Chapter 136: What Bird Are You Talking About? (3/4 Request for Recommended Tickets for Commuter Passes)
"How's the succubus lady? It's the one who sold the dungeon to you.,I think she's very good.,These players will be very happy.,The water friends on the forum seem to have a high voice for her.。 ”
Blue says:
"If we can invite her to our Eternal Kingdom Dungeon, I believe that everyone's enthusiasm at the forum will be high again. Just like starting a company, if there are female employees in the team, the efficiency will be much higher in many cases, and beautiful women can motivate everyone to work. ”
"Female employees...... Sherlock thought for a moment, but didn't answer, picking up the newspaper on the side.
As usual, the front page headlines on all four pages were useless ads.
[Paternity test cap: Are you still bothered by the question of whether the child is your own? Raise the child until he is forty years old, and then put the hat on his head, and if it turns green, congratulations, the child is not yours. Now the price is only 999 magic stones! It's almost gone! Hurry up and wear it! 】
[Winterfell Idol Training Class: The two-and-a-half-year idol trainees have started classes again, with an application fee of 100,000 magic stones, and the package is famous]
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In the small space below, here's this month's Winterfell News:
[Shocked! Ancient Ruins No. 85, which had been in development for several months, were emptied in advance, and the Eternal Fire Dungeon sent a special archaeological commissioner to leave Winterfell, and multiple departments have intervened to investigate. 】
[The person in charge of the No. 85 Ancient Ruins Development Project Department, the owner of the Goblin of the Magic Item Store, has been admitted to the hospital with a sudden illness this morning, and there is no life safety at present, our reporter interviewed the attending doctor of the Central Hospital of Winterfell [Death]:
Note: Hello doctor, can you tell us about the current situation of the goblin boss?
Doctor: The patient was sent to our hospital this morning, and his physical condition is relatively stable, and when he was sent, there was a short-term phenomenon of necrosis of the power organ of blood circulation and did not work, but we have solved this problem through emergency rescue surgery, and the patient has no power organ of blood circulation.
J: When will the goblin boss be discharged from the hospital?
Doctor: I should be able to be discharged soon, we have contacted the funeral home.
J: Okay, thank you for your answer. Let's also wish the goblin boss good health. 】”
Sherlock put down the newspaper in his hand, and Blue asked:
"Uh...... The goblin store manager can't really die of illness because of this, right? ”
"No, it's just a way to avoid debts, he sold the exploration rights so much, those who bought the exploration rights will definitely come to him." Sherlock affirmed:
"Don't worry about this treacherous goblin, there's a lot to do today, let's do it one by one."
Sherlock got up and put on his trench coat, stood up and asked:
"By the way, have you figured out the identities of the people who will also recover the player's equipment?"
"Well, it's been clear through the player's field of vision, it's the swamp fishman." Blue asked:
"There is a problem about the loss of equipment in the field, we can let players work all day to return the equipment to them, but these swamp fishmen will also collect the equipment of those players, we can't always bother to recover the equipment for those players every time, but if we don't recycle, a large amount of equipment loss is really a bit unbearable for us, do you want to contact the official? Warn these swamp fishmen. ”
"No need, since the players have begun to have contact with them, we don't need to contact them, the swamp fishmen eat aquatic plants, not meat, basically have no combat effectiveness, and they will not take the initiative to attack others, they will collect the players' equipment, there must be a reason." Sherlock said, "For the time being, let's list the swamp fishmen as non-active targets, I remember that they are very skilled at taming beasts, and they may be able to use them." ”
"I'll go first, Blue take care of the house."
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"I'm a swamp fishman called Salted Fish.
A very knowledgeable swamp fishman.
Originally, my tribe and I lived a carefree life, grazing, sleeping, and grazing every day, which was very fulfilling.
Until one day, those cursed ogres came to our territory with their monitor lizards!
These ogres have never been willing to accept the reality that the underground world has been peaceful, unwilling to eat soil, let alone grass, but thinking about eating intelligent species all day long! They feel that eating intelligent species strengthens their intelligence and strength. ”
In front of the three of them, Grab the Root Treasure, Leopard Head Zero Charge and Ou Eat Spear, a swamp fishman called Salted Fish who had washed the mud on his body said so indignantly.
"No, the underworld is far from peaceful, the Abyss Legion has appeared, they occupy the Academy of the Undead, corroded the ancestral ruins, fortunately we acted early, so that the ancestral ruins were saved from being looted, in fact, not long ago, we just killed Kramer, who made the entire underground world fearful!"
Ou Eat Spear said very seriously.
"Really, really?"
Salted fish already had a frightened expression on his face.
"Well, those things are put aside first, and then, what's wrong with those ogres?"
Leopard Head Zero asked.
"Those ogres didn't stay long in this barren land, they left quickly." Salted fish showed a look of memory:
"But the monitor lizards they left behind have been developed here for thousands of years, and they have seriously threatened our daily lives! Those monitor lizards are coming to attack our fish-man village at every chance! We've got it all the time, and we're going to have to kill those monitor lizards! ”
Salted fish stood up angrily and shouted angrily.
"Can you ask about the size of the monitor lizard?" Leopard Head Zero asked.
"At present, there are about a thousand monitor lizards in the vicinity, and the swamp in front of it, which originally belonged to the home of our swamp fishmen, has the largest number of monitor lizards there, and thousands of them are possible! The entire area of the swamp has been brought into the sphere of influence by these monitor lizards! Salted fish said.
"That's pretty serious." Grabbing the root treasure nodded and said.
"Ah...... Then we have to call someone, there are so many monitor lizards that we can't deal with......" Leopard Head Zero Charge said with some frustration.
Ou Eatspear on the side pondered for a moment, and suddenly said something to the salted fish.
"Your mother's coin."
The scene was a little awkward all of a sudden, and Salted Fish's expression gradually became frantic, and he stood up and pulled out a short sword from his waist.
“Waaaaagh——!”
"I scolded him!"
Seeing that the salted fish was about to attack him, Ou Eatspear, who suddenly spat out a fragrant mouth, hurriedly pointed at the bewildered leopard's head and shouted, and then whispered:
"Damn, the AI dialogue mechanism of this game is too free......"
"I see." Salted Fish's expression gradually calmed down, put away the short sword, and sat down again:
"Anyway, here's the thing, if your dungeon is willing to accept our commission to destroy the monitor lizard tribe that threatens our lives, we will thank you in any way we can! Please! ”
The swamp fishman bowed deeply to the three of them.
"Of course there is no problem! Those monitor lizards have attacked us, our enemies, our Eternal Kingdom Dungeons, and we must help you destroy them! ”
Ou said loudly.
"Thank you so much! We'll provide you with what we can, like giving the equipment back to you. These are all the equipment of your friends and family, right? Salted fish said with great feeling:
"I'm sorry, we weren't able to collect it all, because there were a lot of strange skeletons on the way, running over to grab the equipment, and my people and I could only take so much of the equipment with us."
Salted Fish clapped his hands after speaking, and a lot of swamp fishmen walked in with baskets of equipment.
"Ahh My gear! ”
Grabbing the root treasure saw his cuirass at a glance, because that cuirass had a very important name engraved on it, and every armor weapon he ever had in reality, he would have that name engraved on it.
Ou Eat Spear also rushed over at once, with a fanatical expression on his face, rummaging through the frame with trembling hands, while muttering to himself:
"I've made a fortune, I've made a fortune, I didn't expect that my generation of non-chiefs could also have a day of smuggling, I'm sorry for the first test bosses, I'm here with your equipment...... it! The Inquisitor's kite-shaped shield, well-equipped! Earned earned earned earned earned! ”
When Ou was still rummaging for the spear, the leopard head on the other side had already found a complete set of sophisticated equipment.
"That's, salted fish." Instead of rummaging through the equipment dropped by other players after their deaths like two companions, like two companions, Root Grabber asked:
"Is there a place where we can take it offline safely? I mean, a place to rest. ”
"We've prepared a resting room for the three warriors." Salted fish said seriously:
"In addition, we have prepared three bipedal birds for you, and we hope that after you rest, you can ride the bipedal birds and rush back to the dungeon as soon as possible, bring your army, and help us!"
"What bird did you just say?"
The three players asked in unison at Salted Fish.
"Biped."
Salted fish said as a matter of course.
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On a block in Winterfell, a magically lit tea restaurant is still open late at night.
On the signboard on the door, the words "PY Trading" are written, and it is obvious that it is the name of this tea restaurant.
Most of the residents of the underworld who have been busy all day have returned to their nests, or gone to the lively night market in the underworld, but there are not many people who will come to the tea restaurant, and there are indeed not many people in the tea restaurant.
Sherlock walked to the door of the café, took out the letter and checked the address, and then walked inside.
"Welcome, now there is only black tea, is it okay~"
Standing in the doorway, the smiling slime said to Sherlock.
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