Chapter 91: The First Meeting with the Three Fools
Blitz stretched out his other hand, grabbed at the sign on the platform, and swung himself up with great difficulty, its metal shell dented in.
The passengers held each other up, and Jeno was helping Caitlyn pat away the dust behind her.
Britz opened the glass window on his belly, and the little boy did not cry, but ran into his father's arms in a panic.
This made Jeno resonate with the pair of cleaners who had no money to scream at the beginning of Zaun and Oriana, and he didn't know if they survived in the end.
A slight distraction caused him to accidentally slap Catelyn's buttocks, causing her to scold:
"If you touch your hand again, I'll arrest you for sexual harassment!"
A cold sweat broke out on Jeno's forehead, and then he remembered that the people around him were no longer the cute Oriana.
However, Caitlin changed her words and sneered: "Now that the screaming is broken, I can't go back to Piltover for the time being, you don't want to get rid of me." ”
Jeno: "......"
Caitlin's haunting ghost is a headache for him, is a spy who can't act secretly still an agent?
The Administrator approached Britz and Jeno:
"You saved us all."
Her voice trembled with shock, "Thank you." ”
"I just...... At the end of the ...... Own...... Target" Britz said: "Very happy...... You guys...... There were no injuries. Good luck to you...... Pleasant. ”
Jeno just nodded.
She smiled at the two of them, then turned around and directed the Zuan Guy who came up around her to rescue, assisting the other passengers to evacuate and start repairs, and the little boy, who had calmed down under his father's comfort, also turned around and smiled shyly at Britz.
"You'd better have them fix it for you."
Jeno pointed to the two lame Hex mechanics who had just arrived.
"No need...... Minor issues...... I can...... Settle. I have to ...... Early...... Go home. ”
Blitz checked his condition on the spot, the arm spring was overstretched, the shell metal plate was deformed, and the finger was broken...... But this is not a big problem, it is in a hurry to go home and has more important things.
"Where are we going? Looking for a hotel for the night? ”
Caitlin wasn't familiar enough with Zaun and left the decision to Jeno.
The nights in Zaun are not safe, so it's best to find a place to stay.
"Your status is too special, and you are not welcome in Zuanya."
Jeno looked at the red-lit entrance of the shimmering bar not far away, his brow furrowed slightly, Caitlyn shouldn't like this kind of place, and bringing it in might cause her some misunderstanding.
Then, looking into the distance, Zaun's inn, which was also the place where some special transactions were conducted, and Catelyn, a famous sheriff of Pittown, was afraid that no shopkeeper would dare to make such a profit.
Or when you meet a black-hearted shopkeeper, you can take it in on the surface and sell her information to the alchemy baron with your backhand, in exchange for a large bounty.
"Coming...... My home...... Take a look? Blitz, who had just taken two steps away, stopped again and said to Jeno.
"Your home?"
Jeno was stunned, he had been thinking about how a robot could have a home and eat cooked food in the screaming just now.
Just now, when he was putting the little boy down, he saw a few catties of cooked meat in Blitz's stomach.
There's no way a robot can eat this, right? I don't know who it's for, which makes him very curious.
"Then I'm bothering you." Jeno happily accepted Britz's invitation, but Caitlyn next to him wrinkled her eyebrows and couldn't be happy.
As soon as I got out of the sewer, I rolled on the ground again, and my whole body was dirty and smelly, and I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to take a shower now.
The two of them followed Britz for a long time, and came to a dilapidated house in Fangmu District, which was supposed to be a warehouse or something, the light of the candle flame stealing through the window, and the door was large, one of the few places where Britz could enter and exit.
As soon as he entered the door, Jeno saw two muscular brothers, one green and one purple, wrestling ♂ and having a friendly exchange ♂.
Mondo: "Mondo is hungry! Mondo wants to eat jelly! ”
Zach: "You let go!" I'm not a jelly man! ”
Zach was holding his hand against Mondo's outstretched mouth, which was crooked and full of yellow and black tooth decay, but fortunately Mondo was not afraid of toothache.
"I ...... It's back. ”
Naturally, Blitz ignored this harmonious exchange and pulled out a few pounds of cooked meat wrapped in oiled paper from his stomach.
"Mondo and Zach and Britz?" Jeno was confused, how did these three guys get together?
At this point, Jeno already understood the reason why Britz was in a hurry to go home, it turned out that it was to feed Mondo, could it be that it was raising these freaks?
Smelling the aroma of food, Mondo decisively threw away the jelly that he couldn't eat no matter how hard he tried, picked up the cooked meat, and stuffed the oil paper into his mouth without opening it.
Mondo showed a satisfied expression of enjoyment, the aroma of cooked meat conquered him deeply, he would not feel tired after eating it several times, and a little oiled paper would never taste worse than the taste of fur.
Before he met Britz, he used to forage for food alone, at that time he only ate one meal a day, day and night, maybe he was eating breakfast at other people's dinner time, and the food was a stray cat, a shadow rabbit, eaten raw without shedding, better than toenails, easy to satisfy, delicious to eat.
Under Mondo's gobbling up, a few catties of cooked meat were quickly wiped out, he burped in satisfaction, looked at the two people with ugly faces behind Blitz, and his eyes immediately lit up!
"Britz, do you finally believe I'm a doctor? Brought me two patients! I said I just lost my medical license...... Look at the two of them, their faces are so ugly, they must be suffering from heat stroke! ”
Mondo pulled out his case book, on which he often recorded the patient's performance, including medical history and chief complaint.
The size of the casebook, the yellowed paper, was a result of Mondo's imagination.
With his fat fingers, Mondo scribbled ghost drawings in the air, muttering to himself:
"Mondo treats the head and face best!" What he meant was that these two parts were the easiest to break, Mondo healed, and where he was sick, he was hit.
"Eat two slices at a time, don't use it to find Mondo! One course of treatment will work! ”
Then he picked up the dark red butcher knife and was about to throw it over, but Zack sucked the knife in time and didn't throw it.
At the same time, Caitlin was threatened and immediately aimed her gun at Mondo.
"Mondo! No...... Scare...... Guest. ”
Britz held down a restless Mondo while also standing in the way of Caitlyn.
Jeno pressed Caitlyn's gun and whispered, "Don't mess around, you can't beat any of these three." ”
"It turns out that the urban legends of Zu'an are all true!"
Catelyn had heard of Mondo's heinous deeds, and now the great pervert stood before her eyes, and the sense of justice in her heart urged her to correct him on the spot.
After looking at the other two accomplices, Caitlyn felt that it was not easy to do it alone, and the green rubber man had been wary of her, so she asked for Jeno's help.
He refused directly: "Put away your Picheng pie, this is Zu'an, don't force yourself to be a good police officer here, just treat it as a tourist, Britz won't let them hurt you." ”