Chapter 393: Who's the Professional?
When he arrived at a place with more vehicles, Li Changxi finally slowed down.
"You don't like that guy very much?" Wu Jun asked.
"No," Li Changxi shook his head resolutely, "I hate him very much." ”
"I think he's also good-looking, and he has money," Wu Jun said, "but it's very popular in China." ”
"It's his dad who is rich, not him. ”
"The rich second generation is even more popular," Wu Jun said with a smile, "not only is he rich, but he also understands emotions." ”
"Qi, forget it," Li Changxi said disapprerovingly, "If it weren't for his father being an official, I would have kicked his eggs a long time ago!"
Wu Jun: ...... Girl, what a grudge you have.
Realizing that this sentence was a bit rude, Li Changxi's face was slightly red, and he quickly changed the topic.
"Why did he suddenly have a convulsion just now?"
Wu Jun shrugged his shoulders: "I don't know, it may be heat stroke." ”
"Huh...... I believe that you have ghosts. ”
After more than an hour, he finally arrived at Wu Jun's new home.
"Where is the snake?" Before he could sit down, Li Changxi couldn't wait.
"It won't appear until midnight," Wu Jun said, "you rest for a while, drink some water, and I'll knock you some sour horns down and eat." ”
Li Changxi pouted slightly, took off his shoes, climbed to the tree in three or two clicks, and soon came down with a bag of sour horns in his clothes.
"Wow, my sister is amazing!" In the swimming pool, Chen Shui'er's eyes were shining.
Wu Jun felt that this girl was really, capable.
It was him before, such a smooth tree, he would definitely not be able to climb it without a ladder.
Seeing that Wu Jun had been looking at her, Li Changxi asked nonchalantly: "Won't girls in Huaxia climb trees?"
"There are some who can climb," Wu Jun replied, "but they don't use their clothes to make sour horns." ”
"Ahh
Only then did Li Changxi notice that he actually showed a small part of his waist, and he blushed in an instant, and quickly put down his clothes.
This reminded Wu Jun of something that had puzzled him for a long time.
Some of the girls wore swimsuits on the beach or in the pool, and they didn't feel shy at all.
But why do you have to hold a bag to cover up when you go to the street, when your clothes and skirts are a little shorter?
I really don't know what they think.
......
The time quickly came into the evening.
Since being beaten by Wu Jun, the big snake has been separated by two days, and finally can't help but come again.
However, it is more careful than before, and will look out at the big trees outside the fence long in advance.
Make sure there is no danger, and then quietly swim into the yard.
If there is a little wind and grass, they will give up absorbing energy and flee as if flying.
It is estimated that Wu Jun beat it up that day, which made it have a psychological shadow.
The sky is clear tonight and full of stars.
Seeing that it was almost early in the morning, Wu Jun let go of the Heavenly Master's energy and "looked" at the big snake silently climbing up the big tree outside.
"It's coming. Wu Jun whispered.
"Where?"
Wu Jun pointed to the big tree outside through the glass.
Li Changxi squinted her eyes and looked over, and when she saw the size of the big snake clearly, she almost screamed.
She hurriedly covered her small mouth with both hands, her big eyes flashed with excitement, and a little voice leaked from her fingers: "So big?"
Wu Jun said in his heart, of course, if it was a little snake, he wouldn't have to spend so much money.
"You still say you don't like big guys!"
Wu Jun: ...... Girl, at this time, please pay attention to the big guys outside, don't pay attention to me!
After a while, there was another rustling sound outside, and occasionally a click, of the rat traps that the stones had installed around the house.
Seeing the dense crowd of small animals and insects burrowing into the wall, Li Changxi was even more surprised.
"What's going on?"
"Shhhh ”
The sour horn tree began to emit energy, and the big snake wrapped itself around the sour horn tree at a very fast speed, opening its mouth wide and stealing.
Li Changxi looked at it very carefully and felt very weird, but he was afraid that his words would scare him away, so he resisted the urge to ask.
Ten minutes later, all the animals dispersed, and Wu Jun turned on the light in the room.
"How?"
"Can I tell me what I really think?" Li Changxi asked without answering.
"Say it. ”
"I want this snake, will you let me do it?"
Wu Jun: "...... No way. ”
"I knew you would say that," Li Changxi pursed his lips, "but I hope to change the conditions! I don't want to take your pay!"
"Tell me about it. ”
"If I help you succeed in taming it, you're going to have her give it to my snake...... What's that. ”
Wu Jun frowned slightly: "What's that?"
"That's it!" Li Changxi's face turned red quickly, "That's it...... What do you men like? ”
Wu Jun: ......
It turned out to be breeding, but he can't do this kind of thing.
"If you can help it find the right match, and it will, I don't care. ”
Li Changxi's eyes suddenly lit up: "A word is a certainty?"
"Words count. Wu Jun said, "But are you sure?"
"Don't worry, I'm a professional!" Li Changxi said confidently, "but I have to make some preparations tomorrow, and we will start acting tomorrow night." ”
"Is there anything I need help with?"
"We must catch it first," Li Changxi became serious when it came to business, "put it in a dark and damp room, the doors and windows must be firm, and there must be observation openings, feeding openings, and it is best to get some rabbits, chickens and other small animals." ”
Isn't that the same as the other snake trainers?
"Then I will communicate with him first, find out his language, and then I can teach you, and then you can communicate with him. Li Changxi said, "If it goes well, it can be successful in a few days." ”
Hearing this, Wu Jun's eyes lit up: "Is there really a snake language?"
"Of course there is, but each species of snake is different, and even two snakes of the same species will be different. ”
"So how do you communicate?"
"For snakes, snake language is just an aid," Li Changxi said solemnly, "and the most important thing between them is to rely on pheromones to communicate." ”
"And what are pheromones?"
"You can think of it as a smell or something, but it's a special smell for when you need it. ”
Sure enough, it's a professional, and I don't understand it.
The next day, Wu Jun asked Shi to vacate an empty room downstairs, put steel wire mesh on the doors and windows, and went to buy some fresh chickens and rabbits.
As for the tools for catching snakes, he himself is.
In the early hours of the morning, before the big snake could swim into the yard, Wu Jun directly released a few rays of thunder, electrocuted it from the tree, and then dragged it into the house like a chicken.
The whole process only took two minutes, and Li Changxi was dumbfounded.
"What did you do to it?"
Wu Jun threw the big snake into the room, clapped his hands and said, "It's okay, it's used to it." ”
"You have to be gentle with it, or it will be afraid of you and refuse to communicate with you!"
"If you can't do it, you will slaughter and eat meat. ”
Li Changxi stopped at the door with an arrow, his eyes glaring at the boss: "If you want to eat it, eat me first!"
Probably realizing that there was an ambiguity in this sentence, her face quickly turned red again, but she still stood in front of the door and did not let go.
"Come on," Wu Jun smiled, "don't give me a chance." ”
......
Li Changxi asked everyone to be as quiet as possible, and then kept guard at the door of the big snake's room.
From time to time, I opened the small window on the door to look, and occasionally threw a chicken.
I didn't see her sleeping, so when I was hungry, I ate two bites casually, and I insisted on it for two days and two nights.
By the afternoon of the third day, there was finally good news.
"I've never seen such a smart snake!" she found Wu Jun with red eyes, "Honestly, I really want to steal it back!"
"How?"
"Almost, now I can teach you its language. ”
"It's pretty good," Wu Jun smiled, "Are you sure you can?"
"Sure," Li Changxi said confidently, "but are you sure you promised me the conditions before?"
"Sure, I've always been a good talker. ”
So Wu Jun began to learn snake language from her.
It's relatively simple to say, after all, it's a wild animal, and when it comes to it, it's nothing more than "hello", "have you eaten", "I'm going crazy" a few simple words.
But it's easy to say, but it's a hassle to learn.
The length of time and the level of volume must be grasped very accurately, otherwise it will not understand.
In just a few words, Wu Jun studied for an hour before he fully mastered it.
"Now you try to communicate with it, and I'll watch it for you. ”
Wu Jun opened the observation window and said "hello".
However, there was no movement in the room for a long time.
"Don't worry, it's not familiar to you yet, just say it a few more times. ”
So Wu Jun spent the whole afternoon and evening, but the big snake just ignored him.
"It must have been that you were too rough before, so it was afraid of you!"
Wu Jun: ...... Didn't you negotiate with it, deliberately ignore me, and then take it for yourself?
"You tell it that if it ignores me today, I'll stew it. ”
"You ......" Li Changxi furrowed his delicate eyebrows, "the more you are like this, the more it is afraid of you." ”
"What then?" Wu Jun spread his hands, "Do I still have to offer it?"
Li Changxi thought for a while and said, "Otherwise, I'll call it over, and then you come again." You and I pretend to be intimate and see if it dispels your guards. ”
Is that okay too?
Wu Jun stepped aside, and it took Li Changxi half an hour to finally lure the big snake to the door, and whispered to Wu Jun: "It's okay...... You tap ...... Slow down!"
Wu Jun slowly approached at a speed of 5 millimeters per second.
As a result, as soon as one of his ears was exposed, the serpent retracted with a snort.
This made him a little depressed, could it be because my ears were so handsome?
"Don't worry, let's take our time!"
After more than half a day and more than a dozen attempts, the big snake finally stopped hiding when he saw him.
"It's almost a success!" Li Changxi said with a little excitement, "You come here!"
Wu Jun leaned in to her side.
"Come on again, you're still shy of a big man?"
Wu Jun: ...... Isn't this the fear of gossip in broad daylight?
He tried to talk to the serpent, who was wary at first, but slowly, he began to hiss.
"Look, I'm right," Li Changxi's face flushed with excitement, "it's really smart." ”
Wu Jun: ...... If it had been smart, it would have offered to open the door for me a long time ago.
"Let's open the door and let it out!"
"Are you sure it won't bite?"
"No," Li Changxi said, "don't worry, even if I can bite, I have a way to deal with it." ”
Wu Jun let the rest of the family leave first, and then opened the door of the big snake and exited more than ten meters.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, a red tongue poked out of the crack in the door, and felt that there was no danger outside, so he slowly swam out.
Under the guidance of Li Changxi, it came to the yard and looked at the sour horn tree first, and then swam to Li Changxi with its head down.
"Good-"
Li Changxi tried to touch its head, but this thing actually looked like a docile kitten, and even his eyes narrowed.
"Try it for you. ”
Wu Jun also stretched out his hand to the big snake, but the big snake retracted his head at once, looking very scared.
"I'm not going to hit you, come here!"
"You're quiet, you're scared of it. Li Changxi said and hugged his arm, "If we behave intimately, it won't be afraid." ”
Not to mention that this trick is really useful, when Wu Jun touched the head of the big snake again, although it still felt scared, it didn't hide anymore.
However, after letting Wu Jun touch it twice, it rested its head on Li Changxi's calf.
Li Changxi happily touched its head and looked at Wu Jun with a little smugness: "Maybe I can turn it home!"
Wu Jun smiled disappreciatively, this Heavenly Master's killer weapon hasn't been taken out yet.
But he still admired it a little.
The big snake, which can't be tamed with violence, was cleaned up so docile by a little girl in just a few days that he suspected that the soul of the big snake was a cat.
"Now you try to feed it something. ”
Wu Jun took out a cucumber from his pocket, which Fang Heng had brought from China.
He had tried to feed him before, but at that time the snake was too wary of him and refused to eat what he gave.
"It eats meat!" Li Changxi reminded very seriously.
"It's going to eat. ”
Wu Jun broke half a cucumber and put it in front of the big snake, and the big snake came over and hissed twice, and immediately came to his senses, and swallowed it with one mouth.
After eating, he still looked at Wu Jun with a blank eye.
Li Changxi's eyes were about to fall: "No, it really ate it?"
Wu Jun threw the remaining cucumber to the big snake, and said in his heart that this was the cucumber of this Heavenly Master.
"In the future, as long as you are obedient," Wu Jun said to the big snake, "naturally there are good things for you to eat." ”
As if to understand him, the serpent immediately put his head over flatteringly and rubbed it on its calf.
Li Changxi was dumbfounded.
She was still proud just now, thinking that this big snake should be closer to her, but she was abducted by a cucumber in a blink of an eye!
You're a snake!
Why do you want to eat cucumber?
"Alright, go back to your room and sleep!"
Watching the big snake slowly swim back to the house just now, and didn't forget to close the door as well, Li Changxi was very suspicious, who was the professional!
"Chang Xi!"
Suddenly, a man's voice came from outside the wall.
Wu Jun looked back, isn't this the guy who pursued Li Changxi, and actually found it here?