Chapter 34: Playing and Eating with Storytelling!

"Bing'er, you're messing around again." The Snow Girl wasn't very angry, but just knocked the Ice Emperor into a brain meltdown.

How could the Snow Girl not understand the Ice Emperor, the two of them have been together for hundreds of thousands of years, she would not understand the Ice Emperor, how could the Ice Emperor really want to eat humans? Besides, she just said that Wang Xiaotian was her friend.

The Ice Emperor simply thought that it was rare to have a human being, so he said so.

"Sister, you are bullying me like this again, and there are still outsiders, don't I want to lose face as the second king of the Far North?" Saying that, the Ice Emperor made a proud expression at Wang Xiaotian.

Wang Xiaotian: Two big guys, you guys, your image has completely collapsed, okay?

Shocked, the two kings of the Far North actually ......

"Seniors are good ......" What else can Wang Xiaotian say? I can only say hello first.

"Xiao Tian, let me introduce you, this is the Ice Emperor, my good sister, the second strongest man in the Far North!"

"You don't have to call her senior, you are my friend, you can call her by her name Bing Emperor or Bing'er, if she dares to bully you, you can tell me, and I will spank her." The Snow Girl said to Wang Xiaotian, and also supported Wang Xiaotian by the way.

"Oh, sister, you are a typical human world." The Ice Emperor teased, but unexpectedly suffered another brain collapse.

"What nonsense, Xiaotian is my friend." Although the Snow Girl said this, her face was rarely red, but no one noticed it.

"Okay, okay, don't tease, talk about it quickly, what kind of boring thing, say it quickly!" The Ice Emperor was like a little girl at this time, and couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Ahem, Ice Emperor, it's these cards, I call this the Fighting Landlord, and its rules are ........." Wang Xiaotian began to talk about the rules of the Fighting Landlord, and also showed the various cards to the Snow Girl and the Ice Emperor, and also answered some strange questions, such as:

"Why is this one smaller than two, but bigger than three?" This is the question of the Ice Emperor, which is very knowledgeable and difficult to answer.

"Then when we play cards, can we use mental power to detect the opponent's cards?" Xue Nu asked excitedly, among the two beasts of this person, she has the highest strength, she can ensure that her cards are not detected, and she can also calmly probe Wang Xiaotian's cards.

"No, you can't!" Wang Xiaotian and the Ice Emperor said in unison, it's okay to be strong, can you do whatever you want?

After a mess of questions, it's finally on track:

"Call the landlord!"

"Grab the landlord!"

"King Bomb!"

"Straight flush!"

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"Wait, Ice Emperor! How can you lose your cards! ”

"Snow girl, don't use your mental power to investigate!!"

Wang Xiaotian found that the two big guys played cards brightly, and their faces were not red and their hearts were not beating, and their faces were really thick!

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Although there are many messy problems in the middle, Wang Xiaotian is still very happy, and fighting the landlord can be regarded as some nostalgia for the previous life, can he not be happy?

Of course, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is to fight the landlord with a beautiful woman, happy!

So, one man and two beasts fought for a day and a night......

I don't know what the reason is, Wang Xiaotian could still win at first, but after the Snow Girl became familiar with the rules, she kept pressing him to fight with the Ice Emperor.

is almost a landlord every other hand, and as long as the Snow Girl is a landlord, she must have a big and small king and a bomb in her hand, which is simply hanging Wang Xiaotian and the Ice Emperor to fight.

This made Wang Xiaotian quite emotional, don't look at the group of Snow Girls with low cooking talent, but when you play cards, it's just a humanoid plug-in, it's too awesome!

"So happy! It's been a long time since I've been so happy, and the last time I was so happy was when I broke through the bottleneck of 300,000 years. The Ice Emperor said, dumping a little king!

"Yes, human wisdom is really endless, it's really interesting." Snow Girl said, and also threw off a big king, crushed to death!

"Okay, I won't fight after this fight, I'll let you taste Xiaotian's craftsmanship in a while, and we'll eat hot pot today!" Seeing that no one played the cards, the Snow Girl threw out the remaining four cards in her hand, four twos, bombs!

"Okay, it's over, let's cook." The Snow Girl clapped her hands and said to Wang Xiaotian.

"Good ......" Wang Xiaotian nodded excitedly, finally he didn't have to lose all the time, sure enough, cooking was his forte!

"I'm here to help you, I'm here to help you, I'm still a little talented in cooking." The Ice Emperor immediately rushed to Wang Xiaotian's side and volunteered.

"Okay, thank you." Wang Xiaotian nodded, and then began to point out the Ice Emperor, if the Ice Emperor really had a talent for cooking, then his departure would be just around the corner.

Ten minutes later......

Looking at the Ice Emperor who was chopping vegetables and boiling water, Wang Xiaotian couldn't help but shed tears of happiness, too, too excited, he finally found a soul beast that could cook, his liberation day was not far away, but why was he a little reluctant to say......

After eating the hot pot, the Ice Emperor patted her stomach with satisfaction, this time she came to the right place, there were delicious and fun, so she made a request to stay here for a few days, and she also got the consent of the Snow Girl.

"Xiaotian, tell us an interesting story about your human race." The Ice Emperor patted Wang Xiaotian on the shoulder and said, she is a human being, as long as she feels familiar with you, she is extremely enthusiastic.

Compared with the Snow Emperor, the Ice Emperor's temperament is obviously much more heroic.

"Okay, let me think about it......" Wang Xiaotian said with a fine expression, but a sentence suddenly popped up in his heart: Eat together, play together, and tell bedtime stories, what am I, do you have three escorts?

But let's hurry up and serve the big guys, hey, three escorts, three escorts, we're happy!

"I've figured it out!" It didn't take long for Wang Xiaotian to decide which story to tell.

But he didn't rush to talk, but took out some melon seeds and snacks from Wusan and made a pot of tea.

"Snow Maiden, Ice Emperor, you listen to me and eat at the same time, so it's interesting."

"Haha, okay, let's try this way for you humans." The Ice Emperor and the Snow Maiden sat cross-legged on the ground, poured the tea, and said with melon seeds.

"I'm tired of helping me gather a big podium, which is a cuboid .......," Wang Xiaotian thought about it and said, drawing it with his hand. He also found a wooden block from Wusanli to be used as a shocking wood, and the Ice Emperor also condensed the table at this time.

"Ahem, let's go!" Wang Xiaotian moistened his throat, slapped the startled wood, and said heroically.

"For the first time, the spiritual root nurturing and pregnancy source flowed out of the spiritual cultivation avenue!"

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That's right, Wang Xiaotian is talking about Journey to the West, which is also the story he is most familiar with, and it is very interesting, so take it out to the town today!

And the Snow Girl and the Ice Emperor in the audience thought it didn't matter at first, but the more they listened to it, the more incredible they felt!

A monkey can have so much power?

The world depicted by Wang Xiaotian is even more vivid, just like the real thing, but it is also fictional......

This time he talked for two hours, and when he talked about the seventh gossip furnace and escaped from the Great Sage Five Elements Mountain, Wang Xiaotian stopped.