Chapter 75: It's not good to be a guest
In the spacious and luxurious room, fine food and wine, singing and dancing. The gold-inlaid tables are densely packed with all kinds of food, meat and vegetarian, fruit snacks, all available. The black wine glass was full of wine, as if it was about to overflow, and it seemed to freeze on the edge of the glass.
In the house, a large group of handsome men and women, dressed in luxurious costumes, pushed glasses and changed lamps, drank and punched, and it was very lively.
The first one, sitting upright in the top chair, holding a bowl of large cups in his hand, tilted his head down and poured it down his throat. Beside him, there was a stunning beauty, and when she saw him finish drinking, she hurriedly filled it for him. The man squinted at the beauty, and let out a muffled snort in his throat, "Get out of the way, don't get in the way." ”
The beautiful woman hurriedly bowed down and fell to her knees at the man's feet. Her whole body shivered, like fallen leaves in the cold wind.
The king waved his hand impatiently and yelled downward, "Why aren't those two awake?"
On the ground, there were two people lying in their mouths, their mouths stuffed with all kinds of food and drink, flowing down the corners of their mouths. But there are dozens of hands stretched out around their mouths, and they are still stuffing all kinds of food and drink into their mouths.
Finally, one of them was overwhelmed, and he woke up, looking around with a puzzled gaze, as if he was a little confused. He finished looking, and looked at the other person who was still lying on the ground.
The man gulped his mouth, swallowed all the stuffed food, and then opened his mouth wide as if waiting for someone else to continue feeding. The man who had already woken up couldn't help but knock on the head of the man who was still asleep, and he knocked it, but it didn't seem to be enjoyable, and he beat it several times in a row.
"Who the fuck is so lacking in morality?" the man on the ground bounced up and punched at the people around him, "It's you bastard! You little black you little broken child! You runny little baby in open crotch pants!"
"Xue Jin, you crazy woman! You old woman! You ugly bastard who can't find a boyfriend even if you die of old age!" Xiao Hei was not to be outdone, and scuffled with Xue Jin.
The two fought from one end to the other, fully adhering to the spirit of never being deceived, and tried their best to fight each other. Xiao Hei ruffled Xue Jin's hair, allowing her to be successfully promoted to a disciple of the Beggar Gang. Xue Jin scratched Xiao Hei's face out a lot of different shades, and gave him a few scratches on his neck.
Behind them, several people followed, trying to catch up with them, trying to reach out and pat them on the back. But those people were always a step or two slower than them, and they couldn't catch up with them.
"That's enough!" the king sitting above waved his hand.
The men fell, looking up with frightened eyes, babbling but unable to make a clear and complete sound. I saw a large cloud of black smoke suddenly appear on the ground, and those people quickly disappeared. In the air, the sound of their whimpering was faintly wafting.
Only then did Xue Jin and Xiao Hei realize that the situation was not good, and quickly stopped the fight and stood back to back.
"Enough trouble?" the man standing at the top walked down step by step and walked in front of Xue Jin. He looked at Xue Jin carefully, and the corners of his mouth hooked up like a smile but not a smile.
Xue Jin was stared at by him until her scalp was numb and her back was cold, and she hurriedly squeezed out her signature eight teeth and smirked.
After the man examined Xue Jin, he slowly walked around to Xiao Hei, and looked at Xiao Hei with a smile.
Xiao Hei was stiff, straightened his back and gave this person a fearless look.
"I'm here, it's been a long time since I've had a guest. The man slowly paced back to his seat and looked at Xue Jin and Xiao Hei condescendingly, "Welcome." ”
The corners of his mouth almost reached the base of his ears, and he smiled in a panic.
Xue Jin laughed dryly, moved her little short legs and wanted to run out, but there were people standing all around, and there was no way to escape. It was Xiao Hei, who nodded generously and saluted, and at the same time reached out and pulled Xue Jin's clothes.
"Don't be afraid, I'm very hospitable. The man raised his arm and tapped it a few times.
Several fairy-like women floated in, holding shiny plates of delicate and shiny pastries. They came to Xue Jin and Xiao Hei, smiling smartly.
"Please use it. The man spoke again. His gaze was fixed on the two of them, as if he wanted to watch them eat with his own eyes.
Originally, Xue Jin couldn't see food. As long as she sees something to eat, she will not hesitate to eat it. However, at this time, even if her nerves are big, she doesn't dare to eat rashly.
She hit Xiao Hei with her elbow and whispered, "I'm not hungry, you eat." ”
Xiao Hei snorted coldly, "I don't have a funny head." ”
The implication is that she has a problem with her brain? Xue Jin was angry, and pinched Xiao Hei's arm with her backhand. Xiao Hei was furious, and immediately fought back unceremoniously. The two scuffled together.
Seeing this, several women hurriedly retreated a few steps, for fear that the food in their hands would be lost. They looked timidly at the man standing on the height, the fear on their faces palpable.
Their reaction made Xue Jin and Xiao Hei feel that there was something wrong with the food, and the two were even more reluctant to risk their lives. The two scuffled and whispered, exchanging their next countermeasures.
"What now?" asked Xue Jin.
"What can I do, find a way to slip away!" replied Blackie.
The two of them looked at the people who were three circles inside and three circles outside like iron buckets, and quickly dispelled this idea.
"Sneaking under the noses of so many people is as difficult as it is for a constipation patient to get out of his hands. Xue Jin frowned, expressing deep concern.
Little Black almost fell. He reached out and grabbed Xue Jin's arm and gritted his teeth, "When have you been making such jokes?"
Hey, Xue Jin shook her head. She sighed from the bottom of her heart, but this kind of little kid couldn't understand it. It can only be said that there is a difference in the level of thought.
The two of them tugged at each other for a while, and decided to come to cover the water. Since they are warmly invited, then why should they delay for a long time? But they will make a fuss about diarrhea, right? If you are unlucky, you will be poisoned and pulled down!
Xue Jin stretched out her hand, grabbed a piece of snack nearby, and stuffed it into her mouth without saying a word—just into Xiao Hei's mouth.
Xiao Hei was choked and rolled out a pair of eyes. He never expected Xue Jin to play a trick, so he immediately reached out angrily and grabbed Xue Jin's neck, grabbed a large handful of things and stuffed them into Xue Jin's throat. The two began a new round of fighting, this time in the cross-stuffing of food.
Soon, Xiao Hei's hands and feet twitched, and he fell to the ground foaming at the mouth. Xue Jin also fell, but she reacted differently, humming in her mouth, as if she was intoxicated by something good.
The person standing above had a satisfied smile on his face when he watched the two of them fall, but at this time, looking at the different reactions of the two, his face changed instantly.
"Liar!" he roared, "how dare you act in front of me! I want to make you look good!"
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