Chapter 233: Sanctions from the Wrestling Police! (Medium)
Seems to make sense!
Liu Zilang nodded thoughtfully.
This will also let go of the flow of children, and seriously introduce her "Mongolian" reading career.
"What do you say when you greet your classmates in the morning?" The female streamer asked.
"Have you eaten?" Liu Zilang quickly shook his head after speaking, "No, I borrowed last night's homework from me." ”
"......" The female stream was speechless for a while, then coughed dryly, and said seriously, "We Mongolian classmates greet each other by shooting arrows. ”
"Mutual... Archery? Liu Zilang was surprised.
"Hmm." The female ruffle nodded solemnly.
Haha, scared!
Clinker Liu Zilang suddenly asked, "What should I do if the arrow is gone?" ”
Female Streamer: ......
Is this time for Nima to care about the arrows?
This brain circuit is a bit strange!
"If you don't shoot it, pull it out and shoot it again." The female streamer coughed dryly and continued, "You all shout to stand up in class, right?" ”
"Hmm." Liu Zilang nodded and added, "Sometimes I also shout 'Dead Grandma'." ”
"Dead eggs... Mother-in-law? The woman was stunned.
"When I was in English class," Liu Zilang said.
"......" The female stream took a deep breath, calmed down her emotions, and shook her head, "No matter what you shout, but we don't!" We Mongolians drink alcohol before class. ”
"You know, mare's milk?"
"I understand a little." Liu Zilang said.
The female stream didn't care whether Liu Zilang really understood or not, and continued, "We drank a big bowl of mare's milk wine before class, and the teacher started to lecture.
Those who fall are not eligible to attend the lecture. ”
"Wow, then your teacher is really strict!" Liu Zilang couldn't help but sigh when he heard this, "No wonder there is a student like you." ”
Female streamer: "......"
Is this a serious question?
When the audience in the live broadcast room heard the words of the two, they almost laughed out loud of pigs.
"I'm dripping turtles! Vic is really a chattering genius, and Betta has picked up a treasure. ”
"It's no wonder that a chicken-eating anchor can dominate the appearance area, it's not unreasonable."
The two were chatting, and suddenly there was a sound of "meow ~ meow" in their ears.
Liu Zilang turned his head and glanced at it, and found that 98K seemed to have just been woken up, and opened his eyes from the cat climbing frame next to the computer desk.
immediately jumped onto Liu Zilang's computer desk.
That's not the point,
The point is that when it jumped down, it put a paw on Liu Zilang's mouse.
Bang!
Liu Zilang was just stunned,
There was a crisp sniper gun sound in the headphones!
The next moment, a ball of blood suddenly appeared on the second level head of the female lumen beside her,
He fell to his knees at once.
"Vic123 knocked out Chi66 with a 98K headshot!"
A teammate is injured by mistake!
This... Liu Zilang's eyes widened suddenly.
Suddenly, the atmosphere on the field suddenly fell into a deathly silence.
And the audience in the live broadcast room who clearly saw this scene through the hue head was stunned,
They gasped!
"Damn... Blind sniper headshot! This cat... Sperm? ”
"It's worthy of being the cat of the good-looking chicken king Vic, this is too showy!"
"Obey it! Woo woo... Suddenly I realized that I was not even as good as a cat. ”
"98K: Oh, stupid humans, whoever disturbs the king's sleep will die! Whew~! ”
"Whew~! Whew~! Whew~! ”
For a while, the screen was full of "whoosh", and the scene was completely out of control for a while, comparable to the legendary army of "Woo Monsters".
In the game, the moment she saw this prompt, the female streamer was also stunned.
Did I just say something?
Even if you say anything, it's all about it.... This Master Lang is too ruthless!
The female stream was already four times this time, and her blood was lost rapidly, but fortunately, both of them were in the back frame of the scrap truck, and Liu Zilang saw this and quickly squatted down and slapped her on the door of the head to continue her life.
"Sister 66, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Liu Zilang hurriedly explained, "It wasn't me just now... It's 98K. ”
“98K? Wow! Your excuse is too distracting! The female streamer sneered, "You mean the gun moves its own hand?" ”
"It's its own hand!" Liu Zilang wanted to cry without tears.
"Men have to dare to take responsibility." The female streamer criticized seriously.
"Did you hear that, but what about you!"
Liu Zilang shouted to 98K, who was staring at the camera sitting on the computer desk, "What are you doing stupidly, hurry up and apologize to Sister 66." ”
"Huh? Is there anyone else over there? The female streamer was slightly stunned.
Liu Zilang hurriedly explained, "My cat's name is 98K, and it just jumped on the table and hit the mouse and knocked you down. ”
Hearing this, the female streamer suddenly felt bad....
After Liu Zilang helped her up, the female stream still asked in disbelief,
"What do you mean... I was just killed by a cat. ”
"Emmm...."Liu Zilang coughed dryly, "Theoretically... That's right. ”
The next moment, he grabbed the soft 98K with both hands, picked it up and approached the microphone of the headphones, and said solemnly, "Apologize to Sister 66." ”
98K glared at Liu Zilang with a pair of round eyes, and stretched out his tongue and licked his mouth dissatisfiedly,
Then he changed to a more comfortable posture in Liu Zilang's hands, and his eyes "meowed" in confusion.
"Make you meow! Make you meow! ”
Liu Zilang's hands suddenly swayed up and down, and he jerked the 98K in his hand for a while, and immediately threatened, "You can try another meow!" ”
In the blink of an eye, the orange and white hair on 98K's body was clumped together by Liu Zilang.
It stared at Liu Zilang with a bewildered expression, not knowing why it was treated like this.
"Beast, let go of that 98K! Something is coming at me! ”
"I'm a ghost! Betta's strongest chicken king is online, sexy anchor, online petting cat! ”
In the game, after the female streamer hit a first-aid kit and filled it with blood, she couldn't help but say, "Forget it, by the way, Master Lang, how old is your cat." ”
"Uh... It's less than a month. Liu Zilang was not sure.
"That child has to be educated from an early age, and he can't lose at the starting line!" The female streamer said solemnly.
"Education? What kind of education do I have? Liu Zilang looked at 98K, whose hands began to squint again, and suddenly felt a pain in his eyes.
This orange cat is so lazy when he is young, and he is estimated to be fat and a pig when he grows up!
"Let's listen to music to cultivate sentiments." "I read a book that says that according to scientific research, 90 percent of cats prefer opera to K-pop. ”
Liu Zilang glanced at the bridge opposite, and nodded and said, "Cheng, then I'll try." ”
He used his mobile phone to Baidu the opera "The Marriage of Figaro", turned on the music and put it next to 98K.
Five seconds later,
98K's narrowed eyes... Completely closed!
Seeing this, Liu Zilang couldn't help but twitch the corners of his eyes.
He took a deep breath, quickly picked up his phone, and searched for "Gee" that cut down to Girls' Generation.
“A-ha! listen boy”
“my first love”
“......”
A few seconds after the prelude,
98K who is napping with his eyes closed... Suddenly opened his eyes.
"Meow~!"
......