Chapter 34: Storytelling
Calm!
Calm!
However, immediately after, Zhen Changsheng suppressed this heartbeat!
This is in the enemy camp!
You can't be too straightforward in case of trouble!
Otherwise, it will appear very passive!
I have to find a way to tell the story without letting people know, I want to tell the story!
"Door Master!"
The green haired face is full of embarrassment!
"Even if you give more Big Purple Fairy Leaves, your subordinates won't still be able to!"
"Won't? Hmph, if you dare or not, this seat will immediately seal your spiritual power, strip off your clothes, throw it out, and let the passing ice lioness humiliate five hundred times! ”
"The master of the door spares his life!"
"I don't have a daughter-in-law yet!"
"You can't just toss it up right away!"
The green hair immediately looked panicked, but suddenly became anxious!
"By the way, the master, although the subordinates can't tell stories, the subordinates have an idea!"
"Why don't they let the four captured Terrans speak!"
"If you can't let the ice lioness insult them, and if you don't talk about it, you will reward your subordinates, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?"
"it!"
"Ruthless!"
"It's cruel!"
The three of Wu Shou were full of panic!
Zhen Changsheng was secretly overjoyed!
This guy is clearly giving me a chance!
It's just a bit shameless!
can't tell a story, and even thinks about the big purple fairy leaf of the greedy old man!
We'll see how I clean him up!
"You seem to have some truth in that!"
Mo Qianmen nodded!
"You four, who will start first?"
"Him!"
The three of Wu Shou once again pointed to Zhen Changsheng in unison!
"Why is it him again?"
Mo Qianmen frowned!
"Did you three get caught and keep it for food?"
"Ahem!"
Zhen Changsheng immediately seized the opportunity!
"Demon Gate Master, as the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell!"
"Since the juniors and disciples are so incompetent, why don't I come!"
"No way!" Demon Qianmen cold drink!
Zhen Changsheng immediately felt that his wish was disappointed!
Mo Qianmen suddenly spoke: "At least you have to take turns, if you can't talk about it, immediately pull it out and strip naked and humiliate the lioness!" ”
"It's good!" Zhen Changsheng was overjoyed, "But if you can talk about it, can you reward me with the big purple fairy leaf?" ”
"Absolutely!"
"Thank you, Master!"
Zhen Changsheng is overjoyed!
"I wonder what story the Demon Gate Master wants to hear?"
"I'm a fantasy cultivator, a martial arts apocalypse, a variety of genres, love, family, friendship, extramarital affairs, and various themes, I don't know which one the master likes?"
"Fantasy cultivation of the real martial arts apocalypse? What the hell is this? ”
The Demon Thousand Gate was confused, and his eyes rolled!
"If you don't have an extramarital affair, this seems to be exciting!"
"Ahem, I was so excited that I didn't stop my mouth, this extramarital affair is easy to go out of line, or you can change it!"
"Then love!"
"Good, love!"
Zhen Changming cleared his throat!
I saw that the skin of the meat in my hand had been roasted!
Immediately hissed with your hand, stuffed it in your mouth, and chewed!
It's so fragrant!
After sighing secretly, he looked at the Demon Thousand Gate and explained very calmly!
"Forgive me, Lord of the Demon Gate, I have to know how far it is baked at any time!"
"Just in case it's undercooked or too burnt, it will affect the taste!"
As he spoke, he tore off another piece and stuffed it into his mouth!
"It's almost hot!"
"Then let's tell the story first!"
"This is a story about sand sculptures!"
"It is said that Lu Zhanyuan's family was destroyed by that Li Mochou......"
"Good story!"
Not long after hearing this, Mo Qianmen's face was intoxicated!
"It's much better than the story of the pony crossing the river!"
Not only him, but everyone around him as well!
The green hair beside him nodded in response: "That's right, that's right!" ”
"That's right, you know how to nod?"
Mo Qianmen suddenly stretched out his hand, pointed at the back of his head, and the sound of "snap" was a good memory!
"The fourth story of my Demon Thousand Gate is about to be born!"
"Why don't you write it down?"
"Idiot!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" The green fur hurriedly began to record!
And the story of Zhen Changsheng is still continuing, and everyone who listens to it is fascinated for a while!
"I can't bear it anymore!"
Zhen Changming was talking wonderfully, and the demon clan who was recording suddenly couldn't help but say angrily!
"Why are those Taoist priests of the Quanzhen Sect so excessive?"
"Bullying a child!"
"Aren't they decent?"
"Shut up!"
Mo Qianmen's backhand gave him a good memory again!
"Who told you to interject and ask questions?"
"It's a wonderful story!"
"Is that when you interject?"
"Go on!"
"Good!"
Zhen Changming casually tore off a large piece of the already fragrant meat and chewed it violently!
It's so fragrant!
And smelling the fragrance, almost all the demons couldn't help but swallow their saliva!
Demon Qianmen immediately opened his mouth!
But Zhen Changsheng took the first step to speak: "Well, it's not ripe yet, let's continue the story!" ”
As soon as he heard the story continue, Mo Qianmen had to swallow the words!
"It is said that Yang Guo was bullied, and he was unwilling to ......"
"Oh my God! Grandma Sun is dead! ”
It didn't take long for Mo Qianmen's face to suddenly be full of grief!
"These stinky Taoists are too much!"
As he spoke, he glared at the green hair: "Shouldn't you ask a question at such a sad moment?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes!"
The green hair immediately nodded in agreement!
"I want to ask, when will Yang Guo avenge Granny Sun?"
"Made, what IQ?"
Mo Qianmen's backhand gave him another unforgettable memory!
"What questions to ask? Is there a point level? It's a shame! ”
"Door master, there's nothing wrong with this problem!"
The demon looked confused!
"Why don't you ask for one for my reference!"
"Listen up!" Mo Qianmen looked at Zhen Changsheng, "How old is Yang Guo now?" ”
Everyone: "......"
Zhen Changming took the opportunity to eat another large piece of meat!
Everyone immediately looked over, and their faces were already a little unkind!
"It's not ripe yet, don't get excited!" Zhen Changming responded with a smile!
Mo Qianmen's face was slightly gloomy: "But this whole piece of meat has been eaten by you!" ”
"Really?"
Zhen Chang was shocked!
It was found that there was only a bare wooden stick left on the fire!
"It seems to be true!"
"I'm sorry, this piece is not perfectly baked!"
"It's treated as a defective product!"
"I'll roast and roast!"
"Let's get the story going!"
"Anyway, after Grandma Sun died......
The demons have turned their attention to the story again!
After Zhen Changming carried out some tedious and refreshing operations on the original work with online text routines, he compressed the original work of one million words into half an hour!
By the time he finished speaking, everyone was already immersed in the atmosphere of the story, and many people even had a handful of snot and tears!
Even the three of Wu Shou are the same!
"It's so touching!"
"No, I'm going to cry for a while!"
Mozenmon wiped his tears!
"Don't talk!"
"Okay!" Zhen Changming immediately took the opportunity and continued to stuff meat into his mouth!
"Huh?"
But at this moment, his expression was suddenly stunned!
"Why does it seem like there's a wave of heat slowly pouring into me?"
"What's the situation?"
Zhen Changming chewed the meat and swallowed it fiercely, and felt it carefully!