Chapter 35: Xiao Se: I'm sorry I misplaced the video again

"Hello everyone, the protein left over from the head of this creature is ten times that of beef, and it can be eaten directly."

On TV, a crooked nut grinned, removed the head of an unknown creature in his hand with a knife, and gnawed on the bloody body, although there was a disgusted expression on his face, but he still resolutely swallowed the meat.

"Crunchy, chicken-flavored."

Immediately, the crooked nuts continued to eat, and the uncomfortable expression on his face slowly turned into enjoyment.

Ghidorah and Godzilla sat there like students, shivering and shuddering when they saw this scene.

, so fierce!

If it were according to the proportions, the guy who was decapitated on TV was not smaller than the two of them, or even a lot older, and he was killed so simply and eaten raw?

Looking at the crooked face on TV, Godzilla Cchidora deeply imprinted this human in his mind.

Godzilla and Ghidorah looked at each other.

Although they didn't speak, they just made eye contact, but both sides read each other's thoughts.

If we meet this guy in the future, we must definitely take a detour, otherwise we will be finished if we are gone.

Thinking of this, Ghidora couldn't help but feel a sense of superiority in front of Godzilla.

This beast has three heads.,And over-speed regeneration.,As long as the monster doesn't eat the head.,The beast can recover even if it goes head.,In comparison,Godzilla is miserable.,Whether he can survive after going to the head is two words.。

Sure enough, this beast is the real king of monsters!

The two monsters were shivering.

"Sorry, misplaced."

Xiao Se apologized insincerely.

Naturally, the two little monsters looked at each other with resentment, but Xiao Se ignored them directly.

I said that I put it by mistake, and I put it by mistake, what's the matter, you have the ability to hit me!

"A new storm has risen, how can it be stagnant......"

Familiar melodies appear on the TV with flashing images one by one.

Monster!

Lots of monsters!

This was Godzilla's first feeling with Ghidorah, and then-

When the theme song ends, Ghidorah and Godzilla fall into a long silence.

Although—

Those pictures are just fleeting, and although the two monsters often commit two mistakes, their IQ is still online.

A warrior of light who walks in the light.

Monsters of all kinds.

Those humans were already behemoths in the eyes of their two beasts, but in that fleeting picture, these human monsters that were already huge enough were like a swarm of ants compared to Ultraman and monsters.

Admittedly, size is not the only criterion for determining combat effectiveness.

But when the size gap reaches a certain level, it can bring about qualitative changes.

Take firearms, for example.

The main power of a firearm comes from the mass and speed of the bullets.

Based on E=1/2mv^2, it can be seen that the greater the mass and velocity, the greater the damage.

The guns of Godzilla's world can't deal triple damage to Godzilla.

However, when the gun is enlarged tens of thousands of times or even hundreds of thousands of times, the weight of the bullet is calculated as 100,000 kg if it is less, and the relative distance between the two worlds has also changed, and it can be increased by 10,000 times.

Then the impact power of firearms in the ordinary world is about 100,000*10,000*10,000 times that of firearms in the Godzilla world.

Of course, the specific power may also take into account the air resistance and the pressure area of the hit monster, so the actual damage caused should not be as high as the theoretical value, but it is terrifying enough.

Godzilla is awesome, Ghidorah is also awesome, the kind of awesome that can't be killed by nuclear bombs in the original world, but it may not be able to withstand a random shot, otherwise it won't be so fast, but if there is a little hope of victory.

Ghidorah and Godzilla, who are the king of monsters, will not admit it.

I thought that the humans in this world were terrifying enough, but after looking at this big box-like thing, I realized that it might be even more terrifying outside!

Ultraman and many monsters made Ghidorah and Godzilla completely cowardly.

With your own size, you are likely to be trampled to death directly when you go out!

No, maybe because it's too small, people can't see themselves at all, and a parasite on their body is enough for them to fight hard for a while, if you think about it.

Special mother, you really should find a place to develop as obscene as the beautiful boy on Skull Island, and wait for the invincible world to come out and do things!

"Sorry, sorry, misplaced again." Xiao Se scratched his head and said, which made Godzilla and Ghidorah couldn't help but glance at Xiao Se.

This human being is not stupid, how can he keep misplacing it.

Even Nero and Xiaolongnu couldn't help but glance at Xiao Se at this moment.

I believe you're a ghost and misplaced!

The next moment, the picture turned.

"Look at this bamboo rat, it eats too much, and it has to eat two cents and nine cents a meal, so let's make a braised bamboo rat."

"Look at this chicken, it was very likely to get sick when it rained yesterday, so why don't we roast it."

"Look at this duck, it's so beautiful, it's likely to be abducted by wild ducks in the future, it's better to-"

"This bamboo rat has a bad stomach, and the poop pulled is too dry to ...... us"

.......

Godzilla ...... ┌(。 Д。 ┐This... Are these two devils?!

Ghidorah ...... Ma Ma Earth is so terrible, I want to go back to an alien planet!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry I misplaced it again." Xiao Se continued to apologize without sincerity.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

I believe you're a ghost, you're a dead otaku who is very bad, and every time you misplace you, are you stupid?!

After making Ghidorah and Godzilla fully suspicious of the beast, Xiao Se finally opened Godzilla's movie, of course, it was not a Godzilla 2 movie, after all, it hadn't been released for a long time and hadn't come out on the app yet.

Although some illegal channels can be seen, we are an otaku with a bottom line.

Combating piracy is everyone's responsibility.

So the two monsters were shown those movie footage from a long time ago from District 11.

As for whether the picture is bad or not, Xiao Se doesn't care.

Anyway, it's two turtle monsters who haven't watched TV, not to mention that I've put three pre-videos before, so I don't believe these two monsters are dishonest.

That's right, the first three videos are designed to intimidate these two guys.

After all, the hearts of non-our race must be different, although Godzilla and Ghidorah came to the real world and could not cause such terrible damage in the original world, but it is necessary to prevent it.

The first Bei Ye + Diga + Huanong, if you look at it from the perspective of a monster, Xiao Se couldn't help but shudder.

It's like watching a horror movie!

Greeting Nero, Xiao Se took Nero and continued to fight an elite.

Some abused me thousands of times, and I treated the game like my first love.

Xiao Se definitely doesn't admit that it's his own food, it must be that the money is not enough, yes, it must be so.

Penguin games don't charge money to play with a hammer!

Then Xiao Se continued to start his kryptonite journey!