Volume 3 Sword Art Online Chapter 130 Poker
Wang Heng snorted coldly and stuffed the sword back into his hat.
Like a bottomless pit in the top hat, he easily swallowed the sword back, Wang Heng put on his hat and straightened it, and pressed his ears behind his head: "Let them come." ”
The frog croaked and roared angrily: "Then you will wait for death!" ”
Then he jumped into the river with a thud.
The river swayed huge waves, impartially smashed at Wang Heng, Wang Heng pulled out a handkerchief from his pocket and shook it, and the white handkerchief instantly became the size of a dining table, blocking all the waves.
Wang Heng quickly lifted the four corners and tied them into a dead knot, and several squares of water didn't spill out at all as if they were in a bag, and when he blew a breath, the soft bag of water in his hand instantly condensed into ice.
glanced into the water, shook the ice lump in his hand like a whirlwind, and then smashed into the river with a "hey", and did not splash the slightest ripple when entering the water.
Wang Heng tilted his head, one ear pricked up, and in a matter of seconds, there was a scream and a muffled sound in the river, and a murky stream floated up from below like a mushroom cloud.
Seeing this, Wang Heng nodded with satisfaction, straightened his clothes, patted out a burst of non-existent dust, and then gave Youzhu a standard guide salute: "Beautiful lady, please go this way." ”
Youzhu answered, ran forward with her skirt, and arrived at the door without a twist.
Youzhu knocked curiously on the door.
No, it didn't.
Knocked again: "Anyone?" Open the door? ”
Wang Heng was shy, paced forward, patted Youzhu's shoulder and motioned her to get out of the way, then lifted the civilization staff and passed into the keyhole, and with a click, the wooden door opened.
Youzhu glared at Wang Heng and walked in.
Wang Heng shrugged his shoulders and followed, taking off his hat and hanging it on the coat rack: "Please sit down." ”
The room is not big, but it seems very warm, Wang Heng glanced at it, stepped forward to stab the fireplace, and gestured to Youzhu to the two chairs in front of the fireplace: "You want black tea and green tea?" ”
"Black tea, I'm sorry for you." Youzhu replied politely, and then sat down in one of the armchairs, which seemed to be warm.
didn't let Youzhu wait for a long time, Wang Heng quickly walked over with a huge tray, the snacks on the plate were piled up like a mountain, the teapot was shaking dangerously but it just didn't fall, and the two teacups also jingled.
With a kick of his feet, a low stool slid in front of the fireplace and stopped between the two armchairs, making an exaggerated braking sound.
Wang Heng calmly sat down in another armchair, put the tray on the low chair, poured two cups of hot black tea, and made a gesture of please.
Then he picked up a piece of cupcake and took a bite, took a sip of black tea, and squinted his eyes pleasantly.
This thing was even more delicious than he had imagined, worthy of imaginary food, but the false feeling of eating it without adding anything was a little unpleasant.
Youzhu also tasted a piece, and then his eyes lit up, and he ate several pieces in a row before he stopped and drank a sip of black tea because of choking.
Wang Heng hummed a song in his mouth, and from time to time he turned the fire on the fireplace to prevent it from going out, but he only ate a piece of dim sum.
In fact, even from the perspective of fairy tales, what he did before was a bit out of line, and he already had a bit of a god's flavor.
All wishes come true, the law comes out of the heart, and when you draw out the sword body, you automatically become a master of swordsmanship, and if you want to tie a knot, you will tie it into a complex rope buckle that you don't know, and you can just do an aiming action and even smash through the underwater place that is a self-contained place.
It's so strong that it's boundless, and the style of painting has changed from a fairy tale to an exaggerated anime.
In the logic outside of the rules set by Youzhu, he is a little unsure of what the real logic is.
The opposite of order is chaos rather than the opposite.
The iron of chaos is uncertain, and if you make 10,000 actions in the chaos, you will have 10,000 results, such as a stone falling down, which can fall to the ground like an ordinary stone and roll around a few times, or it may penetrate the center of the earth and see a beam of light pass through on the other side, or it may explode a mushroom cloud like a nuclear bomb explosion.
But Youzhu has said before that this is a world where logic can be established, which is actually more like an enhanced and amplified version of magic - things can happen in themselves, and magic only omits the process of change.
What Wang Heng did was to directly bypass the process to achieve the result, and the process was put into a black box and unknown.
Wang Heng tried to analyze the black box, but he only felt that his head was about to explode, so he had to give up.
It really doesn't make sense to use the ability inside the black box to unlock the box created from the outside world, so he doesn't force it, and there is basically no feasible way to get the things that are set up here outside, and he doesn't bother to waste his efforts.
Youzhu had already eliminated half a pot of black tea and half a plate of dim sum, and finally showed a somewhat satisfied demeanor.
Wang Heng raised his eyes to look at her, took out his pocket watch and looked at it symbolically, and then shouted contrivedly: "Oh, no, they are coming, Miss Alice, you hide quickly!" ”
Then the door was slammed, and a rude shouting came from outside the door: "Open the door, someone has reported that you have a human here!" ”
Wang Heng calmly took a sip of the teacup and began to read: "Ah, Miss Alice, you run away, there is a door in the back, it leads to the outside, no one can find you, don't worry." ”
Alice...... The corners of Youzhu's eyes twitched, and he almost couldn't hold back, but he took a strong breath and picked up the play, and said anxiously: "No, Mr. Rabbit, I can't do this, I want to go together!" ”
Wang Heng stood up, the height of the rabbit caused him to be as tall as Alice only when his ears were erected, and he could only look up at the other party at this time: "No, Miss Alice, their target is you, of course I will be responsible for bringing you in, please escape from behind, I am here to help you buy a little time, you go to find a cat who can magic, she will help you!" ”
It's just that the voice is weak, and the touching lines of sacrificing oneself to explain the aftermath are pronounced as "Have you eaten".
Youzhu felt that she couldn't play anymore, and the opponent who played the play really affected her performance.
But it's not in the way, Wang Heng has pushed Alice out of the back door according to the standard process, and slapped the door hard, and now there is only one scene left for heroic righteousness or temporary arrest, and his plot can be temporarily ended to eat melon seeds.
The rest, of course, is the standard plot that a fairy tale should have, Alice gathers her friends to overcome obstacles along the way, turn enemies into friends, and rescue the rabbit in front of the villain boss, and everyone is happy.
Wang Heng hummed a little song, clicked on the door from a distance, and kept shaking with a banging sound, but the wooden door that could not be knocked on suddenly opened, and the three poker soldiers who slammed the door hard failed to react, and rushed in with their heads covered and closed their eyes, hugging each other like a gourd.
Wang Heng looked at the teacup, the red background was the enemy, and the military police uniforms with black hooks were ten in total, but the appearance was no different from that of ordinary humans, only the place where the military horn was pasted on the front of the hat was replaced by a red peach heart A to 10, and the red heart No. 10 hat of the leader had a pinch of white feathers on the brim, which seemed to be the team leader.
Team Leader Red Heart 10 hurriedly walked in, his eyes scanning the audience like a falcon.
The rabbit looked at the group of uninvited guests who broke into the door with a stunned expression, as if he had not recovered from the great change.
The hand serving the tea trembled slightly.
Red Heart 10 couldn't see the human girl mentioned in the report at a glance, so he was slightly stunned and shouted: "Search." ”
The other nine poker soldiers rushed up and threw around, and the three who had hit the door and fell down before were the most ferocious, drawing their sabers and stabbing everywhere, and the chickens and dogs jumped everywhere they passed, and it was a mess.
Five minutes later, almost everything was cut into two or three sections, and finally a poker soldier No. 9 stepped forward and reported: "Report to the captain, I didn't find it!" ”
Hearts 10 slapped the soldier's hat viciously, and the brim of the hat was buttoned down to cover his eyes: "Waste! ”
Then the dragon walked and slapped on the tray in front of Wang Heng!
Unfortunately, this is not the table he thought it was, so this slap was solid...... Knocked over the tray.
A large pile of uneaten dim sum flew all over the sky, half a pot of tea tumbled in the air, and then the black tea tilted out, all of which smashed on the unexpected red heart 10's face.
The white and red ones hung up, as if they had opened a small dyeing workshop.
The air is still.
I don't know who couldn't hold back, but laughed out loud, and then everyone laughed along, and the room was filled with a happy atmosphere.
Wang Heng was sitting precariously, first of all, he didn't smile.
"Shut up!" Red Heart 10 roared, glanced at Wang Heng fiercely, and looked back at Wolf Gu: "What are you laughing at?" ”
The laughter came to an abrupt end.
9 Hearts coughed lightly, "I didn't laugh." ”
Then he slapped his backhand and buttoned the brim of Red Heart 8 to his eyes: "What are you laughing at?!" ”
Red Heart 8 was full of grievances, wondering if he also laughed, but he didn't dare to say it, so he could only slap his anger on Red Heart 7: "Ask you!" What are you laughing at?! ”
There's no way, the sorting depends on strength, it's so cruel.
Seeing that the hatred was about to continue, the corners of Red Heart 10's eyes twitched, and he couldn't afford to lose this person, so he shouted loudly: "Okay!" It's all set up for me! ”
The order was forbidden, and they lined up at a very fast speed, all with serious expressions and no trace of laughter.
Wang Heng couldn't hold back his laughter at this time.
Red Heart 10 sank like water and looked back at him: "What are you laughing at again?" ”
Wang Heng coughed lightly, picked up the teacup that had survived before he had time to put it back on the tray and covered the corners of his mouth: "I think of something happy." ”
Hearts 10 put the handle on the knife: "What's the happy thing?" ”
Wang Heng put down the teacup and smiled lightly: "I know where the human beings you are looking for are." ”
Hearts 10 clenched the handle of the knife and said in a deep voice, "Where?" ”
Wang Heng put down the teacup and looked forward to it: "If I tell you, will there be a reward?" ”
Red Heart 10's face froze, and he squeezed out a smile: "Of course." ”