Boyan!

For this name, Lan Li can be said to be memorable.

As for the reason?

Mainly when Lan Li was in college, when he discussed with his roommates about 'laziness if he is not strict in teaching', he used this as a prototype to discuss.

In the end, the two came to a unanimous conclusion.

The roots are crooked.

No matter how well you teach, the fruit you get is still deformed......

Lan Li wasn't curious about why this guy came to Xiangyang City, and he wasn't curious about why the other party was by the side of the fat prince.

This can be said to be a custom of the Southern Song Dynasty.

He wondered why the old dog hadn't died yet!

"1069 to ....

Forget it, there's a fart for calculating these, this history even has the 'Shenyi' era name come out.

It's better to dwell on these useless things..."

"That's it! It's useless to think about that, it's better to eat more if you have time, hahaha. ”

At the end of Lan Li's words, his voice was not stopped, and he was listened to by the fat prince on the side.

Holding the crispy chicken in his hand, the fat prince laughed with a mouth full of chicken:

"Liqing, this chicken is delicious.

When the lonely king leaves in a few days, help the lonely king bring ten to eat on the road! ”

"Certainly, I'll call the cook later, and let him go back to Linjiang with you....."

With a response, Lan Li rolled her eyes in her heart.

This is really a pig!

When I first met, Lan Li still suspected that the thing in front of him was a black-hearted guy.

Can be a meal down.

He was already convinced.

This thing is indeed a piece of scrap!

Since he was a child, he was raised as a pig, and he had an elder brother on his head, and he was the product of Zhao Gou and the palace maid's one-night romance.

What makes Lan Li feel that he is in a groove is that this product is illiterate!!

As a royal family, it was still in the Southern Song Dynasty, a dynasty where literature was prevalent.

The fat prince is illiterate!!

It can be said that in addition to having a good father, Lan Li was stunned because he didn't see the slightest advantage from him.....

"So good!

Hearing the word 'cook', the fat prince slapped his thigh, and his eyes couldn't see the gap with his smiling eyes:

"Beloved son-in-law, let me tell you, as far as the cooks in Wang Fuli are concerned, they are all goods that should be killed.

Just take the round of food, at the end of the day, my Yanwang Mansion has forty-nine taels of silver every day.

The result?

Their group of bastards who should be killed, every day they brought me some white cabbage.

The whole table of dishes is like feeding sheep!

Do you think it's for people to eat?

When it comes to them, others are not happy to hear them.

Nagging me every day, and saying that it is for my good!

Ay....

The lonely king has had a hard time....."

"The prince's body... Healthy, it's time to adjust your diet less...."

With a stiff face and a smile, Lan Li responded.

Then he pulled his hand out without leaving a trace.

Loving son-in-law?

Love your whole family's watermelon peel!

I don't want to hear this Lan Li again in my life.....

The previous one dared to call him like that, but now the bones and scum can't be seen!

Do you want to learn about it?

Thinking about it, this prince, who weighs nearly three hundred, what a 'sign' the daughter he gave birth to......

Lan Li feels like she is about to have a psychological shadow!

Chaotic thoughts flashed in his heart, and Lan Li turned his head and glared at Fu Lu fiercely.

Not done yet?

If it's not over, I'll pick your dog skin tonight!

Seeing this, Fu Lu, who was chatting with Wang Boyan, turned his head and smiled at Lan Li.

Subsequently, he continued to chat with Wang Boyan.

Looking at the appearance of the two, it is clear that it is a kind of friendship between confidants!

For this meal, Lan Li ate for four hours.

From the beginning of the day to the dark, it was late until the middle of the night.

When the banquet was over, the family dog was too lazy to bark.

In the study.

In front of Lan Li, Fu Lu, who had just sent people away, looked happy.

"Tell me, what did you all talk about.....

Lying on the table, Lan Li looked tired.

I'm sleepy, but I still have to finish what needs to be done today.

There's more to attend to tomorrow.......

"Childe, our Lan family's glass business, I'm afraid we won't be able to do it..."

"Oh, being targeted?"

"Yes...."

As he spoke, Fu Lu's scalp tightened:

"Today, Lord Yan and his entourage came to Xiangyang.

The main thing to negotiate is to hope that Gongzi will use the secret recipe of glass as a dowry to marry the third daughter of King Yan....."

"Do you think it's possible?"

Lan Li looked at him with one eye open.

"This...."

Thinking of the message confided at Wang Boyan's banquet, Fu Lu cautiously tried to say:

"Why don't you try to meet them?

The old slave heard that the lord of Min County is also a master..."

"Fulu...."

"The old slave is here."

"You said you were old enough to know your destiny.

As the big housekeeper of the Blue Mansion, he hasn't married a wife at such an old age, and it's a joke to say it. ”

With that, Lan Li stood up and walked out the door.

When passing by Fu Lu's side, he also patted him on the shoulder:

"In this way, don't let outsiders say that I have treated you badly.

That glass factory should be a dowry for your son-in-law and I prepared for you.

As for the ghost lord of King Yan or something......

You're going to get married! ”

By the time he finished speaking, Lan Li had already walked outside the door.

Old Fulu had a terrifying expression on his face:

"The old slave will take her back, and this will go back to her!"

Shouting such a sentence, Fu Lu ran out of the house with a roll.

Look at his embarrassed appearance.

In the courtyard, the laughing Lan Li squatted directly on the steps.

"Poof..."

After the green clothes under the tree chuckled, he rolled his eyes reproachfully at Lan Li:

"Childe, the old housekeeper is not young, how can he make fun of him with this kind of joke."

"What's a joke?"

beckoned to Miss Meow under her skirt, and Lan Li said indifferently:

"I'm serious.

Anyway, people are shameless, so what are you afraid of if you are a little embarrassed?

I can't say, but people really agreed? ”

"Childe, please redeem the green and say more, the glass factory or something, the input is too big, if it really can't be kept, then we can take the opportunity to let go...."

"Heh, do you want your son-in-law to marry a pig back? Intentions are not sideways! ”

"Childe...."

The green clothes didn't follow and pulled a long voice: "People say that the flower and moon appearance born by the Lord of Min County, why did you become a pig in your mouth?" ”

"Who let her die badly. Daddy was raised as a pig.

You feel like you're the son of a pig.

Could the person who raised her turn her into another species? ”

"Childe, you're saying strange things again...."

"Forget it, you don't understand."

Shaking his head, Lan Li didn't plan to continue to discuss this topic with Green Yi.

Green Yi is very smart, and she also has a bit of a model of a housekeeper on weekdays.

But for some official things, it is her blind spot.

Miss Meow took her into her arms, Lan Li looked at its size, which was smaller than a domestic cat, and asked playfully:

"This little guy is quite edible, why doesn't he grow one?"

"The slave doesn't know."

The green clothes who walked to Lan Li's side shook his head:

"But the slave maid heard from the sister in the tree that it was Miss Meow herself who was maintaining her current body shape and restraining herself from growing."

"Huh? The little guy is very smart! ”

Hearing Green's words, Lan Li reached out and nodded on Miss Meow's nose.

provoked the little guy to bite it up.

"Shhhh

Feeling a slight tingling sensation from his fingertips, Lan Li slipped it in front of him.

Look at its innocent expression.

Lan Li frowned and said, "Since you are so smart, how can you still learn to bite?" ”

"Meow?"

Miss Meow tilted her head to look at him.

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"Green."

"The slave is here."

"Your son-in-law is sleepy."

"The slave and maid are waiting for the son to go to bed..."

"Wait, don't be busy."

Seeing that Green Yi was about to go to the house, Lan Li handed Miss Meow in her hand.

In the puzzled expression of the green clothes, he said indifferently:

"I suddenly remembered that I had never eaten tiger meat since I was a child.

You send it to the cook. ”

Green: "??? ”

Miss Meow: "!! ”

"Childe, you...."

"I heard that tiger meat is heavy, remember to let the cook make more spices!"

"Meow !!!"

Miss Meow struggled like crazy.

It felt that Lan Li was serious.....

And the stupid female Homo erectus holding it will definitely do it obediently!!

It's a pity.

As soon as it struggled to jump to the ground, two large firebolts appeared in front of it.

At this moment, Lan Li had already walked into the room.

The fire gun in his hand was aimed at Miss Meow, and the green clothes had a 'kind' face.

"Well, it doesn't hurt at all.

For the sake of you've been with me for a few months.

I'll let the cook get you drunk before you go under the knife.

So you don't feel any pain..."

"Meow !!"

"Stop struggling..."

"Meow !!"

"It's useless for you to pretend to be pitiful, who asked Childe to eat you...."

“....”

As he spoke, Green Yi already had the meaning of pulling the trigger.

Frightened, Miss Meow, who was moving her front paws, was stunned.

The whole body froze there in an extremely comical posture.......