The tradition of the CP department

As usual, after school, as usual, the social office.

"Isn't it often mentioned that the soul of the CP department?"

- Bai Ya was ready and opened his mouth to ask.

"Huh?"

The minister stopped his manicure and looked up at Bai Ya.

"The one that the minister often says - because you don't understand the soul of the CP department, you can only be a member of the internship department!"

"I have a problem with the pronunciation of the 'oh' at the end of your sentence. But, well, I do say that a lot. ”

"What the hell is that 'CP Soul'?"

"It's a secret."

Bai Ya had expected the minister to say this, so he continued to pester the minister according to his original plan.

"The minister has always said that it is a secret, so how can I know? If you don't tell me, you just blindly ask me to understand, which is too much. ”

"That's right, it's really excessive."

Unexpectedly, the minister actually admitted frankly.

This was too unexpected, Bai Ya's entire momentum was gone.

"But those who don't understand will always be members of the internship department, and this is the tradition of the CP department. Even if you think it's too much, you can't help it. ”

Bai Ya had broken thoughts in his heart. I see, he also wanted to say why the minister so simply admitted it-

But there was a big flaw in the minister's argument, and Bai Ya decided to attack it.

"But—that's weird. Senior Sister Su Qi shouldn't know, she doesn't even seem to know the content of the event, so of course she doesn't understand the soul of the CP department. ”

Senior Sister Su Qi sat on the sofa and moved her curls that looked like ears. She didn't make a sound of footsteps, but moved to the warm table, occupying one side of the warm table for a moment, as quiet as a ninja cat.

Bai Ya's gaze turned back to the minister.

The minister, with his hands on his chest, replied in a heavy voice:

"Whether you know or not is just a trivial matter, the point is whether there is a CP soul or not!"

"That's why I asked the minister what that means!"

Bai Ya is actually not very attached to anything, whether it is a formal department member or an intern department member, he originally felt that it didn't matter. When he mentioned "CP Department Gestures" and "CP Department Greetings", he was afraid that he would be forced to quit if he couldn't learn them, so he worked hard to learn them. Even the gestures that he thought he would never learn at first, once he practiced it, he still learned it, and even he was shocked.

However, regarding the part of the "soul of the CP department", the minister is not in a hurry at all. It's been a year of procrastination, the calendar has come to February, and then it's going to be spring break, and then the new semester begins, and Bai Ya will become a second-year student. What if she is promoted to the second year and Bai Ya is still a member of the internship department?

"Listen to ,——"

The minister, who was still clasping his hands over his chest, opened his mouth heavily.

appeared, the minister was about to say the golden words that had been passed down from generation to generation from the mouth of the previous minister, and Bai Ya couldn't help but be a little nervous when he thought of this.

"——People are not born to be members of the CP department, but to learn to be members of the CP department."

"Nonsense!"

The minister's answer was more casual than Bai Ya had imagined—he couldn't help but spit out.

"So please teach me! I'm going to work hard to learn. ”

"Don't think with your brain, feel with your heart."

"The minister often said that."

"This is not what the former minister said, it was Bruce Lee. Yuxin said it before, so I went to check it out. ”

Sister Ziyin finished her daily chess homework and came to the warm table.

"—it's almost time to tell me! At the beginning of the new school year, if a new member comes in, then I will be an intern member like a first-year student? I don't want it, it's a shame! ”

"What do you mean 'if' a new member comes in? Of course there will be, we're going to capture it! ”

"Okay, I really want it, I want a junior too. If you can, I hope the next one is my sister. ”

"Is there no other way than to capture? Is there no other way than to pack it in a cover bag? INTERVIEWER, for example, how about putting up a flyer for the recruitment department, or performing at the opening welcome concert? ”

"What 'concert'? Yes? Concert? Are we a light music club or a heavy metal music club? ”

"Well, it was a slip of the tongue - ah, yes, it can't be because of that, right? ※There seems to be a light novel that has been written.,What makes the world more lively and so on.,Is the CP part soul that kind of concept? (Editor's note: refers to the "Haruhi Suzumiya" series.) )

"That should be a very accidental similarity, or that light novel plagiarized us. Because, the CP department has been around for a long time! ”

"When was the CP Department established?"

"Well, I guess the word 'coupling' came around when it appeared. A long, long time ago. ”

"Come, tea, please."

Xiao Ting brought a tray with black tea, and the five of them sat down together in the warm table, and the minister also sat down on Bai Ya's lap, her fixed position.

That's the end of today's topic. The minister sitting on Bai Ya's lap also seemed very peaceful.

All in all, from the minister's words, Bai Ya clearly understands that the activity concept of the CP Department is to find out interesting things, or to do interesting things - this route should be correct.

In other words, Bai Ya still doesn't know what the CP soul is!

Trivia

New Employee Solicitation Act (CP Department Practice)

(1) Use a bag to cover the first-year student before going through the social office.

(2) Bring people into the social office.

(3) Comfort, coaxing, tea, cake, reception, tsundere...... Use all kinds of means to make the other party want to come again tomorrow.