Chapter 327: NBA's No. 1 Eating Broadcast
Thunder fans at Ford Center are starting to leave the game, and it's been another disappointing year.
Many of them must have missed James Harden, the Thunder three young people who led the team to the playoffs before falling at the feet of the Lakers.
What does this mean, this shows that in today's NBA, unity is strength!
The Lakers are now at a peak in their solidarity index, and in the last two games, their evolutionary and efficient offense has rendered the Thunder's tough defense useless.
It can be said that before the start of the season, the situation that people envisioned that "I can win the championship with my grandmother" can really be reflected in the Lakers in Game 6.
Kobe, Nash, Howard, Gasol, Ci Shiping, everyone is not at the top anymore, everyone has significant flaws.
Nash's defense and fitness, Howard's back injury and offense, Gasol's speed and stability, Kobe's finishing ability and insolvability, and Ci Shiping's projection and defensive intensity.
But after a season of running-in and playoff battles, they finally came together, and everyone found their most comfortable style of play and suitable positioning.
Nash plays off the ball, shoots threes on the wing, and plays on the offensive end like Kidd while trying to hide his defensive flaws.
Howard gave up on overly inefficient singles and spent the less healthy parts of his body more on defense.
Gasol is willing to play off the bench and reduce his playing time to make every minute he has on the pitch more efficient.
Kobe Bryant began to pass the ball more, respond more, reduce unnecessary shots, and use his few "fairy balls" when they need it most.
And the most critical of them, the 55-ranked wonder boy, is worried about his own food.
With the support of his teammates and staff, Li Liang was dragged back to the locker room, and the Lakers began to celebrate the championship in the West.
All donned black Western Conference Championship hats, wrapped around the silver Western Conference Championship Trophy, and shouted "GO Lakers!" ”
There was a commotion in the locker room, but everyone was still relatively restrained, and Kobe kept saying to the people around him, "It's not time to really celebrate, it's not time yet!" ”
Yes, the Western Conference championship is not the ultimate goal of the Lakers, and if they can't win the championship, then the second place is the biggest loser.
Li Liang escaped from the crowd and secretly hid in a place where the reporter could not find him.
He thought that this would be a way to escape, but how did he know that the Lakers players celebrated for a while and felt that something was wrong, what about Bruce Lee?
Jamison yelled, "Come out, Bruce! We're all set! ”
I don't know who followed and shouted "Always ready", and then everyone began to search for Li Liang.
Li Liang couldn't hide, and was quickly pulled out of the toilet by little O'Neill.
"It's not okay to eat secretly by yourself, you have to eat in front of everyone!" Little O'Neill also joked at Li Liang.
Reporters from all walks of life are there, and there is a click and a click on Li Liang, and it is now crazy on Twitter, INS and forums.
It doesn't matter if the Lakers win the Western Conference championship, everyone wants to see Li Liang's poop alive.
Kobe Bryant sat in the corner of the locker room with the Western Conference Championship trophy in his hand, smiling like a fool.
Needless to say, Bryant's last free throw three missed was deliberate.
If you change to a primary school student and push a three-eight style, it won't be three non-sticky, and the dignified Kobe Bryant's free throws will not be touched?
This is the first time in his career, so in order to make fun of Li Liang, Kobe Bryant also fights.
Fully Kobe Bryant has more grudges, and during the regular season, Li Liang used his ass to set up a flag, and he still remembers it.
The so-called gentleman is not too late to take revenge for ten years, Kobe Bryant has been remembering it until today, and finally caught Li Liang's flaws, not only won the game, but also got revenge!
Under the coercion of everyone, Li Liang helplessly shouted, "If you do this, you will lose me!" ”
But no one listened to him at all, and finally Li Liang made a promise that he would post a video of himself eating Xiang on Instagram and Twitter the day after tomorrow, please watch it on time.
In this way, the reporters and teammates let him go.
After all, everyone knows that it's a joke, and no matter what he eats, it is enough to achieve the effect of entertainment.
The players can be happy and happy, and they are bullied by Li Liang on weekdays, and everyone has been scolded.
Playing a game is called trembling, and the defense does not dare to leak people, misplaced, otherwise it will be scolded.
Well, now you have Bruce Lee today, too.
Li Liang finally breathed a sigh of relief, and began to broadcast if he wanted to broadcast it, what should he broadcast in the end?
You can't really eat Xiang, right?
……
"Hey, Zhu Shu, are you sure this thing can be eaten?"
"If you can eat it, it's chocolate."
"Chocolate, but why does it stink so much!"
"It's not that you want to do the same thing as that, just pour stinky tofu juice on it, it's not easy for the United States to get stinky tofu juice."
A day later, at home in Los Angeles, in the living room, Li Liang was in front of his mobile phone camera, facing a plate of-like things.
There has always been a big problem in life, that is, which one should choose between "Xiang Flavor Chocolate" and "Chocolate Xiang Flavor".
This time, Li Liang chose Xiangwei chocolate, but looking at the thing made by Zhu Shu, it not only looks alike, but it is also drizzled with stinky tofu juice.
"You don't have to, I'll shoot a video, and everyone won't be able to smell it." Li Liang complained.
"No, if it smells good, how can you look like you're eating... There is no one to eat, which one is delicious. ”
Zhu Shu was worried that Li Liang's acting skills were not realistic enough, so she simply made this Xiangwei chocolate look like a little.
After returning from Los Angeles, the news about Li Liang going to eat Xiang swept all over the United States.
For this reason, the Los Angeles Lakers' headquarters also received two couriers loaded with unknown objects, saying that it was food for Bruce Lee, and finally it was thrown away by Lakers employees.
Jerry Bass ordered that all deliveries whose recipient was Bruce Lee be rejected.
Li Liang knew that what he said still had to be realized, and the video would be shot as soon as possible, so that he could put his energy into the preparation for the finals.
To be honest, Li Liang's entry into the finals as the main player of an NBA team is the first time for a Chinese player.
In the past, Yao Ming's great achievements also stopped in the Western Conference semifinals.
And although Sun Yue and Battle got the championship ring, they didn't play for a minute after all.
Li Liang is different, he is a 40-point existence in a single game, and he is a very important part of the Lakers.
The domestic media still wants to blow it, this guy has such a moth, and he doesn't know how to publicize him.
But netizens are very happy, and they are eager for this video.
Li Liang looked at the lump of chocolate in front of him, and had already fanned his mouth in his heart.
In the end, I mustered up the courage, poked it with a fork, and put it in my mouth.
"! It's too unpalatable, isn't it? Zhu Shu really gave me Xiang! ”
Li Liang found that something was wrong, why was it so bitter, so astringent, and so unpalatable!
Li Liang can imagine that his expression at this time is really the same as eating Xiang, extremely painful.
"Damn, why is it so unpalatable! Isn't it chocolate? ”
"Hmm... It's chocolate, but it's 99% pure dark chocolate, so if you eat too much at once, it's really hard to eat......
Zhu Shu is so dedicated, she doesn't protect Li Liang at all, and really makes Xiangwei chocolate into Xiangwei.
(PS, interested readers can try the imported 99% purity of dark chocolate, and eat it in large bites, which is basically equivalent to eating Xiang.) )
Seeing that Li Liang was eating with pain on his face, Bai Xiaoting handed over a cup of coffee and said, "Come, drink a cup of coffee to moisten it." ”
This dark chocolate is really too bitter, Li Liang hurriedly took the coffee and took a sip, feeling a lot better.
"Ah~ much better. What kind of coffee is this? ”
"Cat poop coffee."
"Poof!!" Li Liang was squirting out all at once with the second sip.
"Hey, what are you doing! This is just for you! Bai Xiaoting said, with a smile on her face that couldn't be hidden.
Li Liang wiped his mouth, what did he do?
Help the Lakers get revenge on the Thunder 4:2 and return to the Finals, why eat at home!
However, Li Liang's eating and broadcasting was not over yet, and he saw Wei Dazhi coming down from upstairs with a can in his hand.
He put the canned food in front of Li Liang and said, "Hey, the fans on Twitter have said that it's okay not to eat real, eat canned herring!" There is also a saying that you want to eat preserved eggs raw, and I think canned herring is more suitable. ”
"Canned herring? What is this? Li Liang picked up the red can and looked at it, it was not in English, and he didn't know which country's text it was.
He just pulled away, and Wei Dazhi hurriedly stopped him and said, "Don't don't!" Don't eat at home, go to the yard, go to the yard, bring your phone and close the glass door! “
Li Liang went out with the canned food, he thought that since it was canned herring, it should smell a little fishy, it was okay.
So, in the courtyard, Li Liang opened the red can.
He opened a Pandora's box.
A stench that seemed to emerge from the deepest depths of hell rushed into his nostrils, eyes, skin, and clothes......
", my eyes, why, why can't I see all of a sudden..."Li Liang felt that his eyes were a little spicy.
Not only the eyes, but for a moment, he felt his nose too.
"What the hell, what the fuck is this?"