Chapter 37: Feng Yan VS Obasan

Feng Yan couldn't believe his ears when he heard what he was going to compare, he smiled and leaned over and said, "I can't see that Auntie, you usually have a wide range of reading knowledge, where did you get the confidence to compare with me to guess riddles?" ”

Obasang sneered: "Boy, don't talk about those useless things, the limit time for each person to think is 2 minutes, and it's okay to start, right?" ”

Feng Yan leaned back in the chair again, put on a more relaxed posture and said, "Auntie, you can think of the death riddle in The Hobbit, which means that you are prepared, so please come first." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Obasan: "So it began: the taller and taller he grew, the shorter he grew, and he was so afraid of the flames that he was melting in tears. ”

Feng Yan began to tap his index finger on the outside of his thigh after Obasang finished speaking, and the thoughts in his head were also blowing a tornado while tapping rhythmically.

Obasan smoked a cigarette lightly: "Boy, this is the first one, you have to think about it like this......"

Feng Yan: "Candles." After admiring Obasan's rich expression, Feng Yan continued: "Auntie, is this the only level you have?" It's too easy, the level of elementary school students, it's my turn. ”

Feng Yan stretched his index finger from the outside of his thigh to his temple and tapped it: "Yes, please listen to the question: 4 legs when I was a child, 6 legs when I grow up, sometimes I am a mute, sometimes I am a singer." ”

Obasang obviously didn't expect Feng Yan's question to be so difficult, and after listening to it, she frowned and held her chin in painstaking meditation.

And Feng Yan began to harass on the side: "Auntie, what did you do when you were alive?" I'm actually good at guessing puzzles, this is a relatively slippery project that you have to use your brain to play often, then you must have been confused with brain teasers when you first came into contact with guessing, then I have to tell you in detail about the difference between guessing and brain teasers, I personally think that the art of guessing is far greater than brain teasers, and guessing puzzles should be more rigorous, you say, this brain teaser can be regarded as ......"

Feng Yan chose to talk nonsense at this time, if it can cause Obasan's unhappiness, it is better to quarrel with him directly, then you can waste time answering questions, even if you can't quarrel, it can distract her, but Obasang obviously didn't have a plan.

Obasang waved his hand and said irritably, "Can you be quiet?" I figured out the answer. ”

Feng Yan pretended to be surprised and said: "Nani, Auntie, you thought of it so quickly, don't guess wrong, think about it, guess wrong, even if I win." ”

Obasan: "If you call me aunt again, I'll kill you, the answer is the guitar, the smaller version of the guitar is called the ukulele, it only has 4 strings, it can be seen as a guitar when you were a child, and the standard guitar has 6 strings, the guitar is a dead thing, of course you can play beautiful music when someone plays, and when you don't play it, you are a dumb person." ”

After saying that, Obasang also proudly wanted to see Feng Yan's disappointed expression, but she saw Feng Yan picking her nostrils blankly.

"Stinky boy, are you listening to my analysis?"

Feng Yan reacted and said: "Ah, it's over, I'm already thinking about the next puzzle just now, there's nothing to analyze, it's a very simple question, you said so much and didn't show me my face." ”

Obasang almost died of anger: "Stinky boy, I haven't even come up with the question, you have already started to think about your next question, are you sure you will be able to answer my question?" Too arrogant, right? ”

Seeing that Feng Yan didn't speak, he still looked weak, so Obasang simply asked the question: "Sometimes weak, sometimes strong, sometimes scattered with a blow, sometimes indestructible, one in summer, one in winter." ”

Obasan: "Stinky Little ......"

Feng Yan: "The standard answer to this question is one or two. ”

Before Obasang could finish his sentence, Feng Yan quickly asked this question.

"Why are you asking this, I have no comment."

Feng Yan: "You obviously want to trick me with this question, it can be one answer or two answers, you have to tell me how many standard answers there are, right?" Forget it, I'll say both, water or ice. ”

Looking at Obasan's gritted teeth, Feng Yan shrugged: "I answered two answers that are not wrong, and they are both reasonable answers that appear in your question, in fact, I personally think that water is more appropriate, because the riddle starts with the characteristics of water: sometimes weak." ”

Obasan: "Don't be nervous, get out of the question." ”

Feng Yan looked at the 30-minute countdown, and there were less than 7 minutes left at this time: "I don't have enough time, the following may be more difficult, listen to Auntie." ”

"When he appeared, the heavens and the earth were discolored, the world was dark, he could devour mountains, rivers and forests, the sun, the moon and the stars, people could see him, but they couldn't get rid of him, he followed him like a shadow."

After Feng Yan finished speaking, he didn't open his mouth to harass Obasan, he crossed his hands and ten fingers and naturally put them on his legs, and his face still had a calm expression with a very high appearance rate, and he couldn't see what he was thinking.

Just when the time was about to come, Obasang showed a smug smile: "Stinky boy, you are really a thief, this question is even more chicken thief than my last question, are you waiting for me to fall into the pit?" ”

Feng Yan still didn't speak, and silently counted down the time in his heart: 5, 4, 3, 2......

"It's haze."

"Shet, it's only 1 second, and the system has obviously given instructions to this aunt after precise calculations." Feng Yan was a little annoyed.

Obasang said to himself: "Actually, the standard answer to this question is fog, but at present, as far as ZG is concerned, there is no fog anymore, as long as there is something like the one in your question, it is definitely haze." ”

Feng Yan looked at the time again and said, "Okay, okay, you can do it, hurry up and solve the question." ”

Obasang seemed to understand that Feng Yan was in a hurry, so he stopped talking nonsense and asked the question again: "There is a kind of water, inexhaustible, and he flows in the ......"

Feng Yan: "It's saliva, it's my turn." ”

Obasang was dumbfounded, but before she could be too surprised, Feng Yan's next question came.

At this time, Feng Yan got up and paced a few steps, the pace seemed very hurried, and after walking more than a dozen steps, he suddenly stopped and began to ask questions: "He is unpredictable, comes and goes like the wind, there is no place he can't go, his ability is unpredictable, unquantifiable, often plays with opponents in applause, he is very arrogant, does not believe in any friends, and even does not hesitate to find a way to kill his friends, he even hates the other side of himself, but in fact he himself is the existence of a thousand faces, so who is he?" ”

This time, Feng Yan gave the most hints to the puzzle, but Obasang had no clue at all, she began to pull her hair like crazy and said, "What is it! What is it! What the hell are you talking about, no! I seem to know who you are talking about, I seem to know! No! I don't know, I can't guess! No!!! ”

"When the time comes, please answer."

The moment Feng Yan spoke, the iron railing that symbolized the cage disappeared instantly, in fact, the time had come, and Feng Yan had won.

Obasang raised her head violently, her face showed a hideous expression, the intact skin began to decay rapidly, and in an instant, only white bones were left on half of her face, and the other half of her face was hung with rotten flesh, she screamed, I don't know when the nails that had stretched half a meter were pulled out according to Feng Yan's head, seeing that Feng Yan's head was about to be pulled out into a bowling ball by Obasan's nails, who knew that a sudden change occurred.

"I'm ~ hitting!!"

Feng Yan instantly sacrificed the [angry table leg], and slashed it down with a stick on Oubasan's head, Oubasang saw that this table leg was too unqualified in terms of speed and strength, just easily flashed and thought about flashing this move, who knew that after her body flashed, the table leg quickly shot towards her head at a more strange angle, she panicked and wanted to block it with her hand, and then found that the hand couldn't be raised, and she watched Feng Yan's table leg dry on her head.

"I'm telling you to cheat! I can't afford to play with you! I knew this leg was for you! Feng Yan was full of confidence after he Oubasan's head with a table leg, and he shot three lightning shots one after another, and the kung fu of three sentences was enough to slash more than a dozen times, and Obasan's head was beaten and bleeding.

"Wait...... Wait...... I was wrong...... Stop it...... Stop, bastard, aren't you in a hurry! ”

When the last sentence was finished, Feng Yan finally stopped, he took the blood-dripping stick and panted and stroked his messy long hair and said, "No...... Sorry, I almost forgot about the addiction, so you threw in the towel? ”

Holding his bloody head, he retreated to the gas stove, squatted down and said, "I admit defeat...... Admit defeat, don't fight, I'll be disillusioned if I fight again. ”

Feng Yan sighed and said, "What can't you say well, why do you have to force me to do this to you, okay, hurry up and tell me your tips." ”

Obasang shuddered, "There's something in the drawer of the cupboard behind you, and I think that's what you want." ”