Chapter 213 I despise the list of handsome guys very much
In fact, if you look closely, the differences in the appearance of people from various European countries are quite obvious. Spain and Portugal on the Iberian Peninsula in particular are instantly recognizable to those who often walk in Europe. It is impossible to describe the difference between the two-toothed and the Italians and the indigenous French, but it is easy to tell the difference, and the Westerners call this difference 'Latin taste'.
The Iberian Peninsula, as the gateway between Europe and Africa, has been ruled by many foreign invasions throughout its history, such as the Celts, Carthaginians, Cartagons, Romans, Arabs, and later the Ottomans.
The people here even have black African ancestry, and their bronzed skin is not due to sun exposure, but from ancestral genes.
In the eyes of the Chinese, the Spaniards are as white as the British and Germans, but in the white circle, not to mention the Germanic, Celtic, and Anglo-Saxon races of 'white supremacy', even Italy and Greece, which are also impure in blood, do not regard Spain and Portuguese as serious Caucasians.
In fact, most Spaniards are far less white-skinned than the yellow people of East Asia, and the yellow race is not yellow, and 'yellow' is just a name for the white people in order to divide the race. The Spaniards, on the other hand, inherited the advantages of Caucasian pores, and their skin was so rough that they could not bear to look at it. Not to mention the little girls in China, Zhuo Yang is definitely white and tender in the Barcelona team.
Love white is not white! It doesn't matter to us that the white is black, but the rich blood of the Spaniards has created their unique aesthetic. The faces of Spanish men are generally longer, not to the extent that Su Dongpo 'last year's lovesick tears, today Fang flows to the cheeks', but Zhuo Yang looks like the 'horse face' commonly known by the Chinese.
And Zhuo Yang is a standard East Asian Chinese face, not long or short, just right, sword eyebrows, starry eyes and nose, full of heavenly court. Men are not good to describe 'beauty', Zhuo Yang's appearance should be very MAN type among Chinese, full of manly temperament, can be called 'handsome'. However, he clearly did not fit the Spanish aesthetic.
"Mr. Football" magazine voted by readers, and at first selected the "Top Ten Beautiful Men", but later found that the competition was fierce and the difference in votes was not large, so it finally launched "Fifteen Handsome Guys".
There is no Zhuo Yang in the top ten, and there is still no him in the fifteenth. What the? Lao Tzu couldn't even rank in the top fifteen? Then look at the handsome guys on the list, Zhuo Yang directly has a deep contempt for the aesthetics of the Spaniards.
1st place, Gerard Pique. Well, although Xiaojie's face is longer, he doesn't look shabby, and his height of 194 is very dominant.
Second place, Xavi Alonso. Well, the length of the face is not a disadvantage......
Third place, Argentine striker Osvaldo who plays for RCD Espanyol, what the hell is this? Except for his long face, where is I good-looking?
Torres, the freckles on the horse's face, are you the reincarnation of an angel who loves to count the stars?
Fifth, Cesc Fabregas. Poof——, are you kidding?
Although "Mr. Football" is very authoritative, his readers are almost all Spaniards, so this selection is completely based on the aesthetic taste of Spaniards. Among the fifteen people, they are either Spanish players and coaches, or foreign players and coaches who play in La Liga, and they are all 'Latin flavor' people.
Ten Spanish internationals and youth internationals, plus a tenth-ranked Pep Guardiola. Barcelona have four, in addition to Pique, there are also eighth-ranked Huluwa, and Bojan. So even if he invited a guest to eat steak, Zhuo Yang still didn't like Villa. How dare you be ranked eighth? Gourd small short legs, will you breathe fire or absorb water?
Ronaldo is the sixth, and Zhuo Yang estimates that he is also on the list because of his long face. Mourinho's face was not long enough, so he only fell to the fifteenth.
Either don't comment, if you want to comment, it's good to praise, Zhuo Yang won't fight when he sees this list. Unconvinced, he showed it to Kou and asked her to say a fair word. Sure enough, Her Royal Highness the princess knew the goods, and said categorically: "All of them together, they are not as good-looking as Brother Zhuo Yang's hair, I swear." ”
Can Coco deceive people? Could she be wrong? Break off! Right! No! Can! Yes!
So when the reporter stopped Zhuo Yang and asked him to express his views on this selection, he was not polite at all.
"If you're happy! As far as the sauce goes, I'm very busy. ”
Perhaps "Mr. Football" magazine also felt that this selection was very narrow, and it was easy to become the laughing stock of people in other places, and after two days of excitement, it quickly removed it from the shelves and no longer hyped up the list.
Obviously, Zhuo Yang will not talk about it, those recognized handsome men in world football, such as Beckham, Kaka, Santa Cruz, Raul, Nesta, Monji, Inzaghi, Loew, Klose, etc., these people are not on the list, which shows that this list is not convincing at all. None of the above faces are long, who do you talk to?
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The most handsome guy in football today, what a great title this is! Gerard Peake was so full of spirit that he didn't care even if Zhuo Yang ridiculed him for being a personal meat vase.
"Mortal, have you ever seen a vase of one meter and ninety-four?"
Zhuo Yang pursed his lips: "In our China, it is said that one meter and nine four, two or three meters of large vases are everywhere, more than dogs, what is so strange!" "Oversized vases in China mean 'peace and security', and many companies, hotels, and even government departments like to put such a pair.
"Really? I like China, and I like you, mortal. Xiao Jie was still smiling.
"Open your mouth for me to see...... Grow up a little more. Zhuo Yang gestured to him seriously, Xiaojie didn't know why, and became very obedient and opened the handsome guy's bloody mouth.
"Like! Very much like that! ”
"Like what?"
"When I was in my hometown, we had a hot pot restaurant, and there was a pair of cloisonné as tall as you in the foyer. Later, I thought about cleaning it, but I ended up pouring out more than 100 catties of cigarette butts from it. You're too much like that. ”
Xiaojie: "......"
"You are jealous, mortal."
"I've also seen a couple that poured out more than 200 catties of phlegm."
"Uh——, disgusting. Mortals, you and I are friends. ”
"When I poured it out, the more than 200 catties couldn't be broken at all, and it was very tendonous to stick together."
"Uh-"
"I've seen a couple ......"
"Stop, stop! Boss, you are the boss, you are Zhuo Ye, please don't say it. Uh-"
"Lift!" Zhuo Yang hugged his fists: "When you and Shakira get married, do you want me to give you a pair?" The gold wire is inlaid with jade red glaze as the base, festive. In your bedroom, one throws cigarette butts, one ......"
"Shut up ——!!!"