Scolding technology
As usual, after school, as usual, the social office.
"Hey, Bailan, I've always thought-"
"Well, what's the matter?"
"First of all, I really don't think it's good that you sit in a crooked posture and answer people's questions. I'm not trying to say that you're rude, I'm just saying that your humanity is so faithfully manifested in this kind of thing. Well, but that's just my personal feeling, hey, you don't have to worry too much. β
"Wait, what do you mean? Why is this all of a sudden? Of course I do! Yes, yes, that's it! β
Bai Ya turned to face the minister, and because the minister said that it was not good to sit crookedly, he obediently turned to look at the minister.
"It's amazing, the book didn't even close! You've been reading books and listening to people talk! Are you playing handsome or emphasizing something? Think you're at ease? β
"Huh? Yes? Huhββ? β
I don't know why, the minister suddenly accused Bai Ya of his mistakes one after another like a machine gun. He was puzzledβbut anyway, he quickly put the book away, and pushed it to the other end of the table without even inserting a bookmark.
"Ah, yes, I'll listen to me, I'll listen to the minister. Please don't be angry, Minister. β
"No, I just think it's funny, I'm not scolding you!"
"I said please don't be angry."
"Did you misunderstand? I'm practicing the technique of swearing! β
"Huh? Curse-damaging ...... Technology? β
Bai Ya was dumbfounded and opened her mouth wide.
The minister pushed the box of chocolate bars in front of him, and Bai Ya pulled out two, biting and chewing.
"-That, I read the light novel you lent me, and there is often that kind of weird heroine in it, who just keeps scolding the protagonist and "exerting his poisonous tongue skills"? All in all, I'm learning that! β
"Ahh
Bai Ya clapped his hands, there are indeed many such light novels, yes, yes.
"What...... Call~...... Luckily~"
Bai Yada breathed a sigh of relief from the bottom of his heart. He had just been stabbed by the minister's slash, and he almost thought he was going to die. Bai Ya was frightened and thought that the minister didn't know how angry he was.
"What are you worried about? Was it great just now? How many points does it count as a fraction? Do you want to do it again? β
"No, please spare me! Don't have a second time, please, really! β
"Uh-uh, but, if you want to be weird, you have to learn the art of scolding. You have to practice. β
"I think the minister is quirky enough that he doesn't need to practice at all."
"Uh-huh...... Sure enough, I'm top-notch in everything I do! I didn't expect that the moment I tried it for the first time, I had already learned the technique of scolding! β
The minister leaned back triumphantly, in a good mood. Great, that's the end of it all - just as Bai Ya was thinking so, the black-haired woman sitting at the computer desk shook her hair, revealing an unlucky atmosphere.
"Yuxin, you can't be scolded like that!"
"Oh, what's the matter, Ah Zi. Are you challenging me? It's a challenge. Okay, I'll accept your challenge. β
"First of all, you simply don't meet the conditions for scolding. Therefore, it is not a technology at all. β
"What are the so-called conditions? What are the requirements? β
"Scolding is ...... Fierce scolding, saying bad things about others, Guang Ciyuan, writing. β
Sister Ziyin looked at Sister Su Qi, who had looked up the dictionary, and nodded vigorously.
That's right, it's to reprimand the other person by saying "something that doesn't have anything at all." The person concerned must reply on the spot that this is not true at all. However, what you just said is just a simple fact, pointing out the facts cannot be regarded as a "scolding", it is not interesting at all, this can only be regarded as a "reminder". β
"I see."
"Little Bailan sits crookedly, or poses calmly, these are all facts. You're just reminding him of these facts, so it's not a scolding, and the proof is over. β
"Yes."
The minister agreed with Sister Ziyin's statement.
"Whoaa
Bai Ya hugged his head and struggled. It hurts, it hurts, the facts hurt, it hurts to be reminded, and if you say it like this, it's better to be scolded for something unfounded.
"Then, let's try to scold correctly!"
"Pick me choose me, I'll scold, please let me scold, I want to be weird!"
Xiaoting raised her hand.
"Really, Mr. Bai! You always call me Angel Angel, what do you think of me? β
"Oh, it looks like a scolding, come again!"
"I look like this, but I'm also thinking! For example, think about what you're going to eat for dinner today! β
"All of a sudden, it's out of the bag! Well, forget itβah, I'll ask Miss Sen. Is today's dinner a beef stew? How about teleportingβ, my skills in using my mobile phone are already top-notch! β
"Is this a club event? Is it better to scold Huanhuan correctly? Or should Huanhuan be avoided? β
"Steer clear of it, you're probably not the same level as us."
"Miss Mori has replied! She said it was beef stew! β
The minister waved his phone and looked happy.
Bai Ya was peacefully scolded by Xiaoting on the side, and today's CP Department is still living very peacefully.
Kasumi: Gege explode!
Bai Ya: Xia, that's not a scolding!
Kasumi: Gege go and explode!
Bai Ya: Xia doesn't have the talent to scold people.