Chapter 41: A Punishment Not Enough for Outsiders......... (Ask for a recommendation ticket!) )
Yes, this is very systematic!
Wang Xiaotian looked at the introduction, greeted the family members of the system first, and then put away the potion, and when he had the opportunity to use it in the future, he would know how amazing this so-called magical potion was.
If the first two news are good news, then the third news is a bit of a balls that hurt, no, it's a pain, it's not a little painful!
"Ding, congratulations, you've unlocked the Shrek plot."
"Ding, Shrek's series of tasks are released: one, become a Shrek teaching assistant, two, alleviate the poverty of Shrek, and three, solve the single problem of all Shrek's teachers!"
"Time requirement, five years, penalty for failure, ten days for women's clothing! Reward: See how you perform! ”
Wang Xiaotian: System I#:; ℃@#:#+=▶■! (Hometown foul language)
After listening to this one, ah no, to be precise, three tasks, Wang Xiaotian's whole person was not good!
Let's talk about the first one first, become Shrek's teaching assistant, what the hell is this, is it a teacher in Shrek?
The teachers in Shrek seem to be very powerful, right, with their current strength, to be a teaching assistant? It's almost ...... to be a student.
There is also a second task, poverty alleviation Shrek!
In Wang Xiaotian's opinion, this is simply more fucked up than the first task!
I was not a cadre in my last life, where can I know how to help poverty, isn't this asking for people's lives?
Finally, let's take a look at the third task, which is to solve the problem of singleness of all the teachers in Shrek Academy!
As far as he knew, Shrek now has a total of five teachers, and all of them are old single dogs, and Dean Flender is the most pitiful single dog for 10,000 years.
Now this task is to let themselves solve their single problem, this is really, the day of the dog, no clue at all!
Look at the epic quest lying in the task bar and help the master solve his love debt, Wang Xiaotian is really one head and two big!
Why did you come to this Douluo Continent by yourself, to be a matchmaker? As a poverty alleviation cadre? ………
And what bullshit punishment, women's clothing? Women's clothes, your uncle, isn't this forcing yourself to do the task!
Five years is not a long time, it is not a short time, and I can't wait for it! Women's clothing is impossible, unless his surname is written backwards!
Therefore, these three tasks, one is more fucked than the other, but fortunately, there is still plenty of time, and you can plan slowly after entering Shrek Academy.
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Lying on the bed, Wang Xiaotian thought a lot, tomorrow he will go to Shrek Academy, now he is eleven years old and two months, and he is still a thirty-third level soul venerable, he should be regarded as a monster.
However, Wang Xiaotian didn't plan to use the thirty-third level strength to apply for Shrek, and continued to simulate the twenty-fifth level soul power with the soul power simulation, and the soul ring simulation continued to simulate two yellow hundred-year soul rings, which was enough!
After all, the eleven-year-old twenty-fifth-level Great Soul Master is quite normal, but the thirty-third-level Soul Venerable who has just turned eleven years old is still a yellow and two purple soul rings, which is a little difficult to explain.
However, if you extrapolate from Douluo's plot and Tang San's age as a reference, Wang Xiaotian can still draw some conclusions:
The first is that it is not the time for enrollment, it is only spring, and Shrek's enrollment is in summer.
And this enrollment, Dai Mubai, who is less than twelve years old, should be coming, and this year, the dean should also bring the nine-year-old little fat man, the evil fire phoenix Ma Hongjun.
Looking at it this way, after entering Shrek, as long as you endure half a year of loneliness, you should have friends, happy!
At this time, Wang Xiaotian seemed to suddenly think of something, sat up from the bed suddenly, habitually took out a pen and paper, and began to think about a very serious question!
In terms of age, Wang Xiaotian should be the same age as Dai Mubai, but he is a few months older than Dai Mubai, so after he enters Shrek, he will be Shrek's leader?
And because of his existence, the Shrek Seven Monsters will change and become the Shrek Eight Monsters?
No, no, this is not in line with his traverser's self-cultivation manual, what he wants to do is not interfere with the plot......
Wang Xiaotian pinched his chin and fell into thought, he had to jump out of this circle, so the task of becoming Shrek's assistant teacher was imperative!
Only by becoming a Shrek assistant can he minimize the impact on the plot.
No matter what, fight!
Wang Xiaotian kneaded the paper into a ball, even if he exposed seventy percent of his strength, he had to become a teaching assistant, this is the most important thing!
However, Flender likes money so much, can he spend money to buy a teaching assistant?
It's not that this matter is not unnegotiable, as the saying goes, money can make ghosts grind.
After making up his mind, Wang Xiaotian went back to bed and went to sleep, ah no, it's snoring and cultivating......
The next day, after Wang Xiaotian explained to the Murong sisters, he took the clothes prepared for him by Murong Lanlan and went on the road.
Shrek Academy is just outside the city, and he can still come back often, so the Murong sisters are not too sad, but they are not a little uncomfortable without Wang Xiaotian by their side to take ideas.
The Murong sisters have long ignored Wang Xiaotian's age and regarded him as the backbone of the two, Gongzi. After all, Wang Xiaotian's style of doing things is really difficult for people to treat him as a child.
On the contrary, some people are too old and have become adults, and they always like to write plans and act later!
However, in the past month, the Murong sisters have also been almost trained by Wang Xiaotian, enough to be on their own, which is also the reason why Wang Xiaotian dares to leave with confidence.
However, before leaving, he still left a "half-year plan", which wrote down the development plan for the next half a year, pointing out the general direction for the Murong sisters.........
Shrek Academy is in a village outside the city, this Wang Xiaotian heard the master tell him, and he also inquired carefully in Soto City, so it is not difficult to find.
On the way, I checked the soul power, the disguise of the soul ring, and the equipment again, and after confirming that it was correct, I accelerated my pace, after all, there is a distance from the city to Shrek.
After walking along the country road for a distance, a village appeared in Wang Xiaotian's field of vision, the village did not look big, only about a hundred households, and there was a wooden fence around the village, which seemed to be used to guard against wild beasts.
Speeding up to the entrance of the village, Wang Xiaotian finally saw the whole picture of the famous Shrek Academy.
On the arch made of wood at the entrance of the village hangs a somewhat tattered plaque with five simple words engraved on it, Shrek Academy. In front of these five words, there is also a green avatar, which looks like the head of a humanoid monster, green and green, a little cute.
And the door is open, but there is no one at the door, giving people a very desolate feeling.
It's really, I thought you were very shabby, I didn't expect you to be so shabby!
It's just, it's so broken!
Poverty alleviation, how to help this?
Hey, sighing secretly, Wang Xiaotian pushed the door in, let's go and have a look first.
But when he pushed the door, he heard the door creak, and some dust fell.
Wang Xiaotian felt that as long as he used a little strength, this door would collapse.........
Flender wouldn't have deliberately set up this kind of door to blackmail money, right?
(Snow Girl holds a bowl and asks for a recommendation ticket!!!! )