"Now we are urgently holding the first cold joke contest! Dangdangdang! ”

As usual, after school, as usual, the minister suddenly shouted that he was going to hold a joke contest.

"What's that? It's too sudden. ”

Although Bai Ya was used to the minister's sudden move, he still asked, like a ritual or an established beauty.

"Didn't I say, the first cold joke contest! Whoever can tell the coldest joke is the final champion! ”

Although she was familiar with the minister's words and deeds that did not follow the rules, Bai Ya still didn't understand what she wanted to do this time.

"Is the bad joke that the minister is talking about at the level of '※ quilt blown away'?" (Translation: The quilt "ふとん" is close to the sound of "ふつとんだ".) "The quilt was blown away" is a joke told by Sun Wukong to the King of the Realm in "Dragon Ball". ）

"You can't copy other people's books, so the king of the realm will be very angry. Bai Lan, hurry up and tell a bad joke, there are still three seconds. ”

Uh, uh...... Bai Ya thought for a moment. Suddenly asking him to tell a bad joke is really difficult for a strong man. He originally thought that the sentence just now was not bad, so he was going to say it and let everyone say it coldly.

"Okay, it's three seconds. How's that, can't you think of it? Is this all there is to your CP soul? ”

"What about you, minister?"

"The bamboo stabbed."

The minister was quick to make a sneer. She must have thought about it a long time ago, so cunning.

"Ah, by the way, 'natural lionfish haven't been seen for a long time' - yesterday I ate yellowtail for dinner."

"Well, it's okay, it's a little cold, but it's not enough to take all the seat cushions." (Translation: In the Chinese program "Laughter", if the stand-up comedian performs interestingly, he can get a seat cushion; On the other hand, if it's boring, the seat cushion will be taken away. ）

"What, what? What is a bad joke? ”

Sister Ziyin joined the discussion with great interest. She put down her daily chess game against the champion of the unified world, pushed her chair and slid towards the round table.

"It's a language game of laughing with two words that are homophonic or have similar pronunciations."

"I see, this is a kind of rhetoric. In that case, maybe that's my forte! ”

Sister Ziyin lacks general knowledge, and although she must first explain what a "bad joke" is, she may be right.

The minister let go of his hands that had been crossed in front of his chest and spoke:

"Won't you lend me an umbrella?"

"This seems to be a bit of a copy of someone else's, huh? I feel like I've heard it somewhere. ”

"What? What is the tournament now? ”

Xiao Ting held a teapot full of black tea in one hand and shuttled among the crowd.

"Won't you give me an umbrella? Well, so it's original! ”

"Minister, that's not a cold joke anymore."

"Don't you want tea?"

This sentence was said by Xiaoting. She left a steaming cup of black tea and was about to walk over to the other person.

"That's not a cold joke, it sounds like coercion, as if you're telling someone to finish the tea in the cup quickly."

"He who eats meat, will, eat meat."

Senior Sister Su Qi came up with such a sentence. Then, she gulped at the flesh and stuffed it all over her mouth. One, two, three...... A total of nine chicken legs disappeared into Su Qi's mouth.

"Oh~" Seeing that Senior Sister Su Qi tried her best to show her cold jokes, Bai Ya couldn't help but clap her hands. Senior Sister Su Qi's mouth was already stuffed like a hamster's cheek.

"Hey, Huanhuan, let's talk something, let me supervise your CP Tai Soul."

"It's hard to resist the charm of Huanhuan." Huanhuan lowered his head and played electric, and casually said a cold joke.

"Well, Huanhuan is indeed overwhelming, this sentence is very good, but it is not too cold."

"※Daifuku's filling, ah~ It's really overwhelming."

Today's dim sum seems to be a big fortune, and Xiaoting will immediately use this to tell a cold joke.

"Can you wait a little longer? I'm thinking. Hmm...... It's quite difficult. ”

Sister Ziyin is the only one who can't come up with a bad joke, which means that she probably will never be able to think of it.

"By the way, by the way, I would like to ask the members of the middle department of the CP department. Uh...... "Now urgently hold the first cold joke contest!" Dang dang dang dang!" …… Ahh......h Send it out. ”

"If it's written like that, no one should understand it."

"Really? I think everyone understands, right? ”

The so-called middle part is the younger sisters, that is, Xia, Su Jie and Xiao Luoluo. However, even Bai Ya couldn't understand the minister's strange words and deeds, and he really didn't think that his sisters had a way to deal with it......

Just as he was thinking this, the minister's cell phone rang. Surprisingly, the sisters immediately texted back.

"'Jie'er's Soup'...... What is this? What kind of soup? ”

"If it's cold, the nose will grow, and the icicles will grow. Is it freezing? Around twenty degrees? ”

"So it's a runny nose! - Is that mean, for a girl, wouldn't it be too temperamental to talk about this? ”

"Is it that cold in Canada?"

"Next is the message from Saint Luo, 'I am a superman for a second, and my whole life is an injury'? It's not a joke, it's a slogan. ”

The words from Saint Luo were probably a warning to Bai Ya. If you dare to transform into a superman in front of her, it will make Bai Ya unable to cry or laugh for the rest of her life.

"Finally, it's Bailan, from your sister. It's a little bad or bad, this is my brother.'" - This is not even a slogan, this is a poem! But it's great, it completely shows the feeling of elegance and simplicity! ”

The winner of the first cold joke contest, unexpectedly, seems to be Kasumi.

Character profiles

[White Asia]

Barely the protagonist. The principle is that there is no dispute, no fighting, and the defeatist is peaceful. I'm generally used to the life of the second grade.,There's a messy senior sister around me.、Lovely senior sister.、Incredible senior sister and my own sister.,There are all kinds of roles.,I'm walking in the perfect golden mean.。 Originally, there was only one sister, but recently it feels like it has become three.