302. When I Die, the President Really Laughs (2 in 1)
From the woman's words, Xia Yu can get a message:
The woman came here because Wen Ziying is a girl, she is a person who likes to bring the same sex home.
So, what will happen if she thinks that Wen Ziying is not a girl?
This is a bit difficult, because Wen Ziying has been exposed before, and now if she wants to reverse the impression of a woman, she needs strong evidence.
The most convenient and obvious evidence is the Adam's apple, but unfortunately, Wen Ziying's body could not get the Adam's apple.
The second is the flat chest, unfortunately, although Wen Ziying is wrapped, she can still feel it when she touches it.
In the end, that's the only thing left.
Xia Yu grabbed the woman's waist with his left hand and brought his face in front of the woman.
This is to block the woman's view.
"My sister used to like this kind of tune, playing with boys as girls? If it's you, I can give it a try! Xia Yu said in a false voice.
At the same time, he stretched out his right hand, took out the phone from his trouser pocket, and stuffed it into his pants.
"Still don't admit it?" The smile on the woman's face became even brighter, "Then go back to ...... with my sister"
Her words stopped abruptly as she felt something hard rubbing against her thighs.
She saw Wen Ziyu's writhing waist.
Stunned for two seconds, as if it was a disgusting bug on her thigh, she stood up excitedly and hurriedly retreated.
"Perverted!" The woman threw down such a sentence at Wen Ziyu, picked up her bag and walked out of the bar quickly.
Taking out the mobile phone in his pants, Xia Yu sighed.
Fortunately, it was a lace without a man, otherwise she wouldn't have been able to deceive her.
"Perverted!" Wen Ziying said in his head.
“???”
I'm rubbing her with my phone, not you, what are you doing?
After a second, Xia Yu reacted, and the girl should have said that she should have put the phone in her pants.
It's really hypocritical.
Without arguing with her, Xia Yu stood up and left the bar.
On the way back, Wen Ziying apologized to Xia Yu again: "I'm sorry, I was a little excited just now." ”
"It's nothing, you're scolding much lighter than one of my friends." Xia Yu said he didn't care.
"This feeling is quite novel, let's try it with another woman?"
Listening to Wen Ziying's words, Xia Yu stopped.
You're the pervert!
"I refuse." Xia Yu replied.
Wen Ziying sighed regretfully.
"By the way, why haven't you been here lately?" Wen Ziying asked again.
"Something has happened lately." Xia Yu didn't want to say more, but he still explained.
"Oh," Wen Ziying didn't care, "It's not bad to be placed this way." ”
“……”
You're really perverted!
In Xia Yu's heart, a thought suddenly rose, if he became Wen Ziying's boyfriend, would he be able to make all kinds of attempts with the reason of new feelings?
However, this kind of lover is fine, if you are really a wife, the home is easy to become a place of erosion.
Xia Yu restrained his thoughts.
In the process of life, people will face many sudden temptations, at this time, you must keep your own heart.
"What are we going to do today?" Wen Ziying's words were full of anticipation.
She wanted to get a new experience from Xia Yu.
Xia Yu didn't answer, he asked another thing curiously: "How do you use the experience you get in the book?" ”
He knows that, in fact, the things written at home are basically made out of thin air, and they can be written by checking the information, interviewing and interviewing professionals, and even fantasizing about the fact that there is no need to prepare any information.
If it is professional knowledge, such as medical sports, it can also be used to write professional, but what Wen Ziying gets is experience, and experience is not used.
"Some are used to write, and some are used to write prose, try or something." Wen Ziying replied.
Prose and poetry are both genres that focus on the writer's experience.
"You also write prose and poetry?" Xia Yu was surprised, he was sure that he had not seen the prose and poems published by the girl.
"It's not published." Wen Ziying's mood was a little low.
Xia Yu felt unusual, with Wen Ziying's fame, even if she wrote poorly, it was not difficult to publish, and with Wen Ziying's writing level, it should not be much worse.
He was about to ask, but Wen Ziying changed the subject, and she instigated Xia Yu to go to another bar to have fun.
Xia Yu sternly refused, returned to the girl's home, and watched.
He didn't continue to use Wen Ziying's body to brush inspiration, and now the inspiration is basically enough, but there is only LV5 music, which is not enough.
With the music of LV5, he can create an ordinary song like Hakuba, but in his heart, he can't write the atmosphere of the wilderness that he wants to make.
However, he can't spend his experience card on music now, and the more important thing at the moment is business skills.
He's saving up experience cards, and he's going to do it in one step.
After eight hours in Wen Ziying's body, Xia Yu returned to his body.
At this time, it was early in the morning, Xia Yu first looked at his mobile phone, and then looked at Guan Yu's diary, An Siyao did not look for him.
What the hell did the girl do? Xia Yu was even more puzzled.
I slept for another time, and when I got up the next morning, Xia Yu knew the reason.
An Siyao called him.
"I got a lot of money." The girl said happily.
"How?" Xia Yu thought, it turned out that An Siyao went to get money yesterday.
"Grandpa gave it." An Siyao replied.
Xia Yu didn't care, congratulated the girl ordinarily, got up and went to school.
After school at noon, the counselor approached him and told him that it had not been done.
"That's the student union of the school in charge, the procedure has ended, I can't get involved, but if you ask Professor Shen for help, there must be no problem." Said the counselor.
If it was Xia Yu's own problem, the counselor would directly help him find Shen Shengsheng, but this is an ordinary student's problem, whether it is worth going to Shen Shengsheng or not, it has to be decided by Xia Yu.
The counselor felt unworthy. In this matter, looking for himself as a counselor can barely make a teacher-student friendship, but looking for Shen Shengsheng is nosy.
Xia Yu also took this into account, and he hesitated a little.
Take that Kangkang matter to find Shen Shengsheng, it is probably equivalent to your daughter, take a little boy she just met, and let you let the little boy live.
Trouble the other party with something that seems extremely boring to the other party may be disgusting.
Or if your own strength is insufficient, if your status is high, this kind of thing is not called asking for help, but about giving a task. Even if he suddenly felt pitiful in the Sahara Desert, let him plant a tree, and he would not have the slightest dissatisfaction.
"No need." Xia Yu made a decision.
Helping Kangkang is completely on Duan Yi's face, and Duan Yi's face is actually not big, the two-legged person is easy to find, and looking for her is to believe in her character and be lazy to trouble, not that she has to be.
"There's no way to do this, the procedures are not complete." The counselor comforted Xia Yu, "Probably last year, a student cheated on student loans, and the student union tightened the requirements. ”
"It wasn't strict before?" Xia Yu asked casually.
"Heh, there's a related party who gets kickbacks in it every time." The counselor's tone was one of disdain, but his eyes were full of envy.
"And you can get a kickback?" Xia Yu was surprised.
What can I earn from a loan, and earn interest? How much interest can I have?
"There are other policies, and the latter loan can not be repaid." Speaking of this, the counselor sighed, "I saw him posting travel photos yesterday, if it's really strict, how can he still be in the mood to post it now?" ”
This topic was not something that could be discussed with Xia Yu, so the counselor skipped the topic and said goodbye to Xia Yu.
After the counselor left, Duan Yi, who was waiting, immediately came to Xia Yu and asked about the situation.
Seeing Xia Yu shake her head, she was very disappointed.
"I'll go to the student union in the afternoon to have a look, if it doesn't work, there is no way." Xia Yu spread his hands.
He went to the student union mainly not for Kangkang's business, but after listening to the counselor's words, he had some doubts and wanted to go to the student union of the school to verify it.
"You don't have to look at it, you can't see the person in charge." Duan Yi had already tried in this regard.
Xia Yu didn't speak, and after lunch, he rested in the dormitory and went to the first campus.
The campus where he is located is the second campus.
When he arrived at the office of the student union, Xia Yu was stopped.
"Is there anything you can do?" It was a boy who stopped him.
Xia Yu explained the intention.
"There's no way around this, it's useless." The boy shook his head.
Xia Yu didn't care, he didn't come here for this.
He glanced around the office and spotted a bespectacled girl.
"One more thing, can I find the one over there?" Xia Yu pointed to the girl with glasses.
The boy glanced at Xia Yu suspiciously, turned his head to the girl with glasses who was reading a book and said, "President, someone is looking for you." ”
actually hit the president directly? Xia Yu was surprised.
The girl with glasses raised her head and looked at the strange man in front of her suspiciously.
Xia Yu invited the glasses girl out to talk.
"You're that Xia Yu." Outside, the glasses girl stretched out her hand, and she recognized Xia Yu.
Holding the hand of the glasses girl, Xia Yu felt the convenience of being famous.
If you meet someone casually, you know him, isn't it much more convenient.
But this is just the relationship between the two, from strange to generally friendly, it can be seen from the formulaic smile of the glasses girl that she is not one of those brainless fans.
In reality, there are not so many brain-dead fans, and the Internet brings together brain-dead fans from all over the world, which makes it seem huge.
It's just that ordinary friendship is not enough, if you want to solve the doubts in your heart, Xia Yu needs to have a further relationship.
He turned on grace and spiritual healing, and started a conversation with the girl with glasses.
In the student council, the remaining three members gathered together and chewed on the root of their tongues.
"What's the situation, someone actually came over to ask that robot out?" Boy No. 1 said.
"Fake, didn't you see that when the other party said that she was looking for her, she was also at a loss?" Boy No. 2 retorted.
"The boy came over to talk about the student loan." The third boy, that is, the boy who had just received Xia Yu, said.
"Isn't that what the vice president is responsible for?" Boy No. 1 socket.
"I guess I want to find the president directly, it's fake, it's not a love story, it's scattered. That woman smirks all day long, it's good to be a colleague, who wants to find a girlfriend like that. Boy No. 2 summed up.
However, they did not disperse, but continued to talk about the glasses girl.
"If you're sincere, the president is still pretty good-looking."
"Don't think about it, when the vice president publicly stated that he pursued her, and then worked hard for a week and didn't get a real laugh, did you forget?"
The three of them thought of the glasses girl, and with a smile on their faces, they dealt with the vice president's various acts of love, and the glasses girl's attitude was kind and her expression was gentle, as if it was not her who was shown love, which was a little creepy.
"It's just a smiling robot, and I can't change it."
They were talking about it when they suddenly heard a burst of laughter.
The three of them closed their mouths and looked at each other in astonishment.
"Doesn't that sound familiar?"
The three of them came to the door together, opened a gap in the door, and peeked out.
They saw that the president of the so-called smiling robot was smiling happily and sincerely, and she was leaning on the unknown boy, her shoulders were shaking, and she was a child, and they could tell that she was happy now.
"It's a long time, that president is actually smiling so really!"
"Quick, pinch me!"
"What kind of fairy figure is that boy!"
Seeing the bespectacled girl glancing towards them, they hurriedly closed the door.
Retracting her gaze, the girl with glasses knew that her expression just now had been seen by her classmates, and she felt a little remorseful in her heart, feeling that her personality had collapsed.
She looked at Xia Yu again, she has been a relatively indifferent person since she was a child, and she has never been interested in boys, I don't know why, but she was a little happy when she saw each other, and she was even happier after talking.
She couldn't help but take out her mobile phone and changed her penguin number with Xia Yu.
After adding it, she put away her smile and asked, "Say, if you have anything, I will help you if I can." ”
She knew that the other party must not have come to chat with her for free.
Seeing that the glasses girl was a cheerful person, Xia Yu smiled, and he told him about Kangkang.
The glasses girl asked about the formalities first, and Xia Yu showed her the information that Duan Yi sent him.
After looking at it for a while, the glasses girl agreed: "It's not a problem to add it, you wait for the news." ”
There is room for manipulation of many things, the question is, whether the other party is willing to operate for you, after all, no one will ask for trouble.
What's more, the operation space is the operation space, the rules and regulations are the rules and regulations, and a lot of the operation space is actually playing the edge ball of the rules and regulations, which is risky.
Xia Yu didn't expect that this matter could really be operated, he mainly wanted to ask about another thing.
"Is the application for this loan stricter, I applied for it once before, but I didn't apply for it because I lacked the title of a poor family." He asked.
Listening to Xia Yu's words, the girl with glasses frowned slightly: "It's not stricter, it's the same as before, it's not poverty and there's nothing to do, who is she stuck." ”
When it comes to the dark curtain problem, the girl with glasses is a little difficult to agree so happily, she asked Xia Yu to wait, went into the office, and flipped through the list on the computer.
Seeing that there was no name for Kangkang in the initial list, the glasses girl breathed a sigh of relief, which means that the person in charge is at the bottom, and those little shrimps don't need to care.
After coming out, her face was relaxed: "No problem, don't worry." ”
"Can you tell me who got it?" Xia Yu asked again.
"It's the person in charge of your college's student union, and I don't know who it is." The glasses girl actually knows who it is, and it is written in the list, but she can't say it clearly, so she can only remind Xia Yu like this.
When it came to the student union of the college, Xia Yu immediately thought of Yi Shiyou.
He narrowed his eyes.