Chapter 1292 This chapter tells us that don't forget to wipe your mouth when you steal fish!
Chapter 1292 This chapter tells us, don't forget to wipe your mouth when you steal fish!
Jeluka still has a conscience, although before leaving, she almost killed me, but she didn't forget that when she left, she stuffed the bottle of strong pills into my palm, and finally came back to life.
But before the joy was over, the little fox's [True Hell Salt Soup] was killed again, although she was shy and arrogant and couldn't hide her apologies and explained to me that this was a special tonic soup made by the fox clan for patients who had just recovered from a serious illness, adding a lot of ingredients, but why did I only eat salty?
All in all, although the process was choking enough, this little fox finally became a real Bendruid woman from the inside out, and the crisis alarm of the remaining three members of Lucia's team, Maragby, Cook and White Wolf, seemed to be lifted.
Slightly lower the red alert to the yellow alert.
Although I listened to it many times, but every time I talked about these three guys, the little fox would deliberately change the topic and not give a clear signal, it seems that although the fire is gone, but the small anger is still there, you can take care of it, you see I really tried my best, in order to save you, even the body has been put in.
Then, after that, I don't know how the little fox found out that the old horse and the three were hiding in Carlos, and that afternoon, I was sitting with Princess Sanwu drinking tea and basking in the sun, when suddenly there was a terrible scream from Maragby, Cook and the white wolf, and from time to time the white light of lightning and the fiery red light of the explosion lit up in the sky.
It's not just my side that is only a kilometer away, the entire Mage Guild can hear it.
Faintly, it seems that the lines of "Boss Fan save me" can still be heard mixed with the screams.
Me: "......"
Three-None Princess: "......"
"Zizizi~~~~Boom~~~~~Zizizi~~~~"
Me: "......"
Three-None Princess: "......"
"Whoop ~~~~~~~~ (Boss Fan Save Me)"
"It's really, heroically." The three-no princess added tea to herself, and made a voice as if talking to herself.
"Isn't it? I seemed to see the Grim Reaper with the scythe in his hand, hovering in the air. Squinting my eyes and feeling the heat coming through the teacup, I replied casually.
"Friend, it's just, such a shallow thing." Princess Sanwu seems to have some feelings, and on the road of life, she has realized a very important new truth.
"Yes, the difference between a friend and a passer-by is that a passer-by can sell at any time, while a friend must sell at a critical moment to maximize benefits." With the wise expression of a contemplative, I put the finishing touch on it with one sentence.
"So, adults are actually a bunch of filthy things."
Hearing me say this, Princess Sanwu slowly put down the teacup, snapped, and gently slapped her palm.
"Got it, no wonder Veras wants to call her master an adult."
"You guy, you can really look at things from a different angle." The corners of my mouth twitched.
"Passing the prize."
"You're just a good mouth." I snorted disdainfully.
"Talking about this kind of thing in broad daylight, it is really the owner of the beast."
"That's not what you mean, bastard, why do you always misinterpret my words" I couldn't help but lift the coffee table of my soul heavily, this three-no princess, there is really no lower limit in front of me.
Ignoring my anger, the kitten-like maid stared at me motionlessly with her large, bright yellow eyes.
"Yes...... Any questions? ”
I don't know why, I'm feeling weak for a while, it doesn't make sense, I haven't given this stupid maid a chance to catch the flaw recently.
"Nothing."
Princess Sanwu replied to her mantra, was silent for a moment, and when I let my guard down, she suddenly asked.
"Compared to the mouth of a wild cat, the mouth of a domestic cat is much better."
"Domestic cats, wild cats?"
I looked at the indifferent Princess Sanwu in a daze, and I always felt as if I had heard these two words somewhere, and I was a little impressed.
Don't be in a hurry, take a sip of tea at this time, calm down, and maybe you can recall it immediately.
I took a deep breath and slowly poured the hot tea into my mouth.
Sure enough, it worked, and when I calmed down, I immediately had a certain memory.
It was two days ago, in a very special place and time, the memories of a conversation with Huang Duanzi's maid.
Then the tea in his mouth "po~~~~~ofed" and spewed out in the shape of a very spectacular mist arrow.
This...... This ** princess
Wiping the corners of my mouth, my wolf bèi unbearable appearance was reflected in the quiet bright yellow clear pupils.
Only I know what kind of earth-shattering words the owner of these seemingly pure and beautiful pupils just said casually, if it wasn't for a mouthful of tea in his mouth, it would be blood spurting out.
"What...... I didn't understand what it meant. ”
Even if it's to cover my ears and steal the bell, I pretended to be stupid and laughed, and I won't admit it anyway.
"Really?"
The other party is just indifferent to the delicate face of the puppet, and he still responds lightly with words like gold, and he can't see the angry look.
Although she is also a personal maid, Princess Sanwu's vinegar strength is far less than that of Huang Duanzi's maid, but to say that she has no reaction is absolutely deceitful, and the other party is still her destined enemy.
There was silence for a while, and I couldn't hold it back.
"How do you know?" Carefully considering the words, he asked cautiously.
"Two days ago, a wild cat came back in a hurry."
She paused as she said this, and there was no trace of emotion in her eyes, but if you looked closely, you would find that the thin white jade-like fingers pecking at the teacup were making her exude a hint of mockery.
"A wild cat is a wild cat, and when you go out to steal fish, you don't know how to wipe your mouth."
Before I could react, there was a "bang", and the sound of someone falling down was heard from inside the tent.
Veras and Sarah went out shopping, Linya and Lena also went over early in the morning to deal with camp chores, and the baby daughters were still in the priest's training camp at this time, and it was clear who was left in the house.
I'm also having a strong embarrassing cough.
This stupid maid, why is she so careless, who is not good, but she was caught by her nemesis and the first H princess of the dark, it's really careless.
I can even imagine what it was like at that time, it was the first time that the yellow maid who did the kind of thing that could only be said after the silence could only be said with [beep], after leaving, she became more and more ashamed, so that she revealed obvious flaws, and was seen by Princess Sanwu.
I just saw it for her.
Think about it, if Veras and the others bumped into it, it would be a big deal to smile innocently and remind: "Jeluka, there is still goat's milk stuck to her face." ”
It's a feeling of being caught raped in bed, and I have no way to refute it.
"Then again...... "I looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and my face was pale.
"Is it really okay to discuss this kind of thing in broad daylight? I feel like in the new year, something has been overdrawn by Yan zhòng. ”
"Nothing."
Princess Sanwu drank tea very calmly, which made me very curious, this H princess, just a set of Duke series of birds and beasts already doesn't know how to splash geometric exercises, probably even the maid of the yellow paragraph can't reach the dust, where did she get so many festivals?
Could it be ...... Usually don't cry, don't laugh and don't like to talk, in addition to being a three-no attribute, in fact, it is also an unfathomable means of accumulating discipline?
I seem to have sensed something terrible.
At this moment, the wailing not far away had stopped, and it was silent.
Difficult...... Could it be said
My tiger body shook suddenly, and I was stunned for a long time, and in the tiger's eyes, two lines of tears of sadness flowed from it, and I couldn't stop it anymore.
Carlos' home was destroyed, what should he do if he wants to eat boiled noodles in the future? At this moment, I, Wu Fan, suddenly realized that a good meal was unintentionally destroyed, so I was sad.
A moment later, the petite voice of the little fox staggered on the opposite side, and the princess Sanwu, who had a thin sense of thief, was holding her teapot and teacup without knowing when she disappeared and gave up the space.
"Don't talk, don't ask questions, don't bother me."
As soon as he came up, the little fox gave orders in a domineering manner, but his mouth was delicate, but his body was very honest...... Don't get me wrong, it's very delicate, sitting in the middle of my crossed legs, burrowing into my arms, the fluffy fox tail curled, adding a warm blanket to myself, and squinting my eyes.
The look was so tired and lonely that I felt pity, so I took her in my arms and patted her gently, wishing I could hum a lullaby, so that this abandoned little fox could have a stable and warm dream.
"Hey."
For a long time, I thought that the little fox had fallen asleep, but a cry came from my arms.
"Hey, hey, call dear."
I was taken aback, and then dotted on the small, round nose of the girl in my arms.
"Hmph, you thought about beauty, it's 10,000 years earlier."
The eyelashes trembled a few times, a faint flush appeared on his face, and the pretty little fox closed its eyes and snorted angrily.
"Report to the Holy Maiden, I ask for a title that will be known in 10,000 years." I was cheeky and continued to coax without giving up.
"Dismiss, let's be a villain for 10,000 years first"
It turned out to be tragic, well, the bad guy is the bad guy, it's not without good, do you want them to call me dear, and if they call together at the same time, which one should I respond to?
"I'm going to get down to business with you"
The little fox found out that I had changed the topic, and couldn't help but twist it at 360 degrees on my waist, and I screamed in pain, and I almost lost a brother with eight poor abdominal muscles.
"Scoundrel, what do you think I'm going to do next?"
Shifting in his arms to a more comfortable position, the little fox raised his head from below and looked at me with a confused expression.
Obviously, after suddenly losing his teammates and accepting the fact that he became alone, this little sky fox suddenly found that he had lost his goal and became confused.
If it was before, she didn't have to think about it so much, led three of her coolies, went directly to Harlogas to open up the wasteland, and then fought the tentacle Bal...... No, there's a problem with that.
It dawned on me that it was a wise decision for them to decisively kick the little fox out of the team.
Because, if they don't, they won't even be able to pass the Harogas level.
Thought of it? Really haven't thought of it yet?
Before the crusade against Baal, at the entrance of the Temple of the World Stone Fortress, at the top of Arret, those three shameless old guys
I rushed to the schadenfreude of Carlos and Seattle's bunch of laughing and silent schadenfreude, only to be abused and come back.
Because the rule that challenges these three barbarians is that they will adjust their strength accordingly according to the strength of the strongest person on your team, that is, the stronger the strongest person on your team, the stronger they will be.
Under such rules, it is impossible to defeat them by strength, this level is a test of the overall strength and cooperation of the team, if there are five people in the team, the strength is balanced, and the tacit understanding is not difficult to fight three of the five, and those adventure teams with individual heroism will definitely end up in a feather.
Think about it, if you don't kick Lucia out of the team, and the four of them ignorantly break into the altar of Arrett Mountain, triggering the test, those three old guys will grin to the back of their heads when they see the strength of Lucia's team?
Hey, it's time to abuse people again.
"You scoundrel, what are you thinking, hurry up and talk."
Probably seeing that I was in a daze again, the little fox was angry, stretched out two naughty little hands, and pulled them around my face.
"Don't, I'm not thinking about you, am I?"
After glaring, I told the little fox about the hidden danger I had just thought of.
"And what's going on?" This charming little sky fox stared at the beautiful eyes and was startled.
"You are the holy daughter of the fox people, don't you know yet?"
I wondered, let's just cross the party, it's normal to know common sense like the twelve horsemen of the gods, but the little fox is a local, and she is also a saint of a clan, so she doesn't even know, this is too fake.
"I don't know, and no one sued me." The little fox puffed out his cheeks, not knowing who was angry.
"It's not that I can't understand ......"
Thinking that the greatest possibility is that the adventurers who pass the test or fail are kept secret, waiting to see how others will follow, I have a deeper understanding of the bad nature of adventurers, no, even the love of the knight Carlos children's shoes have pit me here.
The human heart is sinister, the human heart is sinister
"In other words, if I'm on a team with those three guys, I won't even be able to get through Halogas unless the three of them are also promoted to the pseudo-realm."
The little fox came back to his senses and shouted angrily in my arms.
"What's the matter, those big bears, relying on themselves as the guardians of Mount Harlogas, can make such barbaric and unreasonable rules?"
No, it's all about testing the balance and tacit understanding of a team, and it's reasonable to be right, but it's not reasonable to be the strength of your team.
I secretly replied in my heart, crying out for the barbarians, but the little fox is now angry, and if I tell her the truth, then I will be a fool.
Anyway, because it's an orc race, did you also give the barbarians a nickname of a big bear by the way? What should I do if the Bearren Clan appears in the future?
"Good, don't be angry, don't be angry, anyway, they don't have to worry about this now, this matter is a mistake."
"You mean to say that they drove me away, this decision is very [Wise Shenwu] Luo?"
The little fox looked at me maliciously, and the two little tiger teeth quietly exposed, aiming at the position of the neck.
"Of course not, that's definitely the old horse and they're not good, you see me, Carlos, Seattlek, Sister Sharna, and you, which is not in Harlogas, or even earlier broke through to the pseudo-realm, you can only blame them for not fighting."
I accidentally touched the scales of the little fox again, and I hurriedly stepped on Malag and the three of them.
"Don't say that about the three of them, they actually worked hard......"
With that, the little fox shook his fist angrily at me again, but his voice lowered. I finally realized that the complaint just now was quite unreasonable.
White Wolf, Cook, and Maragby, although in addition to the White Wolf, the other two don't seem to be very reliable, but the three of them are also the best among the adventurers.
It's just that no matter how prominent he is, he still can't escape the normal range, and a normal adventurer, no matter how good he is, is simply impossible to reach the pseudo-realm in the first world, and even the state of mind is almost impossible.
Those who are abnormal, who are accepted as perverts and stored in the world, are just a few, what I just said, plus Artoria, Tia, the old drunkard, the old man of Farah, the leg-haired fairy, the elven that cottage red B, etc., if you count the potential, the little ghost is also a strong molecule among them.
Otherwise, the streets are full of perverts, and they can all become heroes or saviors, how can the Demon King live? The name of the chivalric novel. It should also be changed to [Brave Don't Be Arrogant] to have something to look at.
"I think it's better for you to worry about yourself first."
Thinking about it, I feel that there is nothing to say, anyway, the little fox is no longer in Lucia's team, and the old horse and they have escaped the crisis of being molested by those three old guys, isn't this it.
The problem is the little fox itself.
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PS: I'll start going to work tomorrow, and the irregular schedule during this time will also be adjusted, probably from tomorrow, Xiao Qi will continue to put on the robe of the Emperor of the Second Emperor, Dian Niang, come, let's have a good fight