Chapter 3: I'm panicking now, but life has to go on
The three generations of Hokage Ape Flying Sun Slash can't do anything with Naruto, who is just four years old, if according to the standards of earthlings, a four-year-old child, his brain is not fully developed, and his logical thinking is not sound, and earthlings are sixteen or seventeen years old, and their brains are fully developed, and generally six or seven years old have clear logical thinking and specific computing ability.
Fortunately, although he suddenly stopped talking, Naruto's other reactions were basically normal.
As for the fifteen-hour lethargy, it's hard to say if it was due to an illusion or because of the terrible experience yesterday.
In short, after severely punishing the two elite ninjas in the shadows who were responsible for protecting Naruto, the matter was temporarily closed and put down.
However, what remained in this world was a confused and unprepared traverser.
"I'm so stupid, really. I knew that I would travel to the world of Naruto, so I should have memorized the entire Naruto story! ”
"Naruto, I saw the middle ninja exam, Naruto went to chase Sasuke, and I didn't watch it later. I watched some of it intermittently when I was watching Douyin Kuaishou, but I just remember that there seems to be a group of psychopaths in the back who want to destroy the world? ”
"Ahh......h Taiyin, you are mentally ill, you want to smuggle into the world of the high spirit realm, you smuggle into the world of lustful elves, the world of dance music or something, isn't it? What kind of death are you doing when you smuggle into a world where a four- or five-year-old child can go to war! Because he knew that as a human pillar force, he was likely to be monitored 24 hours a day, so Naruto covered his head with his hands, and his tears flowed into the shape of noodles, but he didn't dare to scold at all.
What's more, now the ghost knows where Taiyin ran away, if the three generations of Hokage know that they have changed the core, being vivisected may be their only ending.
"However, as the son of the fourth generation Hokage, the ultimate war weapon of a village, how can I live so miserably? No matter how the four generations are said to be martyrs, how can I be considered an orphan of martyrs, with such a treatment environment, how can anyone be willing to work hard for Konoha Village? After scolding Taiyin in his heart for a while, Naruto's mood calmed down a little, and he finally had time to take a look at his living environment.
After three generations, the small house has been renovated and finally no longer leaky, but it is still dilapidated and cramped.
Normally, this doesn't look like the home of a princeling.
I walked to the refrigerator and opened it, took out a bottle of milk from it, unscrewed the lid and drank it, a faint sour smell stimulated the taste buds.
(Kefir?) That doesn't taste right. )
Naruto frowned and looked at the milk's expiration date and saw that it had expired for two months.
(Hehe, in such a living environment, it turns out that the guy can still live to be healthy and optimistic until the age of twelve, what a miracle the story opens.) I want to strangle the boss who sells expired milk to children right now. )
Whether willing or not, willing or unwilling, Xiao Rui is pampered by his parents in a world where science and technology are thriving, humanity is prosperous, and the country is thriving, and the new Naruto is struggling to grow up in a perverted Shura world where a four or five-year-old child is about to drink expired milk and is about to go to war.
One is the Peaceful Leisurely difficulty.
One is the Hell Challenge difficulty!
Of course, in general, the two of them still earned it, after all, at this moment, Naruto's body contained an adult soul, and his struggle against worldly rejection, his resistance to the pain of life, at least far more than a child.
Even though the crossing is not voluntary, and the life faced is so fucked up, the days have to be passed day by day, right?
Under such a premise, Naruto's days passed day by day.
Although the soul has been replaced, after all, there are still cellular memories remaining, plus learning Japanese in China is equivalent to carrying water to drink by yourself, and learning Japanese in the Hokage world is equivalent to someone holding a water gun and spraying it in your mouth, so with the passage of a short time, Naruto basically learned to master the Japanese language of the Hokage world after a month or two.
Because he doesn't know the other Japanese of the earth except for the phrase "Yamai butterfly", so he doesn't know the similarities and differences between the Japanese of the earth and the Japanese of the Hokage.
But even if there are any similarities and differences, it has nothing to do with him.
To live, and to live relatively comfortably, is what Naruto is looking for at this moment.
"Fortunately, I was born as an orphan, and my living ability is relatively strong, and I can cook vegetables and cook rice by myself, if I change to those abandoned houses in the guild who are twenty or thirty years old and can't even make scrambled eggs with tomatoes, tsk, how can they survive?" Months passed, and Naruto grew accustomed to living in this world.
Although there is no computer and no mobile phone, you may feel that life is no longer fun and have a feeling of being bored, but after a long time, you get rid of the dependence on computers and mobile phones, and have time and mood to look up at the blue sky, white clouds, and colorful and beautiful world.
Willing to calm down, to cook a meal for yourself, taste the sweetness of rice and the sweetness of various dishes, this is also a soothing and beautiful life, the "color" of computers and mobile phones is too strong, sometimes put them down temporarily, only to have the energy to perceive other good things in the world...... But I still want to play games and read novels.
Bell bell, bell bell.
As the bell rang at the door, Naruto ran over to open the door on his short legs, and he pushed the door open, only to see a shriveled old man in a robe and a hat standing in front of his house.
In the past, it used to be famous in the ninja world, but now it is the twilight of heroes, and the three generations of Hokage apes are getting weaker and weaker.
"Haha, little Naruto, are you having lunch? Looks like I'm here at the right time. Looking at the potato stew, scrambled eggs with tomatoes and rice on the tatami mat round table, Sarutobi laughed, and then honestly and unceremoniously served himself a bowl of rice and sat down across from Naruto.
Although little Naruto has changed a lot since this period of time, Sarutobi is busy with affairs, and he doesn't have time to observe Naruto often, not to mention that there are already many unusually precocious little monsters in this world, and Naruto has become smarter and precocious after the last stimulation, which is not inexplicable.
For Naruto's changes, the three generations are a little sad on the one hand, but on the other hand, they are very pleased.
"It's so hearty, little Naruto, it's too luxurious for you to eat so much alone, so let me help you destroy some, hahaha."
Going out to spend money on food and cooking for himself is not an expense level at all, if it was Naruto in the past, he would be very nervous about his monthly living expenses and food and clothing, but if he did it himself, he could not only afford to eat meat, but also have some surplus.
Naruto still couldn't quite understand why he was so financially strapped as the son of the fourth generation, but even if Sarutobi was sitting in front of him, he didn't dare to ask, in the world of ninjas, it was useless to just make sense.
They may not have the ability to solve the problem, but they are eighty percent capable of solving the problem.
Is money or life important? After a long hesitation, Naruto chose the latter.
(This kid is becoming more and more like Watergate.) I remember that Watergate often cooked to curry favor with Jiu Sinai, but the more he resembled Watergate, the more everyone hated him. Sarutobi looked at Naruto with a smile, but sighed softly in his heart.
However, he soon discovered that the imp on the other side was sweeping the food on the round table at an unusually alarming speed, sweet and sour scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fragrant and soft potatoes and beef, these dishes were accompanied by crystal-white rice buns, and disappeared into the mouth of the imp on the other side with a whirlwind of clouds.
"Hey, little Naruto, I'm here once, why don't you give me a little left!"
"No, you're so rich and still want to grab meat from me, I'm still developing. The old man should not eat too much meat, he will have indigestion. "Although a few quarrels echoed in the room from time to time, the atmosphere seemed warm and soft.
Twenty minutes later, the three generations left, and Naruto found the envelope containing the living expenses on the side of the cushion, looking at the envelope, even with the wisdom of an adult, he couldn't figure out the three generations of Hokage Ape Tobi for a while.
Is he a power maniac who is treacherous and loyal, holding the position of Hokage to the death and refusing to give way?
Otherwise, how can you explain that after being the fourth generation of Hokage, you are living a limited situation that is stronger than the Konoha orphans?
But if it is such a person, every time Ape Fei Ri Chop comes, he will inadvertently put the envelope containing living expenses next to the cushion, and he will even worry about hurting the self-esteem of a four-year-old child, such a gentle old man, will he be a bad person?
Or, the human heart is really complex, and it is difficult to distinguish between good and bad from such a clear and clear position.
"Ah, I knew that I would have taken a look at the analysis of the personal character of the three generations back then, so that I can't understand his true temperament at all now." Shaking his head, Naruto began to clean up the dishes and chopsticks on the table, some people like to soak the dishes and chopsticks in the bowl without washing, and wait until they accumulate a certain amount and wash them off in one go, in fact, this is very unhygienic, the damp kitchen, the scraps of food, the combination of the two is simply the perfect vessel for cultivating bacteria and viruses.
Although Naruto Uzumaki's physique in the anime is amazingly strong, but now that this body is his own, he is not interested in trying his poison resistance ceiling, after all, even Super Saiyans will be killed by viruses.
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The next day, just after dawn, the alarm clock placed next to the bed buzzed.
A hand reached out from the quilt and held one of them down, and then after another twenty minutes, the boy on the bed turned over and sat up.
"Ahh He yawned a long time, then lifted the quilt and got out of bed.
Naruto poured himself a glass of warm water and drank it with his head tilted, and then he was sleepy-eyed enough to go to the bathroom. After about five minutes, brush your teeth and wash your face.
"Although this body is only four or five years old, it is easy to grow taller in the future if you exercise too much, but I remember that in the later plot of the Hokage, I had to face many life-and-death fights, and between not growing tall and dying, I think the former is easier to accept."
"As an adult, I'm not going to mix worse than that guy, am I?" Facing the mirror and patting his cheek with both hands, Naruto cheered up and began to work out in the room.
Planks, squats, sit-ups, although there are many much more high-end workouts than these in the Hokage world, after all, those ninjas specialize in these, but exercise this kind of thing, it is better to practice than not to practice.
Even if it's a little less efficient, getting up in the morning to exercise can keep you energized throughout the day.
Warming up with an eight-minute plank, followed by three sets of squats, three sets of sixty push-ups, and after all that, Naruto began to prepare breakfast.
When the rice porridge, boiled eggs, and cakes are ready, just half an hour has passed, and you can have breakfast.
After enjoying a nutritious and hearty breakfast without the interference of his mobile phone, Naruto put on a mask and hood for himself, and then put on his school bag and walked out the door with the living expenses he had accumulated during this time.
He knew very well that everything he did was probably being watched by the ninjas of the Shadows, but he didn't care much, the people in the Hokage world were generally precocious and precocious, and compared to the veritable monsters such as Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Shisui, his current performance was really ordinary.
Early in the morning, a blacksmith shop in Konoha Village.
"Boss, I want to make an iron ball like this, can you please take the time to make some? I can give you money. ”
At the blacksmith shop, Naruto, wearing a mask and hood, opened his school bag and took out the drawings inside, pointing to the spherical shape drawn on it.
"Little one, what are you going to buy these for?"
"Pinball play, everybody's playing this now."
"This one is a bit heavy, isn't it?"
"Well, it can also be used as ammunition for a slingshot!" Even if he didn't want to, but because of his young age, Naruto would still be a little milky when he spoke now.
But this also made the bald master with a very fat face very relaxed, he laughed and touched the little guy's head, and said, "Okay, come and get it in the afternoon, I don't need any money, I'll make it for you with some leftovers." ”
"Thank you, uncle." A man's head, a woman's waist, these are all things that can't be touched, but for the sake of saving money, Naruto controlled himself and endured it, and stroked the nine-tailed demon fox, this thing is enough for you to blow for a lifetime!
Naruto took advantage of the fact that the blacksmith master was talking to the guests on the side, and quickly turned around and ran away on his short legs, afraid that this guy would rub his head later.
Because he was wearing a hood mask, unless the other party was a ninja, ordinary people would not be able to tell that this little guy running around the village was Naruto Uzumaki and the nine-tailed demon fox.
Originally, Naruto was just a child, neither parental care nor elder teaching, of course he couldn't think of a way to avoid and solve the problem, but now Naruto's core is an adult, he doesn't want to be pointed at, he doesn't want to be deliberately sold expired milk, of course he will come up with a way to avoid trouble.
In this case, Naruto could play with the other children, but at this moment, of course, he didn't have that kind of thought at all.
"It's a strange thing that the tech tree in the world of Naruto is lit. Some are like ancient times, but some are like many county towns on Earth. However, in this world, Konoha should already be the most prosperous and prosperous city, right? "Walking and observing the world, although it is certainly not as prosperous and beautiful as the big cities on the earth in the 21st century, it is not a touching artistic conception to walk among the wooden buildings, young men and women in ancient costumes strolling together with bamboo umbrellas.
"But for me, the world is still a bit boring." With his hands in his pockets, he writhed and walked, and suddenly, a large plaque came into view: Igarashi Gebo!
It was a dark red wooden building that was quite delicate overall, and it was more luxurious than the surrounding buildings, and when you looked through the door, you could see a beautiful girl combing her hair in the courtyard.
Naruto's eyes lit up, and he subconsciously walked over, but as soon as he reached the door, he was stopped and expelled by two fat men with katanas.
"Let's play, little one, and come back when you get hair down there."
"Hahaha."
In the Hokage world, ninjas are the most noble and powerful professions, and these two people who are here guarding the door with katanas are not people of status, although they don't dare to really do anything to Naruto, but the words are inevitably vulgar and vulgar.
But this also made Naruto react to what kind of place was the Igarashi Song Workshop in front of him.
"Kabukicho, a custom shop? I really didn't know that there was such a building in the Hokage World, and it was still in Konoha. "I was kicked out, but Naruto didn't care, it was too early to go to the custom shop at the age of four or five.
Leaving Igarashi Song Workshop, after seven turns and eight turns, Naruto found an elegantly furnished bookstore: Sansong Bookstore, the owner here is a mild-mannered man, he is not angry when guests go in to look through books, just read quietly there, Naruto walked in and found a corner to flip through the books.
Although he can speak, he still doesn't know all the characters, but there are a huge number of Chinese characters in Japanese, so it's not that he can't understand even guessing and turning to the dictionary with Mengjia, which is both entertainment and learning.
The sun gradually sank, and he kept reading in the bookstore until the afternoon, although he was wearing a hood mask, Naruto was still embarrassed to read other people's books in vain, so he chose a dictionary and a relatively thin novel, took out his wallet and bought it, and he finally found an entertainment suitable for his pastime in this world.
The only regret is that the legendary "Intimacy Paradise" was not found, and I don't know if it was because it had not been created and published since then, or because the bookstore refused to sell it.
In the afternoon, Naruto ran to the blacksmith shop again with his schoolbag, although the bald blacksmith was very ugly, but he was a very good person, and the iron balls had already been built, which completely met the requirements, not to mention, but also looked very exquisite.
Reaching out to take it, Naruto took it in his hand and played with it.
This thing is called a fitness ball, when it was on earth, many old people used it to exercise the five fingers to prevent Alzheimer's disease, but in fact, through the palm exercise, the fitness ball can make the fingers, palms, and wrists bend and stretch flexibly, and can exercise the upper limb muscles such as fingers, wrists, and elbows very well.
In addition to exercising regularly, playing with the fitness ball should also form a habit until a more effective alternative cultivation method is found.
Running back home, he made himself another hearty dinner, and after that, Naruto played with the fitness ball while reading the novel he bought from the bookstore under the lights, and looked up the dictionary when he found a word he couldn't understand.
This novel is about an unexpected encounter between a wandering ninja and a princess of a dead country, and then the story of the two returning to the country together, from Naruto's point of view, this novel is not long, the text is not beautiful enough, the plot is not twisty enough, but fortunately, the ending is good.
At the end of the novel, the wandering ninja and the princess establish a country together, and the two live a loving and happy life ever since.
"Because of the power in his possession, the profession of ninja has changed from an identity of secrecy and a hidden and cruel cause to the proudest and brightest profession under the sun. Of course, that's how the profession of a ninja exists in the Naruto world, and I can't always substitute the concept of another world's point of view. After reading The Tale of Ninja and the Princess, Naruto washed up, turned off the lights and went to bed.
For his future, even with the mentality of an adult, he has both longing and expectation and panic.
In that anime, Naruto Uzumaki narrowly escaped several times, and each time he could defeat the enemy and win the final victory, but in the real world he experienced, he was really dead.
The protagonist in the anime will never die, but he may not be. It may not be that a kunai that suddenly flew in and shot directly through the temple.
On the other hand, there is also the perverted mad Taoist Taiyin Zhenren who suddenly disappeared, although rationally judged that he was exhausted by the wind and the scorching sun, but intuitively, he always felt that a guy like that would never die easily.
If he suddenly appears in front of him one day, he will take away this shell of himself...... Do I have what it takes to stand up to him?
With this thought, Naruto Uzumaki fell asleep in the dark.
In the deepest dream, Naruto Uzumaki, or Zhu Peng, suddenly seemed to see a huge demon snake with crimson eyes at the top of the scales and horns wandering towards him, and it suddenly opened its mouth and swallowed it, and swallowed its defenseless self into its belly.
woke up suddenly, Zhu Peng's first reaction was that he was having a nightmare, thinking about it day and night, and now he woke up in fright.
However, when he came back to his senses and looked around, he saw that he was in a bizarre, broken and twisted world:
There were swirls of golden-red halos everywhere, and in the center of the vortex, where I was now, looked like the ruins of a city that had been twisted and crushed in a drum washing machine.
There is no gravity in the ruins of this city, so he can fly and walk, and when Zhu Peng subconsciously wanted to float out of this broken city ruins and explore the outside, a cold and indifferent voice came from behind him.
"If I were you, I wouldn't do that! There are remnants of the Tribulation Thunder everywhere outside, and with your Yin God strength, the moment you touch the Tribulation Thunder, your soul will be gone. ”
Hearing this, Zhu Peng suddenly turned around, and after a few months, he once again saw a Taoist with a gorgeous temperament, who was caressing the poisonous dragon flying around him at this moment.
is still so unruly, still so arrogant and illustrious!