Chapter 70: Don't Use Your Pocket Money? Challenge my living expenses. Bah.
Mondrian: "Eyes: Learned. Brain: It's very simple, you can operate it with your hands. Hand: Come on, come on, hand for you, you operate. ”
The first attempt failed, and Shangguan Wan'er began to dazzle the operation again, muttering in her mouth and operating in her hands.
Diao Chan: Heh, you still want to lie to me, I continue to be obscene.
Diao Chan had just returned to the bottom of the tower, and he saw that Shangguan Wan'er's big move was empty.
Diao Chan: It's a real hammer, this Shangguan Wan'er is a mallet and a novice who can't press the big move. Feel like a fool. Dry, must be dry.
Shangguan Wan'er replenished the troops, Diao Chan immediately dislocated the second skill edge - heart knot, opened the big move - Fenghua, and prepared to repair Shangguan Wan'er.
Oh, Shangguan Wan'er, who can't follow the big move, is equivalent to ...... Rubbish. See how I let you know the sinister nature of society, the brilliance of human nature......
When Shangguan Wan'er was half-blooded, poof, Meng Lu and Cai Wenji were like divine soldiers descending from the sky, jumping out of the grass, slowing down, controlling, and dizzying, and successfully took down Diao Chan's head.
Diao Chan regretted smashing his mobile phone: one-sided, really one-sided. Shangguan Wan'er has been out for so long, how can there be a fool who can't follow the big move? Pits, everything is pits, waiting to jump on their own.
No, next time, you must carefully watch the grass, watch the position of Meng Lu, and then kill Shangguan Wan'er. Jungler Liu Bei is also a real dish, don't you know how to support it?
The third wave was launched, and Shangguan Wan'er successfully opened the ultimate move and dropped Diao Chan in seconds.
Diao: Look, what did I say, when someone was there to support? Shangguan Wan'er showed weakness to the enemy. Can't play anymore.
Shangguan Wan'er: Why do you play so much? Typical little drama spirit, personality persecution paranoia.
Meng Lu and Cai Wenji returned to the lower road, frantically suppressed Lu Bu, and killed all kinds of towers, and Lu Bu had no cards at all.
Lu Bu: "The jungler is here to help." ”
Liu Bei: "Contempt, hey, didn't you tell me not to come?" Just let me see how strong you really are? This? That's it? It's not strong. ”
Lu Bu: "Are you a fool, are you both parents dead, are you ......?"
Ahem, greetings from Zaun teach.
Liu Bei: "Stupid, not worthy of playing games." ”
Lu Bu: "%#¥#......"
Liu Bei: "You M is dead." ”
Lu Bu: "%#......"
Liu Bei: "You D is dead." ”
Lu Bu: "&%&%......"
Liu Bei: "You M is dead." ”
Uh, in a word, the angry Lu Bu was furious.
Lu Bu: "Lao Tzu is no longer serving." ”
Ding, Lu Bu quit the game.
Liu Bei: "Look, the rookie dog will always be like this, and he can't stand the slightest blow." ”
Sun Shangxiang glanced at his own 3/0 record on the panel, and sighed helplessly in his heart. This year's players are really hard to bring. Spray feces at every turn, hang up at every turn, can't you have fun?
Wang Zhaojun: Heh, such a vegetable Diao Chan still robbed the old lady's middle lane, and deserved to lose.
How can you win?
Pangu: "It's 0/3, it's so hard to play, you need support on the road." ”
Brother Monkey: "Okay, I'm here." ”
Pangu: "I think Pangu should go to the jungle, and it can't be done on the road." ”
Shangguan Wan'er: "After fighting for so long, I saw that you played Pangu once in rank." This hero? It's weak. ”
Pangu: "No, there are no weak heroes, only vulnerable summoners. ”
Meng Lu: "66666, applause." ”
Chu Nan: Do you want to elevate Pangu to the first level of national clothing and have a face-to-face teaching?
Meng Lu and Cai Wenji broke the high ground all the way, and Liu Bei wanted to turn the tide with his own strength, and finally became a mantis arm as a car, increasing the soul of the dead.
Meng Lu began to wander around, fetching heads...... The difficulty of the task increases, and the sense of urgency increases in the mind.
After fifteen minutes of fighting, breaking through the three-way high ground, Meng Lu successfully completed the mission.
Meng Lu wrote all the words: "See if I drop?" ”
Diao Chan's full text: "Spread the yellow, seal the number." ”
Mengru: "It's too hard for me. ”
Wang Zhaojun's full text: "If it wasn't Lu Bu hanging up? It's just you, not enough to see. ”
Sun Shangxiang's full text: "One shot is a child." ”
Mengru: "Why? Why is that? Is it really that hard to admit that others are better than you? ”
Boom, the crystal explodes, and the game ends.
Ding, congratulations on successfully completing the task.
Ding, congratulations on successfully obtaining the mission reward: 1,600 gold coins.
Chu Nan: Is it comfortable to earn money while standing? Or is it comfortable to earn money on your knees? A: Neither. Lying down, you can still earn money, the most comfortable.
Chu Nan: Hey, it seems that something is missing. Oops, forgot to start the live stream.
Chu Nan operated, started the live broadcast, and created the room name: "Old rules, Zhong Kuikong hook, one hundred Huaxia coins." 》
As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, the popularity in the room exploded.
Passerby A: "Finally got you, big guy." Get your card and get ready. ”
Passerby B: "Today, I have earned 100 Huaxia coins, what I said, it doesn't work for the king of heaven to come." ”
Passerby C: "Anchor? Can you set a time for the live stream? I'm so anxious to wait, I want to make money? ”
Passerby: "Huh? Sprout new onlookers, what's the situation. ”
Boom, a rocket flew by.
Chu Nan was dumbfounded, so arrogant, the ID of the player who watched the rocket: Vice President of the DY Game Guild.
The vice president of the DY Game Guild swiped a barrage: "Private chat." ”
Chu Nan: Uh, how can I talk to you privately? Have you left your contact details?
Passerby A: "Heh, double-standard anchor, you have a title." ”
Passerby B: "It's not good to give a small tip, put a long line and catch a big fish." ”
Passerby C: "Awesome, awesome." ”
Chu Nan: "Heh, don't bring the rhythm, do I Chu care about such a little money?" Wait, I'll see if he starts a live broadcast. Fans? Follow me to the live broadcast room. ”
Chu Nan searched and found the live broadcast room of the vice president of the DY Game Guild. Whoosh, two rockets lifted into the air.
The Holy Spirit Dragon sent a barrage: "Don't pretend to be X with me, don't use your pocket money?" Challenge my living expenses. Phew, to put it the other way, don't use your living expenses to challenge me for breakfast money. ”
Several black lines appeared on the forehead of the vice president of the DY Game Guild: This? Where did a fool come from.
Chu Nan returned to the live broadcast room: "What about the housing management?" Give me this number. It's all said, come to the live broadcast room to watch? Figure Yile, who is brushing the gift, directly sealed. ”
The house manager replied weakly: "It can't be sealed." ”
Chu Nan: "You can't seal it, I'll seal it." ”
Chu Nan immediately changed the name of the live broadcast room: "Don't provoke me with your living expenses, poverty is a disease." 》
Passerby A: "Arrogant." But the anchor doesn't seem to have a good brain. ”
Passerby B: "This anchor has a mine at home." ”
Passerby C: "Heh, I want to be friends with you, I don't care about anything else, I think you have a temper with me." ”
The wind direction of the barrage suddenly changed.
Chu Nan: "When the money for this rocket arrives, I will double the donation to the poor mountainous areas, please supervise." ”
In the live broadcast room: The words 6666666 keep brushing up. The number of people in the live broadcast room kept rising.
Chu Nan: "The house manager said the rules, lest the newcomer Xiaomengxin not understand the rules and be banned." ”
Housing management: "Okay......"