Chapter 226: The Household Universal Princess Maid
"Az Majesty, may I ask what is going on with that person in the villa."
When I broke into the palace in a rage, the dead fat pig was buried in the mountain-like text, holding a gold feather pen in his hand and swaying it quickly, and when he saw me breaking in, he seemed to have expected it, put down the pen in a hurry, and looked up at me.
"The elder is angry, and I am also forced to be helpless."
"What kind of helpless way does it take to get her to my house." I glared back coldly.
"The elder probably forgot about it, how can she say that she is also a level 15 mercenary, and she is very familiar with the palace, you said that if you leave her in the palace, can I sleep?" Azra shrugged his ears in a pitiful look of tears.
"This ......"
I was speechless, I couldn't say, in fact, she planned this operation, so don't worry about leaving her in the palace, she is definitely more harmless than any creature.
And from an uninformed point of view, it is not surprising that the dead fat pig has such concerns, but he "kidnapped" her as a hostage, ousted her father from power, and made her from a high-ranking princess of the kingdom to a murderer of the prisoners, no matter how generous he is, it is impossible to leave such a time bomb by his side.
"Your Excellency Elder, letting my cousin's family spend the rest of their lives without worrying about food and clothing is already the maximum concession I can make, and please understand the difficulties of this king." Seeing that my face gradually softened, Azi hurriedly said with a hot iron.
It turned out that it was an excuse for me to settle down, and the ultimate purpose was to hit the time bomb around me, so I said, this fat pig doesn't look like such a generous person.
"That's how it is. So make it clear to me at the beginning, do you think I'm the kind of person who is unreasonable? ”
"Am I not here to surprise the elders? Although her personality is a little weird, Morisa has seen her appearance in the circle, but she has the reputation of the flower of Lugoin! Aziz gave a vague smile that all men knew they were.
"I'm not that kind of person."
I turned my hands behind my back with righteousness and awe, looking up at the dazzling sunlight outside the window, feeling that my pure heart could be seen by the sun and the moon.
"That's it, the elder doesn't look like a person who is tempted by beauty." Azi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and smiled.
After reluctantly saying goodbye to Prince Azi. I strode towards the Mage's Guild, kicked open the door to Talen's room, and asked.
"Master Talen, I will introduce a member of your Mage Guild, who is not only young and promising, but most importantly, this person is also very good to raise." I said in a seductive tone.
"Whew-"
Taron, buried in a sea of books, looked up. Holding a large bowl in his left hand and two bamboo chopsticks in his right hand, I was taken aback by the cold, my hands opened in a daze, and there were noodles on my mouth that I would have time to eat in the future. Funny look, a hairy crab foaming at the mouth.
"Luo, it's the wolf Lao La." He subconsciously responded, but his mouth opened, and the ground inside slid down his beard like a waterfall......
"How? The referral fee is waived. I forced a smile and put it on his shoulder. It looks like you've picked up a bargain.
"There is such a good thing."
He looked at me dumbfounded. The brain didn't seem to react, and after thinking thoughtfully for a while, his face suddenly changed.
"This ...... This ......, Your Excellency Elder, you don't know, the Mage Guild has been bloated and messy recently, and I am preparing to sort out and lay off personnel. How is it possible to accept new people. ”
He jumped away from me like a ghost. As if I was carrying a new infectious germ, I said in horror. Then he patted his head and made a sudden appearance that he remembered something important.
"Oh, look at me, I've forgotten about it, and I still have to go to a banquet, so Your Excellency Elder, I'll go first." After saying that, he disappeared without a trace as if he had hung hot wheels under his feet.
"I'm glad I'm clever, if I let her run here, then our Mage Guild won't be able to ......," Tarun muttered to himself in the distance.
Attending a banquet? I looked at the table with chopsticks on the floor, and there was still half of it unfinished - even if I had to make excuses, I had to find something better.
In the large villa of Lane, I circled around the whole villa, and then sat opposite Lane, posing in a deep position.
"Don't you think this villa is a bit of a space?"
"Oh? What is there to build for Your Excellency the Elder? Ryan, who was immersed in the book, said without raising his head.
"I think you need a granddaughter!!" I replied in a decisive way.
I would never admit that I had come out of Lane's pitiful gaze, and on the way back, I thought sullenly.
Opening the door, the white figure, still standing in the same position, in that posture that seemed to be eternal and unchanging, I can guarantee that during the time I was away, she did not move, and stupidity is her only hidden professional skill.
"Welcome back, dear master, do you want to eat first, or take a bath first, or—"
She stepped forward with broken steps, her face resting gently on my arms, her index finger circling around the sensitive part of my chest.
"Maybe I'd be happier if I could be a little shy."
I stared at a pair of indifferent eyes that were diametrically opposed to her enthusiastic movements, and from the bright yellow eyes that lacked emotion, it was easy to think of the face covered by the gauze below, and how it was so dull that it was like a doll leaning over at the moment, it was really hard to get excited.
I pressed the big soft hat on my head with a condescending hand, and I rubbed it vigorously several times before I asked contentedly.
"Well, I'd like to know what you think now."
on the hall. I stretched out and lay on the wicker chair, directly in front of which was the huge floor-to-ceiling window, inlaid with glass more precious than gold, from here it was easy to see the garden in the courtyard outside the window, and even open the window to enjoy the refreshing cool breeze outside, oops, in order to defeat the princess of the three nos. This fat pig has made a lot of money.
Morisa stood quietly behind me, and the posture and expression reflected from the glass were clearly reflected in my eyes—her hands folded under her abdomen, her heels side by side, her petite body straight, such a standardized and perfect maid posture, it was hard to imagine that she had been a noble princess a few days ago.
"Nothing." Sakura's lips lifted slightly, and she replied in her own mantra as always.
"Don't want to be with your family?"
"Nothing."
"Willing to be a lowly maid?"
"Nothing."
"Do you know how a maid works? The owner must agree to the excesses of the request. ”
"Nothing."
I'm defeated, I'm completely defeated. Competing with this princess of the three nos, I am literally digging my own grave.
In order to change my mood, I changed the subject.
"What's up with that building that looks like a storeroom?" I suddenly remembered the cylindrical mystery building at the back of the villa, which was at least three or four times the size of the villa.
"That's ...... The maid's room. Morisa tilted her head to the left, staggering my quizzing gaze.
"Really?" You're the only maid, do you need to build that big?
Library ...... paused for a moment. The sound of Morisha's thin mosquito moaning sounded softly.
"What?" I didn't hear clearly.
"That...... It's the library. ”
She turned her head suddenly, and the indifference in her eyes finally revealed a trace of imperceptible emotion, three points of chagrin, seven points of shyness, as if she was a rabbit who was forced to hurry. He was staring at me with the power of glass.
"Ugh. No, nothing-"
I was startled, and muttered in reply, but in my heart I was slashing the dead fat pig with a thousand knives - no wonder the house felt like it had been done in a hurry, and I guess the conspiracy had been brewing in the dead fat pig's mind since I won that night.
The atmosphere suddenly fell silent, and Princess Sanwu, who was not good at talking, stood behind me expressionlessly. It looks like a fish in water. I'm the only one embarrassed.
"Ahem, that's right. What's going on at the door just now? Who taught you to do that ground. ”
I coughed a few times unnaturally, but if I think about it carefully, I can see that in the four greetings of Morisa, each time the way is different, the appropriate description is more ambiguous than the last, and the last time is more explicit, I don't think she is the girl who would make such a curved gesture.
"That...... Is it? Morisa pondered for a moment, then turned her little hand lightly, and took out a book as if by magic and handed it to me.
"I learned it from here, the maid's way."
I took it, and a series of words all over the cover immediately filled my eyes.
The little bedtime secret that the young and strong single baron and his beautiful and lovely maids had to say!?
This...... What's the deal with this kind of book title full of complaints?
"Where did you get this kind of book?" I looked at the cover in a daze.
"When I moved the palace library, because it was related to my current work, I wanted to keep it as a reference, do you need it, my dear master, there is a whole series." Princess Sanwu still replied in a tone without a trace of emotional fluctuations, and then took out more than a dozen similar books.
"Bed Games for Energetic Single Viscounts and Petite Maids", "** Day for the Countess of Butterfly and Her Knights", ......
I stared at the stacks of books that were suggestive and complainable, and I was speechless for a moment. "Seizure!!"
After being stunned for a while, I moved all these books to the other side and said in a decisive voice.
"You're not old enough to read these books."
I stood up and rubbed a few times on her soft meatball hat. She put away the books in her confused eyes, and moved to the upstairs room non-stop, ready to "destroy the corpse and destroy the traces", but she didn't expect that there were also these books in the dark, well, the content was also ......
I flipped through a few pages, nodding my head. How to describe it, the vocabulary of the Dark Continent is rich and exquisite, and the descriptions are delicate and vivid, no more than the Chinese nation, which is claimed to have accumulated for 5,000 years, broad and profound, well, very broad and profound!
"Speaking of which, uh. Morisa, what exactly are you going to do? ”
After carefully hiding the book and making sure that not even a mouse could show up, I went back downstairs to the hall and saw that she was still standing there dumbfounded. I couldn't help but ask, or should I say, what exactly would you do?
This seems to be the first time I've officially called her by her name, so I can't continue to call her Her Royal Highness Princess as before.
"Anything." She held her posture and turned one hundred and eighty degrees to face me.
Please, don't give such a reverie-provoking answer, okay? I shook my head in annoyance. Look her up and down. With delicate and fair skin like milk, a petite and delicate figure like a doll, and a well-trimmed robe, I can tell at a glance which lady from a famous aristocratic family is the daughter of a noble family, I can't help but wonder, does she have the ability to take care of herself? After I went out to practice, she was home alone. Will you starve yourself to death?
Do I have to hire another maid to take care of her? Saying. In this way, she came to me as a maid. Or to be the master? My ground is starting to hurt again. Forget it, leave her alone.
However, this time I was kind of blind, when night fell, my stomach screamed on time like an alarm clock, in order to celebrate the housewarming, I was about to call the princess of Sanwu to go out together*, a tempting fragrance wafted over from afar, I stared at the empty table in disbelief, I don't know when it was full of mouth-watering dishes.
On the other side, the molis was on the table with a plate of steaming slices of sauce meat, she was wearing a white apron, and the big hat in the shape of a meat bun was probably taken off because it was not very convenient, and a jet-black waist-length hair poured vertically along her shoulders, and the gauze on her face was also taken off, if you ignore that lifeless expression, she can undoubtedly amaze any man at this moment.
"Master, dinner is ready."
She turned over and pulled out the chair at the oval table, believing that even the most vicious head maid could no longer find fault with her posture, and of course, it was necessary to exclude her expression, and it was not okay for the maid to put on such a stinky face.
This is the princess's majesty waiting, and I sat down gratefully, and salivated as I watched the rich table of dishes.
"Well, I'll quit first." After serving me and sitting down, Morisa bowed.
"Where are you going, aren't you going to eat together?" I turned my head and looked at her quizzically.
"After the master has used it, he eats it in the kitchen." She replied succinctly.
With my mouth wide open, I just wanted to say something, but I was suddenly stunned, sighed helplessly, and watched her figure leave.
I'm not such a rule-conscious person, let the Morisa who worked hard to make a table of meals. A person squatting in the corner of the kitchen by the dim candlelight and eating leftovers alone, just thinking about this scene already makes me feel like I'm abusing Lori.
But alas, the little ghost just woke up at this time, and looked at the table with bright eyes, she never wanted to appear in front of outsiders, I know this, weighing the severity, so I still resisted the urge to leave Morisa behind.
"Wow!!"
After Morisa's figure disappeared, the little ghost couldn't wait to turn out of it, and the pink tongue kept licking on Sakura's lips, looking like a hungry ghost reincarnated.
"Hey, pay attention to the image......" Before I finished speaking, her whole body floated on the table, not even using her hands, her mouth tried to hold the ground wide, and she took a huge steak in her mouth with a "ahhh
What kind of saint is this? The puppy was pretty much the same, and I couldn't help but laugh dumbly as I looked at her wolf bèi fighting with the meat steak with her mouth full of oil.
A table full of dishes, it takes less than a moment to bottom, don't get me wrong, I don't have such a good appetite, at least two-thirds of the food is eaten by the little ghost, I really don't know how her small waist can hold these things, or can the ghost ignore the laws of space? This kind of rule is too nonsense, right?,It's as if as long as it's an alien, it's sure to be able to get XX dead light from the mouth and eyes in your hands.。
As her magic hand reached for the last bit of leftovers, I quickly slammed a knife from the sky on her head.
"Wow!!"
The little ghost who had been raided finally came to his senses from the temptation of the food, and stared at me with wide almond eyes.
"You dare to disturb the dining of this holy woman, don't think that you can easily beat it this time, and be ready to become the feces of the deep-sea 10,000-year-old giant overlord chapter."
The resentment of the food made the little ghost explode instantly, and she had a vicious cute expression, and pouted at me with a greasy little mouth, but unfortunately the posture was really lacking in attack power, and it looked more like taking the initiative to throw herself into her arms.
"I'll take care of you, and I'm not afraid of eating a bad stomach."
I dodged and threw her into the air, then locked her small waist from the side, and slapped her big hand the beautifully shaped buttocks, so that Morisa was ruthless enough to eat the leftovers, if I didn't even leave any leftovers, I would definitely be struck by lightning, and it would be time for this little ghost to stop.
"Okay, okay, there will be every day in the future, don't die with a meal, it's not cost-effective." I pinched the little ghost's greasy face and kissed her fragrant lips before she screamed and left......