Chapter 70: Don't pretend, I'm in a showdown!
Chen Ying quickly cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and then took out a set of tea sets to make tea, her movements were obviously skillful, and her face was enough to score a full score of ninety-seven points.
A burst of heat rose, and a layer of fine beads of sweat oozed from her forehead, which made people feel pity, and even Wang Ting couldn't help but take a few more looks, the decision to save her from the hands of the ghost was really wise.
Clean hands, hot cup and warm pot, enter the palace to wash tea, and finally taste tea in the spring breeze, the process is not bad, which is pleasing to the eye.
Sensing Wang Ting's gaze, Chen Ying secretly rejoiced that the old lady had dressed up for so long, there were no ugly women in the world, only lazy women, not to mention that she was still very confident in her appearance!
She has only recently started to study the tea ceremony, and it can only be said that she is slightly inferior to a professional tea artist, but there is no problem in dealing with someone like Wang Ting who doesn't know anything.
There was a hint of bitterness in the mouth, but as he drank the tea, a sweet taste gushed out from his throat, and the mellow taste was refreshing.
Wang Ting doesn't know the tea ceremony, but it doesn't affect him to drink it, even if he drinks it like a whale, Chen Ying still has a smile.
The fat man picked up the teacup and drank it all in one gulp, and then chirped: "This tea is not good, I will bring you some good goods another day." ”
Wang Ting smiled: "Forget it, let your dad know that you can't afford a fat beating." ”
"He dare!" the fat man slapped the table and glared.
"What's the matter? Your dad is on a business trip, isn't he home?"
The fat man touched his bald head, and his face was full of doubts: "Boss, how do you know? Have you been to my house? No, you don't know where my house is!"
"Simple! Your dad is at home, and you don't dare to borrow your three guts. Wang Ting sneered.
When the fat man heard this, he showed a hint of embarrassment, and quietly glanced at Chen Ying and said a little embarrassedly: "What are you doing, there are other people here, can't you save me some face?"
Chen Yingxiu raised her eyebrows, and said with a hint of danger in her beautiful eyes: "Now you treat me as an outsider?" ”
"By the way, Brother Ting, didn't you say what happened to the fat man before, what happened to him before?"
"Tell me about it......"
The face that is almost full marks, coupled with a light makeup, and the big watery eyes are full of brilliance and seduction.
Wang Ting admitted that he was very unproductive, and he didn't look at the fat man's pleading look at all, and betrayed him directly.
"It was in junior high school, it should be the second year of junior high school, once the fat man didn't want to go to school, so he locked his parents out of the door for three hours, no matter how his family knocked on the door and said he just wouldn't open it, because the fat man's parents are very status people who cherish their face and didn't look for a lock company, otherwise it will not end well if everyone knows that they will make a big fuss, and it will also have an impact on their reputation. ”
......
"But in the end... The people from their community property came, and that was the longest time I lost contact with the fat man, and I didn't see him for a month!"
He didn't go to school, but he spent the month in the hospital. ”
Chen Ying: "...... Burst... Hahaha. ”
The fat man glanced at Wang Ting resentfully: "Boss......"
"Duh... Doodle... Doot tuk hey dot doo... Hey... Eribatti, get high... What's wrong with being fat..."
A mobile phone ringtone, interrupting what the fat man was going to say, Wang Ting subconsciously touched the phone, but suddenly remembered that he had changed the ringtone, raised his head and saw that the fat man took out the new fruit machine on the market this year, saw that it was an unfamiliar number, hesitated and picked it up: "Hey, which one." ”
A clear and powerful middle-aged male voice came from the other side of the phone: "Your father!"
Wang Ting frowned, he could make fun of the fat man, just as the fat man sometimes scolded him without mercy, because the relationship between the two had long been close to that point.
The fat man's temper suddenly jumped up, and just after being teased by the two, there was an evil fire that had nowhere to spread: "I **** you are a big ****...... Rest assured, you will walk peacefully, with a smile on your lips. The sun will be very good that day, the fire will burn very strong, the ashes will be very hot, the family is very strong, they are not crying, they are all playing mahjong, and I will send you a cool song. ”
The cordial greetings that lasted for half an hour stunned Wang Ting and Chen Ying who were sitting next to them!
Looking at the fat man Wang Ting, who was still gushing and incarnating as the first spray god in the national uniform, was dumbfounded, although he knew that the fat man used to spray people when he played games, but this was the first time to play on the spot, watching the fat man who scolded to the end of the fun stood up suddenly, and the fat on his body began to shake violently, Wang Ting also sighed that the other party's resistance was tenacious, and he hadn't hung up the phone yet.
Half an hour passed, and the fat man felt a little tired of scolding, so he drank saliva to moisten his throat, and saw Wang Ting and Chen Ying staring at him intently with shocked looks on their faces.
He couldn't help but smile proudly: "Look at what, fat brother I am inferior and cowardly in reality, I don't dare to fight, and I don't dare to insult others, for fear of being beaten." ”
"But in the telephone network..... I... Oh no... The deity is high-spirited, looks down on the world, insults netizens, and is the only one! Heaven does not give birth to me as a keyboard warrior, the spray is like a long night, the key comes! The top of the fairy, proud of the world! With my keyboard, there is the sky! The key of the river comes from the sky! One key crosses the world! Break the red dust! Kill all the immortals! One key in hand, cut nine days! If there is no true immortal in the world? I am willing to hold the key and become an immortal!!
But when the fat man just finished speaking, the voice on the other side of the mobile phone resurfaced again: "Hehe... I'm your father Wang Zhenxiong, this is the number I just changed, I'll go back tomorrow!"
The fat man's head buzzed, and a mouthful of tea squirted out on the spot: "Dad, it's not... Listen to me..."
Honk...
Apparently the other side has hung up.
Wang Ting: "......"
Chen Ying: "......"
The two looked at the fat man who wanted to cry without tears, and the expression on his face was very stiff, as if he was enduring something.
"Poof. ”
A chuckle came out of Wang Ting's mouth, and then it was like a river that opened the floodgates.
"Hahahahaha......haha
"Fatty, I'm professionally trained, no matter how funny it is, we won't laugh unless we can't help it!"
And Chen Ying couldn't bear it anymore when she saw Wang Ting laughing, and leaned back and fell back with the laughter.
After a long while, Wang Ting and the others stopped laughing and looked at the fat man with a face, Wang Ting said lightly: "Forget it, it's nothing, it's a big deal, I'll help you explain it when your father comes back." ”
The fat man snorted a few times: "No need, the big deal is to be beaten, although my body has succumbed, my soul is still stubborn!"
When this sentence came out, it was really impressive, and Wang Ting clapped his hands: "Okay, ambitious." ”
"Hmph, fat brother, who have I begged in my life? I think that the two of them played mixed doubles against me back then, and I never gave in, so what can I do now?"
"You want me to ask for someone? Dream! No one has ever asked for it in my life, only for the psychological shadow area!"
This remark was full of momentum and momentum, if it weren't for his crying expression that betrayed him, he could really frighten people who were not familiar with him.
Honk... Doodle... Doot tuk hey dot doo... Hey......
The fat man immediately picked up the phone, his face full of flattery: "Dad, listen to me, things are not the ...... you imagined"
Wang Ting and the others: "......"
The other side seemed to be silent for two seconds: "... Fat guy?"
The fat man's words stopped, and when he looked closely, he realized that it was not the phone call before.
"Who are you!" the fat man was a little annoyed.
"It's me, Baozi!"
"I don't care what kind of bun dumplings you are, say!What's the matter?" The fat man's face was like eating shit, the other party couldn't say one, two, three, four, or five today, be careful that the fat brother sits on your butt and sits you to death.
"It's me, Bao Buping! It's time to start the live broadcast, otherwise the fans will be gone!" The voice on the other side of the phone was a little hurried, obviously a little afraid of the fat man.
"Bao Buping?" the fat man patted his head, and a figure appeared in his mind, almost forgetting what he was doing.
Some time ago, Wang Ting went to Linmen Village to solve the supernatural incident, the fat man was bored at home alone, and wanted to play games, but after the last experience, it caused a huge blow to his weak mind, so he planned to quit the game.
And by chance, he went out shopping, and saw an online outdoor anchor holding a selfie stick on the road who was bragging to tourists about the mountains, and was immediately deeply attracted by this industry.
The type of live broadcast of that anchor happens to be thriller and horror, and the fat man looks at it and pays it back, but someone dares to broadcast this kind of thing live? Aren't you afraid of being checked by the water meter?
Besides, who is he? That's a survivor who has experienced supernatural events, and the boss is the town guard of H City! Whether it's a person or a ghost, who dares not to give the fat brother three points of face.
In this way, under the fat man's spending, the anchor was almost not killed by the fat man.
At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I looked in the mirror and combed my hair in the mirror, learned to zombie jump in the abandoned corridor, and went to visit the funeral home at two or three o'clock in the morning......
In the end, the anchor successfully collapsed, and even gave the fat man a cent of the money to the live broadcast room, and disappeared into the sea of people.
As for the fat man, the artist is bold and praising him, he is simply a dog, and there are brothers and sisters in the live broadcast room who are supporting him, and he successfully took over the previous class and became a new generation of network anchors.
Don't look at the fat man's appearance, but he can also see it under the tenth-level beauty, plus he has always been generous and generous to spend a lot of money to give benefits every day, which soon attracted the attention of many supernatural lovers.
"I know, I'll go live in a minute. The fat man hung up the phone, turned his head, looked at Wang Ting and the others with a solemn face, and said with a hint of pride: "I originally wanted to get along with everyone as an ordinary person, but in exchange for alienation and ridicule, I don't pretend! I'm an Internet celebrity, I'm having a showdown!"