Chapter 69: Oh O?!
"Is it true that the pork was stolen?"
The village chief of Linjia Village was unhurried when he heard Lin Erhu's words, which made Lin Erhu a little confused for a while.
You know, on weekdays, the temper of this muscular village chief is very short-tempered, and if he is in a hurry, he will directly beat people!
Why did you hear that the pork that your village was trying to protect was stolen today, and you were so calm?
Could it be that this village chief is a fake?!
Just when Lin Erhu used his brain to expand his imagination, Sui Yu turned his head and looked around, and found that Su Xiaolei had just finished the treatment work and came to his side, and at this time, he was standing half a step behind him without saying a word, not knowing what he was thinking.
Besides, there are no other villagers around.
So, Sui Yu smiled and said to Lin Erhu: "Erhu, you don't have to worry, the pork was not stolen!" ”
"Impossible! I checked it out! When Lin Erhu heard this, he immediately retorted with a loud voice: "I have checked the warehouse where the meat is stored inside and out, and there is only the wolf meat that Brother Sui has hunted in the past two days, and all the pork has been stolen!" And the door locks of the warehouse have been broken, which is definitely stolen! ”
"I know! I know the pork was stolen! Sui Yu was a little speechless, and sometimes it was really difficult to talk to such a rough man: "But the pork they stole is not the meat of the Warcraft wild boar!" ”
Speaking of this, the sturdy village chief of Linjia Village couldn't help but put on a bodybuilding action of stretching his biceps brachii forward and said to Lin Erhu proudly: "Fortunately, Brother Sui found me just now and said that I had to prepare with both hands, so I used the wild boar meat he hunted last night to mix the meat of the Warcraft wild boar!" Otherwise, I'm afraid that the Warcraft Wild Boar was really stolen by the little deflated three in Wujia Village! Brother Sui deserves to be Brother Sui, and he actually guessed that those turtle grandsons would steal meat! ”
So, it's obviously Sui Yu's idea, why are you, the village chief, so proud?!
And you, a dignified village chief, followed and shouted Brother Sui, is this really good?!
Besides, the reason why Sui Yu wanted to drop the wild boar meat before was because he was worried that the villagers of Linjia Village would not be able to stop the villagers of Wujia Village, so he really couldn't use these fake monster pork to fool those guys.
Who would have thought that Wu Qiang would lead out Su Xiaolei as soon as he made a move, and Su Xiaolei would lead him out of the final boss Sui Yu as soon as he made a move!
And Sui Yu made a move...... And then there is no more!
So the backup plan didn't work at all, but it was crooked and let the meat thieves in Wujia Village steal the meat that was dropped, which can be regarded as a mistake.
At this time, after the village chief Lin Qiang (the village chief of Linjia Village finally has a name) said that it was Sui Yu who dropped the meat, Sui Yu followed up with a malicious smile: "Moreover, I hope they don't eat the pork so quickly, otherwise it will ...... Things are even more interesting! ”
Then, just when Sui Yu finished brushing the noon dungeon and slept in the dungeon at the same time, he harvested 45,000 Chaos Gold Coins by the way, and was chatting with Su Xiaolei while helping her grind the medicinal powder (although the healing potion is very effective, but it is still a bit too wasteful to use this magical potion, so ordinary medicine is also needed), Lin Erhu's loud voice interrupted the warm atmosphere in the room......
"Oh no?!"
Well, when he shouted "Oh no", Lin Erhu was obviously full of hesitation, and then after he rushed into the house, this guy asked Sui Yu with a strange face: "Brother Sui, where did all the pork you dropped come from?!" ”
"What's wrong? People in Wujia Village won't all eat it, right? Sui Yu was stunned.
In fact, those pork were all used by Sui Yu to disgust the people of Wujia Village, and he didn't expect them to eat it at all, especially since there were three transcendents over there, how could they eat it?
"Did something happen in Wujia Village?"
Although Su Xiaolei seemed to be very reluctant to speak in front of outsiders, she seemed to be silently focusing on Sui Yu, as if Sui Yu was the head of the house.
But after feeling that the situation was very wrong at this time, Su Xiaolei couldn't help but ask: "Look at your strange expression, what happened to Wujia Village?" ”
Yes, Lin Erhu's expression was very strange at this time, and he seemed to want to laugh but didn't dare to laugh and was very uncomfortable, so it aroused Su Xiaolei's curiosity.
"This ......" Lin Erhu glanced at Sui Yu and then explained to Su Xiaolei: "The people who ate pork in Wujia Village did not awaken the transcendental, but there were many old men who suddenly became old ladies!! ”
"Poof!" Although he knew the effect of those pork drops, Sui Yu, who had been mentally prepared, still accidentally sprayed the water in his mouth on Lin Erhu's face when he drank water......
Wiping the water on his face, Lin Erhu looked at Sui Yu's reaction and seemed to be a little suspicious of his previous guess: "Brother Sui, don't you know the effect of those pork?" ”
"Hehe, of course I know, but I was amused by the way you described it!"
Yes, Sui Yu certainly knows what this is all about.
Because the special attributes of those pork were made by Sui Yu!
In order to pretend to be cool before, Sui Yu specially used the Void Explosion Smash Slash with the smallest output when cleaning up the Warcraft Boar.
The effect is that the wild boar meat used as an ingredient has the effect of increasing the success rate of awakening.
So Sui Yu wondered if he could use this special effect to improve his dining table in the future.
It's best to let yourself enjoy the food and improve your strength at the same time.
So when Sui Yu ran to the cliff to hunt last night, he did a few experiments by the way, that is, he used the Void Explosion to slash and hunt!
At the same time, this is also the fundamental reason why Sui Yu knocked on the door of the village butcher's house overnight - he can't wait to know the results of his experiment.
So, in the end, Sui Yu found that there was indeed a chance that the Void Explosion Smash Slash enchanted the ingredients, and the probability should be very low.
Of course, this has something to do with Sui Yu's use of the Void Blast Slash's output, if the output is too large...... If you don't do it, it will destroy the world directly!
However, Sui Yu's lucky attribute at this time was increased very terrifyingly, even if the probability was super low, but there were still two wild wolves and the pork of the wild boar that were successfully enchanted.
Two enchanted wolf meats, one to slightly increase base strength, and the other to slightly increase basic agility.
This is fairly normal.
And the enchantment of that wild boar turned out to be him, and there is a certain chance of becoming a woman!
This attribute is more bizarre!
From this point of view, Sui Yu also understood that his Void Explosion Slash was probably a random enchantment, and it seemed that because the beast meat did not limit the direction of the enchantment like a weapon, this enchantment was really varied, and any kind of enchantment was possible!
No, even the attribute of becoming a woman after eating is meowed out!
Inexplicably, Sui Yu thought of the Niang Drowning Spring that he often saw in the Goblin Forest dungeon settlement interface recently.
This effect is obviously similar to the effect of Niang Drowning Spring!
Even if the odds are not 100% like Niang Drowning Spring, it is 100% becoming a woman, but it is terrifying enough!
Anyway, Sui Yu didn't dare to bet that he would become a woman after eating this meat!
And now, Wujiacun has proved that the so-called "certain probability" is not low!
According to the news that Lin Erhu heard from his relatives, half of the seventy or eighty old men in Wujia Village have become old ladies......
Originally, there were more men and fewer women in the mountain village, but the ratio of men and women was balanced all of a sudden, and even there were more women and fewer men in his meow!
It seems that Sui Yu accidentally solved the problem of marrying relatives in the mountains, which can be said to be indispensable......
"No, didn't they check the meat before eating it?! And why are you in such a hurry?! ”
At this time, Sui Yu will not admit that he helped the villagers balance the ratio of men and women.
"Sure enough, Brother Sui, you did it!"
Lin Erhu sighed and explained: "Wu Qian, who has the best literary knowledge, didn't wake up for a long time after fainting, although his two companions could see that the meat had attributes, they didn't know the words on it, plus they were worried that our village would gather people to grab the meat, so they ate all the meat at the first time, and even Wu Qian was in a coma because some people guessed that the monster pork could return blood, and as a result, a lot of pork was poured into it, and it seemed that he had become a woman......"
As soon as he heard this, Sui Yu understood.
Sure enough, "knowledge changes fate", the ancients did not deceive me!
If you can understand what is written on it, why do those big men in Wujia Village become big ladies?!
"I didn't do anything either!" Sui Yu said modestly: "I just poured the Niang Drowning Spring that appeared in the top reward of the Goblin Forest on those porks, but I didn't expect to add this interesting attribute to the pork." ”
The special attributes of the Void Explosion Slash must be kept secret, just like before Sui Yu deliberately took the two wolf meat with special attributes and hid them, only planning to make them into roast wolf meat and enjoy them for his family of three, so at this time, Sui Yu very decisively attributed the special attributes attached to the pork to Niang Drowning Spring.
"And I originally planned to disgust them, but I didn't expect that Wujia Village was illiterate, and they collectively ate up the pork in the first time, which is really an accident!"
Hearing Sui Yu's explanation, Lin Erhu gave a thumbs up: "Cow! This kind of damage trick has been thought of by you, Brother Sui! ”
So, Lin Erhu, are you praising me or am you hurting me?!