00075: How do you prove you're Lanbei?
Stupid conversations, awkward atmosphere.
and topics that make people gradually irritable, all the time Lan Bei feels like he is wasting his tongue (γΌ_γΌ)!! with a second fool
What kind of weirdos are these, I remember that people used to say that there are no wonders in the world, and he didn't believe it much.
But now, he believed.
He opened his mouth, and for the first time he noticed that he was a little stuck.
Unable! Can't communicate!
"Nothing to say, are you?"
"You probably don't think it's the Lanbei that my sister said, even so, I'm sorry for the offense today."
"I'm not Lanbei, you're Lanbei?" Lanbei is starting to get upset.
"Well, by the way, is there a misunderstanding?"
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Lan Bei rolled his eyes, not wanting to speak.
"I mean, my senior brother and sister's man is Lan Bei, Lan of the mountain wind Lan."
"And Shaoxia, you should be a prisoner, right?"
The one who could speak was a stout young man with a huge bronze shield on his back. He didn't want to interject, but he couldn't stand it anymore when he saw that things were getting more and more deadlocked.
Come to think of it, there must have been some kind of misunderstanding.
"You're just in prison, your whole family is in prison!"
"Uncle Ben doesn't change his surname, he doesn't change his name, Shan Fenglan remembers!" Lan Bei raised his index finger, not having a good airway.
"That's still not right, is it?"
"If you're Shan Fenglan, how can you not know my sister?"
The long-haired man still couldn't recognize it, and he was also a little disappointed, tossing for a long time, and actually found the wrong person......
"Mo is not the same as the north, my senior brother and sister's man is the north of the southeast and northwest, you ...... Also? β
The short man looked at Lan Bei's face and was a little hesitant, but in order to figure out the specifics, he still asked hard.
"Nonsense!"
"What else can there be north?"
"Are you teases invited by the monkeys?" Lan Bei is angry.
"You said so much, so how do you prove that you are Lanbei?"
The more the long-haired man listened, the more confused he became, the surname was the same, the name was the same, and the address was not wrong.
But until now, the other party still can't say her sister's name, which is too strange.
So, he remained skeptical.
"You're ???"
Lanbei froze directly, what kind of bullshit problem is this, real people are crazy ("βΌDishβΌ)
He suddenly had the illusion that my mother was my mother, it was really drunk enough, this big guy is not a fool, right?
Ah, a headache.
He pinched his head, clenched his fists with five fingers, and suddenly wanted to knock these idiots out!
"Of course he's Lan Bei," Feng Tiantian stepped forward and took two steps.
"Yes, there is a second Lanbei in this world?" Xiang Xue asked rhetorically, feeling incredulous.
"It's impossible at all, there's only one in Lanbei, and it's my family!" Qin Yaoyao's words are categorical and unquestionable.
"Forehead ......"
The long-haired man looked around, his eyes showing a faint confusion.
"You're such a tendon, can't you just say what your sister's name is?" Feng Tiantian shook his head helplessly, he didn't expect that there were more stupid people in the school than Lan Bei? It's a surprise.
"I'm ......" The long-haired man just wanted to argue, but was interrupted by Xiang Xue.
"That's right, what's your sister's name, just say it."
"Talk, talk, I listened to it for a long time, and the gods were mysterious." 135 Chinese
"I also agree, you must know that the number of fairies who like our Banlanbei can't be counted."
"If you don't say the name, how can Lanbei remember?" Nangong Xian grinned.
"A lot of fairies? Hiss~"
The long-haired man hesitated a little, if this is really his sister's man, it would be too public, right?
It's nothing to be flamboyant, these students of the Art of War are all more flamboyant.
But as his brother-in-law, there are a lot of flowers and plants outside......
"That's it, say the name!"
"Say, who is your sister?"
"So it's mysterious, whether your sister likes Lanbei, or do you like Lanbei, hahaha." Qin Yaoyao sneered, and found that this big guy was really funny.
"Nonsense!"
The long-haired man suddenly became annoyed and angry, how could this kind of joke be casual......
Qin Yaoyao was not afraid of the big man's angry glare, but continued to urge: "Then you say, the ink is dead or is it not a man?" β
"But isn't it, I'm afraid you're not here to embarrass the art of war?" Xiang Xue couldn't stand it anymore, and for the first time felt that the tall image of the art of war in his heart had completely collapsed.
"Just say it, who's afraid of whom?"
The long-haired man really felt big in the face of so many girls' chatter.
Today's matter, it seems that there must be a knot, otherwise it will be a big joke.
"What do you say?"
"Say, say, say it!"
In the face of another bombardment, the long-haired man discovered the horror of the girls for the first time.
"Li Yanyan!"
"Li Yanyan is my sister!"
The sound fell, and the surroundings finally quieted down a lot.
Although the original chaotic atmosphere has calmed down, it seems to be a little cold, and the pastoral songs of others have become sharp and sharp.
"What's the situation?"
The long-haired man grabbed his hair, a little puzzled, these sharp gazes were not murderous, but they were still very uncomfortable, and even some mockery was in it, which was very complicated.
He frowned slightly, glanced a few times, and found that these eyes were all from girls.
At this point, he suddenly realized, and he didn't care anymore, but chuckled: "Jealousy, it's all jealousy, jealousy of my sister's beauty!" β
Meanwhile.
"Senior Sister Li is really endless, and she rushed her younger brother to Lan Bei to send courtesy, but it's a pity that it's too stupid and self-defeating haha."
After Qin Yaoyao laughed a few times, she didn't bother to pay attention anymore.
Xiang Xuelin Yixi and the others also dispersed, although they watched a lame and funny performance today, but I have to say, it turned out that they were pulled into the relationship, can they still be like this?
"Then my cousin can too~" Xiang Xue thought about it, and suddenly felt that her thoughts had broadened a lot.
"Brother's words, I don't know if I'm free," Lin Yixi returned to the dormitory, thought about it, took out the jade talisman, and planned to ask.
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Feng Tiantian went back to continue eating watermelon, and Lan Bei also planned to go out to forage for food.
This big brother is stupid and completely unsaved, but it is no wonder that Senior Sister Li is also a little stupid.
The long-haired man watched Lan Bei walk away, and grabbed his hair again, as if he was still entangled.
"Senior brother, are you stupid?"
"This son must be Lanbei, why are you stunned, go on!"
The young man with the sword couldn't stand it anymore, and the tendoned senior brother made a mistake as soon as he encountered something complicated.
What Master said was right, if it weren't for a rational and intelligent person like himself, Senior Brother wouldn't have known how many jokes and troubles he would have made.
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