Chapter 75: Your Setup Is So Simple?
If a person can pick their nose through a paper bag that is put over their head, then it means that there are at least two possibilities.
The first possibility is to quickly lift the paper bag at a speed that the eye cannot catch, and then pull the paper bag back after digging out the nostrils, which will look as if you are picking your nostrils through the paper bag due to the residual visual images.
The second possibility is that the little finger of the nostril can penetrate the isolation of the paper bag, and it is not clear what method is used, maybe it is to open a channel in different space, or maybe to dissociate the fingertip into the nanoscale and then reassemble it again.
Isn't that scary enough?
There is no reason for the affairs of the strong.
It's all said that it's scary, don't take it as a joke.
"You're brave?"
Huang Taiyi's heart kept the necessary vigilance, and asked cautiously and politely.
"Obviously."
The paper bag warrior slowly stood up from the squatting state, patted the dust on his buttocks, and stood in front of Huang Taiyi with his chest straight.
Super short, maybe only 1.3 meters? Could it be the legendary goblin or halfling? It's not always a goblin.
"It's obvious in a sense, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the characteristics of the brave......"
Huang Taiyi didn't know if this was obvious, and looked at the words "fragrant chicken" written on the paper bag, and his heart suddenly tightened.
Red scarf, fragrant chicken, touch the fish......
Could it be a dog's head under the paper bag, is there such a creature as a kobold in this world?
"You don't want to scan my body back and forth with your gaze, if you don't have a place to vent your energy, please deal with it yourself."
"God's sight, I haven't fallen into the process of thinking about the paper bag...... Wait a minute! You just added a strange suffix to the end of the sentence! ”
The Emperor had roughly mastered the skill of conversing with creatures that were difficult to communicate with, and now he was able to deal with it with ease.
"No, it's all your hallucination."
"Okay, it's all my hallucination, so, Lord Brave, what do you think of the current situation?"
Of course, Huang Taiyi himself didn't have any opinion at all, and kept staring at the two round holes in the brave paper bag, and he couldn't see what his eyes were like no matter how he looked at it.
"Huh? I thought you should be a hero somewhere, don't you understand the laws here? ”
Instead, the brave man raised his head and glared at the emperor.
"I'm just a part-time worker, where are there so many heroes, why do I have to have the ability to understand the laws here? Please answer my doubts. ”
Huang Taiyi respectfully performed an ancient ceremony, of course, this is just a casual acting.
"Okay, for the sake of respecting your predecessors so much, come with me, and I'll explain to you why this kind of thing happened."
The brave man adjusted the paper bag on his head and motioned for Huang Taiyi to follow.
Now there is no distinction between the south, the south, the west, and the northwest, of course, it is very good to have someone to show the way, and the emperor quickly and honestly followed.
It seemed that the brave man was familiar with the structure of the town, and walked through the phantoms that filled the streets.
Huang Taiyi also found that there were actually some seemingly "real" things in the town, such as the bricks in his hand......
There are also real buildings, but I don't know what the relationship is with fake buildings, and real people haven't seen them yet.
"Throw that thing away, there's no way to exchange money for this place, and there's no real object for you to exchange."
The brave man suddenly turned his head to stare at the brick in the emperor's hand, although he couldn't see the expression, it should be a disgusted look.
"Keep a souvenir."
Huang Taiyi naturally carried the brick into his arms.
I want to move bricks today, what can you do for me?
"Tsk, why don't you pick a better piece?"
The brave man didn't say much, and pointed to a huge golden building not far away.
"The palace? Or the lord's mansion? ”
Huang Taiyi didn't think there was anything wrong, after all, when he was on earth, he often bumped into strange buildings such as huge Buddha statues in unknown places, and this kind of palace-level public toilet was available.
"Follow me."
Without much explanation, the brave man ignored the two armored knights standing guard at the gate and swaggered in.
Audience with the King? Then scavenge all the valuable treasure chests and bottles and jars in the palace, this is the privilege of the brave.
Thinking about it like this, the emperor stepped into the open door one by one.
"Wow!"
As soon as he entered the door, the emperor's eyes suddenly darkened.
But what really surprised him was not the sudden darkness, but the change in the surrounding environment.
Judging from the size of the main entrance, the space inside will definitely not be twenty meters down, after all, the main entrance is more than ten meters high.
However, it was a very ordinary space, no different from the usual residents, and when he was on Earth, the emperor also lived in such a large room.
The highest part of the room is also much smaller than the main entrance when seen from the outside, which is probably the legendary space magic.
People's space magic is to slam the large space into the small entrance, and I have never seen it the other way around.
It can be seen that this is a bedroom, and the quilt that has become similar to pickles is proof of this, and only after years of not folding the quilt can such a special effect be created.
The computer, which has not been turned off all year round, is impressively placed on the table, and when the emperor sees the computer, his saliva almost has a conditioned reflex.
It's really a foreign acquaintance, but this computer doesn't know what era it is, so let's put it this way, there is a five-inch floppy disk on the chassis.
The TV next to the computer is also connected to the ancient red and white machine FC.,There seems to be an MD in the TV cabinet.,Game cards are stacked everywhere.,Even the emperor has a sense of déjà vu that this is not an inherent enchantment.。
The brave man rolled onto the bed with ease, grabbed the corner of the quilt and rolled it around his body, curling it into the shape of a caterpillar.
"Hey ......"
Huang Taiyi is sure that it is not possible to complain now.
"Sit casually, there's nowhere to move yourself."
The brave man didn't turn his head, didn't take down the paper bag, and dried salted fish on the bed.
"Have you forgotten what we're going to do?"
Huang Taiyi was not polite, and directly found a place on the ground that looked fairly clean and sat down.
"Then I'll tell you first, this room ...... No, this building is the cornerstone of this world, over. ”
The brave man threw out a sentence that no one understood, and without much explanation, he explained it directly.
"Stop, stop, answer you with a famous sentence - who understands what you say!"
Huang Taiyi rubbed his eyes that were a little dry, it was too painful to be unable to lift the table.
"So, how much do you know about the world and the stories of the brave?"
"There are so many, so many brave people, saving the world again and again."
"Don't you think...... Absolutely weird, isn't that? If you don't do anything, you will fall from the sky, the great brave man, who has no purpose, and honestly runs around to save the world, where did the third-rate author make up the idiot setting? Bears disguised as humans? ”
The brave man squirmed around the quilt a few times, turning his face towards Huang Taiyi.
"This ......"
Although Huang Taiyi wanted to say something, when he thought of the deputy captain, he felt that maybe there would really be an author disguised as a bear...... Whatever......
"If you talk too much, you won't digest it, so it's better to show you how to save the world."
The brave man sighed in trouble and took off the paper bag that was buckled on his head.
Huang Taiyi's brain crashed at this moment.
Quite a cute girl, with a little baby fat on her cheeks, and her age is estimated to be only about eleven or twelve years old.
As long as you walk around the street, you will definitely attract countless followers of Lolitacon, which is basically a double apricot living in reality...... Even though it's 17 years old.
This face is already very familiar to Huang Taiyi.
Alektu, Tihiphon, and Megila, the three elusive creatures who called themselves the goddess of revenge, all looked exactly like the brave.
In the same world, there may not be too many people who look the same, even if it is a coincidence, probably no one will believe it.