Chapter 1498: An upgraded version of a certain unscientific mouth cannon
Chapter 1498 An upgraded version of an unscientific mouth cannon
"Fan, what are you talking about? I didn't get it. Probably because the topic switched too quickly, Artoria didn't react for a while, and her golden hair curled up one after another, indicating confusion.
"Listen to Jeluka, you hardly sleep these days, busy with reconstruction work during the day, and dealing with state affairs at night."
As soon as I said this, the sharp-eared Carujie didn't know what had come to the back, and nodded vigorously, it seems that she has been worried about Artoria's excessive efforts, but it's a pity that as a maid, coupled with a serious personality and Artoria has learned a lot, the guide zhì mouth cannon skills are gray, and she is still in an unlearned state, so she can't convince Artoria, so she can only secretly do it in a hurry.
Now my sister must be thinking in her heart, my sister's big fool has finally done her duty as a maid, why didn't I think of it, in fact, I can persuade His Majesty through His Royal Highness Prince Guò.
As a result, Kalujie had an epiphany at this point, and instantly reached the full level.
"But...... What's going on, it's obvious that it's Fan Cai who wants to go back, right, and Fan's body hasn't recovered yet, right? Artoria apparently still hadn't turned a corner, or perhaps psychologically unacceptable.
In her thoughts, her husband came from illness, his body was weak, and he might even endure the pain left by the war, and she should quickly tell him about the losses after the war, so that he could go back to rest and recuperate.
Why did you suddenly turn around and turn into yourself going back? This doesn't make sense anyway, how can you let the patient stay, as the king, but you leave your work and go back to rest, this kind of thing that is completely contrary to common sense, could it be that you are too reluctant, and the tired guide has auditory hallucinations?
"Ah~Er~To~Li~Ya~Listen~To~No~Have~Hurry~Point~Return~Go~Rest~Rest~"
Seeing that my king was very stupid and cute and showed a stunned appearance, the golden stupid hair on his forehead was like a malfunctioning engine because the brain could not answer, and it was very exaggerated like a helicopter propeller spinning at high speed, and it was about to blow a gust of wind and waves on the ground, I couldn't resist reaching out to press her non-stop golden stupid hair, or the urge to hold such a dull and lovely king in my arms, raised my voice, word by word, and repeated to her very clearly.
"No, Fan, there must be something wrong with this, and you should go back."
"No, no, No, Artoria, you're mistaken, you should go back." I said-for-tat, without giving an inch.
"No matter how I think about it, I can't understand what is going on in his heart right now, why he said that." Artoria sighed helplessly.
"Don't be in a hurry, if you don't understand, I can explain slowly, isn't there a saying that understanding begins with communication?" Seeing that Artoria was successfully dizzy, I began to use my three-inch tongue, although I was repeatedly defeated by the little ghost, but it should be no big problem to deal with the upright Artoria.
"First of all, let's analyze our respective situations, let's start with me, indeed, after the battle with Elias, my body is not fully recovered now, my spirit is relatively weak, and my head occasionally gets dizzy, right?"
"That's roughly true, but given that Fan always likes to force himself, the situation should be much stricter than this, right?"
Artoria is a tendon, but she is definitely not stupid, how can she obediently follow my pace, and naturally put forward her own ideas.
"Okay...... It's true that there was a little, uh, splitting headache, but after so many days of rest, the pain was completely within the range that the adventurer could bear. ”
Knowing that I was being sued for glory by the maid of Huang Duanzi, and the sequelae of mental exhaustion Artoria knew very well in her heart, I could only grit my teeth and strive for the maximum favorable conditions for myself.
Then, without waiting for Artoria to speak, she immediately continued.
"Now, let's talk about you, Artoria, it's been no less than ten days since the reconstruction work officially began, right?"
Artoria nodded honestly and cutely.
"Before the rebuilding work, there was a lot of work due to the battle with Elias, and he had to come to take care of me often, so the time should have started after the battle with Elias...... No, it should even be counted from the very beginning of the fight with Elias. ”
I continued, hum, how is it, Artoria, that unscrupulous maid of yellow jokes, is not just a traitor to you, but also told me about your information.
is worthy of being an intelligence chief, the double agent has no pressure to play, it is really infuriating, and you have to bully her well when you go back.
"This ...... How can it be calculated like this? ”
Originally, it was nothing, but as soon as I analyzed it, the situation seemed to become serious, and you can see that even Carugie's face suddenly turned miserable and white.
Artoria's expression now was as if I was living a breeze as the end of the world.
"If not, it will still be like this?" I ignored Artoria's protesting look and continued.
"In the battle with Elias, although your physical consumption is not as strict as mine, it cannot be ignored, and then, after the battle, when your body is already exhausted, from that time on, Artoria, how many hours have you only slept in total?"
"This ...... How do I remember this? Artoria muttered quietly, a little panicked look that could not be concealed, and it was clear that she knew it clearly.
It's really rare to see, and there are times when our king cheats, and Artoria like this is even more likable.
"Your Majesty, from that time until now, you have slept for about fifteen hours."
As a result, Artoria completely forgot that there was also a personal maid by her side, and clearly recorded her work and rest, and under the attack of the seller's skill of [Sister Yixin], Artoria lowered her head in frustration.
"So, Artoria, are you clear now? You alone are not qualified to say that I don't care for myself, or that my body is so weak that I should go back and rest. ”
"But these are my duties as a king, and it is my duty to do it, no matter how hard it is." Artoria was not convinced.
"Well, that's not wrong at all, so I'm doing my job now." I knew Artoria would say that, digging a hole early for her to jump in.
patted his chest and tilted his chin proudly: "Fulfilling the duty of being a husband is also power, as your husband, how can you watch your wife work day and night despite her physical exhaustion?" ”
"This is a special case."
"It's indeed a special case, if you're the only one in Artoria, no matter how hard you work, no matter how tired you are, your duty as a king is to persevere, this is something you can't do, but ......"
Holding Artoria's soft little hands tightly, I looked at her earnestly.
"But now it's different from before, I'm by your side and can share it with you."
"Though I say so, I ...... I'm happy, but...... But it still doesn't work, where the current physical condition ......"
Artoria's face seemed to be slightly reddened, but her attitude was still very resolute, and even the golden gray hair on her forehead stood straight up like steel, showing the strong will of her master's heart that would not succumb to the mouth cannon.
"That's why I said it just now, but you're not qualified to say that now, Artoria."
I hurriedly interjected, this topic must not be allowed to Artoria to play, otherwise it will only make her heart more and more determined to stay, let me go back to rest.
"Well, you see how this is, I'm mentally weak, Artoria, you don't have enough rest, that is to say, we are all in a similar situation, we are tied, and now we are on the same starting line."
"It's impossible to stand on a starting line, if you want to lie to me again, the sequelae of mental failure are much stricter." Artoria protested.
"But I've been resting for so long, and my mental recovery is much, much faster than that of ordinary people."
"Really?"
"And I can't lie to you, think about it, didn't the injuries you suffered in the last battle with Harilu, the Pain Worm, say that it will take more than half a year to recover? As a result, I only took less than half the time, and I used to do the same, in other words, my recovery speed was unexpected by everyone, and it cannot be viewed as normal. ”
"Well, Fan's ability to recover is indeed amazing...... Artoria thought for a moment, and nodded undeniably, but ...... It seems that there is always something wrong, as if something is missing, and it looks like it has been deliberately covered up.
What Artoria didn't think of for the time being, and what was omitted was that most of someone's previous injuries were physical injuries or physical overdrafts, and this time it was mental exhaustion, and the two could not be talked about at all, and there were no reference conditions.
"So I don't have any opinion on what I just said."
"This ......"
"And then, since we're on the same starting line, it doesn't matter who should go to rest first, how about the two of us taking turns to take on the rebuilding work?" Without giving Artoria much time to think, I continued.
"I'm a husband, Artoria is a wife, as a husband, you should do what you do, this is common sense in the human race, otherwise, you will be laughed at as a coward, Artoria, you don't want me to be ridiculed like this, right?"
"No, Fan, I don't agree with such machismo, I'm the king of the elf race, so I should come first."
"I am also the prince of the elven clan, and the duty of a husband to protect his wife, plus the duty of being His Royal Highness the Prince, is obviously greater than yours." This is obviously sophistry.
"I am also the wife of mortals, and the duties of a wife to take care of her husband, plus as the king of the elven race, will not be inferior to mortal at all."
Ah, sure enough, it was refuted by the same means, so I said, too naïve means can't deal with my majesty.
"It's not okay to go on like this, and no one can convince anyone." I sighed, rolled my eyes a few times, and suddenly slapped my palms as if I had thought of something good to do.
"That's the only way, guess the fist decides."
"Guess the box...... All right. Artoria hesitated, then nodded in agreement.
In fact, for adventurers, guessing boxing is not a very good and fair way to make decisions, because this method relies heavily on instantaneous reaction ability, for example, one is a pseudo-domain master, and the other is a rookie, so even if two people punch at the same time, the pseudo-domain master can also judge what the other party is going to make at the moment of deciding the outcome with more powerful dynamic vision and reaction ability, so as to easily deal with it.
But at the level of me and Artoria, the gap is not so obvious.
I chose this way, of course, for a reason, because of an interesting phenomenon that I discovered on the birthday of the gods, and as long as I knew this, and Artoria herself was not aware of it, then I would never lose a guess with Artoria, even if I was a quasi-tragic emperor who could not believe in luck at all.
The phenomenon is that if Artoria comes up with scissors, then when she decides, the golden gray hair on her forehead will be tilted to the left, her fist will be slightly cocked, and the cloth will be tilted to the right.
All I can say is that this blonde hair is really cute.
Looking at her fist and my cloth with a look of frustration, Artoria froze.
"No, Fan's spirit is so weak, he must not stay here, he should have a good rest, even if he is dishonest, I will not agree."
As a result, Artoria cheated on the spot, and this style really has a hint of the tyrant style of Little King Arthur.
"I can't help you." I sighed, looked back at Artoria's quizzful gaze, and looked left and right.
"Carusie, stand a little to the right, yes, move a little more, okay, that's it, and then, please turn around."
Confused, Carugie did as I was told.
Then, I turned back to face Artoria again, and in her still confused state, I suddenly took a quick step forward, took her in my arms, and kissed her lightly on the forehead.
Let Kalujie move, just for the sake of the card's vision, if other elves see me like the **naked Rixi, I'm afraid I'll have to say goodbye to tomorrow's sun.
"Good, that's it."
"It's ...... It's ......"
Artoria touched her forehead, her face flushed, and she stammered at me.
"Refuel, if it's Artoria, you can work all day full of energy with a kiss."
"Van ...... It's so cunning......" Artoria looked at me stunned for a moment, muttered softly, and finally loosened her insistent gaze.