"Hey! It's stupid! I slapped the door of my head, and with a 'bell' sound, I almost didn't get myself rewarded by the kitchen knife in my hand, "Hehe, wife, you don't have to play so big, what about the remote control, let me see if it's okay?" ”

"You're still going to be shameless and ignore you!" My wife probably guessed my obscene thoughts at this time, her cheeks flushed, she lowered her head in shame, and said weakly, which I didn't hear very clearly, "You men are all the same, necrotic!" ”

"What did you say?" I couldn't help but ask, my wife frowned slightly, turned around and ran upstairs.

I have to say, thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger, it seems that I still have to leave some time to accompany my wife in the future, otherwise I will be eliminated by a bunch of bizarre electronic gadgets.

Looking up and seeing that the lights in my house were on, I quickly cleaned up my mood and went upstairs with a thick face.

"Wife, open the door, I just came out in a hurry, and I forgot the key." Letting go of my suspicions, my mind was full of fragrant pictures of my wife using electronic products in full view, and I really felt that the evil fire in my belly could not be controlled.

"You have a good reflection outside, don't you want your home, you have the courage to fat, and you dare to use the knife, have you thought about the consequences?" My wife was full of resentment, and quickly poured a basin of cold water on my head.

"No, how can I kill someone, don't I have to go to jail if I kill someone, how can I see my flower-like wife when I go to prison." I sacrificed a man's essential magic weapon, as if I smeared honey on my mouth, coaxed her first, anyway, I don't need money, at most drink more water after I go in, "Wife, I know it's wrong, you just bypass me this time, if I don't go down with a weapon, can Zhang Chen's grandson run so fast?" ”

'Click'!

Sure enough, with the help of my three-inch tongue, within half an hour, my wife opened the door.

When she was wrapped in a bath towel and wiped her hair, the snow-white twin peaks exposed to the air trembled and trembled, and a pair of happy little white rabbits made me look straight!

"Flim, forget it, I'll bypass you this time." My wife gave me a hard look and let me into the house, "Oh yes, thanks to you this time, otherwise I wouldn't know how to deal with Zhang Chen, and I will give you a lot of credit." ”

My wife said and opened her hands to me, I smiled, raised the kitchen knife in my hand, and signaled to her, I seemed to put down the magic weapon and came to make love to her.

"Wife, you are really, why do you still call Zhang Chen Zhang Chen, he is simply a bastard!" After I finished speaking indignantly, I stopped my waist and hugged my wife, "But it's still my wife who is excited, otherwise I will really suffer a loss, and I can't bear it." ”

My wife leaned softly into my arms and said with some resentment, "People have names, how rude is it to call people bastards?" ”

Seeing the obsessive look she showed when she mentioned Zhang Chen, I chuckled in my heart, and suddenly thought of what Ruoshui said to me at the end.

I was patient, put my wife on the bed, and said tentatively, "Wife, look at that bastard, oh no, it's Zhang Chen, he treated you like that, or we won't contact him in the future, right?" ”

"Why?" The wife blurted out, playfully blinking with a hint of displeasure in her big eyes, "He didn't succeed again, I'll be careful in the future, there's no need to make things so big, right?" ”

"It's not a big deal, what is a big deal, he dares to do that foolish mind to you, you just let him go on like this?" I tightened my brows and watched intently at the changes in my wife's expression, but if there was a little abnormality, I was afraid that the little devil in my heart would have to come out and be active again.

"The ancients said that if you don't get your shoes wet when you walk by the river, if you are careless at that point, wouldn't there be the possibility of falling into him, I won't hope that today's events will happen again!" The more I spoke, the sharper my tone became.

My wife frowned deeply, as if she was thinking about something, and after seeing her thoughtful nod, my heart suddenly relaxed.

"What you said makes sense, then I won't see him in the future, there's really no way, I'll avoid him, do you think that's okay?" My wife's attitude of admitting her mistakes is very serious, but whether she can do it still makes me a little skeptical.

After all, the resolute decision with Ruoshui must have been a little too childish.

So I said uneasily, "Otherwise, since my wife has realized the seriousness of the problem, then cut off all contact with Zhang Chen, lest he harass you again." ”

"Huh?" My wife exclaimed in surprise and almost didn't jump up.

I frowned and sneered, "What? Still a little reluctant? ”

"No, it's not okay to listen to my husband." Although my wife said this, her face was hesitant and muddy.

I was anxious when I saw it, and snatched her phone over, "Since you can't make a decision, then I'll help you!" ”

"Hey, what are you doing with my phone, give it back to me!" My wife is pulling at my clothes, and she can throw me out with all her strength!

I usually only shout that my hands hurt when I take one or two catties of fruit, but now I can be thrown off quickly, no problem!

"Why don't you let me look at my phone, is there something unsightly in my phone!" I pointed at her and yelled, ", take it out!" ”

My wife ignored me, quickly operated it, and then threw the phone to me, "Look, if you open it, I will lose!" ”

"I can't turn on the fingerprint recognition, but why are you nervous?" I threw the phone back to her again, "It's time to delete it, let you delete it, I won't read it!" ”

"Delete the fart! There is a file of our flight attendant in it, I'm afraid you won't be able to unlock it, and if you are locked, can I do this? My wife said angrily, then took the phone again, unlocked it and put it in my hand, and said softly, "Husband, can we not quarrel?" I've promised you all the promises I should have made, why can't you trust me? ”

My arm was shaken by her sore, and I really didn't want to live in the war, so I said to her, "Okay, it's not early, I have to go to work tomorrow, you add all the contact information about Zhang Chen to the blacklist, I watched you get it, hurry, play and sleep." ”

My wife pouted, looking extremely reluctant, but she still did it seriously, and after doing all this, my wife handed me the phone, "It's all done according to what you said, do you want to check it?" ”

"Okay, my wife is the most well-behaved, of course I believe in you." Just kidding, what I can watch can be fake? I smiled and tapped on the tip of her nose, "I'm going to take a shower and I'll be right back." ”