Huang Zu has been in a very unhappy mood recently, when Bai Tu appointed Sun Ce as the Taishou of Danyang, he expected that there would be this day, but he didn't expect Yuan Shu to finish playing so quickly!

Sure enough, in the spring of this year, after Bai Tu wrote a righteous speech to Liu Biao all the way, he began to send troops to Jingzhou, among which Jiangxia was led by Sun Ce all the way.

Huang Zu didn't think about surrendering......

It's not that he has a lot of backbone, but that Sun Ce is Sun Jian's son, and Sun Jian died in his hands.

Even if he surrenders, Sun Ce won't let him see Bai Tu!

What's more, among Bai Tu's reasons for declaring bell, there is also one item that his Huang Zu is good at killing the imperial court officials - it was obviously Sun Jian who secretly hid the jade seal at that time, so he would volley halfway, is it good?

Huang Zu also understands that talking to Bai Tu about this kind of truth will only be in vain, or actively preparing for war is the right way!

He has been in Jiangxia for so many years, and he is not self-cultivation, and Sun Jian, the Jiangdong Tiger, was folded here, and it was not so easy for Sun Ce to come in.

It's just that...... Liu Biao's house, at this time, was actually distracted by him, and sent a guy who was not troublesome, but very annoying-You Heng.

Although this guy is famous, Huang Zu always feels that when he talks to himself, he seems to look down on himself in his heart!

You Heng, the word is flat, the first bar in the Eastern Han Dynasty is a part-time mocking master.

In the original history, it was Kong Rong who recommended Cao Cao to be a celebrity, and he was very famous in Unai.

is arrogant and arrogant, leaving an allusion of "scolding the thief naked" - from the perspective of Cao Cao as a "thief", You Heng is very enjoyable, and there is a lot of praise for You Heng in the romance, but it is just ...... There is really no reason for you Heng to scold.

It is said that it is enough to scold Cao Cao for his ambitions for the Han family, but You Heng opened his mouth and said that Cao Cao had no one under him, Xun Yu only deserved to cry and mourn, Xun You could only guard the grave, Cheng Yu should go to the watch, Guo Jia could write sour poems, Zhang Liao was not bad as a drummer, Xu Chu should go to herd cattle, Le Jin could read the notice, Li Dian's foot should go to deliver the letter, Xiahoudun would only protect himself, Cao Ren was only good at asking for money, and finally there was a sentence - nothing else was mentioned, it was not as good as the above, only the mouth for eating!

And it also compares itself to "astronomy and geography, omniscient, comparable to the ancient Mingjun, and confucius", in short, there is no common language with you laymen!

Rao is Cao Cao's belly, and he was also choked by You Heng, Zhang Liao on the side wanted to go up and chop him directly, but was stopped by Cao Cao, but in order to humiliate You Heng, let him beat the drum to cheer up...... Then, You Heng took off his clothes and scolded while beating the drum, still with rhythm.

However, Cao Cao is worthy of being a person who has suffered losses - because the Yanzhou scholars ridiculed him as the grandson of the eunuch, Cao Cao went on a killing spree in Yanzhou, and as a result, the Yanzhou scholars took advantage of his attack on Xu and directly turned against Shui Lu Bu.

This lesson Cao Cao wrote down, even if he was scolded as a grandson this time, Cao Cao didn't give you Heng anything, but just sent it to Liu Biao, apparently to persuade Liu Biao to surrender.

On the one hand, he is disgusting and disgusting, and on the other hand, he also wants to borrow a knife to kill people!

To say that this You Heng is worthy of being a "bar essence + troll", even if it is a white picture effect, it has not changed his life trajectory too much.

It's just that the excuse of being sent to Jingzhou by Cao Cao was changed, and when the imperial court sealed the white map "Marquis of Chu", Liu Biao sent people to Xudu to protest, and then ...... The messenger sent by Cao Cao is You Heng!

It is said that if You Heng is not used to Cao Cao's ambitions, he should have some good impression of Liu Biao, who was born in the clan?

Although Liu Biao's clan background is far from the current Son of Heaven, it can be traced back to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty in the Western Han Dynasty, but he is also a son of the Liu family.

However, You Heng, as a battle squirt among trolls, saw Liu Biao and secretly ridiculed and thorny in his words, which made Liu Biao angry...... Sent him to Jiangxia.

Liu Biao is not stupid, Cao Cao is afraid of killing him and has a bad reputation, isn't Liu Biao afraid?

Send it to Jiangxia and kill Huang Zu - this is probably the chain of contempt, Cao Cao despises Liu Biao, and Liu Biao also despises Huang Zu, even if it is ...... The latter two have some vassal relationship.

And here in Huang Zu, You Heng said something that can see his level very well!

Huang Zu asked You Heng, what are the great characters in Xu Du, and You Heng's answer in the romance is - there is a great talent Kong Rong and a small talent Yang Xiu, but other than that, they are all waste......

Tsk, look at the two he admires, you can probably know his level.

As for now, Huang Zu asked You Heng the same question at the banquet, and You Heng said directly: "After Wenju went south, half of the Central Plains Dao also went!" ”

Huang Zu didn't need to be reminded to know it...... What about the other half? The other half is him!

What's more, Huang Zu also couldn't understand the situation, and specially asked, "Then how do you see me and Prime Minister Cao Cheng", and the result was naturally humiliated by You Heng.

"You? In the face of the white map, you are looking forward and backward, where is there any sharpness at all! You Heng said directly.

Huang Zu was so angry that he was about to behead You Heng on the spot, but fortunately, there are still some differences in history this time, Huang Zu's eldest son Huang Shot, interceded in time to save You Heng - he is already You Heng's friend.

was stopped by his son like this, Huang Zu also calmed down a little and knew the pros and cons of thinking.

Think about Youheng's journey, from Xudu to Xiangyang, and then to Echeng...... Why did you live until now?

Huang Zu felt that he couldn't be the wronged leader, so he laughed and said, "Hahaha, Zhengping, you're right!" Actually, I'm testing you...... Sure enough, you are so bold, I will give you a heavy responsibility! Didn't you say that I didn't dare to declare war on Bai Tu? Okay, then I will send you to declare war on the thief who deceived the world and stole his name...... Let's go tonight! ”

Huang Zu said that he had seen through Liu Biao's little idea and ...... Mizhi confidently regards the white picture as the downstream of his chain of contempt.

So, not long after Sun Ce saw the "Wuya Big Ship" and the supporting fleet, when he was ordering the navy to run in, a scout came to report, saying that there was a small boat coming from the river, claiming to be Huang Zu's messenger.

Although Sun Ce hated Huang Zu for eating his flesh and sleeping on his skin, since he was a messenger, Sun Ce still specially met him.

"You are Huang Zu's subordinate?" Sun Ce sat firmly in the big tent of the Chinese army and asked.

"Huang Zu is just a clay sculpture god in the temple, how can he control the sun, moon, dragon and phoenix?" You Heng pouted.

Sun Ce: ???

Sun Ce was thinking about whether to call the military doctor over.

Zhou Yu was on the side, and specially interjected: "Hehe, I have heard the name of Plains Youheng for a long time, and I ...... today It's better to be famous than to meet. ”

Sun Ce said secretly: Is it famous? How I haven't heard of it.

However, after cooperating with Zhou Yu for a long time, Sun Ce also knew what Zhou Yu meant, and after Zhou Yu secretly urged with his eyes, he still said: "Ah! It turned out to be You Heng, disrespectful and disrespectful. ”

"It's just...... Since you are so disdainful of Huang Zu, why would you send a war book to Huang Zu? Sun Ce asked.

"Heh, I saw through that Huang Zu's lust and inwardness, saying that he didn't dare to declare war on Bai Gong, who would have expected that he was not only lustful and inward, but also brainless and irritable, so he asked me to send him a war letter." You Heng said disdainfully.

Sun Ce: ......

Together, you're a two-headed block? If it weren't for the fact that the other party was Huang Zu, Sun Ce would really have to sympathize.

"So I can write a letter, so that my eldest brother will not misunderstand." Sun Ce said kindly.

It's a pity that he still doesn't know You Heng, hearing what he said, You Heng glared and said, "Send a letter?" What kind of letter was sent? If Bai Tu is really worthy of his reputation, he can naturally tolerate me and know me, if it is under the fame, it is actually difficult to deserve, then it is not said to be a war letter to Huang Zu, even if I Youheng is ashamed of him on behalf of all the people in the world, why not? ”

You Heng is about the same age as Bai Tu and Sun Ce, his clothes and boots look old, his long hair is draped behind him, and he is just tied with an old hairband, but when it comes to bars and spray people, he can stretch his neck two fists long, which looks ...... Vivid.

Sun Ce was also angry by this little bar, and laughed: "How can you be virtuous, and you are also worthy of falling behind my eldest brother, aren't you?" ”

"Me? I know astronomy and geography, and I can't do it! You Heng said with a stiff neck.

"Oh, so ...... In addition to sending letters to Cao Cao, Liu Biao, and Huang Zu, what else have you done? Sun Ce gouged out his ears and blew on the side of his mouth lightly.

"You...... Hmph, how can a blind beggar on the side of the road know Baoyu? I don't expect Bai Tu to be any different, now that his subordinates are like this, I am afraid that they are also fame and reputation sellers. You Heng's neck stretched a little longer, and excitement appeared in his eyes, as if he ...... Squirting is cool for him?

"I don't know if Cao Cao, Liu Biao, and Huang Zu are blind beggars, but what is the biggest difference between my eldest brother and them, do you know?" Sun Ce calmed down instead, his face and eyes were cold.

"Is it more suitable to be a servant?" You Heng and Sun Ce looked at each other, and I have to say that You Heng is not weaker than others in terms of courage.

Lingren, that is, the actor of the old days......

There are rumors in the Central Plains and Jingzhou that Bai Tu not only watched dances and listened to dramas in Jiangdong drunken dreams, but even favored the officials, often ignoring government affairs and fooling around with the officials, and some people have seen him sing with the officials in person without cultivating his prestige and virtue!

There will be rumors in the Central Plains and Jingzhou, needless to say, there are factors secretly promoted by Cao Cao and Liu Biao, and slandering each other is also a common means among the princes, if Bai Tu's reputation is worse, they even dare to say that Bai Tu eats people's hearts and livers.

However, this is not out of nowhere, during the Chinese New Year this year, Bai Tu used the excuse of "having fun with the people" to hire Jiangdong, Huainan, and even the Central Plains, Guanzhong, Jingzhou to go to Jinling, and indeed personally interfered with their rehearsals, and even now Jiangdong and Huaiyang have the repertoire of "Peacock Flying Southeast".

At the beginning, Yan Xiang, who took refuge in the General's Mansion, also went to tell Bai Tu a story about the king's favor and trust officials......

However, within two months, Yan Xiang apologized to Bai Tu again - Lao Yan not only dared to say it, but also dared to admit that he had said the wrong thing!

He saw the role played by these servants in the people, and understood that Bai Tu was not for pleasure, and he also realized Bai Tu's intentions, so he apologized to Bai Tu.

Bai Tu not only did not blame him, but rewarded him with brocade and told him to continue to "dare to speak" in the future.

But You Heng doesn't know this, but he's only heard some rumors, so he's using this as a raft here to ridicule Bai Tu!

"No, the biggest difference between my eldest brother and them is that they don't dare to kill you because of your reputation, while my eldest brother will only not kill you because of the kindness in his heart, your reputation is worthless in front of my eldest brother, and ...... As long as you dare to say this in front of people in Jinling or Yangzhou, the people will kill you first. Sun Ce stared at him and said.

"Oh? So the security in Yangzhou is very poor? That's right, Wang Lang can only puff out his lips and shake his tongue, and the criminal department doesn't know what to say, it's normal for this to happen! "Blossom on your scale.

Sun Ce really began to think about whether he should be here or not, lest he go to Jinling, and the eldest brother would be terrible!