Chapter 081: Busquets wants to ward off evil spirits

Pro-wrestling is not wrestling, and there are three types of wrestling, day wrestling, beauty wrestling, and ink wrestling. Among them, the Japanese fall is slightly closer to the actual combat, the beauty fall belongs to the TV series, and the ink fall is purely a comic comparison.

Everyone is most familiar with American wrestling, that is, American professional wrestling. The beauty falls are all scripted, the plot and lines are carefully planned in advance, and the actions are all routine drills. The essence of American wrestling is a kind of sports entertainment, and the relationship between him and real fighting matches is like freestyle basketball and the NBA.

The most famous of American professional wrestling is the WWE League, and Asa De, who is coming to Gamble Sports City today, is a WWE professional wrestling star.

The 40-year-old is a bit of a legend, he spent the decade between the ages of 15 and 25 in prison, and he was a delinquent young man. Later, because he was more than two meters tall and weighed 300 pounds (145 kilograms), he was discovered by scouts and went to WWE. It is said that his original name was MacDonald, but after he was released from prison, he changed his name to the oily Assard.

Asa came to Barcelona for his personal business promotion and to meet the Barcelona players by the way.

Asa De was blunt, pouting at the Barcelona players and saying: "I don't like any of you because I'm a Manchester United fan, so I'll never like you." ”

The Barça people laughed and looked at him like a living treasure. Afterwards, everyone took pictures together and left a memory.

The teammates kept sneaking their eyes at Zhuo Yang and Yi Bu, because they were two recognized 'kung fu masters'. The difference is that Ibu always talks about his black belt in taekwondo, while Zhuo Yang never admits in public that he can fight.

"I don't get into conflict with people unless they mess with me, because taekwondo is a way, a real way, and it quiets me inside and makes me invincible."

"My hands and feet can't do anything other than play the piano and football. Those are all rumors, we live in a world full of rumors, don't believe it. I've never been in a fight, and I don't know how to fight at all, I'm a Sven. ”

But Zhuo Yang's words are not believed by his teammates, and there are some private things that are not a secret in the football circle. And his teammates who have been to Zhuo Yang's seaside villa know that he has a special practice room, in which there are four kinds of sandbags alone, and they are often replaced with new ones. There was also a strangely shaped wooden stake, which Zhuo Yang explained was used to hang bags. What about liars!

There was a time when Zhuo Yang was not practicing kung fu very diligently, and he needed to protect his fingers and feet. But since he fell in love with Koukou, he has the person who needs protection and care the most, so he has worked on it again, and there is no harm in it.

Zhuo Yang knew that Ah Sa De was acting and pretending, and they had to rely on this to make a living, and it was no longer clear what was in and out of the play. Zhuo Yang also pretended not to see the burning gossip eyes of his teammates, but he didn't know what Ibu thought, and he still had a trick with Ah Sa in his heart.

The difference in body shape, weight, and strength is too big, even if Ah Sa De practices routines, in order to act and entertain the public, but it is also an extremely skilled routine, and the strength and pimples all over his body are real, and the flexibility is definitely enough. Once he is restrained by him at close range, he is estimated to be able to squeeze himself out of the water. Pull away and use the leg method to attack, and I'm afraid that the body won't be able to kick for a while, so I can only go straight to his two Microsoft plug-ins, and defeat the enemy with one move.

Asa De is gone, but his arrival may have provoked two 'kung fu masters' from Barcelona, and in the 25th round of La Liga against Almeria the next day, Zhuo Yang and Ibrahimovic both received red cards for attacking their opponents.

There was also a 'funny' incident before the game, when Sergio Busquets was plotted by their house again, this time in the bathroom.

According to his own account, he slipped and fell on the soles of his feet in the bathroom, and his waist was pressed against the edges and corners of the sink. After examination by the team doctor and the hospital, Busquets injured his kidney, although it was a hard injury and would not affect the function of the kidney, but this game could not be played and he had to rest.

Zhuo Yang laughed at Xiaobu and persuaded him to buy a new house quickly, anyway, the salary rose sharply.

Thankfully, Yaya Toure returned from injury and started the game at the throat of midfield.

In the game, Almeria played savagely to the cheers of the home fans, and it didn't take long to stir up the anger of Barcelona. Pep Guardiola was the first to hold back, and in the 26th minute, he was sent to the stands by referee Gomez for protesting the opposition's defensive action too much, and his own protest was too excited, and the game was continued by assistant coach Vilanova.

Messi stepped up in this game, and he still scored twice despite constantly suffering rough fouls from opponents.

In the past international break, Messi played a high-quality warm-up match with Maradona's Argentina against Germany at the Allianz Arena in Munich, and Argentina won 1-0 against long-time rivals Germany thanks to Higuain's goal. However, Messi's performance is as mediocre as ever, and he is far from him at the club.

Ibrahimovic elbowed Sisma in the opening of the second half as he grabbed a position in the box and was sent off with a straight red card.

Ibrahimovic has been under a lot of pressure lately, and the other day the editor-in-chief of the pro-Barcelona media Daily Sport, Caraso claimed in his column that Barca's leading goalscorer next season will be Villa or Ibisevic, and Ibrahimovic will be purged along with Thierry Henry. This is the first time that the Catalan media have claimed that Ibrahimovic may leave, and although the credibility of the news is questionable, it at least shows the unanimous attitude of the Barça mouthpieces: Ibrahimovic continues to mess around like this? The people do not agree!

Ibrahimovic still has a lack of understanding of Barcelona's tactics, which may also be called uncomfortable. The season has entered a crucial sprint, but Ibrahimovic doesn't know how to move yet, and he always looks out of place with the team in attack. When to cut forward, when to pull the side, when to drop back, when to wall in the box, Ibrahimovic doesn't seem to be able to figure it out right now.

Messi's brace didn't bring a win to his side, as Almeria centre-back Simas scored a goal from a corner kick in the first half.

In the 88th minute of the game, Zhuo Yang shoveled Messi's Simas back to shovel the bald leg skin and was carried down, Zhuo Yang himself was also driven off the field with two yellows and one red, Barcelona led 2:1, and nine people fought on the field.

In stoppage time, there was no more tragedy than Puyol, Guilherme counter-attacked with a low cross from the left, Puyol kicked the ball towards his own goal with a tackle in front of the spot, and Valdés, who had already attacked in advance to intercept the cross, could only watch the ball roll into the empty goal.

An own goal from the Pu team became the biggest contributor to Almeria's home point.

On the other hand, Real Madrid beat Sevilla 3-2 to reduce Barcelona's lead from five points to three.

Returning from Almeria, Zhuo Yang went to visit Busquets, who had injured his kidney, holding a sword of high-end handicrafts and ancient coins from the Xi'an Academymen antique market.

Zhuo Yang asked Xiaobu to hang the sword in the living room to ward off evil spirits in the town, remove all unclean things and ghosts, and ensure that he would never fall at home again.

Xiao Buyan obeyed, and really did that, and since then, he has indeed never 'fallen' inexplicably. It's just that Zhuo Yang won't know at this time that Busquets will never fall, and he has nothing to do with the sword of his town, and the previous three falls have another hidden secret.

Zhuo Yang would soon know the reason, and he couldn't help but be furious.